Thanks to Fall and Sano for the inspiration here... Fortunately, I hired more cast! Please welcome Nataku, Goku, Lirin and Nii!

Hibiemi: A hunting I will go, a hunting I will go... Hi-ho-di-derrio, a hunting I will go...

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Meanwhile in a glade of flowers...

(Sanzo's humming that One Song while Evil Drag Queen Qui posing as Hakkai watches him from afar)

Qui: (giggles fangirlishly) As soon as he turns here I'll tackle him down and...

Nii Jen Yi: Queeny!! How are you?

Qui: Niiiiiiiiiiiiiii!! How dare you spoil this perfect moment!!

Nii: Okay, okay... I'll hide here behind a rock...

Sanzo (seeing the fake Hakkai): Shut up, Qui, it won't work on me!!

Qui: How did you know that I was Qui!?!

Sanzo: I shall put an end to you once and for all!! *opens a lightsaber*

Qui: You will never defeat me!! *opens a lightsaber*

(Star Wars BGM is playing in the background)

Qui: Join me and we shall rule the world togethaaaaaaa!

Sanzo: NEVER!!

Qui: You cannot escape me, Lu-- este-- Sanzo! I AM YOUR FA--este--MOTHER!!!

Sanzo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! *runs into the forest*

Nii: Aww... He ran away.

Qui: Quickly, Nii, to the QuiCave!

(The two jump into the QuiMobile and speed off)

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Hibiemi: Ahh... Where can Hakkai-niichan be?

Hakkai: Ohayou, Hibi-chan!

Hibiemi: Ne, Onii-san, can I chop off your bandana?

Hakkai: Are you mad?

Hibi: It's the queen's request.

Hakkai: Okay, okay... *gives his bandana to Hibi*

Hibi: Yay! At least the queen didn't order me to chop off your banana!

Hakkai: I think she/he did. Anyway, just to be safe, why don't you chop of the things of those pigs there?

Hibi: Thank you very much...

(Hibi goes off into the pig pen and lots of squealing is heard)

Hibi: Ick... I can't believe that in this box holds the penis of a pig.

Hakkai: At least I can still love Sanzo...

Hibi: At least Queen Qui won't put me to the guillotine... I'm scared of that thing...

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In the woods, Sanzo ends up in front of a little cottage...

Sanzo: What in heck is this cottage doin' over here? I'll go inside.

Inside the cottage, it looked as if three little monkeys were playing in it.

Sanzo: Looks like I've got this whole pigsty to myself... (plops on top of three beds labeled Nataku, Goku and Lirin)

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Meanwhile, in the same forest Sanzo went into were three little monkeys...

Goku: Ei, Lirin, did you see Sanzo pass by?

Lirin: I did!

Nataku: Ore mo!

Goku: Let's see if he went into our house...

Lirin: I think so...

Nataku: Ore mo!

-- To be Continued --