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                        RANDOM THOUGHTS

        Chapter 5: Dance Dance Revolutionary Chickens

Gene-kitty: It's now time for the 5th installment of RANDOM THOUGHTS!

Lina_inverse_04: She's installing something? Uh, oh. Run for your lives…

Gene-kitty: LINA!

Lina_inverse_04: Make that I better run for my life… *dashes off*

Earendelle: That's too funny…

Gene-kitty: O no you din't! *chases after Lina*

Earendelle: I will be your designated driver for today.

Darien I bet I could make her go crazy just like the other two authoresses…

Earendelle: Try it and you die.

Darien: *waves a hotdog in front of Earendelle's face*

Earendelle: h-h-h-HOTDOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Serena: You did it. Way to go. Now what are we going to do? The authoresses are gone off!

Darien: Oh…I didn't think of that…

Serena: You never do…

Darien: Hey!

Serena: What? It's the truth!

Darien: *stalks off*

Serena: Wait Darien! *runs off after him*

*Fuma from X/1999 warily sticks his head in*

*Kamui does same*

Fuma: Kamui! *Runs over to Kamui and tries to kiss him*

Kamui: *fending off Kamui with a stick* No kissy!

Fuma: Oh, come on!

Kamui: AH! GET THE GAY GUY OFFA ME!

*Kotori happily skips in*

Kotori: Llama… *sees Fuma trying to kiss Kamui* FUMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuma: *looks over at Kotori* Crap! It's my sister! *runs away…far away…*

Kamui: Yay! Kotori! *huggles Kotori*

Kotori: *huggles Kamui*

Gene-kitty: *comes back over panting* Stupid Lina…

Lina_invers_04: I heard that!

Gene-kitty: GOOD!

Earendelle: *rocking back and forth in a corner* hotdogs…

Gene-kitty: Who did that!? *points to Earendelle*

Kagome: That would be Darien…

Gene-kitty: *pulls out a small voodoo doll that looks like Darien and stabs a pin into his right leg*

Darien: *from offstage* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gene-kitty: *puts voodoo doll away quickly and walks off whistling*

Lina_inverse_04: I saw that Gene…

Gene-kitty: *pulls out another small voodoo doll that looks like Lina* And I expect you to keep quiet about it…

Lina_inverse_04: You are pure evil…

Gene-kitty: No…I'm purely psychotic…

Earendelle: *still sitting in a corner, rocking back and forth* hotdogs…

Duo: *pokes gene* Hi Gene!

Gene-kitty: *looks at Duo* DUO! *huggles Duo*

Duo: Gack! *getting the living daylight squeezed out of him*

Kenshin: *pries Gene off of Duo*

Lina_inverse_04: *jumps up on a giant stage that just appeared* Sit down everyone and I will sing a very cool song to you!

Everyone: *sits down in chairs that just appeared in front of the stage*

Lina_inverse_04: It's called Every Heart!

InuYasha cast: Hey!!

Lina_inverse_04: Then I'll sing Freckles!

Rurouni Kenshin Cast: Hey!!!!

Lina_inverse_04: Both are the English versions!

InuYasha and Rurouni Kenshin casts: WHAT DA????????

Gene-kitty: Yay Lina!!!!

Lina_invers_04: Let's begin! *starts singing Every Heart*

Tell me babe, How many do I shed my tears?

Every Heart  Every Heart is not a gentle yet

Shall I do? I can never say my loneliness

Every heart doesn't know what to say oh what to do

I was afraid of darkness cause I felt that I was left alone

So I prayed for help to the distant million stars

Round &round the planets revolve around the sun

And we always seek after love and peace forever more

Growing growing woe baby we can work it out

Look up at the sky every heart is shining all today

Show me now, what kind of smile do I come across

Every heart  every heart can take a step towards dreams

All of us want to take a lasting happiness

Whenever you feel sad, I want to hold and give you sound sleep

Someday every hearts gonna free and easy

We have peace of mind

Someday all the people find the way to love

Goes and goes the time goes on we are not alone

We live on together and we will find some precious things

Sometime we will smile sometime we will cry somehow

Don't forget believing yourself---Tomorrow's never die

There is the warm heart places on my mind

In my earliest days there and it's so sweet

There are many stars they have talk with me so kind

They say yes, always times a friend of mine  so shine

Round and round the planets revolve around the sun

And we always seek after love and peace forever more

Growing growing woe baby we can work it out

Look up at the sky every heart is shining all today

Goes and goes the time goes on we are not alone

We live on together and we will find some precious things

Sometime we will smile sometime we will cry somehow look up Don't forget believing yourself---Tomorrow's never die

SFX: Crickets chirping

Everyone: *sitting stock still with their mouths open*

Lina_inverse_04: Well!?

Earendelle: *rocking back and forth in her seat* hotdogs….

Gene-kitty: wow…you REALLY can't sing…

Lina_inverse_04: *goes demon*

InuYasha: Hey! Only I can do that!

Lina_inverse_04: YOU WILL DIE!!!!! *grabs Gene's little friend Jiji and chases Gene around and

around*

Gene-kitty: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

Kenshin: Those girls scare me…

Kaoru: *randomly appears* KENSHIN!!!!!!

Kenshin: (in tiny voice) But that one scares me more…

Miroku: Gene's in love with me…

Kagome: ???

Miroku: ^______^

Kagome: *sweat drops*

Sango: AND SO DO I!!!!!

Miroku: O.o

Sango: *jumps on Miroku and starts kissin' him*

Miroku: ^_________________________^

Kagome: *starts banging her head on the back of the chair in front of her*

InuYasha: Please don't do that…

Gene-kitty: *pulls out her little voodoo doll of Lina and starts hacking at it* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

Lina_inverse_04: *writhing in pain on the ground* GAK! GACK!!! KACK! *death noises* *dead*

Gene-kitty: *puts the doll away and picks up Jiji* Are you alright my little pet?

^-0(Jiji): Yes…now could you let go of me?

Gene-kitty: Nope!

Yay! The next chapter will have Miroku accidentally walked in on my Miroku Shrine…(I actually have

 one filled with plushies from the last oshi-con in februaury…)Read and review or I will hack you to

 death with Jiji!

^-0: please don't…

Oh yeah! And I am going to sing Freckles! Ain't that special…