RANDOM THOUGHTS
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A/N: I don't own Heero, Duo, Kenshin or any of the sailor moon cast. It's so sad.
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Gene-kitty: Guess what?
Lina_inverse_04: I'm off my cookie kick?
Gene-kitty: Well…yes…but, Heero , Duo, and Kenshin are coming back!
(random cheering)
Gene-kitty: I'M SO HAPPY!!!!!
Earendelle: We noticed.
Lina_inverse_04: I need some coffee.
Earendelle: NO YOU DON'T!!!!!!
Lina_inverse_04: Joke! It was a joke.
Heero: Was some one talking about me?
Gene-kitty, Lina_inverse_04,& Earendelle: HEERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(all jump on him)
Heero: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get em offa me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duo: (runs in) Heero! I'll save you!
Gene-Kitty: (spots Duo) MY DUO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lina_inverse_04: YOUR Duo? What happened to YOUR Kenshin?
Gene-kitty: They're both mine! I'll leave Heero to you.
Heero: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gene-kitty: (jumps on Duo and starts kissing him)
Heero: (averts his eyes) That's just gross.
Kenshin: You are just weird.
Duo: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: You did it to yourself!
Duo: How? I was just trying to save Heero!
Heero: (blushes)
Lina_inverse_04: Did you see that!!!!! Heero blushed!!!!! He actually blushed!!!!!!!!
Relena: (strolls happily into the room)
Heero: (throws up at the sight of Relena)
Relena: (sees Heero) HEERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY TOASTY MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heero: I AM NOT TOAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duo: I am though! (is relatively crunchy and covered in butter)
Gene-kitty: You are? (Drags Duo off to her holy Duo toast shrine and strps him to the base of the shrine) You'll be mine forever! Well…as long as you don't mold…
Duo: EWW!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lina_inverse_04: Back off Peacecraft! He's all mine.
Wufei: (walks in on the whole scene) What the?
Earendelle: Wufei! My darling! (glomps Wufei)
Wufei: (stunned) x-x
Trowa: (Skips in) Uh oh…
Duo, Heero, & Wufei: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gene-kitty: I have changed my mind…There will be ONLY our beloved GW characters in this chapter! (Maniacal laughter)
Quatre: ( walks in and spots Relena) Relena! (runs over and hugs her) How grand it is to see you!
Relena: ehe…Quatre…nice to…see you…Heero! Get out from under that girl and come to me! You love me! I know you do! You've danced with me and you never kill me when you say you will! That means you must love me! Now you're my boyfriend and we'll always be together! Kiss me Heero! Kiss me and marry me! I'll make the best wife! We'll have such pretty children! We'll have 2! No, 3! No! Even better! We'll have 5!!!
Heero: (pulls out his gun and throws Lina off him) 5!!!!???? Kids???? Marriage???? Why the HELL are you talking so fast??? Have you lost your MIND??????? I…DON'T…LIKE…YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD!!!! WE ARENT GOING OUT!!! WE ARENT GETTING MARRIED!!!!! AND WE'LL NEVER EVER HAVE KIDS!!!!!!!
Relena: He-heero? Why are you being so mean to me? I know you love me! I know you do! You'll see! I'll prove it to you! (runs off somewhere)
Heero: (panting) MAN she gets on my nerves.
Lina_inverse_04: Come here big boy! (tackles Heero and starts kissing him)
Trowa: That's just nasty.
Quatre: And wrong. Don't forget wrong.
Trowa: Yep. Very wrong.
Wufei: WILL YOU TWO STOP GAWKING AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!!!! Like, HELPING US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quatre: He's mad.
Trowa: You're right. Let's go. (turns and walks out)
Quatre: Ok. (follows Trowa)
Duo: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T GO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Untie me byotch!
Gene-kitty: I won't do anything if you are going to talk to me like that. (spots Kenshin and grabs him) KENSHIN!!!! (straps him to the shrine next to Duo)
Kenshin: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE"S GOT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gene-kitty: I wont kill you. I'll just… (kisses Kenshin)
Duo: EW!!!!!!!! I DON'T NEED TO SEE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!
Lina_inverse_04: (lets go of Heero) Look! Relena's coming back!
Heero: (stands up) She is?
Relena: I can prove you love me Heero! Just watch! (runs up to Heero and kisses him passionately)
Heero: ?!!!!! ( surprisingly, kisses Relena back with the same force)
Everyone besides Heero and Relena: ACK!!!!!!!!!!!! (Throws up)
Gene-kitty: Unties duo and kenshin) Run! I may have to stay in here and indure this but you don't!
Duo, and Kenshin: (run out screaming) AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Earendelle: (lets Wufei up) Someone stop them!
Lina_inverse_04: Just leave em to it.
^-0ok,ok. I know. DON'T KILL ME! It was just a little harmless fun. Still, ewwwww…
