So you know Erin is a friend of mine so you wont know her...REVIEW
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"Erin! Hello its been a long time. Meet my old friend Ardeth." The woman got up and crossed the distance to meet the sexy medjai. Ardeth suavely took and kissed her hand and sent her a sexy smile showing off his perfectly straight and white teeth.
"It's a pleasure to meet such a lovely lady." Ardeth focused all his energy into being debonare.
"The pleasures all mine." Erin replied, melting at the knees for the sex god who was still holding her hand. George knew then that this would turn out to be an interesting adventure. He tried to remember when he had ever seen Ardeth try to get a girl before and no memories came to him. Though he knew that Ardeth had to please the ladies in bed because, well... Ardeth just had the sexiest demeanor. (These previous sentences in no way implies that Ardeth or Oded is ever, was ever, or will ever be gay.)
"The little guy is looking to get into the porn industry, know anyone who could help him?" George asked breaking the meaningful looks Erin and Ardeth couldn't seem to stop sending each other.
"Hmmmmm," Erin thought, "Maybe, I don't know how much of a help she'll be though, she may have been kicked out."
"What do you mean?" George asked warily.
"Well she had a run in with her pimp when some of his crack went mysteriously missing. I believe that he kicked her ass and let her out of his employ."
"She has no pimp? Street hos don't get the going rate without representation do they?" George asked knowing from his profession that competition was tough with all of the foreigners coimming to Cairo for Egyptian treasure. George was also surprised that a pimp had actually kicked one of his own to the curb.
"Well rumor is that she wasn't that good anyway. So tuppence would be a step up anyway."
"I'd take tuppence!" Bubbles said while swimming excitedly in the punch bowl.
"Honey," Erin exclaimed while looking Bubbles up and down, "you could get a lot more than that!"
"I don't get it." Ardeth said in the same sexy monotone. "What is the name of this gutter ho you speak of?" Ardeth tried to just move on instead of wallowing in his sheltered state.
"Amanda" Erin replied with contempt. "I really must get to work now, I know you'll want to start looking for her. Just say that I sent you... She'll help you... I think."
Ardeth, George and Bubbles thanked Acorn and Erin and left Acorn's place to reach the slums where Amanda the gutter ho supposedly was now on the stroll.
It took nearly the whole day to find the crack slut, but when they did it was instantly apparant why she only went for tuppence. Her arms and legs were full of track marks and she was pale and anorexic looking.
"What?!" the ho demanded when she found them staring at her. All of the other drugged out hos and pimps turned to look because of Amanda's loud remark.
"We were sent by Erin to see if you could help our filet friend. He wants to join the elite porn work force." Ardeth told her matter of factly since neither George or Bubbles wanted to talk to her, well neither did Ardeth, his mind was still on the sexy Erin he had just met that morning. Amanda the ho thought about what they were asking. As she thought, it took a while, she realized that the man had said that his friend was a fish. She also noted that the same man appeared to ooze sex from just about every pore of his body. Amanda hadn't had the chance to eat fish filet in a long time. Even at McDonald's filet costfive pennies. Amanda hadn't had that much money in at one time. She usually just bought as much crack as she could, which wasn't much, but after getting her ass kicked she that was only once or maybe twice a year if she was lucky. That and Amanda hadn't eaten in a while.
"Why don't you meet me at the big cliff tomorrow at sunset. I have to talk to a couple of people first." Ardeth agreed, although his sexy medjai sense was picking up that something wasn't going to be quite right. The trio then retired to the Baa-Bar and spent their evening with the bar regulars.
The next day, a few minutes befor sunset Ardeth, George, and Bubbles in his own bulletproof plastic punchbowl arrived at the cliff where they were to meet Amanda. The ho arrived just as the sun dissapeared onver the horizen.
"George," she asked the king of theives, "could you give mysterious sexy man and me just a minute alone to complete this business transaction?"
"What transaction?" Ardeth asked when George had moved out of what appeared to be listening distance.
"Well, I was thinking, you might just want to sell me the fish instead of wasting your time getting a fish into porn... its not likely to happen."
" I understand you need money, not that you have enough to pay for top quality fish filet." Ardeth answered, making Bubbles nervous fearing for his wellbeing.
"Well there are other ways to pay than just money... I happen to be very skilled." Ardeth laughed uncomfortably not knowing exactly what this whore was talking about.
