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Chapter 6
[Living Room Cam 11:45 am]
Henri and Mads are back on the all power couch.
"We're back, our fathers are still fighting over land, Remy and Rogue are still asleep and Belle's still a bitch." said Mads.
"SHhhh," warned Henri, "she could be lurkin' anywhere!"
"True," said Mads, "but on to de point, we accidentally left de camera in de livin' room on las' night-"
An' we captured some interestin' footage. Lets takes a look non?" Henri smiled as he hit the button on the remote.
[Living Room Cam 11:45 pm (last night)]
Jean Luc sitting on the incredibly sexy couch reads a paper in French. (The hallway is visible from the camera angle) Remy walks out of his room this time in boxers and turns to go farther down the hall.
"Where you tink you goin'?" asked Jean Luc without looking up from his paper.
Remy spins around to see his father and nearly has a heart attack, "Whoa, Daddy," Gambit took a deep breath, "Why you up dis late?"
"I was gon' ask you de same question," said Jean Luc still reading the paper.
"Remy was jus' goin' to de kitchen for a glass o' water, dat's all."
"Pup, de kitchen is de other way." said Jean Luc as ho casually turned the page.
"Oh-uh-Oui, Remy's still half asleep," he tried to laugh the situation off, as he power walked to the kitchen, got a quick glass of water and went back to his room.
Aunt Mattie walked out of the kitchen just as Remy's door closed. She crossed over to Jean Luc and handed him a night cap (A.N.: It's another type of mixed drink), "You know dat chile won' give up dat easily."
"I know, Mattie, I know. Why don' you go on to bed." said Jean Luc.
"Fine, you get 'im tonigh, but if he tries anytin tommorra Tante Mattie's gon' deal wid his sorry behin'," she said as she started to walk down the hall.
[Cut to 1:30 am]
Jean Luc is still on the quite voluptuous couch reading the paper when Remy walks out his room.
"Boy, you betta Jean Luc you jus' had de worst nightmare in de history o' man!"
Poor Gambit resembled a deer in the head lights as he tried to come up with a feasible nightmare, "Remy, was uh-" (A.N.: In deep shit if you ask me).
"Don' make me roll up dis paper, now. Go to sleep!" Jean Luc warned.
"Uh, Bon Nuit (Good Night), Daddy. Dat's all," said Remy quickly.
"It had betta be, Pup." said Jean Luc as Remy scrambled back into his room.
[Back to Henri and Mads on the alluring couch (A.N.: I'm just having fun thinking of different adjectives for the couch)]
"We have a lot of fun planned for today," said Mads with a wicked grin, "You see Rogue needs clothes-"
"An' Remy's a little too anxious to take her, so were sending Belle wid dem-" said Henri.
"She's Rogue's best chance at not getting' mauled by Gambit. After last night's little escapade we're pretty sure dere's some pent up sexual tension."
"Although we're still in de dark on how-"
"Considerin' Rogue's situation," Mads tried to put it gently.
"Anyway we fully wired Belle and sent dem on deir way. Our fathers have resumed deir talks and won't even notice deir missin'." Henri said.
"An' now widout anymore delay we present de shoppin' trip," Mads smiled wickedly as she pressed a button on the remote.
[Cut to outside a Dressing Room in a Mall]
Remy sits in one of the chairs outside of the changing room, "Why'd you come again?"
"If I din' you'd be in dere 'helping her try clothes on!" said Belle sternly.
"You jus' jealous dat Remy din' do de same wid you."
"S'il vous plaît! (Please!)" Belle rolled her eyes.
"Quoi you don' b'lieve, Remy?"
"De only ting I b'lieve is dat you finally fell fo' someone,"
"Quoi?!" Remy sat straight up, "Dat's ridiculous.
"Really? Den why do you have her picture in yo wallet?" asked Belle as she produced Remy's wallet from her pocket.
"HEY!"
"Remy, I've been 'round de block too many times 'an so have you. You got it bad."
"Belle, you need some help, non?"
"Do you realize dis de firs' fille you ever brought 'ome other den me 'an you were practically forced dat time."
