RANDOM THOUGHTS

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A/N: Hey! Gene-kitty here…I don't know why you came back but now that you are here…IT'S TIME FOR MORE RANDOM THOUGHTS!!!!! In today's episode we find ourselves in the kingdom of Britain.

Lina_inverse_04: All hail Arthur! King of the Britons!

Gene-kitty: She's mental ignore her.

Lina_inverse_04: (chugs sugar) hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe.

Gene-kitty: Crap!!!!!!!!!!!!! Earendelle!!!!! Lina had sugar!!!!!!!!!!!!

Earendelle: (runs away)

Gene-kitty: (runs after her)

InuYasha: Hi. Gene ran away so I'll tell you about today's episode. A very funny parody of Monty Python's The Holy Grail staring the selective cast of InuYasha.

Kagome: If we can ever get the authoress back we might be able to get on with it.

InuYasha: If she doesn't come back then we'll just have to come up with our own fun. (winks at Kagome)

Kagome: SIT!

InuYasha: Oof!

Kagome: There will be none of that in here.

Miroku: (Eyeing Sango) Aww…why not?

Kagome: (death glare at Miroku)

Gene-kitty: (runs back over) Yea! Its time for the skit!

Shippo: Fun…

Lina_inverse_04: Cookies cookies cookies cookies cookies cookies cookies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Earendelle: (stares at Lina) Great…she's gone…

Gene-kitty: Stop stating the obvious. On with the show!! InuYasha…you'll be King Arthur and Kagome will be your squire. The one who carries the supplies and bangs the coconuts together.

Kagome: AARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

InuYasha: Hehe…coconuts…

Miroku: (busts out laughing)

Kagome: (death glare at Miroku)

Earendelle: Guess who else is here!

Lina_inverse_04: Cookies?

Earendelle: (pulls Sailor Moon out) Sailor Moon!

InuYasha: I thought It was only the selective cast of InuYasha?

Gene-kitty: Well we had to have someone from Sailor Moon in here.

InuYasha: oh.

Sailor Moon: (looks at InuYasha's ears) It's The Negaverse! In the name of the Moon I shall punish you!! (blasts InuYasha with her moon scepter)

InuYasha: (smoldering) ow…………………………..

Kagome: (pulls out her bow and arrows) You'll pay for that! (shoots Sailor Moon with her purifying arrow) Crap. Wrong arrow

Sailor Moon: (falls over) OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gene-kitty: On with the skit! Miroku will be Brave Sir Robin…

Miroku: Awesome!

Kagome: He's not really that brave Miroku. He's really just a big baby.

Miroku: grrrrrrrrrrrrr

Gene-kitty: Sango will be sir Lancelot and Shippo will be the old man at the bridge.

Sango: Hahahaha! Shippo! An old man! Hahahahaha!

Shippo: (pouting) It's not THAT funny…

Sango Yes it is! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

Gene-kitty: I will be the evil bunny and Lina can be the hideous monster of the cave.

Lina_inverse_04: COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Earendelle: she's on her cookie kick now.

Gene-kitty: Seriously! Stop stating the obvious!

Earendelle: Sorry

Gene-kitty: It's ok. You'll just have to be the other knight I can't remember the name of.

Earendelle: Ok.

Gene-kitty: ON WITH THE SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (curtain up)

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( InuYasha is walking through the forest with the knights and his squire behind him. Kagome is banging the coconuts together with a look that could kill on her face.)

InuYasha: Look! It's the evil Bunny!

Kagome: (banging her coconuts) What do you know…

InuYasha: The squire doesn't speak Kagome!

Kagome: Get back into character InuYasha!

Miroku: Look! It ate that Knight we can't remember the name of!

Earendelle: (death noises)

Sango: Poor Knight…

Miroku: (in a weak voice) I think I wet myself…

Everyone: Oh good god!

Miroku: Sorry…

Sango: It's ok Miroku…

Miroku: (whispering) Sango! We're suppose to be in character! Ididn't really wet myself you know!

Sango: Oh!

Gene-kitty: Where did I get this sorry lot of actors…

InuYasha: Get the Holly Hand Grenade of Antioch!*dum dum dum!*

Sango: Not The…Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! *dum dum dum!*

InuYasha: Yes… The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! *dum dum dum!*

Miroku: Lob it on 3!

InuYasha: 1! 2! 5!

Sango: 3, sir!

InuYasha: right-o. 3! (lobs the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! *dum dum dum!*)

Gene-kitty: BOOM! (Gene blows up)

Lina_inverse_04: COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

InuYasha: Into the cave everyone!!!!

Lina_inverse_04: COOKIES!!!!!!! I'LL EAT YOU!!!!!!!!! COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!

(Suddenly the artist had a heart attack and the evil cookie-craving monster faded away)

Lina_inverse_04: COOKIES!!!!!

Shippo: Lina…you're dead now.

Lina_inverse_04:oh…COOKIES!!!!!! (runs off)

(The scene changes to the bridge now)

Kagome: (banging her coconuts)

Shippo: Hold it! You must answer these questions three before you may pass over my bridge.

Sango: I shall go first!

Shippo: All right then. What is your name?

Sango: Sir Lancelot.

Shippo: What is your Quest?

Sango: To seek the Holy Grail.

Shippo: What is your favorite color?

Sango: Yellow.

Shippo: You may pass.

Miroku: That looks easy! I'm next!

Shippo: What is your name?

Miroku: Sir Robin.

Shippo: What is your Quest?

Miroku: To seek the Holy Grail.

Shippo: What is your favorite color?

Miroku: Yellow…no, blue…no, wait! AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (flies of the bridge into the casmic abyss below)

InuYasha: I'll go next. Come squire.

Kagome: (banging her coconuts mournfully)

Shippo: What is your name?

InuYasha: Sir Arthur, King of the Britons.

Shippo: What is your Quest?

InuYasha: To seek the Holy Grail.

Shippo: What is the air speed velocity of a common swallow?

InuYasha: Is that an African or a European Swallow?

Shippo: well…I don't know that…no! AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! ( flies of the bridge into the casmic abyss below)

InuYasha: Come squire. We're off the see the wizard! The wonderful wizard of Oz!!!

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Gene-kitty: That was great. Absolutely wonderful. Except for the 3 trillion mistakes you guys made!!! And the countless times you were out of character!!!!!

InuYasha: oh shut up.

Kagome: (banging her coconuts together happily)

Miroku: I think she likes to bang coconuts.

Sango: EW! (smacks Miroku)

Miroku: OW! What did I say??

^-0 Join us next time for some crazy fun with more torture devices and Kenshin, Heero, and Duo. We'll have the sailor scouts back after we're done with the guys. *winks*

                All hail the Queen of Hearts! ^-^ Gene-kitty out!