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The Kids Are Alright Conflict of Interest-Part One

[In the Forman's living room]

Bob: Thanks for inviting me over Red.

Red: No problem, Bob. Thank Tracy...she's the one who taped the game.

Kelso: [puts his arm around Tracy] So, are our plans still on for tonight?

Tracy: Yeah, yeah, sure whatever...Shhh, the game's on.

Kelso: [picks up some popcorn and begins to chew loudly]

Tracy: (looks at him angrily and hisses) Michael, do you mind not doing that?

Kelso: Oh, sorry. [Stops]

Tracy: (yelling at the TV) Come on, Whitehurst, open your eyes!

Kelso: He dropped the ball!

Red: Thanks for the colorful play-by-play, Kelso.

Kelso: (sarcasm is lost on him and smiles big] Thanks Red. You're a good guy.

Tracy: Michael...Shhh!

Kelso: Dammit Tracy!

Tracy: What?

Kelso: You already saw this game. You know they tie 10-10 in overtime.

Tracy: Michael! Now you've ruined it!

Kelso: Someone's got PMS! [Walks out of the room: only to walk into the door again and runs out]

Bob: He isn't good with doors is he?

Tracy: Oh! I cannot believe he just said that to me!

Red: Kelso deserves disciplining whenever possible, but it's just a game, Tracy.

Bob: Yeah... Oh look, a weeper keeper commercial. I just made $45.

Red: Bob... this is taped...

Bob: Oh, oh well I'm still rich!

[In the basement]

Hyde: Kelso, what are you doing down here?

Kelso: Tracy got mad at me for talking during the Packer-Viking game, even though it was on four months ago. [Flops into his seat in the circle]

Eric: Did she put you in your place?

Kelso: She yelled at me and I told her she had PMS and then I walked into the door.

Fez: You never tell a woman they have PMS. They get really mad and they hold out on you.

Hyde: Not like she was giving him anything, anyway.

Kelso: Man, she is hard to do anything with, she has mood swings all the time, it's like she has permanent PMS.

Fez: Wow buddy, I feel bad for you have some candy, one piece. [Kelso takes two and Fez grabs the bag away from him] Can't you count? I said one whore!

Hyde: Looks like you're the one who's got PMS, Fez.

Fez: I don't have much money left because I spent my paycheck on candy and so Nina and I can't go on many dates. So she has been eating my candy and I need to save it so you only get one piece! Eric I said one piece!

Eric: So Kelso...how have things been going with Tracy, despite the fact that she can kick your ass?

Kelso: She likes to talk. a lot. Man, and not about the cool stuff she talks to you guys about. She sounds like Jackie. "Michael, do I look good in this?" "Michael, I don't want to eat there; it's greasy." "Michael, shut up the games on."

Hyde: At least she doesn't have a voice that scales higher with each yell...well that's what we get for dating cheerleaders.

Kelso: You should hear her voice when she has her mood swings. She sounds worse than Jackie. I'm not kidding.

Eric: I'm glad that Donna's voice is as soothing as it is...I couldn't handle the Jackie screech for the rest of my life.

[Jackie walks down the stairs]

Jackie: Michael, why did you tell Tracy she has PMS? [Smacks the back of his head] You are so stupid sometimes!

Hyde: See what I mean?

Jackie: What? What are you guys talking about? (Silence) Hello???

Kelso: Um....

Eric: We were talking about guy stuff.

Fez: Toast.

Jackie: Toast?

Fez: Yes, and since you are up I would like some.

Hyde: School...Jackie, just talking about school.

Jackie: Hey Tracy, you can come down, I already took care of Michael!

Kelso: What? My head hurts. [Rubs the back of his head]

Tracy: Thanks Jackie, but you didn't need to do that.

Jackie: Oh, it was my pleasure.

Tracy: Michael, I'm sorry for blowing up at you like that....but you know you deserved it.

Kelso: So why did you come down here to yell at me some more? Because that isn't an apology or any kind I have heard of.

Tracy: I'm not here to yell...

Kelso: You are right now!

Tracy: Ugh! I'm out of here!

Kelso: See, I told you she had mood swings!

Eric: That was weird...what happened to sweet and caring Tracy? Oh yeah, she started hanging out with the devil.

Jackie: Are you talking about me, Eric?

Eric: What if I am? What you gonna say? What? What?

Jackie: Steven!

Hyde: What? Jackie...he was kidding. Lighten up.

Jackie: Ugh! [Walks out]

Eric: So everybody's doing that today?

Fez: Eric, why are you so mean?

Eric: What? Jackie and I have an understanding...She hates me and I hate her...She's only mad because Hyde didn't stand up for her.

Kelso: You have to man, or she'll get really mad.

Hyde: You know, you guys are right.

Fez: What do you mean?

Hyde: Jackie and I still have stuff to work out.

Eric: I thought you guys were OK now...

Hyde: Well, judging by the way she ran out of her, looks like I'm in the doghouse again.

Kelso: Yeah, you probably are, man she hasn't gotten this mad since she went out with me.