"Si (so)?"
"Si, don' sit dere an' imply dis jus' sex!" Belle persisted.
"What are you gettin' at?" Remy's eyes narrowed.
"You don' see it, do you?"
"See what? Dere's notin' to see!"
"Vous êtes dans l'amour (You're in Love)!"
"Belle, dat's ridiculous!"
"Vraiment (Really)? Den why did you walk outta yo' room wearin' boxers dis mornin'?"
"J'avait froid (I was cold)!" Remy said quickly in his defense.
"Remy you live in a lavish townhouse in de heart of New Owlins. You know de Deep South, it don' get below 60 wid de humidity!"
"Would you b'lieve we've been havin' problems wid de AC?"
Belle laughed, "Dis is pricless. De sworn blachelor, Remy LeBeau- mark my words you'll marry her!"
"An' Remy's s'posed to be de one who can't see straight?!"
"Fine, how much you wanna bet?" asked Belle in a mischievous tone.
Remy shrugged thoughtfully, "A dime."
"You're on an' I want it in cash on yo' weddin' day!"
"Make it after de vows an' you got yourself a bet 'cause it ain't gonna happen!"
"Foutaise (bullshit)!,"said Belle with an evil smile.
"Oh really?" he asked, "Remy'll do you one better if it does happen you get to be maid o' honor."
"Even better, but just remember green's not my color!"
Belle would have continued to badger Remy only Rogue opened the door to changing room.
"What's so funny?" asked Rogue.
"Notin', Chere, you done?"
"Ya, Ah'm done, but Ah just have one question."
"Quio?" asked Remy.
"Whea did this come from because Ah didn't pick it up!" asked Rogue smirking as she held up a black, see-through 3-piece set of lingerie, which included a thong, corset and insanely short robe with a black satin trim.
"Remy LeBeau, what has got into you?!" Belle scolded.
"You cut me to de quick, Madame!" said Remy rushing a hand over his heart as he got to his feet, "C'mon, Cher, let's go pay for dese," he said ushering Rogue away from Belle.
"I know yo' not walkin' away from me when I'm yellin' at you," scolded Belle, "An' would you at least try to keep yo hand offa her ass in public places? I swear I can't take you anywhere!"
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"How lame is that, a dime? Gimme a break!" scoffed Pietro.
"Not an actual dime," said Creed, "It's normally an expression used in gambling it means a thousand dollars."
"Who cares?!" yelled Mystique, "Someone untie me so I can kill Gambit for that lingerie substitution!"
"What's with Remy he seems kind of slow on the up take?" asked Wanda.
"He doesn't see anything because he's not looking for it and he shouldn't be," said Peter with apparently a huge amount of insight.
Everyone turned to stare at him.
"I'll just shut up now," said Peter trailing off he needed to practice reading English and once he finished Crime & Punishment the next most enlightening thing seemed to Wanda's old issues of Cosmo.
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"Am I the only one who's totally lost?" asked Magma.
"No, they lost me back at the boxer thing," said Mutiple.
"And what was with the humidity crack and the rolled up news paper?" asked Bobby.
"Uh, don't worry about it guys it's not that important," said Scott quickly as he and Jean exchanged worried glances.
"Like why would Gambit want his Ex as the maid of honor? That would totally awkward." said Kitty.
"My question is where did he get a picture of her?" asked Storm, "I don't think we even have any photos on file."
Hank looked over at Professor X and mentally asked, "Do you think we should send the 'younger' views out of the room?"
"I think it'll be ok for now," responded Xavier, but lets just be on our toes for what goes on at the latter end of the movie."
Wolverine had never particularly cared for Gambit in the beginning, and now if he was unsure. He had known for a long time Rogue had been sneaking out. It started after Hank released her from sick bay after the whole Mystique ordeal. She'd come home form school in an awful mood, sneak out, come back and be ready to take the world head on. Maybe Gambit wasn't so bad after all and more importantly maybe Rogue could lure him over to the side of the X-Men.
But one thing was for damn sure, if Gambit hurt her, Wolverine would make sure no one and I mean no one would ever find all the pieces of his body.
