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The Kids Are Alright Conflict of Interest-Part One
[In the Forman's living room]
Bob: Thanks for inviting me over Red.
Red: No problem, Bob. Thank Tracy...she's the one who taped the game.
Kelso: [puts his arm around Tracy] So, are our plans still on for tonight?
Tracy: Yeah, yeah, sure whatever...Shhh, the game's on.
Kelso: [picks up some popcorn and begins to chew loudly]
Tracy: (looks at him angrily and hisses) Michael, do you mind not doing that?
Kelso: Oh, sorry. [Stops]
Tracy: (yelling at the TV) Come on, Whitehurst, open your eyes!
Kelso: He dropped the ball!
Red: Thanks for the colorful play-by-play, Kelso.
Kelso: (sarcasm is lost on him and smiles big] Thanks Red. You're a good guy.
Tracy: Michael...Shhh!
Kelso: Dammit Tracy!
Tracy: What?
Kelso: You already saw this game. You know they tie 10-10 in overtime.
Tracy: Michael! Now you've ruined it!
Kelso: Someone's got PMS! [Walks out of the room: only to walk into the door again and runs out]
Bob: He isn't good with doors is he?
Tracy: Oh! I cannot believe he just said that to me!
Red: Kelso deserves disciplining whenever possible, but it's just a game, Tracy.
Bob: Yeah... Oh look, a weeper keeper commercial. I just made $45.
Red: Bob... this is taped...
Bob: Oh, oh well I'm still rich!
[In the basement]
Hyde: Kelso, what are you doing down here?
Kelso: Tracy got mad at me for talking during the Packer-Viking game, even though it was on four months ago. [Flops into his seat in the circle]
Eric: Did she put you in your place?
Kelso: She yelled at me and I told her she had PMS and then I walked into the door.
Fez: You never tell a woman they have PMS. They get really mad and they hold out on you.
Hyde: Not like she was giving him anything, anyway.
Kelso: Man, she is hard to do anything with, she has mood swings all the time, it's like she has permanent PMS.
Fez: Wow buddy, I feel bad for you have some candy, one piece. [Kelso takes two and Fez grabs the bag away from him] Can't you count? I said one whore!
Hyde: Looks like you're the one who's got PMS, Fez.
Fez: I don't have much money left because I spent my paycheck on candy and so Nina and I can't go on many dates. So she has been eating my candy and I need to save it so you only get one piece! Eric I said one piece!
Eric: So Kelso...how have things been going with Tracy, despite the fact that she can kick your ass?
Kelso: She likes to talk. a lot. Man, and not about the cool stuff she talks to you guys about. She sounds like Jackie. "Michael, do I look good in this?" "Michael, I don't want to eat there; it's greasy." "Michael, shut up the games on."
Hyde: At least she doesn't have a voice that scales higher with each yell...well that's what we get for dating cheerleaders.
Kelso: You should hear her voice when she has her mood swings. She sounds worse than Jackie. I'm not kidding.
Eric: I'm glad that Donna's voice is as soothing as it is...I couldn't handle the Jackie screech for the rest of my life.
[Jackie walks down the stairs]
Jackie: Michael, why did you tell Tracy she has PMS? [Smacks the back of his head] You are so stupid sometimes!
Hyde: See what I mean?
Jackie: What? What are you guys talking about? (Silence) Hello???
Kelso: Um....
Eric: We were talking about guy stuff.
Fez: Toast.
Jackie: Toast?
Fez: Yes, and since you are up I would like some.
Hyde: School...Jackie, just talking about school.
Jackie: Hey Tracy, you can come down, I already took care of Michael!
Kelso: What? My head hurts. [Rubs the back of his head]
Tracy: Thanks Jackie, but you didn't need to do that.
Jackie: Oh, it was my pleasure.
Tracy: Michael, I'm sorry for blowing up at you like that....but you know you deserved it.
Kelso: So why did you come down here to yell at me some more? Because that isn't an apology or any kind I have heard of.
Tracy: I'm not here to yell...
Kelso: You are right now!
Tracy: Ugh! I'm out of here!
Kelso: See, I told you she had mood swings!
Eric: That was weird...what happened to sweet and caring Tracy? Oh yeah, she started hanging out with the devil.
Jackie: Are you talking about me, Eric?
Eric: What if I am? What you gonna say? What? What?