Hyde: That's comforting, Kelso...your girlfriend just ran out of here too. Remember?

Kelso: Damn it!

Hyde: Yeah well, we could go a couple of hours without them.

Eric: But why would we want to...

Fez: Yes, Eric and I aren't in the doghouse.

Hyde: Foreman...It hasn't been just us guys in a while.

Eric: Yeah, because we're straight...

Kelso: Yeah, unlike Buddy. that's still funny.

Eric: It's not that funny...

Kelso: That's because it happened to you.

Hyde: He's right, man...It was funny.

Eric: Shut up! What is it with you people and always bringing up the past?

Kelso: Man, you got to loosen up. is probably what Buddy would be saying to him now.

Fez: Shut up, Taternuts!

Hyde: Ha, ha...Taternuts, taternuts....

Eric: (joining the chant) Taternuts, taternuts...

[Donna's living room]

Jackie: Donna, did we really have to invite Nina?

Donna: Jackie, it wouldn't have been polite to exclude her. Like it or not, she's part of the group now.

Tracy: Well it's nice because I can finally meet her.

Donna: Yeah, this is going to be fun. Jackie, I promise.

Tracy: Yeah, we can have makeovers and stuff.

Donna: Do we have to do that....again?

Jackie: Donna, you could really use one. You'll have three girls here to help you put on makeup right because I can't, as one person, make miracles.

(Knock on door)

Donna: That must be her now...I'll go get it.

Jackie: Ugh! (Rolls eyes)

Donna: (Opens door) Hey Nina. Come in.

Nina: Thanks, Donna, for inviting me over.

Tracy: Hi, I'm Tracy.

Nina: Kelso's girlfriend, right? It's nice to meet you.

Tracy: You too.

Jackie: Ok, let's get this little love feast over with.

Donna: Nina, you remember Jackie.

Nina: Of course, I do. Hi.

Jackie: Hi.

Donna: OK...so, let's start...something.

Tracy: Why don't we prank the guys?

Nina: Isn't that a little too "high school"?

Jackie: See Tracy. That's what I meant.

Nina: What are you talking about?

Jackie: That's none of your business.

Donna: OK.no fighting. The prank is a good idea, but what prank would we use?

Jackie: Something on Michael, he's an easy target.

Tracy: Yeah, or Eric.

Jackie: Either one.

Donna: You know who'd be great to get....Red....I've been trying to find a way to get back at that dumbass.

Nina: OK Donna...I think you need to calm down.

Jackie: Remember Prank Day? We can't outthink him.

Donna: Fine...if we prank then, we prank them all!

Tracy: And to do that we should calm down...

Jackie: Oh, I think I know how we should.

Nina: I still can't believe you guys are doing this...

Tracy: Well are you in or out, Nina?

Nina: Well...I just think that we should spend the evening, just us girls...we don't have to involve the guys in everything, do we?

Tracy: Oh, I want to get back at Michael for what he said about me today.

Jackie; Yeah, saying you have PMS isn't very nice.

Donna: As much as I would like to sit and have girl talk....we're pranking...and we can't do it without you.So what do you say?

Nina: Fine...but if we get caught, I'm denying knowing anything.

Jackie: That's fine. Now we need a plan.

[Sitting in the circle]

Donna: What ever it is...it's gotta be...great! They can't see it coming.

Tracy: I can't see my hands! [Waves them in front of her face]

Nina: Oh my gosh...you guys are nuts!

Jackie: They might be but I'm not! I'm gorgeous!

Donna: It's gotta be the best prank ever....Any suggestions? Tracy: You know what we could do? .But they would have to be asleep for this.

Donna: Oooh, what?

Tracy: We could put makeup on them and dress them up like girls, shave their legs and everything.

Jackie: That sounds like what I did to Michael when he dressed up like David Bowie.

Nina: They would have to be comatose for that to work...Next!

Tracy: Damn Jackie, you were right!

Jackie: I always am!

Nina: You know what? I think this is stupid and pointless and I vote that we do something else.

Donna: OK...Mom!

Jackie: Yeah, if I needed my mom, I would call Mexico.

Nina: Whatever. Let's talk about our futures...Like, I see myself at the DMV for a really long time...Go ahead Donna.

Jackie: Oh, I know what she wants to be. She wants to be a lumberjack!!!!!

Donna: I'm not a freaking lumberjack, Jackie...Nina, I want to be a journalist.

Jackie: And I'm going to be... I don't know Michael stole my dream!

Tracy: I'm going to be a chef!

Nina: See.this is fun...Now let's talk about our dream homes...

[Switch to guys in the basement]

Kelso: I wonder what the girls are doing.

Fez: They are having a sleep over.

Eric: (coming down into the basement) No they're not...I just walked by Donna's and they're just sitting around talking.

Kelso: Damn it, Tracy is probably telling them about the PMS thing!

Hyde: Only you would have been dumb enough to say that to her...Tracy isn't the kind of girl that you disregard, you need to make her feel special.

Kelso: Why don't you stick to your own girlfriend there, buddy.

