Togenkyo Geographic's "$100 Jeep Ride"
Gojyo: Wonder how far $100 takes a jeep? Ride on and find out.
(Video clip of Quietus giving Hakkai $100 and Hakkai throws Quietus out of the jeep and runs off with Sanzo)
Gojyo: Don't miss it! $100 Jeep Ride! Only on Togenkyo Geographic Channel...
(Video clip of Hakkai dancing naked in front of Sanzo waving a $100 bill)
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Nii-hakase's ad for the musical "Monkeys"
Nii: Don't miss the musical of the century! Monkeys!
(Video Clip of Goku, Lirin, Nataku and a whole chorus of Monkeys performing on stage)
Monkeys: Jellicle songs for jellicle apes! Jellicle songs for jellicle apes!
Nii: Now staging in the Tenjiku theatre from April 7 to 12! Don't miss it!
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The Monk Shopping Channel, "I-Wanna-Be-Sanzo Kit"
Fake Sanzo: Are you sulking your days away in your temple?
(Video clip of a monk bored in his room)
Fake Sanzo: Get out of your little room! Get out of that temple! And parade around as the great Sanzo-sama!
(Video clip of the monk now using the I-Wanna-Be-Sanzo kit)
Fake Sanzo: And reap rewards!
(Video clip of the monk getting free food and preaching to everyone)
Fake Sanzo: Call now to obtain this great kit! Available for $800!
Disclaimer: Themakerofthe"I-Wanna-Be-Sanzo"kitisnotresponsibleforanybruises,woundsandinjuriesmadebytherealSanzo.
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Togenkyo TV's insert advertisement
Hibiemi: Would you like your ad on air? Don't just stand there listening to me! Go pick up that phone and ask for us to put your ad on air!
(Video clip of Gojyo picking up the phone and asking Hibiemi to put his ad for hot sex on air)
Here's a commercial of one of our satisfied clients!
(Video clip of Gojyo playing around with hot chicks advertising hot sex)
So don't just stand there! Get your ass off that chair and get your ad on air now!
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HBO Togenkyo's ad for, "Gone with the Jeep"
Commentator: A story of love, pain and jeeps...
(Video clip of Hakkai running away with Sanzo and the jeep)
Hibiemi: I'm sorry this ad was cut off, we have an announcement... Togenkyo TV's giving $8000 to the best advertisement put on air through our ad request agency! Call now and get a complimentary "I-Wanna-Be-Gojyo" kit!
-We will be waiting for more advertisements... Please post your advertisements on Togenkyo TV. -