Chapter 6
[Living Room Cam 11:45 am]
Henri and Mads are back on the all power couch.
"We're back, our fathers are still fighting over land, Remy and Rogue are still asleep and Belle's still a bitch." said Mads.
"SHhhh," warned Henri, "she could be lurkin' anywhere!"
"True," said Mads, "but on to de point, we accidentally left de camera in de livin' room on las' night-"
An' we captured some interestin' footage. Lets takes a look non?" Henri smiled as he hit the button on the remote.
[Living Room Cam 11:45 pm (last night)]
Jean Luc sitting on the incredibly sexy couch reads a paper in French. (The hallway is visible from the camera angle) Remy walks out of his room this time in boxers and turns to go farther down the hall.
"Where you tink you goin'?" asked Jean Luc without looking up from his paper.
Remy spins around to see his father and nearly has a heart attack, "Whoa, Daddy," Gambit took a deep breath, "Why you up dis late?"
"I was gon' ask you de same question," said Jean Luc still reading the paper.
"Remy was jus' goin' to de kitchen for a glass o' water, dat's all."
"Pup, de kitchen is de other way." said Jean Luc as ho casually turned the page.
"Oh-uh-Oui, Remy's still half asleep," he tried to laugh the situation off, as he power walked to the kitchen, got a quick glass of water and went back to his room.
Aunt Mattie walked out of the kitchen just as Remy's door closed. She crossed over to Jean Luc and handed him a night cap (A.N.: It's another type of mixed drink), "You know dat chile won' give up dat easily."
"I know, Mattie, I know. Why don' you go on to bed." said Jean Luc.
"Fine, you get 'im tonigh, but if he tries anytin tommorra Tante Mattie's gon' deal wid his sorry behin'," she said as she started to walk down the hall.
[Cut to 1:30 am]
Jean Luc is still on the quite voluptuous couch reading the paper when Remy walks out his room.
"Boy, you betta Jean Luc you jus' had de worst nightmare in de history o' man!"
Poor Gambit resembled a deer in the head lights as he tried to come up with a feasible nightmare, "Remy, was uh-" (A.N.: In deep shit if you ask me).
"Don' make me roll up dis paper, now. Go to sleep!" Jean Luc warned.
"Uh, Bon Nuit (Good Night), Daddy. Dat's all," said Remy quickly.
"It had betta be, Pup." said Jean Luc as Remy scrambled back into his room.
[Back to Henri and Mads on the alluring couch (A.N.: I'm just having fun thinking of different adjectives for the couch)]
"We have a lot of fun planned for today," said Mads with a wicked grin, "You see Rogue needs clothes-"
"An' Remy's a little too anxious to take her, so were sending Belle wid dem-" said Henri.
"She's Rogue's best chance at not getting' mauled by Gambit. After last night's little escapade we're pretty sure dere's some pent up sexual tension."
"Although we're still in de dark on how-"
"Considerin' Rogue's situation," Mads tried to put it gently.
"Anyway we fully wired Belle and sent dem on deir way. Our fathers have resumed deir talks and won't even notice deir missin'." Henri said.
"An' now widout anymore delay we present de shoppin' trip," Mads smiled wickedly as she pressed a button on the remote.
[Cut to outside a Dressing Room in a Mall]
Remy sits in one of the chairs outside of the changing room, "Why'd you come again?"
"If I din' you'd be in dere 'helping her try clothes on!" said Belle sternly.
"You jus' jealous dat Remy din' do de same wid you."
"S'il vous plaît! (Please!)" Belle rolled her eyes.
"Quoi you don' b'lieve, Remy?"
"De only ting I b'lieve is dat you finally fell fo' someone,"
"Quoi?!" Remy sat straight up, "Dat's ridiculous.
"Really? Den why do you have her picture in yo wallet?" asked Belle as she produced Remy's wallet from her pocket.
"HEY!"
"Remy, I've been 'round de block too many times 'an so have you. You got it bad."
"Belle, you need some help, non?"
"Do you realize dis de firs' fille you ever brought 'ome other den me 'an you were practically forced dat time."
