Disclaimer: Same as before. blah blah blah
A/N: There is a second part to this story and it should be up soon.. we won't be around for a while so stayed tuned.
************Critical Mass Part One***************
[School cafeteria: lunch time]
Tracy: OK, in what play can you find the quote, "In prosperity men friends may find, which in adversity be full unkind"?
Eric: Uh...
Kelso: Everyman!
Jackie: Michael how did you know that?
Kelso: You people need to stop underestimating me.
Eric: And you need to stop calling out answers. I'm trying to study here
Jackie: oh Tracy before I forget... there's a cheerleading competition this
weekend. And we need new moves... I was wondering if you could help us.
Tracy: Sure, I'd be happy to.
Fez: damn!
Tracy: Oh! Wait, Fez and I have to practice for the dance contest this weekend...
Fez: No, it's ok Tracy. You can help her when we aren't dancing. I just forgot my candy... now I'm going to be hungry all day
Jackie: Fez, Michael and I are going to the store later. You could come with
Fez: Thank you Yackie.
Jackie: Hey where's Steven?
Eric: He was mumbling something about research at the library...
Jackie: for what?
Eric: I don't know. He's probably there still
Jackie: does he even know where it is? Wait, that's Michael, I think I'll go surprise him
Eric: OK, bye, bye, now...Tracy, next one, please.
Tracy: Which poet wrote..?
Kelso: Byron!
[Jackie leaves]
Fez: Kelso shut up!
[Library]
Hyde: (muttering) Eating disorders...
[Jackie walks into the Library, immediately finds Hyde, thanks to his fro. she puts her hands over his eyes] Jackie: Guess who?
Hyde: Pam Macy?
Jackie: [smacks him playfully] NO silly!
Hyde: (turns to her) Hey. What are you doing here?
Jackie: I was just about to ask you the same thing. I didn't know you liked to read
Hyde: Well, it depends on what I'm reading...
Jackie: what are you looking up?
Hyde: Uh...Cuisine! International Cuisine...it's for a project.
Jackie: well that's not about cuisine. (Pointing to the book) are you doing an eating disorder for health class?
Hyde: Oh! Yeah, it's part of my project...the, uh, not eating of the, cuisine...
Jackie: Steven are you ok?
Hyde: Yeah. (Kisses her) I think these dusty books are getting to me...Let's get out of here
Jackie: you know who would be good to ask about this sort of thing? Mrs. Forman. She's a nurse she probably knows about this stuff.
Hyde: (scoffs) She'd kill me if I did that...
Jackie: why? I asked her about.... um. never mind maybe not
Hyde: Oh, yeah Mrs. Forman would be a good idea.
Jackie: we better go. The bell is going to ring soon.
Hyde: Yeah. Let's go. (They leave the library)
Jackie: Steven you didn't check that out.
Hyde: (puts the book down) I'll come back and get later.
Jackie: Um.... Steven I have to cancel our plans this weekend.... Tracy is going to help me with cheerleading for the competition.
Hyde: Cheerleading? We're on duty this weekend.
Jackie: At the hotel?
Hyde: Yeah, but I guess I could cover her.
Jackie: so you're not going to come see me?
Hyde: Jackie...I'll try, but I can't promise anything.
Jackie: well I guess I could always invite Michael to come.
Hyde: I'll be there.
Jackie: ok. (Bell rings) see you later. (Kisses him and walks off)
[Restaurant, that afternoon]
Tracy: So Mr. Overachiever, have fun at the library today?
Hyde: it's the library.
Tracy: Yeah, but we missed you at lunch...
Hyde: yeah so what happened?
Tracy: Michael was a big distraction, as usual...and Eric tried to kill him. It was great.
Hyde: yeah that's normal I didn't miss anything
Kelso: (walking into the kitchen) "Fair is foul and foul is fair. Hover through the fog and filthy air."
Hyde: what is he on?
Tracy: Mac Beth! (To Hyde) He's been doing that all day.
Hyde: I think he's trying to impress you.
Tracy: Annoying me, is what he's doing.
Kelso: Tracy, this Brit lit stuff is great.