"Well I could use a new camel. Mine already seems to have five thousands miles on it. Its all Rick and Evie's fault I tell you. Usually a good camel can last years for me." George, listening in, tried hard to control his so far silent laughter remembering that Ardeth was rather sheltered from city life. Amanda's only reaction to this was to flair her nostrils repeatedly.
"Well no I don't think the fish is for sale." Ardeth finally said after the long pause. When Amanda realized, after another couple of minutes, that she wouldn't be able to eat a Bubbles filet she threw herself at the damn sexy medja who was unprepared for the sudden attack because he was wondering how the ho could get her nostrils to get that big. The attack had pushed Ardeth to only a mere couple of inches from the cliff's edge. George rushed over to help, but was too late. Ardeth held the scratching whore an arms length away, but she was still trying to puch the sexy man over the cliff. With nostrils et again flared, Amandamade one last attempt to knock Ardeth over the cliff. The medjai was knocked off balance,but he quickly and sexily whipped around avoiding death. He tried to also grab the ho so she wouldn't fall either, but his long hand just missed her bony arm and the whore was never to be seen again.
Ardeth, Bubbles, and George returned to Acorn's alley to let him know what had happened with the crack ho, but when they arrived Erin opened the door. Ardeth's mood perked up right away...along with something else... Erin let them inside. George glanced at Ardeth to see his reaction and he thought he could see the medjai drooling.
"We have come to tell you of what has happened this night. I have slain the gutter ho."
"Oh well what a strong, sexy man to rid the world of such horrors. I owe you a free one!" Erin told Ardeth.
"A free what?" Ardeth asked still utterly sexy even in his uninformed state.
"Nevermind. It was just a joke anyway, I guess. How about you and me for dinner? I'm sure that these two can manage for themselves."
"Well if they dont mind, I'd be honored."
"Its settled then. Just orderpizza George. Make sure you don't get anchovies for Bubbles, that happened once..." Ardeth and Erin went out to spend a lovely evening just talking(wink). Once finished with dinner the pair went out for ice cream and drinks. They returned rather late, or early depending on how you look at it and they found both George and Bubbles had retired to their rooms. Not wanting the night to be over they snuck into Erin's room so that the others wouldn't waken and they could still be together.
Ardeth getting it on!!... still more to read
"Erin! Hello its been a long time. Meet my old friend Ardeth." The woman got up and crossed the distance to meet the sexy medjai. Ardeth suavely took and kissed her hand and sent her a sexy smile showing off his perfectly straight and white teeth.
"It's a pleasure to meet such a lovely lady." Ardeth focused all his energy into being debonare.
"The pleasures all mine." Erin replied, melting at the knees for the sex god who was still holding her hand. George knew then that this would turn out to be an interesting adventure. He tried to remember when he had ever seen Ardeth try to get a girl before and no memories came to him. Though he knew that Ardeth had to please the ladies in bed because, well... Ardeth just had the sexiest demeanor. (These previous sentences in no way implies that Ardeth or Oded is ever, was ever, or will ever be gay.)
"The little guy is looking to get into the porn industry, know anyone who could help him?" George asked breaking the meaningful looks Erin and Ardeth couldn't seem to stop sending each other.
"Hmmmmm," Erin thought, "Maybe, I don't know how much of a help she'll be though, she may have been kicked out."
"What do you mean?" George asked warily.
"Well she had a run in with her pimp when some of his crack went mysteriously missing. I believe that he kicked her ass and let her out of his employ."
"She has no pimp? Street hos don't get the going rate without representation do they?" George asked knowing from his profession that competition was tough with all of the foreigners coimming to Cairo for Egyptian treasure. George was also surprised that a pimp had actually kicked one of his own to the curb.
"Well rumor is that she wasn't that good anyway. So tuppence would be a step up anyway."
"I'd take tuppence!" Bubbles said while swimming excitedly in the punch bowl.
"Honey," Erin exclaimed while looking Bubbles up and down, "you could get a lot more than that!"
"I don't get it." Ardeth said in the same sexy monotone. "What is the name of this gutter ho you speak of?" Ardeth tried to just move on instead of wallowing in his sheltered state.
"Amanda" Erin replied with contempt. "I really must get to work now, I know you'll want to start looking for her. Just say that I sent you... She'll help you... I think."
Ardeth, George and Bubbles thanked Acorn and Erin and left Acorn's place to reach the slums where Amanda the gutter ho supposedly was now on the stroll.
