A/N: Insane chapter. Witten by me and only me! Mwahahahaha!
A/N2: MST go bye bye.... Go to my homepage and read it there......I wuv you all..... *smacks Sirius away from the computer* Dam-nit Sirius! I thought I told you to stay away from my ficcys! Now get! GET! Sorry about that.... please continue. And sorry that this chapter is so much shorter that the previous one.
Disclaimer: I don't own the Prisoner of Azkaban DVD (or could I since it's not even out . . . *ponders question* . . . I'll get back to ya on that one) or any of the Harry Potter ppl. So you can't sue me! Hahaha! Nener nener nener! But wait! I do own London, Adri and Janey since they are technically my characters . . . or at least I share them with my friends. Oh! And I own all the horses in the story! YAY! *Janey coughs in background* All right.... Janey wants me to tell you that she personally owns Jen and Illusion. And I own Sid.
Ch. 2 - We have to go to classes?!
"Yeah," she replied with a smile. "But at least it can't get any worse than this." The trio suddenly noticed a flash of fear dash across her brown eyes. "Oh, SHIT! Yes it can! JANEY, GET BACK HERE THIS INSTANT!"
"This is going to be one unusual year, don't you agree, Ron?" Harry asked the redhead.
"Bloody hell."
London had formed a search party immediately after seeing Janey run out of the Great Hall with Draco following her close behind. (A/N: Too close if you ask me......) The "party" consisted of Harry, Ron, Hermione, Adri ... and herself (A/N: DER!) to search for Janey before she caused damage to herself and or others. They searched the whole school ... before realizing the only place they hadn't searched was the Astronomy Tower. (A/N.... O.ooooooo) As they neared the top of the tower they began to hear "noises".
"Are those the kind of noises I think they are?!" Harry asked with slight nervousness.
"That's what I hear when my parents are 'Talking'," Ron said, his blue eyes round with fear.
The four of them turned to look at Hermione, who seemed to be whimpering in fear of what they were hearing.
"Hermione?" Adri whispered. "You OK?"
Hermione jumped. "Oh, yeah," She said. "But guys, yeah.... I... erm ... have to go to the ..... toilet ... no ... the ..... the .... LIBRARY... Yeah!!!... The Library.... bye!"
Ron rolled his eyes as Hermione left them at a dead run.
"What kind of person doesn't want to see this?!"
Harry and Adri looked at him in disgust and interest...respectively. London quietly walked up to Ron and smacked him upside the head."YOU PERV!!!" she shouted.
Suddenly the noises abruptly stopped and they could hear Janey swear: "Oh shit!!!" There were some .... er .... scuffling noises ... and the door opened to reveal a rumpled looking Janey and a ... quite flustered blond Slytherin with his hair sticking up in the back of his head.
It's not what it looks like London ... really ... Adri?!" Janey looked at them with what looked like fear in her night black eyes. (A/N: Uh- huh... suuuuuuure is it ... Since when is Janey ever scared of anything ..... Janey: *nods convincingly at readers* Never been scared in my whole life! London: *backhands Janey* Can we please continue with this? I'm rather tired of hearing you talk.) "I swear ... it isn't ..... Well maybe it is ... but..... RUN DRACO!!!"
He snorted and looked at her like she was insane .... as Harry, Ron, London and Adri were blocking the hallway. But Janey, being as thickheaded as she was, still tried to run anyway. But amazingly they caught her. (A/N: *collective gasp*) She looked up at Harry and Ron and said:
"RED ROVER RED ROVER LET JANEY COME OVER."
They blinked ... and blinked again ... they were all so confused.
"Janey, dear," Adri said using her little girl voice, "You're already over ...."
Janey looked at them and then over at Draco. "Oh .... right."
Draco snorted and fell to the ground laughing his ass off.
"Merlin, Janey!" he said through his laughter. "You may be cute but you're not that smart."
London and Adri looked at each other and then at Janey in shock. The last time someone had called Janey dumb, they guy had ended up in the hospital with a broken nose and jaw.
"What did you call me, Draco?!"
Seeing the glare that Janey was giving him, Draco abruptly stopped laughing and put on his innocent face.
"I called you smart and pretty and ...... sexy?"
