My newest parody, over my favorite play by William Shakespeare. Here is a
list of who the people are going to be. Oh, yeah, I don't own Hey Arnold!
Any more then I own World Peace. Which I don't. Nor do I own A Midsummer
Night Dream.
Lysander=Arnie Hermia=Lila Demetrius=Arnold Helena=Helga Hippolyta=Nadine Theseus=Pea Pod Kid Oberon=Curly Titania=Rhonda Puck=Gerald Peaseblossom=Ruth Cobweb=Marie Moth=Connie Mustardseed=Patty Fairy=Phoebe Egeus=Oscar Philostrate=dude Robin S=Park Peter Quince=Tucker Nick Bottom=Harold Francis Flute=Sid Tom Snout=Stinky Snug=Eugene Added Charcters Narrator=Grandpa Egeus' Wife=Suzy And many more,
Yeah! The list is done! Oh, yeah, on with the play!
Narrator: At the place in.Manitoba, Oh wait that's not a state, it's a Province! Arnold, you're going to be a Canadian! Oh, wait wrong story, at a palace in some-made-up-country, King Pea Pod Kid was in a pickle, while his soon-to-be-wife could only chuckle.
King Pea Pod: "This is a terrible, terrible pickle I'm in."
Nadine: *snickers*
Narrator: You see, the king had steeped on a pickle and his toe got stuck inside the pickle. He also had a problem with Arnie and Arnold and who should get to marry Lila.
Arnold: "Look, I have an arrangement with Oscar and Suzy, Lord and Lady of Yankee, to be married to their daughter Lila."
Arnie: "But I *snort* love her. I like to count the ways I love Lila."
Lila: "I'm ever so sorry Arnold, but I love him, and couldn't we just drop the whole thing?"
Arnold: "Our Parent's arranged it, not me!"
Nadine: "Only the people who arranged it can undo it."
Enter Helga.
Helga: "Are you fighting over this again? Crimany! Lila, why don't you wait until Miles and Stella get back, or Grand Steely Phil? Gertie can't do anything about."
Arnold: "Why don't you stay out of it Helga?"
Helga: "Yeah, right, I am having more fun watching this then Wrestlemania! (to herself) stupid football head which I happen to love."
Arnold: "What was that?"
Helga: "Nothing, density boy."
Enter Oscar and Suzy.
Oscar: "Are those two married yet? When do I get to see the Wedding?"
Lila: "I don't want to marry Arnold, Dad!"
Oscar: "Don't tell me you're still going out with that rugby headed kid are you?"
Lila: "But I love him ever so much!"
Suzy: "I'm sorry sweetie, but we can't change anything until Miles, Stella, or Grandpa get back."
Narrator: That's right, if I'm not there to speak as Arnold's parent, then no deal, not with out Miles or Stella. Don't worry, as the Narrator, I'll try to slow the wedding.
Lila: "Thank you Phil."
Narrator: You're welcome. Any way, Arnold, Oscar, Suzy, and Helga exit, but not before Helga threw a spitball at the back of Arnold's head.
Arnold: "Ouch!"
Helga: "I have to listen to the Narrator."
Exit Arnold, Oscar, Suzy, and Helga.
Lila: "Let's runaway together, away from this madness, before Oscar gets me in a wedding dress."
Arnie: *Snort* "Okay."
Narrator: And with that Arnie and Lila left to make there plans so the King and Queen wouldn't overhear.
King Pea Pod: "But we know already that they are going to run away."
Nadine: "But we can't tell because the narrator told us not to."
King Pea Pod: "When?"
Narrator: NOW!
King Pea Pod: "oh,"
***How do you like it so far? Oh, yeah, don't forget to check out Lila's story.
Lysander=Arnie Hermia=Lila Demetrius=Arnold Helena=Helga Hippolyta=Nadine Theseus=Pea Pod Kid Oberon=Curly Titania=Rhonda Puck=Gerald Peaseblossom=Ruth Cobweb=Marie Moth=Connie Mustardseed=Patty Fairy=Phoebe Egeus=Oscar Philostrate=dude Robin S=Park Peter Quince=Tucker Nick Bottom=Harold Francis Flute=Sid Tom Snout=Stinky Snug=Eugene Added Charcters Narrator=Grandpa Egeus' Wife=Suzy And many more,
Yeah! The list is done! Oh, yeah, on with the play!
Narrator: At the place in.Manitoba, Oh wait that's not a state, it's a Province! Arnold, you're going to be a Canadian! Oh, wait wrong story, at a palace in some-made-up-country, King Pea Pod Kid was in a pickle, while his soon-to-be-wife could only chuckle.
King Pea Pod: "This is a terrible, terrible pickle I'm in."
Nadine: *snickers*
Narrator: You see, the king had steeped on a pickle and his toe got stuck inside the pickle. He also had a problem with Arnie and Arnold and who should get to marry Lila.
Arnold: "Look, I have an arrangement with Oscar and Suzy, Lord and Lady of Yankee, to be married to their daughter Lila."
Arnie: "But I *snort* love her. I like to count the ways I love Lila."
Lila: "I'm ever so sorry Arnold, but I love him, and couldn't we just drop the whole thing?"
Arnold: "Our Parent's arranged it, not me!"
Nadine: "Only the people who arranged it can undo it."
Enter Helga.
Helga: "Are you fighting over this again? Crimany! Lila, why don't you wait until Miles and Stella get back, or Grand Steely Phil? Gertie can't do anything about."
Arnold: "Why don't you stay out of it Helga?"
Helga: "Yeah, right, I am having more fun watching this then Wrestlemania! (to herself) stupid football head which I happen to love."
Arnold: "What was that?"
Helga: "Nothing, density boy."
Enter Oscar and Suzy.
Oscar: "Are those two married yet? When do I get to see the Wedding?"
Lila: "I don't want to marry Arnold, Dad!"
Oscar: "Don't tell me you're still going out with that rugby headed kid are you?"
Lila: "But I love him ever so much!"
Suzy: "I'm sorry sweetie, but we can't change anything until Miles, Stella, or Grandpa get back."
Narrator: That's right, if I'm not there to speak as Arnold's parent, then no deal, not with out Miles or Stella. Don't worry, as the Narrator, I'll try to slow the wedding.
Lila: "Thank you Phil."
Narrator: You're welcome. Any way, Arnold, Oscar, Suzy, and Helga exit, but not before Helga threw a spitball at the back of Arnold's head.
Arnold: "Ouch!"
Helga: "I have to listen to the Narrator."
Exit Arnold, Oscar, Suzy, and Helga.
Lila: "Let's runaway together, away from this madness, before Oscar gets me in a wedding dress."
Arnie: *Snort* "Okay."
Narrator: And with that Arnie and Lila left to make there plans so the King and Queen wouldn't overhear.
King Pea Pod: "But we know already that they are going to run away."
Nadine: "But we can't tell because the narrator told us not to."
King Pea Pod: "When?"
Narrator: NOW!
King Pea Pod: "oh,"
***How do you like it so far? Oh, yeah, don't forget to check out Lila's story.