Jackie: Steven!
Hyde: What? Jackie...he was kidding. Lighten up.
Jackie: Ugh! [Walks out]
Eric: So everybody's doing that today?
Fez: Eric, why are you so mean?
Eric: What? Jackie and I have an understanding...She hates me and I hate her...She's only mad because Hyde didn't stand up for her.
Kelso: You have to man, or she'll get really mad.
Hyde: You know, you guys are right.
Fez: What do you mean?
Hyde: Jackie and I still have stuff to work out.
Eric: I thought you guys were OK now...
Hyde: Well, judging by the way she ran out of her, looks like I'm in the doghouse again.
Kelso: Yeah, you probably are, man she hasn't gotten this mad since she went out with me.
Hyde: That's comforting, Kelso...your girlfriend just ran out of here too. Remember?
Kelso: Damn it!
Hyde: Yeah well, we could go a couple of hours without them.
Eric: But why would we want to...
Fez: Yes, Eric and I aren't in the doghouse.
Hyde: Foreman...It hasn't been just us guys in a while.
Eric: Yeah, because we're straight...
Kelso: Yeah, unlike Buddy. that's still funny.
Eric: It's not that funny...
Kelso: That's because it happened to you.
Hyde: He's right, man...It was funny.
Eric: Shut up! What is it with you people and always bringing up the past?
Kelso: Man, you got to loosen up. is probably what Buddy would be saying to him now.
Fez: Shut up, Taternuts!
Hyde: Ha, ha...Taternuts, taternuts....
Eric: (joining the chant) Taternuts, taternuts...
[Donna's living room]
Jackie: Donna, did we really have to invite Nina?
Donna: Jackie, it wouldn't have been polite to exclude her. Like it or not, she's part of the group now.
Tracy: Well it's nice because I can finally meet her.
Donna: Yeah, this is going to be fun. Jackie, I promise.
Tracy: Yeah, we can have makeovers and stuff.
Donna: Do we have to do that....again?
Jackie: Donna, you could really use one. You'll have three girls here to help you put on makeup right because I can't, as one person, make miracles.
(Knock on door)
Donna: That must be her now...I'll go get it.
Jackie: Ugh! (Rolls eyes)
Donna: (Opens door) Hey Nina. Come in.
Nina: Thanks, Donna, for inviting me over.
Tracy: Hi, I'm Tracy.
Nina: Kelso's girlfriend, right? It's nice to meet you.
Tracy: You too.
Jackie: Ok, let's get this little love feast over with.
Donna: Nina, you remember Jackie.
Nina: Of course, I do. Hi.
Jackie: Hi.
Donna: OK...so, let's start...something.
Tracy: Why don't we prank the guys?
Nina: Isn't that a little too "high school"?
Jackie: See Tracy. That's what I meant.
Nina: What are you talking about?
Jackie: That's none of your business.
Donna: OK.no fighting. The prank is a good idea, but what prank would we use?
Jackie: Something on Michael, he's an easy target.
Tracy: Yeah, or Eric.
Jackie: Either one.
Donna: You know who'd be great to get....Red....I've been trying to find a way to get back at that dumbass.
Nina: OK Donna...I think you need to calm down.
Jackie: Remember Prank Day? We can't outthink him.
Donna: Fine...if we prank then, we prank them all!
Tracy: And to do that we should calm down...
Jackie: Oh, I think I know how we should.
Nina: I still can't believe you guys are doing this...
Tracy: Well are you in or out, Nina?
Nina: Well...I just think that we should spend the evening, just us girls...we don't have to involve the guys in everything, do we?
Tracy: Oh, I want to get back at Michael for what he said about me today.
Jackie; Yeah, saying you have PMS isn't very nice.
Donna: As much as I would like to sit and have girl talk....we're pranking...and we can't do it without you.So what do you say?
Nina: Fine...but if we get caught, I'm denying knowing anything.
Jackie: That's fine. Now we need a plan.
[Sitting in the circle]
Donna: What ever it is...it's gotta be...great! They can't see it coming.
Tracy: I can't see my hands! [Waves them in front of her face]
Nina: Oh my gosh...you guys are nuts!
Jackie: They might be but I'm not! I'm gorgeous!
Donna: It's gotta be the best prank ever....Any suggestions? Tracy: You know what we could do? .But they would have to be asleep for this.