A mischievous smile played on her lips as she walked over to the blond Slytherin. "Are you sure that's what you said, Draco?" she said coyly. "'Cause I could just as easily have London and Adri here kill you. They've been very helpful in the past. What was it the last time?"
London and Adri looked at each other and smiled. London was very good at making sure that no one moved and Adri was great at distracting people so that Janey could get to them better without them seeing her.
"Which guy?" Adri asked. "The guy that called you dumb?"
"Or the guy that tried to beat you up?" London finished.
"Both," Janey said.
"Well, the guy that called you dumb got a broken jaw and nose after both of us distracted him. And the other guy got a broken wrist and two black eyes. "
Harry and Ron looked at the three girls in surprise. He didn't think that they could be so strong -- let alone do that kind of thing to a guy, nonetheless.
Harry cleared his throat. "Can we please leave? I'm kinda getting freaked out here."
London looked at Adri with a wicked smile plastered on her face. "Oh yeah, Potter," she sneered. "Just go running after your Muggle- born girlfriend. That way, you can both go snog in the library and have Mme. Pince find you guys there in the Restricted section."
Adri looked at her in disbelief while Harry opened and closed his mouth like a goldfish. "Harry's mine!" she shouted.
"Oh yeah. And like Remus is mine."
"Der... if you were only 20 years older he would be."
"But Professor Lupin is married to Falla Malfoy," Draco said. "She disgraced the Malfoy name by marrying that werewolf."
Janey snorted in amusement. "Lupin? Married a Malfoy? That's sad. So .... so sad."
Draco nodded in amusement.
"How dare you make fun of the best Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher there ever was?!" London shouted, taking a menacing step towards the blond Slytherin. "You're lucky that I don't have a wand yet, Malfoy, or you would've returned to the Amazing Bouncing Ferret."
"How dare you threaten my boyfriend, London," Janey said angrily.
"How dare he make jests at Remus!"
Adri, Ron, Harry and Draco ran up between the two arguing girls. Adri and Draco grabbed Janey and pulled her by the open window while Ron and Harry took London to the Gryffindor common room.
An hour after the two had begun fighting, Adri came back to the Gryffindor common room exhausted. She walked over to the nearest chair and plopped herself down.
"She just wouldn't shut up!" Adri informed the other four (Hermione had met them back in the common room). "It was 'Poor Draco this' and 'How dare she!' that. I couldn't take it for another minute! Gah!"
"I can imagine," Hermione said looking up from a book (Der....). "Oh, by the way, Professor McGonagall told me to tell you that Professor Lupin is going to take you, Janey and London to Diagon Alley tomorrow."
"Yes!" London said, jumping up from the floor where she had been resting. "We're going to Diagon Alley with Moony! Woohoo!"
Harry looked at London in shock. "Did you just call Professor Lupin, Moony?"
London looked to Adri for help, but she merely shrugged her slender shoulders. The look that she gave London clearly said You brought this on yourself. London sighed and said:
"Guys, I don't know how to explain this to you..... but -- we're from the future. The future where Harry Potter is just a book for children written by the goddess J. K. Rowling."
"I'm a book,"Harry whispered. "I don't really exist?"
Adri took Harry's hands into her own and looked into his emerald green eyes. "You are real, Harry James Potter. We just didn't know if what she had written was true or not. London, Janey and I have always believed that you could've existed. And look where it got us? We're here aren't we?"
Harry looked up at Adri, a smile playing on his lips. "Yeah."
London suddenly jumped up and ran to the portrait. "Well? Come on! Let's go!"
"London, dear," Adri said like she was talking to Janey. "IT'S NOT BLOODY WELL TOMORROW YET, YOU PRAT!"
"NOOOOOOOOOO!" London shouted, falling to her knees. "But I wanna go now!"
"Harry, give me thy wand," Adri said in a medieval accent.
Harry complied and Adri whipped it to face the whining London.
"Stupefy!" she shouted and London fell to the floor like a sack of potatoes.
"Thanks," Adri said to Harry. "I've been wanting to do that for a long time."
"No -- problem."
Adri smiled, and, with the help of Harry and Ron, they carried London to her dorm and threw (literally) her onto her bed.
"We'll revive her in the morning," Adri told the boys. "But now, I'm ready for a game of Wizards Chess." She grinned evilly at Ron. "Up for the challenge?"
"You bet!"