Hyde: What? Jackie and I will be fine. Thank you.

Kelso: It might be because I'm clever but Hyde I think you've got a thing for my girlfriend.

Hyde: Kelso...you're nuts, man...It's only that I talk to her everyday that I know this stuff.

Kelso: You already stole Jackie and now you want to take Tracy too! I talk to her everyday too, I work at the same place you do!

Hyde: Why are we even talking about this?

Fez: Hyde, you were the one that brought it up.

Eric: Yeah Hyde, ever since you started working there it's been "Tracy this" and "Tracy that". What's going on with you? Let's talk about that.

Kelso: Yes! Let's!

Hyde: There's nothing to discuss...sorry for bringing it up.

Kelso: You know man I'm getting sick of you. Make up your mind already! [Walks out]

Fez: Man, that was a close one. I thought for sure he was going to hit his head on the door.

Hyde: What's his problem?

Fez: I think you know.

Eric: You like Tracy, Hyde.

Fez: Tracy and Hyde sitting in a tree.

Hyde: Fez!

Fez: a-b-c-d-e-f-g .First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Hyde with the baby carriage!

Hyde: Fez...I don't like Tracy like that.

Fez: Hyde, you can't lie to us. You start to get angry when you try to lie and cant' get away with it.

Hyde: You guys are nuts....I'm not lying, and Kelso's being an idiot, as usual.

Fez: See there, you raised your voice, didn't he Eric?

Eric: Boy, Hyde....Didn't think you would ever be the type to cheat on Jackie...

Hyde: I'm not cheating on Jackie!

Fez: There he goes again! Hyde: OK...at first I thought that Tracy would be great to hang out with...but now I just don't know.

Fez: What do you mean?

Hyde: She's been acting really weird lately....she hasn't been herself.

Fez: How so?

Hyde: Well, at work she's sleepy and her hands always feel cold when we're cooking.

Fez: It's Wisconsin, everybody's hands are cold. Come on buddy. [Laughs]

Hyde: OK, I don't know it's just been weird...Like the way she blew up at Kelso...he's done worse, but I assure you she's never freaked out like that before.

Eric: I think you're reading too much into it...it probably is just PMS.

Hyde: (still quite unsure) Yeah man, whatever.

[Back at Donnas]

Tracy: So what are we going to do?

Jackie: No offense Donna, but the sleep over with Annette was so much better than this one.

Donna: Well excuse me...I haven't really done this a lot.

Jackie: You can tell.

Tracy: Jackie, give Donna some credit. I mean she had to put up with Nina's excessive whining. She's worse than Michael.

Jackie: True.

Nina: I'm sitting right here! I'm going to head home...Work in the morning.

Jackie and Tracy: Bye, bye now.

Donna: (sullen) Thanks for coming.

[Nina leaves]

Jackie: Tracy, you want anything to eat?

Tracy: Uh..... Um [thinks] Alright, but only something small.

Jackie: Donna, you heard her get her something to eat.

Donna: Fine...I'll be right back, your Majesty.

Tracy: Donna, I'll come with you. You don't have to act like my servant.

Jackie: Tracy sometimes you and I totally different.

Donna: Thanks Tracy...Jackie, are you coming?

Jackie: I might as well.

[In the kitchen]

Tracy: Do you have any carrot sticks?

Donna: Um, yeah sure...but didn't you have that for lunch this afternoon?

Tracy: No, that was just a snack.

Tracy: I had lunch with my Grandmother, and I think I'm going to have to join a gym.

Donna: What? Why?

Tracy: I was on the track team back home and I miss that.

Jackie: Oh, I will join with you; I need to keep my figure.

Donna: So, you were a cheerleader and did track? That's a lot of stuff.

Tracy: Yeah, you have to keep busy up there cause it's mostly country and there's not much to do.

Donna: Well, you still need to eat...I'll make you a sandwich if you want.

Tracy: Um that's ok; I'm really not that hungry. Thanks.

Donna: Are you sure?

Jackie: Donna, what's with the 3rd degree here? She said she wasn't hungry. Stop trying to feed her.

Donna: Sorry...

Tracy: It's ok.

[Switch back to guys]

Fez: I got Kelso to come back, only if you promise not to bring up Tracy, Hyde.

Hyde: Kelso, I'm sorry, man.

Kelso: Man, Jackie is turning Tracy into her. I saw Nina on my way back over here and Tracy was really mean to her.

Hyde: See, I told you she was acting weird. Kelso: Man, I'm afraid if I talk to her she'll go crazy on me, man. Hyde, you gotta talk to her.

Hyde: Why? So you can say I'm trying to steal her?

Kelso: No. cause I'm worried about her, man, and you're good friends with her.

Hyde: Fine...I'll talk to her, even though, I'm sure Jackie could get through to her better.

Kelso: Yeah, cause she's turning into her!

Eric: No...Hyde you're the one to do this...Maybe something's going on that she won't tell us about.

A/N: This is part one of two, that's why it's shorter. Hope you like it. Thanks for the reviews. Keep them coming.