I forgot that i also dont own George (tear)...I know the first part was
boring but stick with it... will get better!!!
Morning came and Ardethand Bubbles continued theit journey until they reached Cairo in the late afternoon. They wandered on their camel trying to find a small inn called the Baa-Bar. Once they found the right place, Ardeth dismounted, tied his camel to the post and opened the door. Ardeth headed straight for the fireplace where he knew his friend would be. A handsom regal man sat there upon what looked like a throne.
"George!" Artdeth called to Cairo's King of Theives when he spotted this man. "How's the theiving business?"
Geoge chuckled, "Great and the mummy fighting business?"
"Eventful. how's the gang?"
"We're all good here, tell me what's brought you here?"
"I've been sent by the gods to accompany Bubbles here," he showed George the water skin,"to accomplish his dream and bring back new knowledge to the mejai people." Bubbles looked up at a handsome man, who would also do well in the porn business.
"Well hello Bubbles! What dream would you be following?" George asked the small goldfish.
"I want to be the biggest.o well, the best porn star in the whole industry!" Bublles enthusiastically told George.
"Well.," George repiled confused, "that's a mighty big dream for such a little fish."
" I would do anything to fulfill my dream!"
"I don't think that's a problem in your new line of work" George muttered as he smiled to himself.
" I don't get it." Ardeth said.
Ardeth and Bubbles spent much of the night talking with George and then they retired to their rooms only the slightest bit tipsy from their several rounds of drinks. The nest morning the three set out to see if one of George's friends could help Bubbles' plight. They arrived at an alley door where both Ardeth and Bubbles were surprised to find a three inch tall leprechaun standing before them on a barrel holding a fullsize shotgun.
"Ok, so I few odd friends." George admitted.
"George!' the leprechaun exclaimed, "what brings you here...after me lucky charms?'
George sighed, "Not today Acorn, actually I was hoping you could help these friends of mine." George gestured to Ardeth who was holding the water skin up so Bubbles could also see the wee little man.
"Do they want me lucky charms?'
"No Acorn, they don't want your lucky charms either." Acorn jumped down from the barrel, leaving the shotgun, and led the trio through a door in the alley into his home, which was furnished with fullsize chairs, tables, and various other pieces. The room was sectioned into four sub- rooms. A kitchen, a sitting room, a den, and a bathroom which was behind a folding screen that depicted Freddie Prinze Jr. constipated on a toilet. The stchen was done in a fifties sdiner look, the sitting room was very formal, the den contained many animal heads left to stare at company through fixed, dead eyes. Acorn directed George and Ardeth to the two formal chairs in the sitting room while he climed up a table leg.
"So what can I do for ye?" Acorn asked when he had finally scaled the table leg. Bubbles, who had been put in a punch bowl of water and set on the coffee table excitedly splashed around.
"I need help bocoming a porn star! Can you help? I can do good I swear and I'll work really hard and I'm not so small and I could be in even more exotic movies then there are now.... Yea so please.." George was trying not to laugh at Ardeth who was looking confused.
"I don't get it." Ardeth admitted. Acorn looked deep in thought as he looked over Bubbles from his perch. Suddenly he leaped from the table and gestured for them to follow him down the hall. George and Ardeth rose from their chairs and started down the hall when,
"Hey wait guys... you forget me!" Bubbles cried from his punch bowl. Bubbles was fetched and the group once again started down the hall. Many doors adorned the walls and muffled noises could be heard from within hte rooms. George stopped and turned to one of the doors.
"Wait! Don't touch that!" Acorn shouted. George cracked the door open and laughed uncontrolably.
"What you need to pretend to have big business? And how many customers would I actually find behind the rest of these doors?" George asked Laughing, but disgusted that Acorn couldn't run a successful business even when there was such a market for the product. "Maybe we should try to find someone else to help us." George said thinking that If Acorn didn't have a running business that he wouldn't have very good employees. "We don't really want to start him into amature stuff." Ardeth pushed George out of the way so he and Bubbles could get a look at what was behind the door.
"No no no I can help.. no worries. It'll work." Acorn tried to assure George. Ardeth was staring puzzeledly at the brick wall behind the door. "I don't get it."
As they approached the bright purple door at the end of the hallway Acorn stopped.
"Wait!" He jumped in front of the door. "You have to prove yourself before entering my sacred realm. You must first bring me ... A SHRUBERY!"
"Cut the crap Acorn." George said and slid the leprechaun away from the door with his foot. "I knew I shoundn't have let you watch that Monty Python movie." he said as he was opening the purple door. Acorn jumped in front and led the way into the room. Acorn's sacred realm was painted in a warm brick red and furnished with balck couches and overstuffed chairs. The beauyiful wood floor was covered with an antique Persian rug. On their right was another hallway with more doors , but many scantily clad women and men were moving from room to room confirming that there were actual rooms behind the doors. On one of the couches to the groups left,a woman was lounging. She had brown hair and eyes and was wearing a black mini skirt and a green tube top. Her hair was softly curled and she ran a hand through it giving her a sexily tousled look.
"My business manager," Acorn told his guests. George felt Ardeth stiffen beside him and he smiled.