The three of them ran back down the stairs and to the nearest table, where Ron pulled out his ancient chess set. They played for a good hour before Ron yelled: "CHECKMATE!" to end the game.
"Damn you, Weasley," Adri said. "Good game."
The two of them got up and stretched. Hermione suddenly looked up from the book she was reading (Der... again....) to see London coming down the stairs.
"You forgot, I see, that the spell wears out after an hour," London said.
"It what -?!" Adri shouted.
"Remember what we read in book 6? The spells performed with someone else's wand only lasts for an hour."
"Crap! How could I have forgotten something as important as that?!"
London rolled her eyes. "I wondered the same thing. Now, if you don't mind, Hermione can you come with me to the library and help me find a book for Care of Magical Creatures."
Hermione looked at the others with a smirk as if to say Ha! At least someone sees the Library as a refuge from you two.
The two girls walked out of the common room, leaving Harry, Ron, and Adri alone to their thoughts ..... which isn't a good idea.
"Wanna play chess?" Adri asked the boys.
"Yeah!" they responded.
"Boys against girls...... and I get to use my voices.... Mwahahahaha." Adri began to cough and gag but soon was laughing insanely once more.
( \ ~ / )
Monday came to Hogwarts in a cool haze of sunlight. London, Janey and Adri had gone to Diagon Alley with Remus on Saturday to get their supplies and a wand.... although the wands surprisingly didn't work for Janey, they quickly bought her the wand that she chose. Adri's wand was 9 in., rosewood, unicorn hair, very swishy. London's was 9 ½ in., made of willow, contained a phoenix tail feather, very powerful. Finally, Janey's wand was 11 in., made of Oak, dragon heartstring, very whippy. After the buying of wands, they continued on their way of Diagon Alley to get their books and other necessary supplies. When they got to Mme. Malkin's, they refused to buy robes. ("We look good this way," Janey said. "Don't change it.") Remus relented and they ended the trip at Eelops to buy their owls. While they were there, Janey swore that she had seen Draco buying a large black eagle owl, but they assured her that he wasn't. Janey refused to buy an owl and so Adri purchased a golden tawny owl that she named Amber while London bought a rare white eagle owl that she named Storm. They returned to Hogwarts a little after 5 p.m., just in time for dinner.
Monday was the "official" start of the school year, since September 1 had been on a Friday. London and Adri sleepily met up with Janey at the Slytherin common room entrance and the three walked to the Great Hall together, only splitting up at their respected tables. They had a hearty breakfast of (surprisingly) pizza for the three girls and cereal for the rest of the school.
The first class of the day was to be Care of Magical Creature on the sweeping lawns of the Hogwarts grounds. They walked slowly to Hagrid's hut, only speeding up when Janey began to complain how she missed her evil horses. London and Adri quickly broke into a dead run as Janey continued to complain, making it to the hut before the rest of the 5th years. To their complete horror (well, at least not to Janey), the class was once again with the Slytherins.
(A/N: I will not bother and attempt to write out Hagrid's speech [meaning the way he talks] because I know that I will mess it up horribly. Just thought that I'd not put my darling readers through the pain and agony of trying to read it. Now! On with CoMC!)
The half-giant, Hagrid, walked out from his relatively large hut and towards the group of students. He smiled at the six of them and lead them to a paddock that was about 5 acres full of young Pegasus foals. They weren't that large yet, only about 12 hands; and since they had already been weaned from their dams, they were now flying, or grazing, freely without the restrains from them.
"PONIES!" London, Janey, and Adri screamed, running to the fence line.
"Look!" London said, pointing to a bright chestnut. "It looks like Sid." She sniffed a bit and a single tear rolled down her cheek. "God, I miss him."
"And that one looks like 'Lusion!" Janey said, pointing to a bay pinto and a chestnut. "And that one there looks like Jem!"
"Sid?" Harry said, confused. "'Lusion? Jem? Who or what are they?"
Adri looked at Janey and London, who's faces were now going as red as the Weasleys' hair.
"You -- you --!" Janey screamed. "How dare you! HOW DARE YOU!"
"YOU ACT AS IF THEY DON'T HAVE FEELINGS!" London screamed.
Harry took a step backwards as the two enraged girls walked menacingly towards him. His hands were out in some form of surrender, yet the two took no heed of this. Adri, seeing that this was going a bit too far, stood between Harry and the others.