Donna: Oooh, what?
Tracy: We could put makeup on them and dress them up like girls, shave their legs and everything.
Jackie: That sounds like what I did to Michael when he dressed up like David Bowie.
Nina: They would have to be comatose for that to work...Next!
Tracy: Damn Jackie, you were right!
Jackie: I always am!
Nina: You know what? I think this is stupid and pointless and I vote that we do something else.
Donna: OK...Mom!
Jackie: Yeah, if I needed my mom, I would call Mexico.
Nina: Whatever. Let's talk about our futures...Like, I see myself at the DMV for a really long time...Go ahead Donna.
Jackie: Oh, I know what she wants to be. She wants to be a lumberjack!!!!!
Donna: I'm not a freaking lumberjack, Jackie...Nina, I want to be a journalist.
Jackie: And I'm going to be... I don't know Michael stole my dream!
Tracy: I'm going to be a chef!
Nina: See.this is fun...Now let's talk about our dream homes...
[Switch to guys in the basement]
Kelso: I wonder what the girls are doing.
Fez: They are having a sleep over.
Eric: (coming down into the basement) No they're not...I just walked by Donna's and they're just sitting around talking.
Kelso: Damn it, Tracy is probably telling them about the PMS thing!
Hyde: Only you would have been dumb enough to say that to her...Tracy isn't the kind of girl that you disregard, you need to make her feel special.
Kelso: Why don't you stick to your own girlfriend there, buddy.
Hyde: What? Jackie and I will be fine. Thank you.
Kelso: It might be because I'm clever but Hyde I think you've got a thing for my girlfriend.
Hyde: Kelso...you're nuts, man...It's only that I talk to her everyday that I know this stuff.
Kelso: You already stole Jackie and now you want to take Tracy too! I talk to her everyday too, I work at the same place you do!
Hyde: Why are we even talking about this?
Fez: Hyde, you were the one that brought it up.
Eric: Yeah Hyde, ever since you started working there it's been "Tracy this" and "Tracy that". What's going on with you? Let's talk about that.
Kelso: Yes! Let's!
Hyde: There's nothing to discuss...sorry for bringing it up.
Kelso: You know man I'm getting sick of you. Make up your mind already! [Walks out]
Fez: Man, that was a close one. I thought for sure he was going to hit his head on the door.
Hyde: What's his problem?
Fez: I think you know.
Eric: You like Tracy, Hyde.
Fez: Tracy and Hyde sitting in a tree.
Hyde: Fez!
Fez: a-b-c-d-e-f-g .First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Hyde with the baby carriage!
Hyde: Fez...I don't like Tracy like that.
Fez: Hyde, you can't lie to us. You start to get angry when you try to lie and cant' get away with it.
Hyde: You guys are nuts....I'm not lying, and Kelso's being an idiot, as usual.
Fez: See there, you raised your voice, didn't he Eric?
Eric: Boy, Hyde....Didn't think you would ever be the type to cheat on Jackie...
Hyde: I'm not cheating on Jackie!
Fez: There he goes again! Hyde: OK...at first I thought that Tracy would be great to hang out with...but now I just don't know.
Fez: What do you mean?
Hyde: She's been acting really weird lately....she hasn't been herself.
Fez: How so?
Hyde: Well, at work she's sleepy and her hands always feel cold when we're cooking.
Fez: It's Wisconsin, everybody's hands are cold. Come on buddy. [Laughs]
Hyde: OK, I don't know it's just been weird...Like the way she blew up at Kelso...he's done worse, but I assure you she's never freaked out like that before.
Eric: I think you're reading too much into it...it probably is just PMS.
Hyde: (still quite unsure) Yeah man, whatever.
[Back at Donnas]
Tracy: So what are we going to do?
Jackie: No offense Donna, but the sleep over with Annette was so much better than this one.
Donna: Well excuse me...I haven't really done this a lot.
Jackie: You can tell.
Tracy: Jackie, give Donna some credit. I mean she had to put up with Nina's excessive whining. She's worse than Michael.
Jackie: True.
Nina: I'm sitting right here! I'm going to head home...Work in the morning.
Jackie and Tracy: Bye, bye now.
Donna: (sullen) Thanks for coming.
[Nina leaves]
Jackie: Tracy, you want anything to eat?
Tracy: Uh..... Um [thinks] Alright, but only something small.