Does this mean that Ardeth will finally get a chick of his own?? Keep Reading and Review!!!!
Morning came and Ardethand Bubbles continued theit journey until they reached Cairo in the late afternoon. They wandered on their camel trying to find a small inn called the Baa-Bar. Once they found the right place, Ardeth dismounted, tied his camel to the post and opened the door. Ardeth headed straight for the fireplace where he knew his friend would be. A handsom regal man sat there upon what looked like a throne.
"George!" Artdeth called to Cairo's King of Theives when he spotted this man. "How's the theiving business?"
Geoge chuckled, "Great and the mummy fighting business?"
"Eventful. how's the gang?"
"We're all good here, tell me what's brought you here?"
"I've been sent by the gods to accompany Bubbles here," he showed George the water skin,"to accomplish his dream and bring back new knowledge to the mejai people." Bubbles looked up at a handsome man, who would also do well in the porn business.
"Well hello Bubbles! What dream would you be following?" George asked the small goldfish.
"I want to be the biggest.o well, the best porn star in the whole industry!" Bublles enthusiastically told George.
"Well.," George repiled confused, "that's a mighty big dream for such a little fish."
" I would do anything to fulfill my dream!"
"I don't think that's a problem in your new line of work" George muttered as he smiled to himself.
" I don't get it." Ardeth said.
Ardeth and Bubbles spent much of the night talking with George and then they retired to their rooms only the slightest bit tipsy from their several rounds of drinks. The nest morning the three set out to see if one of George's friends could help Bubbles' plight. They arrived at an alley door where both Ardeth and Bubbles were surprised to find a three inch tall leprechaun standing before them on a barrel holding a fullsize shotgun.
"Ok, so I few odd friends." George admitted.
"George!' the leprechaun exclaimed, "what brings you here...after me lucky charms?'
George sighed, "Not today Acorn, actually I was hoping you could help these friends of mine." George gestured to Ardeth who was holding the water skin up so Bubbles could also see the wee little man.
"Do they want me lucky charms?'
"No Acorn, they don't want your lucky charms either." Acorn jumped down from the barrel, leaving the shotgun, and led the trio through a door in the alley into his home, which was furnished with fullsize chairs, tables, and various other pieces. The room was sectioned into four sub- rooms. A kitchen, a sitting room, a den, and a bathroom which was behind a folding screen that depicted Freddie Prinze Jr. constipated on a toilet. The stchen was done in a fifties sdiner look, the sitting room was very formal, the den contained many animal heads left to stare at company through fixed, dead eyes. Acorn directed George and Ardeth to the two formal chairs in the sitting room while he climed up a table leg.
"So what can I do for ye?" Acorn asked when he had finally scaled the table leg. Bubbles, who had been put in a punch bowl of water and set on the coffee table excitedly splashed around.
"I need help bocoming a porn star! Can you help? I can do good I swear and I'll work really hard and I'm not so small and I could be in even more exotic movies then there are now.... Yea so please.." George was trying not to laugh at Ardeth who was looking confused.
"I don't get it." Ardeth admitted. Acorn looked deep in thought as he looked over Bubbles from his perch. Suddenly he leaped from the table and gestured for them to follow him down the hall. George and Ardeth rose from their chairs and started down the hall when,
"Hey wait guys... you forget me!" Bubbles cried from his punch bowl. Bubbles was fetched and the group once again started down the hall. Many doors adorned the walls and muffled noises could be heard from within hte rooms. George stopped and turned to one of the doors.
"Wait! Don't touch that!" Acorn shouted. George cracked the door open and laughed uncontrolably.
"What you need to pretend to have big business? And how many customers would I actually find behind the rest of these doors?" George asked Laughing, but disgusted that Acorn couldn't run a successful business even when there was such a market for the product. "Maybe we should try to find someone else to help us." George said thinking that If Acorn didn't have a running business that he wouldn't have very good employees. "We don't really want to start him into amature stuff." Ardeth pushed George out of the way so he and Bubbles could get a look at what was behind the door.
"No no no I can help.. no worries. It'll work." Acorn tried to assure George. Ardeth was staring puzzeledly at the brick wall behind the door. "I don't get it."
As they approached the bright purple door at the end of the hallway Acorn stopped.
"Wait!" He jumped in front of the door. "You have to prove yourself before entering my sacred realm. You must first bring me ... A SHRUBERY!"
"Cut the crap Acorn." George said and slid the leprechaun away from the door with his foot. "I knew I shoundn't have let you watch that Monty Python movie." he said as he was opening the purple door. Acorn jumped in front and led the way into the room. Acorn's sacred realm was painted in a warm brick red and furnished with balck couches and overstuffed chairs. The beauyiful wood floor was covered with an antique Persian rug. On their right was another hallway with more doors , but many scantily clad women and men were moving from room to room confirming that there were actual rooms behind the doors. On one of the couches to the groups left,a woman was lounging. She had brown hair and eyes and was wearing a black mini skirt and a green tube top. Her hair was softly curled and she ran a hand through it giving her a sexily tousled look.
"My business manager," Acorn told his guests. George felt Ardeth stiffen beside him and he smiled.
Does this mean that Ardeth will finally get a chick of his own?? Keep Reading and Review!!!!