"Janey, London," she said. "This is going just a bit too far. Can't you just drop it?"
"No," London said. "He made fun of my Siddy. You wouldn't be too happy if someone made fun of you because you're in love with Harry, now would you?"
Adri looked at London with betrayal in her eyes. Harry also looked at Adri with wonderment and surprise shining in his eyes.
"How could you, London?" Adri screamed. "How could you?!"
Adri ran away from the paddock towards the looming castle. Harry looked at the still shocked group and back to the running form that was Adri. Harry looked as if he were torn between going after her or staying. Janey put her hand on his shoulder and shook her head.
"Don't," she said. "She and London have to take care of this on their own."
London looked at them and ran after Adri ......(*whistles out of boredom*)............... Fifteen minutes later, the two of them ran out of the castle, screaming and laughing. Janey stood with her hands on her hips.
"What took you so long?"
Adri and London skidded to a halt and gasped for breath.
"We -- were -- making -- fun -- of -- Fred -- and -- George -- for -- getting -- in -- trouble -- AGAIN!"
"What did they do this time?" Hagrid asked walking over to them.
Adri and London quickly straitened up and took a deep breath.
"Nothing, Professor Hagrid," they said in unison, their smiles never leaving their faces.
Hagrid gave them a look of disbelief but then shrugged his massive shoulders in defeat. He turned to the class of 5th year Slytherins and Gryffindors and motioned them towards the paddock.
"Now, as most of you can see, these horses are Pegasi (A/N: Is that even a word?), or winged horses. They are no older than - "
"Eight months old," Janey interrupted. "Horses are usually weaned from their dams at about four to six months old. They look to be about 12 hands -- a hand equaling about four inches -- about 4 feet at the withers, their shoulders."
Hagrid looked surprised at Janey's knowledge about horses and rewarded that knowledge with 10 points to the Slytherins.
London cleared her throat. "At this stage in their life, they should be able to be handled by two able people. That is, if they haven't been taken from the wild and put into captivity. Then only trained horse people can handle them. Janey, grab a halter and let's see if we can catch one."
Both girls grabbed a halter and opened the paddock gate. What they hadn't realized was there was a silencing charm and a barrier charm on the field; one reason was that they were still screaming for their dams, another was that they wouldn't fly away.
"You go for the bay pinto and I'll go for the chestnut," London instructed. "They don't seem to have the will to fly."
London and Janey separated and went their respective ways as the rest of the class watched with curiosity. They could faintly hear Adri telling everyone that they, meaning London and Janey, were professional horse people. The two reached their respective horses at the same time, haltering them with ease and lead them back to each other by the gate.
"These two aren't pegasi," Janey said with astonishment, "they're our real horses!"
"Sid!" London said as she hugged the gelding.
"London, hold 'Lusion while I get Jem."
London conjured a halter for Janey and handed her Sid's lead line (He didn't need it because he could ground tie). Janey ran to the other chestnut in the field and haltered her quickly, bring the mare back to the other two horses. Janey grabbed Illusion and lead her and Jem out of the field, London following close behind on Sid after making an improvised bridle with an extra lead line
London quickly cantered out of the field after Janey had lead her two horses out showing off her riding skills.
"Janey," London said, "look at this. I'm cantering bareback! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Janey, not wanting to be out of the fun, handed Illusion to Adri and swung herself onto Jem's broad back. She nudged her into a canter and raced after London. Janey caught up with the thoroughbred gelding and they proceeded to race around the terrified students.
"This is fun! C'mon Sid! Go faster!"
Before either of them knew it, it had become a full out match race between Sid and Jem. Lee Jordan had heard the excitement from his Charms room and ran to take up the position as announcer. There were even tiny betting stands for the students who had ditched class. London and Janey slowed down their galloping horses to see what was going on.
"Janes," London said in her fake British accent, "What do you say to scaring the other students here? It could be quite fun."
"I don't know, London," Janey said, also using her (*coughWORSEcough*) British accent. "I really don't want to scare Draco."
"Oh who bloody well cares!" London nudged Sid back into a racing gallop and took off towards the Slytherins. "Weeeeeeee! Look out Slytherins, here comes an insane Gryffindor!"
The Slytherin 5th years turned around just in time to see London race towards Draco, grab him by the waist and launch him onto Sid's back.
