Been a long time, but I'm back again, with some musings and Q&A from Soul Reaver, and now Blood Omen 2!
~ I assume that all of us playing Blood Omen 2 are, in fact, human. Why then is it so gratifying to beat humans to a bloody pulp and suck the life force out of them?
~ Look at how Umah walks. She is either A.) incredibly inebriated, or B.) much too top-heavy to keep herself upright. Personally, I think it's a wee bit of both.
~ If you were to tattoo all the clan symbols on your body, wouldn't it look cool?
~ Why is all the dialogue SO cryptic? Instead of Kain's little foreshadowing about how it was foolish to trust Umah, wouldn't it have been easier to say "Yeah, the chick with the freakishly large breasts? THAT BITCH IS A TRAITOR!" And it would have been quite in character, methinks.
~ It's amazing how much easier it is to be fond of Kain when he's a leather-clad bishonen badass with a nice tummy. But, that's just me.
~ BO2 Kain could give SR's hot Lieutenants a run for their money...
~ "FAUSTUS IS A DOUCHEBAG!" is a completely rational battle cry when one is frustrated beyond all reason.
~ This plagues me still: WHERE THE HELL IS TUREL?!
~ A lot of the writing in Meridian looks French, has anyone else noticed that?
~ Sarafan, with the exception of the bondage gear-wearing, undead variety, should be shot.
~ VAMPIRES ARE MISUNDERSTOOD, I TELL YOU! Well, the cute ones are, anyway.
~ Post-evolution-Rahab looks like a Goth merman on crack.
~ Dumah is ungrateful. Ya bring him back to life, and STILL he tries to kill you. "I'M SMALLER THAN YOU! LEAVE ME ALONE!"
~ I still don't like Ariel or Zephon, but I have a whole new respect for Kain.
~ Pre-evolution Dumah bears a striking resemblance to the Scorpion King, no?
~ Why, oh why can't Vampire Raziel and BO2 Kain be in a video game together? THINK of the female audience it would attract!
~ The creators HAD to make the other Lieutenants hideously deformed. Otherwise, no girls or controversial guys could bring themselves to kill 'em. "HE'S TRYING TO EAT ME! But...he's...SO HOT!"
~ Kain has one hell of an evil laugh.
~ I assume that all of us playing Blood Omen 2 are, in fact, human. Why then is it so gratifying to beat humans to a bloody pulp and suck the life force out of them?
~ Look at how Umah walks. She is either A.) incredibly inebriated, or B.) much too top-heavy to keep herself upright. Personally, I think it's a wee bit of both.
~ If you were to tattoo all the clan symbols on your body, wouldn't it look cool?
~ Why is all the dialogue SO cryptic? Instead of Kain's little foreshadowing about how it was foolish to trust Umah, wouldn't it have been easier to say "Yeah, the chick with the freakishly large breasts? THAT BITCH IS A TRAITOR!" And it would have been quite in character, methinks.
~ It's amazing how much easier it is to be fond of Kain when he's a leather-clad bishonen badass with a nice tummy. But, that's just me.
~ BO2 Kain could give SR's hot Lieutenants a run for their money...
~ "FAUSTUS IS A DOUCHEBAG!" is a completely rational battle cry when one is frustrated beyond all reason.
~ This plagues me still: WHERE THE HELL IS TUREL?!
~ A lot of the writing in Meridian looks French, has anyone else noticed that?
~ Sarafan, with the exception of the bondage gear-wearing, undead variety, should be shot.
~ VAMPIRES ARE MISUNDERSTOOD, I TELL YOU! Well, the cute ones are, anyway.
~ Post-evolution-Rahab looks like a Goth merman on crack.
~ Dumah is ungrateful. Ya bring him back to life, and STILL he tries to kill you. "I'M SMALLER THAN YOU! LEAVE ME ALONE!"
~ I still don't like Ariel or Zephon, but I have a whole new respect for Kain.
~ Pre-evolution Dumah bears a striking resemblance to the Scorpion King, no?
~ Why, oh why can't Vampire Raziel and BO2 Kain be in a video game together? THINK of the female audience it would attract!
~ The creators HAD to make the other Lieutenants hideously deformed. Otherwise, no girls or controversial guys could bring themselves to kill 'em. "HE'S TRYING TO EAT ME! But...he's...SO HOT!"
~ Kain has one hell of an evil laugh.