Jackie: Donna, you heard her get her something to eat.
Donna: Fine...I'll be right back, your Majesty.
Tracy: Donna, I'll come with you. You don't have to act like my servant.
Jackie: Tracy sometimes you and I totally different.
Donna: Thanks Tracy...Jackie, are you coming?
Jackie: I might as well.
[In the kitchen]
Tracy: Do you have any carrot sticks?
Donna: Um, yeah sure...but didn't you have that for lunch this afternoon?
Tracy: No, that was just a snack.
Tracy: I had lunch with my Grandmother, and I think I'm going to have to join a gym.
Donna: What? Why?
Tracy: I was on the track team back home and I miss that.
Jackie: Oh, I will join with you; I need to keep my figure.
Donna: So, you were a cheerleader and did track? That's a lot of stuff.
Tracy: Yeah, you have to keep busy up there cause it's mostly country and there's not much to do.
Donna: Well, you still need to eat...I'll make you a sandwich if you want.
Tracy: Um that's ok; I'm really not that hungry. Thanks.
Donna: Are you sure?
Jackie: Donna, what's with the 3rd degree here? She said she wasn't hungry. Stop trying to feed her.
Donna: Sorry...
Tracy: It's ok.
[Switch back to guys]
Fez: I got Kelso to come back, only if you promise not to bring up Tracy, Hyde.
Hyde: Kelso, I'm sorry, man.
Kelso: Man, Jackie is turning Tracy into her. I saw Nina on my way back over here and Tracy was really mean to her.
Hyde: See, I told you she was acting weird. Kelso: Man, I'm afraid if I talk to her she'll go crazy on me, man. Hyde, you gotta talk to her.
Hyde: Why? So you can say I'm trying to steal her?
Kelso: No. cause I'm worried about her, man, and you're good friends with her.
Hyde: Fine...I'll talk to her, even though, I'm sure Jackie could get through to her better.
Kelso: Yeah, cause she's turning into her!
Eric: No...Hyde you're the one to do this...Maybe something's going on that she won't tell us about.
A/N: This is part one of two, that's why it's shorter. Hope you like it. Thanks for the reviews. Keep them coming.
The Kids Are Alright Conflict of Interest-Part One
[In the Forman's living room]
Bob: Thanks for inviting me over Red.
Red: No problem, Bob. Thank Tracy...she's the one who taped the game.
Kelso: [puts his arm around Tracy] So, are our plans still on for tonight?
Tracy: Yeah, yeah, sure whatever...Shhh, the game's on.
Kelso: [picks up some popcorn and begins to chew loudly]
Tracy: (looks at him angrily and hisses) Michael, do you mind not doing that?
Kelso: Oh, sorry. [Stops]
Tracy: (yelling at the TV) Come on, Whitehurst, open your eyes!
Kelso: He dropped the ball!
Red: Thanks for the colorful play-by-play, Kelso.
Kelso: (sarcasm is lost on him and smiles big] Thanks Red. You're a good guy.
Tracy: Michael...Shhh!
Kelso: Dammit Tracy!
Tracy: What?
Kelso: You already saw this game. You know they tie 10-10 in overtime.
Tracy: Michael! Now you've ruined it!
Kelso: Someone's got PMS! [Walks out of the room: only to walk into the door again and runs out]
Bob: He isn't good with doors is he?
Tracy: Oh! I cannot believe he just said that to me!
Red: Kelso deserves disciplining whenever possible, but it's just a game, Tracy.
Bob: Yeah... Oh look, a weeper keeper commercial. I just made $45.
Red: Bob... this is taped...
Bob: Oh, oh well I'm still rich!
[In the basement]
Hyde: Kelso, what are you doing down here?
Kelso: Tracy got mad at me for talking during the Packer-Viking game, even though it was on four months ago. [Flops into his seat in the circle]
Eric: Did she put you in your place?
Kelso: She yelled at me and I told her she had PMS and then I walked into the door.
Fez: You never tell a woman they have PMS. They get really mad and they hold out on you.
Hyde: Not like she was giving him anything, anyway.
Kelso: Man, she is hard to do anything with, she has mood swings all the time, it's like she has permanent PMS.
Fez: Wow buddy, I feel bad for you have some candy, one piece. [Kelso takes two and Fez grabs the bag away from him] Can't you count? I said one whore!