"I've got your boyfriend, Janes, and I'm not letting him go!!!!"
London raced off towards the Forbidden Forest, Draco Malfoy in tow, her insane laughter heard from as far away as Hagrid's hut.
"Gah!" Janey screamed. "London, get your sorry arse back here with my Draco!!!"
Janey kicked her mare into a gallop and raced after London and "her Draco" and followed London into the forest. The two horses raced through the forest -- Quarter Horse against Thoroughbred. They raced around trees and bushes, even passing up a centaur or unicorn. They raced for what seemed like hours before London stopped short at a cliff. She turned her gelding around to faced the incoming Janey. London took a quick peek back to Draco, who she was pleased to notice that he was pale with fear.
London smiled. "Oh, look Janey. Your poor Draco is scared shitless."
"HE IS NOT!" Janey said. "Draco is braver than Harry Potter!"
"Hell, I am scared, Janey," Draco said, staring at the land far below the cliff's edge. "Get me outta here before I tell my father."
"Tell your father what, Draco?" London asked as she nudged Draco towards the side. "That we tried to kill you? Or that Janey tried to make out with you? It's all the same."
Draco looked between Janey and London, shock etched over his features. "Y - y- you're going to kill me?"
"No you prat," Janey said riding Jem over to Sid. The two horses sniffed noses and Sid squealed at the mare. "Come on Draco, get on Jem with me."
"Merlin no! I'm not gonna let some psycho take me on her horse!"
"You already did," London said with a smile. "In spite of the fact that it was unwillingly."
Draco looked between the two women, confused as hell. Suddenly, Janey leaned over and slapped Draco.
"Get on Jem," She said through gritted teeth. "NOW!"
Draco swallowed and managed to squeak out an "Ok". He swung his left leg off Sid's back and onto Jem's, wrapping his arms tightly around Janey's waist.
"Pushy, Janes, aren't you?"
Janey rolled her eyes and took off back towards the castle, London following close behind.
London raced Janey back to the hut, outstripping the mare easily. Sid danced on the lawn as Jem raced up beside him. London quickly dismounted Sid and handed her rains to Adri. She quickly walked over to Jem and pulled Draco to the ground.
"London!" Janey shouted.
"What?! I was bored. Anyway, we have to go to, gasp!, Transfiguration next. I so wanna learn how to become an animagus."
Suddenly, Harry let out a shout. London and Janey quickly turned around to see a bit of Harry's robe sticking out Illusion's mouth. London and Janey watched Harry rub his sore ass, their bodies racked with silent laughter.
Ron ran up to Harry, pushing Adri out of the way. "What happened -- OUCH!" Ron whipped around, only to see that Illusion had just bit him in his ass this time. "Bloody sodding filly. I swear - "
"You had better not lay a single finger on my sweet filly, Ron," Janey said walking up to them. "Look at how sweet she is."
Janey began to rub Illusion's ear which caused the foal to lean into the caresses. London, too, walked up to the filly and began to massage her withers (shoulders) like a heard mate would've done if she had been wild (which the guys all thought her to be).
"That horse is mental, I'll tell ya," Harry said.
Ron and the rest of the Gryffindor and Slytherin houses all nodded their heads in agreement. (A/N: Gasp! The Slytherins just agreed with a Gryffindor! Oh whatever shall we do?!)
"Hey,"Janey said, "she's not mental. Just special."
The two boys just shook their heads as the girls put their horses away. The rest of the day went by in a haze and they went to bed that night knowing the best way to piss Harry and Ron off for weeks to come -- Lil' ol' Lusion.
Hehehehehehe... so, what do ya think? Funny? Shitty? That we need mental help? Wait, we knew that last one already. Well, time to thank the reviewers....all 3 of them:
QuidditchGirl: I'm glad that we made you laugh. That was the point of the story.... hehehe.....
Noelle: Why thank you! *blushes* I'm really glad that you liked that part.
MionePotter14: Alli! You reviewed! And you're even in here! Sorry there wasn't that much of Adri in here.... I just may have you snog with your Harry in the next chapter...... mwahahahaha...*cough* *gag* *cough* hahahahaha.....
Well, let me know if there's anything that you would like to see in the chapters to come.... anything that should happen to a certain Slytherin........ or Potions professor.... hm? Well, I'm off to write some original stories.
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