Thanks to Fall and Sano for the inspiration here... Fortunately, I hired more cast! Please welcome Nataku, Goku, Lirin and Nii!
Hibiemi: A hunting I will go, a hunting I will go... Hi-ho-di-derrio, a hunting I will go...
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Meanwhile in a glade of flowers...
(Sanzo's humming that One Song while Evil Drag Queen Qui posing as Hakkai watches him from afar)
Qui: (giggles fangirlishly) As soon as he turns here I'll tackle him down and...
Nii Jen Yi: Queeny!! How are you?
Qui: Niiiiiiiiiiiiiii!! How dare you spoil this perfect moment!!
Nii: Okay, okay... I'll hide here behind a rock...
Sanzo (seeing the fake Hakkai): Shut up, Qui, it won't work on me!!
Qui: How did you know that I was Qui!?!
Sanzo: I shall put an end to you once and for all!! *opens a lightsaber*
Qui: You will never defeat me!! *opens a lightsaber*
(Star Wars BGM is playing in the background)
Qui: Join me and we shall rule the world togethaaaaaaa!
Sanzo: NEVER!!
Qui: You cannot escape me, Lu-- este-- Sanzo! I AM YOUR FA--este--MOTHER!!!
Sanzo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! *runs into the forest*
Nii: Aww... He ran away.
Qui: Quickly, Nii, to the QuiCave!
(The two jump into the QuiMobile and speed off)
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Hibiemi: Ahh... Where can Hakkai-niichan be?
Hakkai: Ohayou, Hibi-chan!
Hibiemi: Ne, Onii-san, can I chop off your bandana?
Hakkai: Are you mad?
Hibi: It's the queen's request.
Hakkai: Okay, okay... *gives his bandana to Hibi*
Hibi: Yay! At least the queen didn't order me to chop off your banana!
Hakkai: I think she/he did. Anyway, just to be safe, why don't you chop of the things of those pigs there?
Hibi: Thank you very much...
(Hibi goes off into the pig pen and lots of squealing is heard)
Hibi: Ick... I can't believe that in this box holds the penis of a pig.
Hakkai: At least I can still love Sanzo...
Hibi: At least Queen Qui won't put me to the guillotine... I'm scared of that thing...
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In the woods, Sanzo ends up in front of a little cottage...
Sanzo: What in heck is this cottage doin' over here? I'll go inside.
Inside the cottage, it looked as if three little monkeys were playing in it.
Sanzo: Looks like I've got this whole pigsty to myself... (plops on top of three beds labeled Nataku, Goku and Lirin)
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Meanwhile, in the same forest Sanzo went into were three little monkeys...
Goku: Ei, Lirin, did you see Sanzo pass by?
Lirin: I did!
Nataku: Ore mo!
Goku: Let's see if he went into our house...
Lirin: I think so...
Nataku: Ore mo!
-- To be Continued --
