Note: This story is PG just in case my thoughts get out of hand. The worst
there will be is some slight bad language, however, no more than the
official books.
RESPECTFUL (and probably not lawfully correct) DISCLAIMER: I am not Eoin Colfer, all the Artemis Fowl characters are strictly his, Artemis Fowl was Eoin Colfer's idea, and a brilliant idea it was. Unfortunately, I cannot come up with such a brilliant idea, so, with the utmost respect, I write this fan-fic. It's more of a writing with total respect, you are amazing Eoin Colfer, and maybe I'll come up with something like it too. So, it's all yours, I'm just borrowing them a bit.
A typical centaur would be reading up on the old Centurion texts, thinking.thoughtfully about.thoughtful things. He or she would also be writing stories, usually about other centaurs - attempting to recreate and make more texts.
Foaly however, was chewing on a carrot in one hand, while hacking into Interpol with the other hand, whistling in between chews. Pausing every now and then, to check up on Haven's cameras.
Foaly you see, was the Lower-Elements Police's technical genius. He was the one who had successfully kept fairy technology way above human tech levels. And the more he saved the fairy world from destruction, the more big-headed he got. And the less people liked him of course.
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Artemis Fowl (The screen read):
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Location: Fowl Manor, Ireland Rating: A Class Higher Watch area
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The screen continued like this for what seemed to Foaly like an eternity, he printed off the best extracts off an old LEP printer - He would have to complain about those budget cuts - and began to read.
RESPECTFUL (and probably not lawfully correct) DISCLAIMER: I am not Eoin Colfer, all the Artemis Fowl characters are strictly his, Artemis Fowl was Eoin Colfer's idea, and a brilliant idea it was. Unfortunately, I cannot come up with such a brilliant idea, so, with the utmost respect, I write this fan-fic. It's more of a writing with total respect, you are amazing Eoin Colfer, and maybe I'll come up with something like it too. So, it's all yours, I'm just borrowing them a bit.
A typical centaur would be reading up on the old Centurion texts, thinking.thoughtfully about.thoughtful things. He or she would also be writing stories, usually about other centaurs - attempting to recreate and make more texts.
Foaly however, was chewing on a carrot in one hand, while hacking into Interpol with the other hand, whistling in between chews. Pausing every now and then, to check up on Haven's cameras.
Foaly you see, was the Lower-Elements Police's technical genius. He was the one who had successfully kept fairy technology way above human tech levels. And the more he saved the fairy world from destruction, the more big-headed he got. And the less people liked him of course.
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Artemis Fowl (The screen read):
Page 1/650
Location: Fowl Manor, Ireland Rating: A Class Higher Watch area
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The screen continued like this for what seemed to Foaly like an eternity, he printed off the best extracts off an old LEP printer - He would have to complain about those budget cuts - and began to read.