Hyde: Kelso man, stop trying to impress her. She's over you and your annoying us
Kelso: Hyde, Tracy...young dramatic thespians...I don't mean to annoy you, but to enlighten you.
Tracy: I've created a monster...Michael stop it. You're creeping me out.
Hyde: do you even know what thespians means?
Kelso: Yes, Hyde! The two of you are playing your roles in this big play called life.
Hyde: [frogs Kelso] Will you stop talking like that?
Kelso: (grabs his arm) Ow! That burns with the fire of a thousand flames...
Tracy: Michael...
Hyde: [pushes him] get off man. If you think that big talk is going to impress Tracy or Jackie your wrong. Tracy is annoyed and Jackie won't understand it. So will you give up your act already?
Kelso: I'm sorry, man.... (Turns to Tracy) but you have filled me with a poetic spirit that I never knew I had.
Hyde: Kelso cut the crap!
Tracy: My sentiments exactly...
Kelso: OK fine...this stuff's only going to attract ugos anyway.
Hyde: so what are you trying to say? Tracy's an ugo?
Tracy: Hyde, don't even bother...he'll get his.
[Enter Roy] Roy: What's going on with you kids?
Tracy: Uh, work? Oh no, what time is it?
Roy: the little whiney girl is here. She needs to talk to one of you.
Hyde: Whiney girl?
Tracy/Kelso: Jackie!
Roy: yeah her
Tracy: I'm supposed to be helping her...I'll see you guys later. (Takes off her smock and hangs it up)
Jackie: [Walks in] I'm not whiney! No, I need to talk to Michael. we are reading in a play in English and I don't understand it
Kelso: Guess this stuff is paying off, huh, Hyde?
Hyde: Shut up.
Jackie: Michael, have you read Oedipus Rex?
Kelso: Ah yes...the one about the dinosaurs?
Jackie: yeah, what is it about?
Tracy: (stifling a laugh) Jackie, maybe I would be better help.
Jackie: no its alright. You have to work
Hyde: It's not about dinosaurs!
Jackie: it is to! It even has rex in the title!
Hyde: I give up...
Jackie: well then tell me what happens Steven if you know so much about it
Hyde: Well, uh, the Oedipus guy ends up having children with his mother.
Jackie: EW!!! This is just like to kill a mocking bird. See it's called to kill a mocking bird but there's no mocking bird to kill. And in this play there are no dinosaurs. Man they shouldn't lead you to believe stuff that there isn't in the story
Kelso: Yeah, Moby Dick too!
Jackie: yeah see!
Tracy: Jackie, shouldn't we get going?
Jackie: where are we going?
Tracy: Cheerleading practice?
Jackie: that was an hour ago. Fez came cause you didn't show up. he helped us though
Jackie: Steven I'm going to have a test on this tomorrow. Tell me more about this nasty guy. Why did he have kids with his mom?
Hyde: Excuse us, guys. We'll be in the dining room. (He and Jackie leave the kitchen)
[The Basement]
Jackie: I know why now I never read those books required for English. That is so nasty he killed his father, married his mother and had kids!
Donna: You're reading books for senior English?
Jackie: yeah and next we are reading the scarlet letter? That's like a letterman Jacket right?
Donna: Yeah...that's it.
Jackie: thank god! Those books are so stupid.
[Fez and Tracy are dancing behind them]
Jackie: Fez is a good dancer... they should make a book about that
Tracy: (spinning into Fez) I'd read that.
Jackie: yeah its better then a stupid book about a letterman Jacket!
Fez: Jackie its not about a.... oh never mind.... so did you work on the moves I showed you?
Jackie: yeah! We are going to do so good!
Tracy: That's great. I can't wait to see it.
Jackie: hey I got to go.... I need to study. I can't fail that test or I can't cheer.
[She gets up to leave as Hyde walks in the door]
Hyde: Hey.
Jackie: hey
Hyde: On you're way out?
Jackie: yeah I have to study. Thanks for helping earlier
Hyde: No problem. (Kisses her)
Tracy/Fez: Aww...(continue dancing)
Jackie: so I'll see you later?
