Sanzo: Welcome to the $100 Jeep Ride! Today, we'll be touring this town by night on a jeep paying $100 to ride with no exact destination... Now let's meet our lucky driver... Cho Hakkai!

(Sanzo gets into the jeep)

Hakkai: Konbanwa, Sanzo... *hearts*

Sanzo: What would $100 take me to?

Hakkai: Hmm... That's more than enough to go around this town... Why don't I throw in a few freebies? Let's say I follow your commands when you say so?

(Sanzo plots evilly)

Sanzo: Good... *hearts* (to the audience) Now we go around this wonderful town and our first stop is a park where we see Gojyo making out on a park bench with a very sexy lady.

Hakkai: So, Sanzo, what would you like to do now?

Sanzo: Hmm... Why don't you record the making-out of Gojyo? *Snickers and hands Hakkai a video camera*

After two hours, we head on to the next landmark, a nightclub. There, I asked Hakkai to go strip dancing for me. *Hearts*

(Video clip of Sanzo drooling while watching the censored show)

And, so we finally come here to the final destination, a remote cliff overlooking the town. Here, my instincts had a hold on me...

Hakkai: What are you doing, Sanzo?

Sanzo: I can't help it... I must have you, Hakkai!!

(Hakkai goes bug-eyed and the screen goes blank. And all the audience can hear are very yaoi sounds...)