It took nearly the whole day to find the crack slut, but when they did it was instantly apparant why she only went for tuppence. Her arms and legs were full of track marks and she was pale and anorexic looking.
"What?!" the ho demanded when she found them staring at her. All of the other drugged out hos and pimps turned to look because of Amanda's loud remark.
"We were sent by Erin to see if you could help our filet friend. He wants to join the elite porn work force." Ardeth told her matter of factly since neither George or Bubbles wanted to talk to her, well neither did Ardeth, his mind was still on the sexy Erin he had just met that morning. Amanda the ho thought about what they were asking. As she thought, it took a while, she realized that the man had said that his friend was a fish. She also noted that the same man appeared to ooze sex from just about every pore of his body. Amanda hadn't had the chance to eat fish filet in a long time. Even at McDonald's filet costfive pennies. Amanda hadn't had that much money in at one time. She usually just bought as much crack as she could, which wasn't much, but after getting her ass kicked she that was only once or maybe twice a year if she was lucky. That and Amanda hadn't eaten in a while.
"Why don't you meet me at the big cliff tomorrow at sunset. I have to talk to a couple of people first." Ardeth agreed, although his sexy medjai sense was picking up that something wasn't going to be quite right. The trio then retired to the Baa-Bar and spent their evening with the bar regulars.
The next day, a few minutes befor sunset Ardeth, George, and Bubbles in his own bulletproof plastic punchbowl arrived at the cliff where they were to meet Amanda. The ho arrived just as the sun dissapeared onver the horizen.
"George," she asked the king of theives, "could you give mysterious sexy man and me just a minute alone to complete this business transaction?"
"What transaction?" Ardeth asked when George had moved out of what appeared to be listening distance.
"Well, I was thinking, you might just want to sell me the fish instead of wasting your time getting a fish into porn... its not likely to happen."
" I understand you need money, not that you have enough to pay for top quality fish filet." Ardeth answered, making Bubbles nervous fearing for his wellbeing.
"Well there are other ways to pay than just money... I happen to be very skilled." Ardeth laughed uncomfortably not knowing exactly what this whore was talking about.
"Well I could use a new camel. Mine already seems to have five thousands miles on it. Its all Rick and Evie's fault I tell you. Usually a good camel can last years for me." George, listening in, tried hard to control his so far silent laughter remembering that Ardeth was rather sheltered from city life. Amanda's only reaction to this was to flair her nostrils repeatedly.
"Well no I don't think the fish is for sale." Ardeth finally said after the long pause. When Amanda realized, after another couple of minutes, that she wouldn't be able to eat a Bubbles filet she threw herself at the damn sexy medja who was unprepared for the sudden attack because he was wondering how the ho could get her nostrils to get that big. The attack had pushed Ardeth to only a mere couple of inches from the cliff's edge. George rushed over to help, but was too late. Ardeth held the scratching whore an arms length away, but she was still trying to puch the sexy man over the cliff. With nostrils et again flared, Amandamade one last attempt to knock Ardeth over the cliff. The medjai was knocked off balance,but he quickly and sexily whipped around avoiding death. He tried to also grab the ho so she wouldn't fall either, but his long hand just missed her bony arm and the whore was never to be seen again.
Ardeth, Bubbles, and George returned to Acorn's alley to let him know what had happened with the crack ho, but when they arrived Erin opened the door. Ardeth's mood perked up right away...along with something else... Erin let them inside. George glanced at Ardeth to see his reaction and he thought he could see the medjai drooling.
"We have come to tell you of what has happened this night. I have slain the gutter ho."
"Oh well what a strong, sexy man to rid the world of such horrors. I owe you a free one!" Erin told Ardeth.
"A free what?" Ardeth asked still utterly sexy even in his uninformed state.
"Nevermind. It was just a joke anyway, I guess. How about you and me for dinner? I'm sure that these two can manage for themselves."
"Well if they dont mind, I'd be honored."
"Its settled then. Just orderpizza George. Make sure you don't get anchovies for Bubbles, that happened once..." Ardeth and Erin went out to spend a lovely evening just talking(wink). Once finished with dinner the pair went out for ice cream and drinks. They returned rather late, or early depending on how you look at it and they found both George and Bubbles had retired to their rooms. Not wanting the night to be over they snuck into Erin's room so that the others wouldn't waken and they could still be together.
Ardeth getting it on!!... still more to read