Hyde: Definitely.
Jackie: ok. Bye (kisses him)
Donna: So Hyde, is it safe to say that things are OK between you two now?
(Jackie leaves)
Hyde: yeah
Donna: Good to hear. Because she's really hard to live with when she's cranky...crankier than usual.
Hyde: yeah Forman can be like that. Oh yeah so how's Madison?
Donna: The apartment isn't the best, but it's ours and I think Eric and I will be happy there.
[Eric comes down stairs]
Eric: Thanks to Kelso, I failed the test today\
Tracy: Oh no, Eric. What happened?
Eric: when I went to take the test all I could remember was me yelling at Kelso to shut up. I didn't remember a single play and I can't make it up and I have no idea what I'm getting in that class because this has been happening all year. So I have no idea if I'll get to graduate
Donna: Eric, you have to graduate! (Hugs him) I shall avenge you my love...Where's Kelso?
Eric: working
Hyde: isn't it sad Donna's more of the man in this relationship?
[School Lunch room. everyone is at the table, Hyde is making sure that Tracy eats]
Jackie: [stalks over to the table] Steven!
Hyde: (snapping out of his reverie) Huh? Yeah?
Jackie: I failed that test today. Apparently you were wrong.
Hyde: What?
Jackie: yeah I can't cheer tomorrow either! Michael must have been right about the dinosaurs!
Hyde: Jackie, I'm really sorry.
Tracy: So what are you going to do about the squad?
Jackie: I failed that test... I have to re-take it Monday. I can't go to practice or the competition or anything! I'm so mad! I'm going to the bathroom! [Walks off]
Fez: [laughs]
Hyde: What's so funny?
Fez: the reason she got an f was because the teacher thought she was cheating. She got a perfect paper but she has been failing the tests all year
Hyde: Well, she'll pass the test on Monday and prove them wrong...since when was Jackie failing?
Fez: since Kelso has been tutoring her
Tracy: Maybe I should go talk to her. (Gets up to leave)
Fez: tell her what the scarlet letter is really about in there too!
Kelso told her it was a letterman Jacket
Tracy: Will do.
Hyde: Aren't you going to finish your lunch?
Eric: you should talk you haven't even eaten. Leave her alone
Tracy: Thank you, Eric. (Leans over to Hyde) Let it go.
(Tracy picks up her books and leaves)
Eric: Hyde aren't you the least bit worried about Jackie and Kelso... them spending so much time together
Fez: yeah especially since he can't teach her anything and she can't cheer and when she can't cheer she's worse then normal
Hyde: What? Yeah, it's just that...I have nothing to worry about. Kelso's not much competition.
Fez: she thinks that the dinosaurs are what were right and that's why she failed. When she takes it again she will write that and not what you said so the teacher will think she cheated.
Hyde: You know what? There are more important things in life than stupid English tests...people's lives are in danger everyday, but we're too caught up in our own little meaningless lives to care about it!
Eric: what are you talking about Hyde?
Hyde: Nothing. I gotta go. (Gets up and leaves)
Eric: That was weird.
Fez: tell me about it you know I think there is something going on with him and Tracy.
Eric: What? They would never really...you think?
Fez: the both of them have been working a lot more lately. And Hyde cancels their dates a lot more often. And when Jackie got upset he didn't try to comfort her, what kind of boyfriend is that? He's not even worried about her spending time with Kelso because he probably is to busy spending time with Tracy to care.
Eric: Fez...as much as I would love to agree with you, I think you're making too much out of it...If there was something going on, I'd know.
Fez: no you wouldn't you moved out; he no longer has time to tell you things when you aren't there.
Eric: Oh man, you're right...I was right...they like each other. I love being right.
[The kitchen]
Tracy: Michael you should of seen it, Jackie is so mad at Hyde.
Kelso: Well she should be.
Tracy: Wait why?
Kelso: What are we talking about?
Tracy: about the test. She thinks you were right, and Hyde is out to spite her or something. .Like he rather work then see her cheer so he lied to her so she would fail the test
Kelso: Well, now it's a win-win for me. I win...and I win.
Tracy: what do you mean its win- win for you?
