Lirin: Many lines and songs were taken from the Rocky Horror Show :D
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(Two monkeys and Homura enter the scene)
Homura: I am the TOUSHIN TAISHI!! Desist!!
Hibi: Homura.
Lirin: Nii-hakase!
Sanzo: Goku?
Hakkai: Nani?
Hibi: Homura.
Lirin: Nii-hakase!
Sanzo: Goku?
Hakkai: Nani?
Hibi: Homura.
Lirin: Nii-hakase!
Sanzo: Goku?
Hakkai: Nani?
*pause of silence*
Hibi: Homura? I thought that was Nataku...
Lirin: Nii-hakase!
Sanzo: Goku?
*pause of silence*
Hakkai: Nani?
*another pause*
Qui: Piss-off.
Hibi: Whaaaaaaaat!?!
Qui: Pleeeeeeease, Hibi, just let me stay here and try to get close to Sanzo-sama... please?
Hibi: *sighs* Damn. When I said "we", I referred to Nii-hakase and me! You're supposed to stay here until you rot and die! But we can cut that time... With this! (pulls out a laser gun)
Goku: Abunai! She's got a laser!!
Hibi: Say "Goodbye" to all this!!
Everyone: Goodbye, all this!
Hibi: And "Hello" to OBLIVION!!
Everyone: Hello, oblivion! (bright smiles with well-choreographed wave)
(Suddenly, everything goes into slow motion... Hibi pulls the trigger on the laser.)
Nii (throwing himself to save Qui in slow mo): Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
(The laser zaps Nii in slow mo and finally Nii falls to the ground slowly. Things go back to normal speed.)
Hibi: Oh... How heroic...
(Hakkai dabs at his eyes)
Lirin: Nii-hakase...
Qui: He did that... for me?
(Everyone nods)
*A pause of silence*
Qui: Silly bastard... (Kicks Nii offset)
Nii: Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!! *thump*
Sanzo and Hakkai: There he gooooooooooooooooes....
Hibi: This time, I shall kill you for sure! (fires laser and everything is back in slow mo)
(Qui dodges the laser beam matrix-style and it cuts down a tree and the tree comes down on Nataku, who has accidentally entered the scene.)
(Everyone blinks)
Nataku: Homura?
Homura: Nataku?
Sanzo: Hakkai!
Hakkai: Sanzo!
Hibi: GRAVITATION!!
Nataku: Homura?
Homura: Nataku?
Sanzo: Hakkai!
Hakkai: Sanzo!
Hibi: GRAVITATION!!
Nataku: Homura?
Homura: Nataku?
Sanzo: Hakkai!
Hakkai: Sanzo!
Hibi: GRAVITATION!!
Nataku: Homura?
Homura: Nataku?
Sanzo: Hakkai!
Hakkai: Sanzo!
*a pause of silence*
(Sanzo and Hakkai go back to making out)
Goku: Aren't you supposed to be saying "GRAVITATION"?
Hibi: ........ YAMI NO MATSUEI! What happened to Nataku?
*pause of silence*
Nataku: Homura mugged me on my way back here from Tenjiku.
Homura: I didn't do that!
(Nataku grabs Hibi's laser gun)
Nataku: Say "Goodbye" to all this!!
Everyone: Goodbye, all this!!
Nataku: And "Hello" to Jigoku!!
Qui: Hello, Pandemonium!!
(everyone looks at Qui)
Qui: Whaaaaaaaat?
Gojyo: Wrong lines...
Qui: When did you come in here?!?
Gojyo: I wanted to see some good porn... (takes a glance at Sanzo and Hakkai who are getting it on)
Qui: Damn... Let's just go back to our home planet, my most kawaii subordinate!!
Hibi: Transsexual...
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...
Piss-off. Let's just stay and dance the time warp!
It's just a jump to the LEFT!!
(Everyone does the Time Warp)
Everyone: And a step to the right...
Qui: Put your hands on your hips...
Everyone:
And bring your knees in tight...
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane!!
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!
(Everyone takes curtain calls)
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!
(Everyone bows)
~Owari~