"Si (so)?"
"Si, don' sit dere an' imply dis jus' sex!" Belle persisted.
"What are you gettin' at?" Remy's eyes narrowed.
"You don' see it, do you?"
"See what? Dere's notin' to see!"
"Vous êtes dans l'amour (You're in Love)!"
"Belle, dat's ridiculous!"
"Vraiment (Really)? Den why did you walk outta yo' room wearin' boxers dis mornin'?"
"J'avait froid (I was cold)!" Remy said quickly in his defense.
"Remy you live in a lavish townhouse in de heart of New Owlins. You know de Deep South, it don' get below 60 wid de humidity!"
"Would you b'lieve we've been havin' problems wid de AC?"
Belle laughed, "Dis is pricless. De sworn blachelor, Remy LeBeau- mark my words you'll marry her!"
"An' Remy's s'posed to be de one who can't see straight?!"
"Fine, how much you wanna bet?" asked Belle in a mischievous tone.
Remy shrugged thoughtfully, "A dime."
"You're on an' I want it in cash on yo' weddin' day!"
"Make it after de vows an' you got yourself a bet 'cause it ain't gonna happen!"
"Foutaise (bullshit)!,"said Belle with an evil smile.
"Oh really?" he asked, "Remy'll do you one better if it does happen you get to be maid o' honor."
"Even better, but just remember green's not my color!"
Belle would have continued to badger Remy only Rogue opened the door to changing room.
"What's so funny?" asked Rogue.
"Notin', Chere, you done?"
"Ya, Ah'm done, but Ah just have one question."
"Quio?" asked Remy.
"Whea did this come from because Ah didn't pick it up!" asked Rogue smirking as she held up a black, see-through 3-piece set of lingerie, which included a thong, corset and insanely short robe with a black satin trim.
"Remy LeBeau, what has got into you?!" Belle scolded.
"You cut me to de quick, Madame!" said Remy rushing a hand over his heart as he got to his feet, "C'mon, Cher, let's go pay for dese," he said ushering Rogue away from Belle.
"I know yo' not walkin' away from me when I'm yellin' at you," scolded Belle, "An' would you at least try to keep yo hand offa her ass in public places? I swear I can't take you anywhere!"
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"How lame is that, a dime? Gimme a break!" scoffed Pietro.
"Not an actual dime," said Creed, "It's normally an expression used in gambling it means a thousand dollars."
"Who cares?!" yelled Mystique, "Someone untie me so I can kill Gambit for that lingerie substitution!"
"What's with Remy he seems kind of slow on the up take?" asked Wanda.
"He doesn't see anything because he's not looking for it and he shouldn't be," said Peter with apparently a huge amount of insight.
Everyone turned to stare at him.
"I'll just shut up now," said Peter trailing off he needed to practice reading English and once he finished Crime & Punishment the next most enlightening thing seemed to Wanda's old issues of Cosmo.
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"Am I the only one who's totally lost?" asked Magma.
"No, they lost me back at the boxer thing," said Mutiple.
"And what was with the humidity crack and the rolled up news paper?" asked Bobby.
"Uh, don't worry about it guys it's not that important," said Scott quickly as he and Jean exchanged worried glances.
"Like why would Gambit want his Ex as the maid of honor? That would totally awkward." said Kitty.
"My question is where did he get a picture of her?" asked Storm, "I don't think we even have any photos on file."
Hank looked over at Professor X and mentally asked, "Do you think we should send the 'younger' views out of the room?"
"I think it'll be ok for now," responded Xavier, but lets just be on our toes for what goes on at the latter end of the movie."
Wolverine had never particularly cared for Gambit in the beginning, and now if he was unsure. He had known for a long time Rogue had been sneaking out. It started after Hank released her from sick bay after the whole Mystique ordeal. She'd come home form school in an awful mood, sneak out, come back and be ready to take the world head on. Maybe Gambit wasn't so bad after all and more importantly maybe Rogue could lure him over to the side of the X-Men.
But one thing was for damn sure, if Gambit hurt her, Wolverine would make sure no one and I mean no one would ever find all the pieces of his body.