Hyde: Looks like you're the one who's got PMS, Fez.
Fez: I don't have much money left because I spent my paycheck on candy and so Nina and I can't go on many dates. So she has been eating my candy and I need to save it so you only get one piece! Eric I said one piece!
Eric: So Kelso...how have things been going with Tracy, despite the fact that she can kick your ass?
Kelso: She likes to talk. a lot. Man, and not about the cool stuff she talks to you guys about. She sounds like Jackie. "Michael, do I look good in this?" "Michael, I don't want to eat there; it's greasy." "Michael, shut up the games on."
Hyde: At least she doesn't have a voice that scales higher with each yell...well that's what we get for dating cheerleaders.
Kelso: You should hear her voice when she has her mood swings. She sounds worse than Jackie. I'm not kidding.
Eric: I'm glad that Donna's voice is as soothing as it is...I couldn't handle the Jackie screech for the rest of my life.
[Jackie walks down the stairs]
Jackie: Michael, why did you tell Tracy she has PMS? [Smacks the back of his head] You are so stupid sometimes!
Hyde: See what I mean?
Jackie: What? What are you guys talking about? (Silence) Hello???
Kelso: Um....
Eric: We were talking about guy stuff.
Fez: Toast.
Jackie: Toast?
Fez: Yes, and since you are up I would like some.
Hyde: School...Jackie, just talking about school.
Jackie: Hey Tracy, you can come down, I already took care of Michael!
Kelso: What? My head hurts. [Rubs the back of his head]
Tracy: Thanks Jackie, but you didn't need to do that.
Jackie: Oh, it was my pleasure.
Tracy: Michael, I'm sorry for blowing up at you like that....but you know you deserved it.
Kelso: So why did you come down here to yell at me some more? Because that isn't an apology or any kind I have heard of.
Tracy: I'm not here to yell...
Kelso: You are right now!
Tracy: Ugh! I'm out of here!
Kelso: See, I told you she had mood swings!
Eric: That was weird...what happened to sweet and caring Tracy? Oh yeah, she started hanging out with the devil.
Jackie: Are you talking about me, Eric?
Eric: What if I am? What you gonna say? What? What?
Jackie: Steven!
Hyde: What? Jackie...he was kidding. Lighten up.
Jackie: Ugh! [Walks out]
Eric: So everybody's doing that today?
Fez: Eric, why are you so mean?
Eric: What? Jackie and I have an understanding...She hates me and I hate her...She's only mad because Hyde didn't stand up for her.
Kelso: You have to man, or she'll get really mad.
Hyde: You know, you guys are right.
Fez: What do you mean?
Hyde: Jackie and I still have stuff to work out.
Eric: I thought you guys were OK now...
Hyde: Well, judging by the way she ran out of her, looks like I'm in the doghouse again.
Kelso: Yeah, you probably are, man she hasn't gotten this mad since she went out with me.
Hyde: That's comforting, Kelso...your girlfriend just ran out of here too. Remember?
Kelso: Damn it!
Hyde: Yeah well, we could go a couple of hours without them.
Eric: But why would we want to...
Fez: Yes, Eric and I aren't in the doghouse.
Hyde: Foreman...It hasn't been just us guys in a while.
Eric: Yeah, because we're straight...
Kelso: Yeah, unlike Buddy. that's still funny.
Eric: It's not that funny...
Kelso: That's because it happened to you.
Hyde: He's right, man...It was funny.
Eric: Shut up! What is it with you people and always bringing up the past?
Kelso: Man, you got to loosen up. is probably what Buddy would be saying to him now.
Fez: Shut up, Taternuts!
Hyde: Ha, ha...Taternuts, taternuts....
Eric: (joining the chant) Taternuts, taternuts...
[Donna's living room]
Jackie: Donna, did we really have to invite Nina?
Donna: Jackie, it wouldn't have been polite to exclude her. Like it or not, she's part of the group now.
Tracy: Well it's nice because I can finally meet her.
Donna: Yeah, this is going to be fun. Jackie, I promise.
Tracy: Yeah, we can have makeovers and stuff.
Donna: Do we have to do that....again?
Jackie: Donna, you could really use one. You'll have three girls here to help you put on makeup right because I can't, as one person, make miracles.
(Knock on door)
Donna: That must be her now...I'll go get it.