Kelso: Well, uh, it's not something to talk about with the ex-girlfriend, but let's just say I
[Hyde storms into the kitchen}
Hyde: I'm going to kill you!
Tracy: well I'll leave you two be.
[Walks out]
Kelso: why are you going to kill me?
Hyde: Jackie's pissed at me because she thinks that you're all-knowing when it comes to English...you either tell her the truth, or I'm going to seriously break you in half.
Kelso: the truth about what? How you love Tracy? Yeah I talked to Eric today
Hyde: What?
Kelso: yeah seems like you have a secret you need to tell Jackie too.
Hyde: Kelso, you don't know what you're talking about.
Kelso: Oh I know exactly what I'm talking about it... cause I'm thinking it!
Hyde: Are you going to tell Jackie that you lied or not?
Kelso: I will when you come clean to Jackie too!
Hyde: Come clean about what?!
[Outside the hotel]
Jackie: Hey Tracy
Tracy: Hey Jackie, are you feeling any better?
Jackie: yeah I came here so Michael could help me with my English
Tracy: Uh, I don't think that's such a great idea... Michael was misleading you with some of that stuff...ok, all of it.
Jackie: what?
[The kitchen]
Kelso: you know what I'm talking about! Do I have to spell it out for you!
Hyde: And have you spell it wrong?
Kelso: what? Y-o-u
[Outside]
Jackie: Tracy what are you talking about?
Tracy: It was funny at first, but then we realized that Michael was giving you bogus study tips...Hyde tried to fix it, but you wouldn't believe him...you wouldn't even believe me!
Jackie: what? Then why did I fail the test today?
Tracy: Your teacher thought you were cheating, but if you tell her that you had Hyde's help, I'm sure she'll keep your grade
Jackie: oh my god I have to go talk to him.
[Kitchen]
Kelso: L-o-v-e T-r-a-c-y
[Jackie walks in]
Hyde: Kelso, would you cut it out? I don't love her!
Jackie: what? Oh I can't believe you! [Runs out]
Hyde: Jackie! Dammit. (Runs out after her)
A/N: There is a second part to this story and it should be up soon.. we won't be around for a while so stayed tuned.
************Critical Mass Part One***************
[School cafeteria: lunch time]
Tracy: OK, in what play can you find the quote, "In prosperity men friends may find, which in adversity be full unkind"?
Eric: Uh...
Kelso: Everyman!
Jackie: Michael how did you know that?
Kelso: You people need to stop underestimating me.
Eric: And you need to stop calling out answers. I'm trying to study here
Jackie: oh Tracy before I forget... there's a cheerleading competition this
weekend. And we need new moves... I was wondering if you could help us.
Tracy: Sure, I'd be happy to.
Fez: damn!
Tracy: Oh! Wait, Fez and I have to practice for the dance contest this weekend...
Fez: No, it's ok Tracy. You can help her when we aren't dancing. I just forgot my candy... now I'm going to be hungry all day
Jackie: Fez, Michael and I are going to the store later. You could come with
Fez: Thank you Yackie.
Jackie: Hey where's Steven?
Eric: He was mumbling something about research at the library...
Jackie: for what?
Eric: I don't know. He's probably there still
Jackie: does he even know where it is? Wait, that's Michael, I think I'll go surprise him
Eric: OK, bye, bye, now...Tracy, next one, please.
Tracy: Which poet wrote..?
Kelso: Byron!
[Jackie leaves]
Fez: Kelso shut up!
[Library]
Hyde: (muttering) Eating disorders...
[Jackie walks into the Library, immediately finds Hyde, thanks to his fro. she puts her hands over his eyes] Jackie: Guess who?
Hyde: Pam Macy?
Jackie: [smacks him playfully] NO silly!
Hyde: (turns to her) Hey. What are you doing here?
Jackie: I was just about to ask you the same thing. I didn't know you liked to read
Hyde: Well, it depends on what I'm reading...
Jackie: what are you looking up?
Hyde: Uh...Cuisine! International Cuisine...it's for a project.
Jackie: well that's not about cuisine. (Pointing to the book) are you doing an eating disorder for health class?
