Thefly: oh no the straw that broke the camels back will be much better*cackles evily*

Vivwiel: he has hust come from the thmb of moldie voldie and he is unsecure

Chapter 6

A/N Here it is what Hermione's like when she's drunk!

That night she sat Harry down.

'Harry I have something to tell you about my past.'

'Yes Hermi?'

'Um Wand.' She stuck out her hand.

'Don't you trust me?'

'No!' He handed her the wand.

'Okay Harry please don't be mad about this. Petrificus Totalus.' He was paralyzed on the couch as set her eyes on her hands she told him the story.

When she reached the end she looked up at his eyes. They looked confused.

'I couldn't help it. You know what I'm like when I'm drunk.' The look in his eyes told her he did.

*Flashback*

It was spring in 6th year and it was a Hogsmeade weekend. Benjy was staying in the hospital wing all night and Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny were at the dance club in the village. They were all buzzed but none more so than Hermione she was on her fifth martini and she was having the time of her life.

She and Harry were dancing to the Weird Sisters when it first began to show how drunk she was.

'Whoa Hermione slow down!'

'Oh Garry live a little.'

'Did you just call me Garry?'

'Of courthe not Larry.' She fell into him as she spun and it took her a minute to steady herself.

'Damn floor'th uneven'. She yelled to the bar tender 'you need a new floor buddy!' he smiled.

'We get that a lot.'

'Harry I get anoter drink.'

'Hermi I think you've had enough.'

'Not till Millicent thingth.'

'What?'

'You knows! De fat girl!' Harry laughed lightly.

'You know Harry I'm gonna goes to the moon!'

'Really?'

'Yup me and my pink kitty cat!' Harry tried not to piss himself from laughing. It was the next thing she said that made him go to he wall and slam up agianst it five hundred times.

'And my brick named Bowser.' Harry did as afore mentioned while Hermione bumped into people on the dance floor.

Ginny and Ron came up to them then.

'Hey mate your gonna give yourself a rotten headache doing that.'

'I'm (bam) hoping to (bam) pass out (bam) until she's (bam bam) sober (BAM)' Ron stifled a laugh.

'I'm serious. I can't take any more bricks named Bowser. (bam bam bam bam)

'NOOO!' Hermione whined coming up to them

'What?' Ginny asked.

'His name is Powser!'

'You said Bowser!

'Didn't'

'DID!'

'Don't yell at me!' Hermione cried. Harry continued to bang his head agianst the wall. Ginny went over to Hermione and holding her shoulders led her to a chair.

'Sit down Hermione.' She whispered. Like a little child Hermione obeyed.

'Harry mate cut that out we need to think.' Reluctantly Harry sat and put his now aching head in his hands.

'Honestly some people are bad when they're drunk but-' Harry was interrupted by Hermione

'Twinkle Twinkle ittle sar How I woner what oo are!'

'But she is BAD.'

'I am not I am a good girl! Ginny's bad!'

'Okay whatever!'

'Ha ha Ginny's you're bad!'

'How do we get her back to the castle?'

'Broom?'

'She's scared of heights at the best of times!'

'So. She won't remember this. At least if I were her I'd hope I didn't.'

'Okay. Whose broom?'

'Your girlfriend.'

'Oh man!'

So they lead Hermione outside while she babbled on about how she liked pickles and hated 'ucky old coocumberth!' They put her on a broom, which she fell right off of. Harry preformed a trick gluing charm along with a time controlled Jelly legs. Yes sir tomorrow at noon Hermione would be a bit unsteady.

She clutched to him through the whole ride and halfway there she cried,

'I don't feel so good.' Right before she threw up.

'Neither does my broom.' Harry moaned. He didn't fell so hot him self.

'Ohh a castle! I'm a princess!' Hermione said pointing at Hogwarts which was up ahead.

'Yeah.'

'AND YOU'RE MY PRINCE!'

'Shhh Hermione.'

'That's quite all right Mr. Potter.' A shrill voice called.

'Err… Malfunctioning hair tonic Professor. She'll be fine tomorrow.' Ginny called and they rushed Hermione to the next set of stairs.

'Harry I'm seepy!' she said when they were one flight away.

'Hang on we're almost there.' They got to the portrait of the fat lady.

'WAKE UP!' Hermione cried.

'Why I never!'

'Drobbles Gum!' they pushed Hermione through the portrait hole. She lay down on a couch and curled up.

'Hermione' Harry said gently smoothing back her hair.' you have to go to your room!'

'Go way.'

'C'mon.' He haled her up and careful not to wake the others in her room helped her to bed. She leaned on him as he unzipped her dress slipped on a nightgown and laided her in bed. She fell asleep immediately. He smoothed back her hair once more and kissed her,

'I love you Hermione.' He left the room and she was snoring lightly.

When he got downstairs He, Ron, and Ginny looked at each other and burst into hysterics.

The next morning Hermione moaned after having given up everything she had eaten since the day she was born. She stumbled up and into the common room Harry, Ron, and Ginny were down there.

'Morning sleepyhead.' Harry said when he saw her.' Have a good sleep?'

'No if you must know.' She stumbled into a chair. 'Whoa hold on I'm spinning,' she murmured holding her head.

'Quite an interesting night wouldn't you say Garry?' Ron asked jovially.

'Quite right, I do hope my broom can be cleaned.' He smirked and winced. Truth be told his head hurt too though he did manage to keep last nights dinner down. Barely.

'Will you please shut up? You're talking too loud!'

'Sorry Princess Hermione of the Pink Kitty cat.'

'I'm not gonna live this down am I?' Ginny shook her head grinning.

'Nope don't think so. Truthfully am I really a bad girl?'

'Shut your trap.' Hermione moaned. Harry took pity on her.

'C'mon babe lets get you back into bed.' He led her upstairs and into bed drawing her hangings so no light could come in.

'Do you want anything?'

'A sleeping pill and an aspirin and a razor with a chart of the human arteries.'

'Aspirin coming up. A sleeping pill might upset your stomach. And I want to keep my girlfriend' She nodded to weak to say anything. He came back with a pain relief potion and Hermione drank it gratefully. He cajoled her into eating some dry toast but even that came back up. Finally he left her to sleep and went to play with Benjy.

She was better on Monday but after classes she was exhausted and had no appetite.

'Remind me never to drink again.' She moaned to Harry that night as he rubbed the kinks out of her back.

'Yes ma'am' he had replied smiling.

*End flashback*

A/N *grins evilly* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA