Disclaimer: If I owned Spongebob, I wouldn't be wasting my time writing fan
fiction for a non-profit site like this one.
This is based on a joke: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Bob!
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Bob: Are ya ready, slaves?
Slaves: Aye aye master!
Bob: I can't heeear you...
Slaves: AYE AYE MASTER!
Bob: Whooooooooo rules a big Viking ship sailing the sea?
Slaves: BOB THE VIKING!
Bob: All roly-poly and limbless is he!
Slaves: BOB THE VIKING!
Bob: If cheap entertainment be something you wish,
Slaves: BOB THE VIKING!
Bob: Put him in water; he floats like a fish!
Slaves: BOB THE VIKING!
Bob: Ready?
Bob and Slaves: BOB THE VIKING!
BOB THE VIKING!
BOB THE VIKING!
Bob: Bob the Viking!
Flute: do da lee do lee do, do do!
This is based on a joke: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Bob!
***
Bob: Are ya ready, slaves?
Slaves: Aye aye master!
Bob: I can't heeear you...
Slaves: AYE AYE MASTER!
Bob: Whooooooooo rules a big Viking ship sailing the sea?
Slaves: BOB THE VIKING!
Bob: All roly-poly and limbless is he!
Slaves: BOB THE VIKING!
Bob: If cheap entertainment be something you wish,
Slaves: BOB THE VIKING!
Bob: Put him in water; he floats like a fish!
Slaves: BOB THE VIKING!
Bob: Ready?
Bob and Slaves: BOB THE VIKING!
BOB THE VIKING!
BOB THE VIKING!
Bob: Bob the Viking!
Flute: do da lee do lee do, do do!
