Note: This was written by me, Kristina, to show my pure off the wall insanity when watching LOTR late at night and on a very nice sugar high at the same time. This has nothing what-so-ever to do with the story ((Kidnapping the Fellowship)) except, of course, for the actors! Please sit back, relax, and enjoy the show!

*~* Lollipop Interlude *~*

Kristina skipped up to Orlando with a tootsie roll pop in hand. She plopped down in his lap and opened the sucker.

"That's not fair!" Orli whined, eying the lollipop.

"Well if you want one you'll have to work for it…," Orlando gulped at the mischievous glint in Kristina's eye. "You'll have to sing me a song!"

Orli blinked, "That all?"

"Really! Can I do it, too, please?!" Dom asked, putting on his best pout face, followed by Billy and Viggo, who seemed to appear out of nowhere.

Kristina looked at the fellowship and sweat dropped, "I guess…This better be good, though!"

"ALRIGHT! Let's go!" The fellowship said in unison and went to prepare, leaving Kristina in the chair to wait.

* * *

Orli popped his head out from behind the curtain and looked at Kristina, "Ready?"

"Yeah..," Kristina replied, unsure of what to expect.

Orli disappeared back behind the curtain, the fellowship was heard shuffling around then the curtain was opened to reveal..

The fellowship in poodle skirts, complete with the button down shirts and tennis shoes.

Kristina face-faulted, to say the least.

Orli coughed and motioned for Sir Ian to hit the play button on the CD player.

"Lollipop, lollipop, Oh lolli, lolli, lolli..Lollipop, lollipop…Call my baby lollipop. Tell you why! His kiss is sweeter than apple pie! And when he does his shaky rockin' dance. Man, I haven't got a chance…," Orli did his own 'shaky rockin' dance' then Dom pranced up, having a very gay moment.

"I call him..Lollipop, lollipop..Oh lolli, lolli, lolli…Lollipop…Lollipop!" Dom looked at Billy and started chasing him, "Sweeter than candy on a stick! Huckleberry, chimry, or lime! If you had a choice he'd be your pick! But lollipop is mine!"

Dom grabbed hold of Billy and glomped him. By now, Kristina was twitching on the floor and laughing her head off.

Viggo sashayed to center stage, sword in hand, seeing how he carries it everywhere, "Lollipop, lollipop. Oh lolli, lolli, lolli..Lollipop, lollipop. Crazy way he thrills me, Tell you why! Just like lightning from the sky! He loves to kill me till I can't see straight! GEE, MY LOLLIPOP IS GREAT!"

Viggo held his sword into the air and joined the line of guys, who are all swaying and twirling.

"I call him, lollipop, lollipop..Oh lolli, lolli, lolli, lollipop….LOLLIPOP!"

The fellowship finished the song with a can-can like dance and all bowed. Orli coughed, Air Ian closed the curtain.

* * *

The fellowship approached Kristina, back in their normal costumes.

"Well?" Orli asked, raising an eyebrow.

Kristina turned and faced the guys, her face red, tears rolling down her cheeks from laughing so hard, "That…was…HILARIOUS! Her are your suckers! Hehe…Wonderful performance!"

The fellowship took their suckers then hugged Kristina, muttered their 'thanks' and went to show everyone else their prize.

Kristina looked at Orli and snickered, "My boy lollipop…" she tugged his hair then sweat dropped when she saw he still had on the tennis shoes and frilly socks…

*~* FIN *~*

MUHAHAHA…Did you guys like it? I told you. Total off the wall insanity. Expect more of these! (We do not own the song 'Lollipop' it is property of the Chordettes..I just borrowed it..) And I love Orli, I also love bashing his fashion sense and burning his clothes…But that's a different story..;

REVIEW! ((To totally understand this..you kinda have to know our other story..))