A Sense of Belonging
Chapter IX: Burp
By: Michelle
Raphael stretched across the couch and put his feet on Leonardo's lap. "That pizza was good."
Leonardo shoved Raphael's feet off him. "It would be better if I didn't have to smell your feet."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah." Raphael sat up. "Come on Mikey, pass me the Coke."
Michaelangelo finished drinking. "Here bbbuuurrrp!"
"What the hell was that?" Leonardo asked.
"His mating call." Donatello joked.
"That ain't no burp." Raphael grabbed the Coke from him. "I'll show ya a real burp."
"Why you think you can do better?" Michaelangelo dared him.
"Hell yeah." Raphael chugged down the rest of the two liter. "BBBBBBUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!!!!
"Oh yeah." Michaelangelo opened another Coke and drank some. "A.E.I.O.U."
They all laughed.
"What are you guys doing?" Venus asked as she entered the room.
"Mike and Raph are having a burp contest." Leonardo responded.
"Alright, Mike. Check this out." Raphael took another sip. "...Raff..I..L.."
Everyone laughed, except Venus.
"That is disgusting." She commented.
"Oh come on Venus." Donatello said. "It is a natural body function that is caused by the releasing of stomach gas through the mouth."
"It is still disgusting."
"Oh come on Venus." Raphael began to pick. "You can't tell me that you have never burped before."
"Not my name." Venus defended. "Besides, after I burp I say 'excuse me'. Hasn't Splinter taught you any manners?"
"Of course he has." Raphael responded. "But he's not here right now. Is he?"
Venus shook her head. "No."
"Alright then." Raphael chugged down more Coke. "..Vee..nus..dee..my.lo."
"Ooooooo." Venus clenched her fists and stormed out the room. "Men."
"Hey, it could have come out the other end." Raphael laughed. "Women."
"Raph, that was kind of rude." Leonardo commented after seeing how upset Venus was.
"Whatcha talkin' about Leo?" Raphael defended. "I burped. I do it all the time. It's no biggie. Damn."
Leonardo rolled his eyes. "You offended her."
"Whatever. She'll get over it."
Chapter IX: Burp
By: Michelle
Raphael stretched across the couch and put his feet on Leonardo's lap. "That pizza was good."
Leonardo shoved Raphael's feet off him. "It would be better if I didn't have to smell your feet."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah." Raphael sat up. "Come on Mikey, pass me the Coke."
Michaelangelo finished drinking. "Here bbbuuurrrp!"
"What the hell was that?" Leonardo asked.
"His mating call." Donatello joked.
"That ain't no burp." Raphael grabbed the Coke from him. "I'll show ya a real burp."
"Why you think you can do better?" Michaelangelo dared him.
"Hell yeah." Raphael chugged down the rest of the two liter. "BBBBBBUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!!!!
"Oh yeah." Michaelangelo opened another Coke and drank some. "A.E.I.O.U."
They all laughed.
"What are you guys doing?" Venus asked as she entered the room.
"Mike and Raph are having a burp contest." Leonardo responded.
"Alright, Mike. Check this out." Raphael took another sip. "...Raff..I..L.."
Everyone laughed, except Venus.
"That is disgusting." She commented.
"Oh come on Venus." Donatello said. "It is a natural body function that is caused by the releasing of stomach gas through the mouth."
"It is still disgusting."
"Oh come on Venus." Raphael began to pick. "You can't tell me that you have never burped before."
"Not my name." Venus defended. "Besides, after I burp I say 'excuse me'. Hasn't Splinter taught you any manners?"
"Of course he has." Raphael responded. "But he's not here right now. Is he?"
Venus shook her head. "No."
"Alright then." Raphael chugged down more Coke. "..Vee..nus..dee..my.lo."
"Ooooooo." Venus clenched her fists and stormed out the room. "Men."
"Hey, it could have come out the other end." Raphael laughed. "Women."
"Raph, that was kind of rude." Leonardo commented after seeing how upset Venus was.
"Whatcha talkin' about Leo?" Raphael defended. "I burped. I do it all the time. It's no biggie. Damn."
Leonardo rolled his eyes. "You offended her."
"Whatever. She'll get over it."