Hyde: Oh! Yeah, it's part of my project...the, uh, not eating of the, cuisine...
Jackie: Steven are you ok?
Hyde: Yeah. (Kisses her) I think these dusty books are getting to me...Let's get out of here
Jackie: you know who would be good to ask about this sort of thing? Mrs. Forman. She's a nurse she probably knows about this stuff.
Hyde: (scoffs) She'd kill me if I did that...
Jackie: why? I asked her about.... um. never mind maybe not
Hyde: Oh, yeah Mrs. Forman would be a good idea.
Jackie: we better go. The bell is going to ring soon.
Hyde: Yeah. Let's go. (They leave the library)
Jackie: Steven you didn't check that out.
Hyde: (puts the book down) I'll come back and get later.
Jackie: Um.... Steven I have to cancel our plans this weekend.... Tracy is going to help me with cheerleading for the competition.
Hyde: Cheerleading? We're on duty this weekend.
Jackie: At the hotel?
Hyde: Yeah, but I guess I could cover her.
Jackie: so you're not going to come see me?
Hyde: Jackie...I'll try, but I can't promise anything.
Jackie: well I guess I could always invite Michael to come.
Hyde: I'll be there.
Jackie: ok. (Bell rings) see you later. (Kisses him and walks off)
[Restaurant, that afternoon]
Tracy: So Mr. Overachiever, have fun at the library today?
Hyde: it's the library.
Tracy: Yeah, but we missed you at lunch...
Hyde: yeah so what happened?
Tracy: Michael was a big distraction, as usual...and Eric tried to kill him. It was great.
Hyde: yeah that's normal I didn't miss anything
Kelso: (walking into the kitchen) "Fair is foul and foul is fair. Hover through the fog and filthy air."
Hyde: what is he on?
Tracy: Mac Beth! (To Hyde) He's been doing that all day.
Hyde: I think he's trying to impress you.
Tracy: Annoying me, is what he's doing.
Kelso: Tracy, this Brit lit stuff is great.
Hyde: Kelso man, stop trying to impress her. She's over you and your annoying us
Kelso: Hyde, Tracy...young dramatic thespians...I don't mean to annoy you, but to enlighten you.
Tracy: I've created a monster...Michael stop it. You're creeping me out.
Hyde: do you even know what thespians means?
Kelso: Yes, Hyde! The two of you are playing your roles in this big play called life.
Hyde: [frogs Kelso] Will you stop talking like that?
Kelso: (grabs his arm) Ow! That burns with the fire of a thousand flames...
Tracy: Michael...
Hyde: [pushes him] get off man. If you think that big talk is going to impress Tracy or Jackie your wrong. Tracy is annoyed and Jackie won't understand it. So will you give up your act already?
Kelso: I'm sorry, man.... (Turns to Tracy) but you have filled me with a poetic spirit that I never knew I had.
Hyde: Kelso cut the crap!
Tracy: My sentiments exactly...
Kelso: OK fine...this stuff's only going to attract ugos anyway.
Hyde: so what are you trying to say? Tracy's an ugo?
Tracy: Hyde, don't even bother...he'll get his.
[Enter Roy] Roy: What's going on with you kids?
Tracy: Uh, work? Oh no, what time is it?
Roy: the little whiney girl is here. She needs to talk to one of you.
Hyde: Whiney girl?
Tracy/Kelso: Jackie!
Roy: yeah her
Tracy: I'm supposed to be helping her...I'll see you guys later. (Takes off her smock and hangs it up)
Jackie: [Walks in] I'm not whiney! No, I need to talk to Michael. we are reading in a play in English and I don't understand it
Kelso: Guess this stuff is paying off, huh, Hyde?
Hyde: Shut up.
Jackie: Michael, have you read Oedipus Rex?
Kelso: Ah yes...the one about the dinosaurs?
Jackie: yeah, what is it about?
Tracy: (stifling a laugh) Jackie, maybe I would be better help.
Jackie: no its alright. You have to work
Hyde: It's not about dinosaurs!
Jackie: it is to! It even has rex in the title!
Hyde: I give up...
