Hi! This is my first story! YAY YAY YAY!!! Be Kind!

Disclaimer: ME: I don't own Yu-Yu-Hakasho

Chapter One: Hiei on a Dating show!

Hiei: Why are you making me do this? Hears announcer in the background saying "Welcome to the dating shoooow!"* *rolls eyes* -_-

Yusuke: Because you're the one who's always complaining about never having a girlfriend!

Hiei: Well did I ever say 'PLEASE, PLEASE TAKE ME ON A DATING SHOW!!!'? (After no response form Yusuke) Well I didn't so.DON"T EVER DO THIS AGAIN!

Yusuke: *evilly smirks* HAHA!

Announcer: And now our lucky bachelor.

Hiei: *Glares at Yusuke*

Yusuke: GO!!!

Hiei: Do I have to?? *Pouts and whimpers like a little boy*

Yusuke: At least you act like your size! *He said as he pushed him out onto the stage and laughs for hours*

Audience- *claps as they see Hiei on stage*

Hiei: *Turns around and almost attacks Yusuke* (doesn't realize he is out on stage) * But the he trips and falls on his face! * (Me: HEHE!)

Audience: * Laughs hysterically*

Hiei: * Finally hears the crowd and realizes he is on stage*

Announcer: *Glares at him quickly*(whispered) All right, maybe if you sit on the chair you won't fall on your face! *turns back to the crowd and smiles*

Hiei: *While getting up trips the announcer* HAHAHA!-I mean-Sorry!*he says laughing*

Announcer: *Quickly gets up and acts like it didn't happen* Now lets introduce ourselves and I well give that bachelor a fake name.I've got it jerry!

Hiei: Why do I have to use a fake name???

Announcer: I was just about to get to that.one of these bachloretts knows you and likes you, but he doesn't know who it is!

Audience:*Claps and stares at all the girls wondering who it is*

Yusukee: *hearing that goes out on the stage to see who it is*

Yusukee: *walks around and sees Botan on the stage!

-Flash Back- *Kayko, Kurama, Kumbara, and Yukina all sit at home watching T.V. they flip the channel when they see Hiei sitting on stage and the show is just starting*

Yukina- Scary *shivers* Hiei on a dating show???

Kurama: I wonder who it is that likes him!?

*T.V. Scans over to the batchloretts and they all see Botan*

EveryOne: *GaSP* OMG! (Oh My God)

Kayko-Lets go

Hiei: *Rushes off stage on commercials to find Yusukee*

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This was my FIRST story so don't flame me to much! And there will be a second chapter!BYE!