Chapter 11

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[Living room Cam 10 am]

Mads, Henri and Belle are once again seated on the tempestuous couch. Henri looks better rested than the day before, Mads has some cherry red lipstick on her collar-no doubt courtesy of Simone- and Belle sits off to the side just a regal as ever.

"We're back!" greeted Mads, "but unfortunately it's for de las' time."

"You see we jus' got back from putting Remy and Rogue on de plane 'ome," explained Henri.

"Dey were fun ta play wid," admitted Belle with a purely evil smile.

"Don' worry de fun doesn't stop here," said Mads with an evil smile.

"You see we have a friend at de airport, who has generously volunteered to record de return fight." said Henri.

"'Volunteered' may be too strong a word." said Mads, "You see, Belle, for lack of a betta term, blackmailed him."

"Hey it's not my fault if he 'appens to 'ave a fetish and I jus' 'appened to walk be wid a digital camera wired into de world wide web." said Belle a innocently as possible.

"Is dere any level you 'aven't sunk to, yet?!" asked Henri as he leaned forward and lifted a water bottle from the coffee table.

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It was at this time that Remy finally decided to roll out of bed and grace the rest of his teammates with his presence, which was clothed solely in boxers (Can I get a HELL YAY?!-how embarrassing, I have no idea what just came over me-Mhwahahaha!-Damn, there I go again!). He slowly made his way down the hall and hung a left into the kitchen. He squinted when the light inside the refrigerator hit his eyes. After a moment or two of pondering, he started drinking straight out of the milk carton.(OK, that's just nasty).

The T.V. could easily be heard in the kitchenette, especially when Belle responded to Henri's question, "Well, Henri, if you wanna know how low I can sink ask yo brother he's experienced it once or twice. An' quite frankly I doubt Rogue will ever do half of what I did fo' him, which makes even less sense why he's head over heels fo' her!" exclaimed Belle.

Needless to say Remy sprayed the entire kitchen with a fresh coat of milk, "HOLY SHIT!" He spun around to see the image on the TV just in time to be leveled by Mystique.

"You son of a bitch!" yelled Mystique, "I'LL KILL YOU" as she choked the life of the thrashing Cajun.

"ACK! HELP!" coughed Remy as Mystique started to hit his head against the cheep linoleum floor.

"HOW DARE YOU COME WITH IN 2 MILES OF MY DAUGHTER!" roared Mystique.

"This won't end we'll," said Pyro looking on with apathy. Mystique was bound to kill Remy eventually everyone knew it.

Creed rolled his eyes and got up to pry Mystique's ever constricting hands from Gambit's neck as Wanda hit the pause button. Once Sabretooth ripped a still very 'flustered' Mystique off a nearly blue-faced Gambit. Wanda bound Mystique to the ground, while Remy caught his breath.

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Back at the Institute, the X-men were experiencing technical difficulties of their own.

"That's it! Stop the tape!" yelled Scott jumping to his feet.

"What is it, Scott?" asked Jean hitting the pause button on the remote.

"I'm sorry, I just find this totally implausible!" exclaimed Scott.

"What do you mean, Scott?" asked Ororo.

"I mean HOW? I don't get HOW?!"

At this point everyone was staring at their fearless leader as he was completely freaking out.

Once again it was Jamie who took it upon to break the silence, "OK, I'll explain it to Scott, but I need sock puppets." (Is this kid a total innocent or what?)

Everyone's jaw dropped except for Jean who was literally falling out on the couch, snorting, as Scott turned fire engine red.

It was while Jean was laughing that Rogue perchanced to walk into the commons room, still a little groggy, but full dressed from having slept in her clothes with a glass of orange juice in her right hand.

"What's so damn funny?" asked Rogue wincing at the sound of the red heads laughter which she found annoying to no end.

Everyone stared her.

"What?" she was starting to annoyed, then she saw the frozen image on the screen of Henri, Mads and Belle on the sultry couch, "OH, MAH GAWD!" Rogue didn't even notice that her constricting grip around the glass has caused to shatter and that she was now bleeding.

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I'm sorry it's so short, but school is ending soon and everyone wants a piece of my ass, go figure. Anyway I hope you enjoyed this short chapter. I promise to put more up as fast as mutantly possible

As a side note I posted another story-well a beginning, which will soon take on a life of its own I'm afraid-In X-men the Movie category called Pyro's New Parents.