Jackie: well then tell me what happens Steven if you know so much about it
Hyde: Well, uh, the Oedipus guy ends up having children with his mother.
Jackie: EW!!! This is just like to kill a mocking bird. See it's called to kill a mocking bird but there's no mocking bird to kill. And in this play there are no dinosaurs. Man they shouldn't lead you to believe stuff that there isn't in the story
Kelso: Yeah, Moby Dick too!
Jackie: yeah see!
Tracy: Jackie, shouldn't we get going?
Jackie: where are we going?
Tracy: Cheerleading practice?
Jackie: that was an hour ago. Fez came cause you didn't show up. he helped us though
Jackie: Steven I'm going to have a test on this tomorrow. Tell me more about this nasty guy. Why did he have kids with his mom?
Hyde: Excuse us, guys. We'll be in the dining room. (He and Jackie leave the kitchen)
[The Basement]
Jackie: I know why now I never read those books required for English. That is so nasty he killed his father, married his mother and had kids!
Donna: You're reading books for senior English?
Jackie: yeah and next we are reading the scarlet letter? That's like a letterman Jacket right?
Donna: Yeah...that's it.
Jackie: thank god! Those books are so stupid.
[Fez and Tracy are dancing behind them]
Jackie: Fez is a good dancer... they should make a book about that
Tracy: (spinning into Fez) I'd read that.
Jackie: yeah its better then a stupid book about a letterman Jacket!
Fez: Jackie its not about a.... oh never mind.... so did you work on the moves I showed you?
Jackie: yeah! We are going to do so good!
Tracy: That's great. I can't wait to see it.
Jackie: hey I got to go.... I need to study. I can't fail that test or I can't cheer.
[She gets up to leave as Hyde walks in the door]
Hyde: Hey.
Jackie: hey
Hyde: On you're way out?
Jackie: yeah I have to study. Thanks for helping earlier
Hyde: No problem. (Kisses her)
Tracy/Fez: Aww...(continue dancing)
Jackie: so I'll see you later?
Hyde: Definitely.
Jackie: ok. Bye (kisses him)
Donna: So Hyde, is it safe to say that things are OK between you two now?
(Jackie leaves)
Hyde: yeah
Donna: Good to hear. Because she's really hard to live with when she's cranky...crankier than usual.
Hyde: yeah Forman can be like that. Oh yeah so how's Madison?
Donna: The apartment isn't the best, but it's ours and I think Eric and I will be happy there.
[Eric comes down stairs]
Eric: Thanks to Kelso, I failed the test today\
Tracy: Oh no, Eric. What happened?
Eric: when I went to take the test all I could remember was me yelling at Kelso to shut up. I didn't remember a single play and I can't make it up and I have no idea what I'm getting in that class because this has been happening all year. So I have no idea if I'll get to graduate
Donna: Eric, you have to graduate! (Hugs him) I shall avenge you my love...Where's Kelso?
Eric: working
Hyde: isn't it sad Donna's more of the man in this relationship?
[School Lunch room. everyone is at the table, Hyde is making sure that Tracy eats]
Jackie: [stalks over to the table] Steven!
Hyde: (snapping out of his reverie) Huh? Yeah?
Jackie: I failed that test today. Apparently you were wrong.
Hyde: What?
Jackie: yeah I can't cheer tomorrow either! Michael must have been right about the dinosaurs!
Hyde: Jackie, I'm really sorry.
Tracy: So what are you going to do about the squad?
Jackie: I failed that test... I have to re-take it Monday. I can't go to practice or the competition or anything! I'm so mad! I'm going to the bathroom! [Walks off]
Fez: [laughs]
Hyde: What's so funny?
Fez: the reason she got an f was because the teacher thought she was cheating. She got a perfect paper but she has been failing the tests all year
Hyde: Well, she'll pass the test on Monday and prove them wrong...since when was Jackie failing?
Fez: since Kelso has been tutoring her
Tracy: Maybe I should go talk to her. (Gets up to leave)
Fez: tell her what the scarlet letter is really about in there too!
Kelso told her it was a letterman Jacket
Tracy: Will do.
