Gene-Kitty here! Umm…This whole fanfic thing was sponsored by Queen of Hearts and her awesome fanfics: Ode to Randomness and Ode to Randomness II
So…I hope she doesn't kill me for using her idea to spark my very own:
RANDOM THOUGHTS
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Gene-kitty: so…here I am. Ready spurt idiotic comments and completely pointless blather.
Serena: You have to tell them everything!?(Whacks Gene with a salmon)
Gene-kitty: OW! How dare you hit me!! I could kick you out of here so fast your head will spin!(death glare at Serena) Anyways…I'd like to introduce my two very best friends: Lina…
Lina_inverse_04: Hiya!
Gene-kitty: caution…NEVER give her sugar. And now for my second friend: Earndelle…
Earendelle: Umm…I like hot dogs.
Lina_inverse_04: she does…too much.
Earendelle:(frantic spasms) H-H-HOT DOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Serena: Damn…that girl is on some good drugs…
Gene-kitty: No…just hot dogs.
Earendelle: HOT DOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lina_inverse_04: (gives Earendelle a hot dog) Good girl. Calm down. That's better. Good Girl.
Darien: Anybody want some of this sour stuff?(holds out some baby lucas)
Serena: Ooh!!!!! Me!!!(eats a bunch) o That stuff is SOUR!!!!
Darien: duh…
Diana: (pounces on Darien's head) hehe
Darien: Ow! Damn cat. (throws Diana off of him onto the floor)
Serena: That was mean! How could you!(Hits him with a salmon)
Lina_inverse_04: What's up with that friggin salmon?(scratches head)
Earendelle: HOT DOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gene-kitty: we'll never know………………………..
Earendelle: HOT DOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gene-kitty: This is boring…let's spice things up abit(claps hands and Kenshin appears)
Kenshin: Where the hell am I?(looks at Gene) oh, crap.
Gene-kitty: KENSHIN!!!(huggles Kenshin) MY Kenshin!!!!!!
Kenshin: …help…me…can't…breath…need…ox…ygen
Serena: (laughing uncontrollably)
Darien: (stares in horror unable to speak) That poor man…
Serena: (stops laughing suddenly) I thought you were unable to speak.
Darien: And I thought you were laughing uncontrollably.
Gene-kitty: I think both of you are mental.
Lina_inverse_04: Can I see someone get smacked with the salmon again?! Please!?
Serena: sure!(looks around and spots Earendelle) Snap out of it you hot dog freak!!!!!!(slaps Earendelle with a salmon)MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lina_inverse_04: (steals the salmon and hits Serena with it) SNAP OUT OF IT YOU PARNOID FISHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gene-kitty: (lets go of Kenshin) Lina! (holds Lina back) DOWN GIRL, DOWN!!!
Kenshin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (flees for his life)
Gene-kitty: (lets go of Lina) NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! MY KENSHIN!!!!!!!!! (sobbing uncontrollably)
Earendelle: Poor love struck idiot…
Lina_inverse_04: Umm..Earendelle? She's not a love struck idiot. She's just trying to get you and boy she got you good!
Gene-kitty: I am too a love struck idiot! Just not over Kenshin…
Darien: Since I know you're going to tell us eventually, why don't you just get it over with so we can get on with our pathetic little lives.
Serena: Loser.
Gene-kitty: ITS ERIK!!!!
Serena: Erik who?
Gene-kitty: I won't tell you. You might start stalking him. Try to get him for yourself!
Lina_inverse_04: Erik! Do you mean paper-eating-Erik!?
Gene-kitty: ok…so he eats paper…WHY IS THAT SUCH A HORRIBLE THING!?
Earendelle: It's…not that bad. If you ignore the paper eating thing.
Lina_inverse_04: That's the problem. You can't ignore the paper eating thing. IT"S NOT IGNORABLE!!!!
Gene-kitty: I don't care if he does eat paper! I love him no matter what.
Serena: riiiiight.
Earendelle: I know what will make us feel better!(drags Ash from pokemon out of nowhere) Let's all torture Ash!
Gene-kitty: YES!!!!! (runs off to get torture devices)
(Amy, Lita, Raye, and Mina[who were previously studying] look up)
Amy: Torture! Why on Earth would you torture that poor boy! He isn't even a teenager yet! You'll be taking away the joy of his youth!
Serena: Geez Amy. Its not like we're stripping him of his youth, it's just a little torture with some little harmless torture devices…
Gene-kitty: (runs back in with devices) Ok. I've got the electro-shock machine and the industrial strength torture feathers…
Amy: (faints)
Mina, Lita, Raye, and Serena: Amy!!
Mina: (checking Amy out) She's ok.
Lita: Let's get the torture on! Hand me that feather.
Ash: (being tickled with an industrial strength feather)
Gene-kitty: Let's hook up the electro-shocker now!
Ash: No…hahahaha….don't!…hahahaha…..I can't take it any more! Hahahahaha!
^-0 tune in to the next chapter for more fun and an absolutely awesome parody of Monty Python's the Holy Grail staring the selective cast of Inu-Yasha. It'll be great! Please don't kill me Queen of Hearts! I am your obedient and humble servant. I think…