Jackie: Ugh! (Rolls eyes)
Donna: (Opens door) Hey Nina. Come in.
Nina: Thanks, Donna, for inviting me over.
Tracy: Hi, I'm Tracy.
Nina: Kelso's girlfriend, right? It's nice to meet you.
Tracy: You too.
Jackie: Ok, let's get this little love feast over with.
Donna: Nina, you remember Jackie.
Nina: Of course, I do. Hi.
Jackie: Hi.
Donna: OK...so, let's start...something.
Tracy: Why don't we prank the guys?
Nina: Isn't that a little too "high school"?
Jackie: See Tracy. That's what I meant.
Nina: What are you talking about?
Jackie: That's none of your business.
Donna: OK.no fighting. The prank is a good idea, but what prank would we use?
Jackie: Something on Michael, he's an easy target.
Tracy: Yeah, or Eric.
Jackie: Either one.
Donna: You know who'd be great to get....Red....I've been trying to find a way to get back at that dumbass.
Nina: OK Donna...I think you need to calm down.
Jackie: Remember Prank Day? We can't outthink him.
Donna: Fine...if we prank then, we prank them all!
Tracy: And to do that we should calm down...
Jackie: Oh, I think I know how we should.
Nina: I still can't believe you guys are doing this...
Tracy: Well are you in or out, Nina?
Nina: Well...I just think that we should spend the evening, just us girls...we don't have to involve the guys in everything, do we?
Tracy: Oh, I want to get back at Michael for what he said about me today.
Jackie; Yeah, saying you have PMS isn't very nice.
Donna: As much as I would like to sit and have girl talk....we're pranking...and we can't do it without you.So what do you say?
Nina: Fine...but if we get caught, I'm denying knowing anything.
Jackie: That's fine. Now we need a plan.
[Sitting in the circle]
Donna: What ever it is...it's gotta be...great! They can't see it coming.
Tracy: I can't see my hands! [Waves them in front of her face]
Nina: Oh my gosh...you guys are nuts!
Jackie: They might be but I'm not! I'm gorgeous!
Donna: It's gotta be the best prank ever....Any suggestions? Tracy: You know what we could do? .But they would have to be asleep for this.
Donna: Oooh, what?
Tracy: We could put makeup on them and dress them up like girls, shave their legs and everything.
Jackie: That sounds like what I did to Michael when he dressed up like David Bowie.
Nina: They would have to be comatose for that to work...Next!
Tracy: Damn Jackie, you were right!
Jackie: I always am!
Nina: You know what? I think this is stupid and pointless and I vote that we do something else.
Donna: OK...Mom!
Jackie: Yeah, if I needed my mom, I would call Mexico.
Nina: Whatever. Let's talk about our futures...Like, I see myself at the DMV for a really long time...Go ahead Donna.
Jackie: Oh, I know what she wants to be. She wants to be a lumberjack!!!!!
Donna: I'm not a freaking lumberjack, Jackie...Nina, I want to be a journalist.
Jackie: And I'm going to be... I don't know Michael stole my dream!
Tracy: I'm going to be a chef!
Nina: See.this is fun...Now let's talk about our dream homes...
[Switch to guys in the basement]
Kelso: I wonder what the girls are doing.
Fez: They are having a sleep over.
Eric: (coming down into the basement) No they're not...I just walked by Donna's and they're just sitting around talking.
Kelso: Damn it, Tracy is probably telling them about the PMS thing!
Hyde: Only you would have been dumb enough to say that to her...Tracy isn't the kind of girl that you disregard, you need to make her feel special.
Kelso: Why don't you stick to your own girlfriend there, buddy.
Hyde: What? Jackie and I will be fine. Thank you.
Kelso: It might be because I'm clever but Hyde I think you've got a thing for my girlfriend.
Hyde: Kelso...you're nuts, man...It's only that I talk to her everyday that I know this stuff.
Kelso: You already stole Jackie and now you want to take Tracy too! I talk to her everyday too, I work at the same place you do!
Hyde: Why are we even talking about this?
Fez: Hyde, you were the one that brought it up.
Eric: Yeah Hyde, ever since you started working there it's been "Tracy this" and "Tracy that". What's going on with you? Let's talk about that.
Kelso: Yes! Let's!
Hyde: There's nothing to discuss...sorry for bringing it up.