Hyde: Aren't you going to finish your lunch?
Eric: you should talk you haven't even eaten. Leave her alone
Tracy: Thank you, Eric. (Leans over to Hyde) Let it go.
(Tracy picks up her books and leaves)
Eric: Hyde aren't you the least bit worried about Jackie and Kelso... them spending so much time together
Fez: yeah especially since he can't teach her anything and she can't cheer and when she can't cheer she's worse then normal
Hyde: What? Yeah, it's just that...I have nothing to worry about. Kelso's not much competition.
Fez: she thinks that the dinosaurs are what were right and that's why she failed. When she takes it again she will write that and not what you said so the teacher will think she cheated.
Hyde: You know what? There are more important things in life than stupid English tests...people's lives are in danger everyday, but we're too caught up in our own little meaningless lives to care about it!
Eric: what are you talking about Hyde?
Hyde: Nothing. I gotta go. (Gets up and leaves)
Eric: That was weird.
Fez: tell me about it you know I think there is something going on with him and Tracy.
Eric: What? They would never really...you think?
Fez: the both of them have been working a lot more lately. And Hyde cancels their dates a lot more often. And when Jackie got upset he didn't try to comfort her, what kind of boyfriend is that? He's not even worried about her spending time with Kelso because he probably is to busy spending time with Tracy to care.
Eric: Fez...as much as I would love to agree with you, I think you're making too much out of it...If there was something going on, I'd know.
Fez: no you wouldn't you moved out; he no longer has time to tell you things when you aren't there.
Eric: Oh man, you're right...I was right...they like each other. I love being right.
[The kitchen]
Tracy: Michael you should of seen it, Jackie is so mad at Hyde.
Kelso: Well she should be.
Tracy: Wait why?
Kelso: What are we talking about?
Tracy: about the test. She thinks you were right, and Hyde is out to spite her or something. .Like he rather work then see her cheer so he lied to her so she would fail the test
Kelso: Well, now it's a win-win for me. I win...and I win.
Tracy: what do you mean its win- win for you?
Kelso: Well, uh, it's not something to talk about with the ex-girlfriend, but let's just say I
[Hyde storms into the kitchen}
Hyde: I'm going to kill you!
Tracy: well I'll leave you two be.
[Walks out]
Kelso: why are you going to kill me?
Hyde: Jackie's pissed at me because she thinks that you're all-knowing when it comes to English...you either tell her the truth, or I'm going to seriously break you in half.
Kelso: the truth about what? How you love Tracy? Yeah I talked to Eric today
Hyde: What?
Kelso: yeah seems like you have a secret you need to tell Jackie too.
Hyde: Kelso, you don't know what you're talking about.
Kelso: Oh I know exactly what I'm talking about it... cause I'm thinking it!
Hyde: Are you going to tell Jackie that you lied or not?
Kelso: I will when you come clean to Jackie too!
Hyde: Come clean about what?!
[Outside the hotel]
Jackie: Hey Tracy
Tracy: Hey Jackie, are you feeling any better?
Jackie: yeah I came here so Michael could help me with my English
Tracy: Uh, I don't think that's such a great idea... Michael was misleading you with some of that stuff...ok, all of it.
Jackie: what?
[The kitchen]
Kelso: you know what I'm talking about! Do I have to spell it out for you!
Hyde: And have you spell it wrong?
Kelso: what? Y-o-u
[Outside]
Jackie: Tracy what are you talking about?
Tracy: It was funny at first, but then we realized that Michael was giving you bogus study tips...Hyde tried to fix it, but you wouldn't believe him...you wouldn't even believe me!
Jackie: what? Then why did I fail the test today?
Tracy: Your teacher thought you were cheating, but if you tell her that you had Hyde's help, I'm sure she'll keep your grade
Jackie: oh my god I have to go talk to him.
[Kitchen]
Kelso: L-o-v-e T-r-a-c-y
[Jackie walks in]
Hyde: Kelso, would you cut it out? I don't love her!
Jackie: what? Oh I can't believe you! [Runs out]
Hyde: Jackie! Dammit. (Runs out after her)
