Gene-Kitty here! Umm…This whole fanfic thing was sponsored by Queen of Hearts and her awesome fanfics: Ode to Randomness  and  Ode to Randomness II

So…I hope she doesn't kill me for using her idea to spark my very own:

                                    RANDOM THOUGHTS

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Gene-kitty: so…here I am. Ready spurt idiotic comments and completely pointless blather.

Serena: You have to tell them everything!?(Whacks Gene with a salmon)

Gene-kitty: OW! How dare you hit me!! I could kick you out of here so fast your head will spin!(death glare at Serena) Anyways…I'd like to introduce my two very best friends: Lina…

Lina_inverse_04: Hiya!

Gene-kitty: caution…NEVER give her sugar. And now for my second friend: Earndelle…

Earendelle: Umm…I like hot dogs.

Lina_inverse_04: she does…too much.

Earendelle:(frantic spasms) H-H-HOT DOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Serena: Damn…that girl is on some good drugs…

Gene-kitty: No…just hot dogs.

Earendelle: HOT DOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lina_inverse_04: (gives Earendelle a hot dog) Good girl. Calm down. That's better. Good Girl.

Darien: Anybody want some of this sour stuff?(holds out some baby lucas)

Serena: Ooh!!!!! Me!!!(eats a bunch) o That stuff is SOUR!!!!

Darien: duh…

Diana: (pounces on Darien's head) hehe

Darien: Ow! Damn cat. (throws Diana off of him onto the floor)

Serena: That was mean! How could you!(Hits him with a salmon)

Lina_inverse_04: What's up with that friggin salmon?(scratches head)

Earendelle: HOT DOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gene-kitty: we'll never know………………………..

Earendelle: HOT DOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gene-kitty: This is boring…let's spice things up abit(claps hands and Kenshin appears)

Kenshin: Where the hell am I?(looks at Gene) oh, crap.

Gene-kitty: KENSHIN!!!(huggles Kenshin) MY Kenshin!!!!!!

Kenshin: …help…me…can't…breath…need…ox…ygen

Serena: (laughing uncontrollably)

Darien: (stares in horror unable to speak) That poor man…

Serena: (stops laughing suddenly) I thought you were unable to speak.

Darien: And I thought you were laughing uncontrollably.

Gene-kitty: I think both of you are mental.

Lina_inverse_04: Can I see someone get smacked with the salmon again?! Please!?

Serena: sure!(looks around and spots Earendelle) Snap out of it you hot dog freak!!!!!!(slaps Earendelle with a salmon)MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lina_inverse_04: (steals the salmon and hits Serena with it) SNAP OUT OF IT YOU PARNOID FISHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gene-kitty: (lets go of Kenshin) Lina! (holds Lina back) DOWN GIRL, DOWN!!!

Kenshin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (flees for his life)

Gene-kitty: (lets go of Lina) NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! MY KENSHIN!!!!!!!!! (sobbing uncontrollably)

Earendelle: Poor love struck idiot…

Lina_inverse_04: Umm..Earendelle? She's not a love struck idiot. She's just trying to get you and boy she got you good!

Gene-kitty: I am too a love struck idiot! Just not over Kenshin…

Darien: Since I know you're going to tell us eventually, why don't you just get it over with so we can get on with our pathetic little lives.

Serena: Loser.

Gene-kitty: ITS ERIK!!!!

Serena: Erik who?

Gene-kitty: I won't tell you. You might start stalking him. Try to get him for yourself!

Lina_inverse_04: Erik! Do you mean paper-eating-Erik!?

Gene-kitty: ok…so he eats paper…WHY IS THAT SUCH A HORRIBLE THING!?

Earendelle: It's…not that bad. If you ignore the paper eating thing.

Lina_inverse_04: That's the problem. You can't ignore the paper eating thing. IT"S NOT IGNORABLE!!!!

Gene-kitty: I don't care if he does eat paper! I love him no matter what.

Serena: riiiiight.

Earendelle: I know what will make us feel better!(drags Ash from pokemon out of nowhere) Let's all torture Ash!

Gene-kitty: YES!!!!! (runs off to get torture devices)

(Amy, Lita, Raye, and Mina[who were previously studying] look up)

Amy: Torture! Why on Earth would you torture that poor boy! He isn't even a teenager yet! You'll be taking away the joy of his youth!

Serena: Geez Amy. Its not like we're stripping him of his youth, it's just a little torture with some little harmless torture devices…

Gene-kitty: (runs back in with devices) Ok. I've got the electro-shock machine and the industrial strength torture feathers…

Amy: (faints)

Mina, Lita, Raye, and Serena: Amy!!

Mina: (checking Amy out) She's ok.

Lita: Let's get the torture on! Hand me that feather.

Ash: (being tickled with an industrial strength feather)

Gene-kitty: Let's hook up the electro-shocker now!

Ash: No…hahahaha….don't!…hahahaha…..I can't take it any more! Hahahahaha!

^-0 tune in to the next chapter for more fun and an absolutely awesome parody of Monty Python's the Holy Grail staring the selective cast of Inu-Yasha. It'll be great! Please don't kill me Queen of Hearts! I am your obedient and humble servant. I think…