Kelso: You know man I'm getting sick of you. Make up your mind already! [Walks out]
Fez: Man, that was a close one. I thought for sure he was going to hit his head on the door.
Hyde: What's his problem?
Fez: I think you know.
Eric: You like Tracy, Hyde.
Fez: Tracy and Hyde sitting in a tree.
Hyde: Fez!
Fez: a-b-c-d-e-f-g .First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Hyde with the baby carriage!
Hyde: Fez...I don't like Tracy like that.
Fez: Hyde, you can't lie to us. You start to get angry when you try to lie and cant' get away with it.
Hyde: You guys are nuts....I'm not lying, and Kelso's being an idiot, as usual.
Fez: See there, you raised your voice, didn't he Eric?
Eric: Boy, Hyde....Didn't think you would ever be the type to cheat on Jackie...
Hyde: I'm not cheating on Jackie!
Fez: There he goes again! Hyde: OK...at first I thought that Tracy would be great to hang out with...but now I just don't know.
Fez: What do you mean?
Hyde: She's been acting really weird lately....she hasn't been herself.
Fez: How so?
Hyde: Well, at work she's sleepy and her hands always feel cold when we're cooking.
Fez: It's Wisconsin, everybody's hands are cold. Come on buddy. [Laughs]
Hyde: OK, I don't know it's just been weird...Like the way she blew up at Kelso...he's done worse, but I assure you she's never freaked out like that before.
Eric: I think you're reading too much into it...it probably is just PMS.
Hyde: (still quite unsure) Yeah man, whatever.
[Back at Donnas]
Tracy: So what are we going to do?
Jackie: No offense Donna, but the sleep over with Annette was so much better than this one.
Donna: Well excuse me...I haven't really done this a lot.
Jackie: You can tell.
Tracy: Jackie, give Donna some credit. I mean she had to put up with Nina's excessive whining. She's worse than Michael.
Jackie: True.
Nina: I'm sitting right here! I'm going to head home...Work in the morning.
Jackie and Tracy: Bye, bye now.
Donna: (sullen) Thanks for coming.
[Nina leaves]
Jackie: Tracy, you want anything to eat?
Tracy: Uh..... Um [thinks] Alright, but only something small.
Jackie: Donna, you heard her get her something to eat.
Donna: Fine...I'll be right back, your Majesty.
Tracy: Donna, I'll come with you. You don't have to act like my servant.
Jackie: Tracy sometimes you and I totally different.
Donna: Thanks Tracy...Jackie, are you coming?
Jackie: I might as well.
[In the kitchen]
Tracy: Do you have any carrot sticks?
Donna: Um, yeah sure...but didn't you have that for lunch this afternoon?
Tracy: No, that was just a snack.
Tracy: I had lunch with my Grandmother, and I think I'm going to have to join a gym.
Donna: What? Why?
Tracy: I was on the track team back home and I miss that.
Jackie: Oh, I will join with you; I need to keep my figure.
Donna: So, you were a cheerleader and did track? That's a lot of stuff.
Tracy: Yeah, you have to keep busy up there cause it's mostly country and there's not much to do.
Donna: Well, you still need to eat...I'll make you a sandwich if you want.
Tracy: Um that's ok; I'm really not that hungry. Thanks.
Donna: Are you sure?
Jackie: Donna, what's with the 3rd degree here? She said she wasn't hungry. Stop trying to feed her.
Donna: Sorry...
Tracy: It's ok.
[Switch back to guys]
Fez: I got Kelso to come back, only if you promise not to bring up Tracy, Hyde.
Hyde: Kelso, I'm sorry, man.
Kelso: Man, Jackie is turning Tracy into her. I saw Nina on my way back over here and Tracy was really mean to her.
Hyde: See, I told you she was acting weird. Kelso: Man, I'm afraid if I talk to her she'll go crazy on me, man. Hyde, you gotta talk to her.
Hyde: Why? So you can say I'm trying to steal her?
Kelso: No. cause I'm worried about her, man, and you're good friends with her.
Hyde: Fine...I'll talk to her, even though, I'm sure Jackie could get through to her better.
Kelso: Yeah, cause she's turning into her!
Eric: No...Hyde you're the one to do this...Maybe something's going on that she won't tell us about.
A/N: This is part one of two, that's why it's shorter. Hope you like it. Thanks for the reviews. Keep them coming.
