NOTE: I do not own Hey Arnold, A Midsummer Night's Dream, all I own is a peanut butter cup that I bought for about 50 cents. Oh, yeah, sorry for the list and it being confusing. It just doesn't like one enter..

Narrator: Later that day, several town guys are talking about doing something for the Wedding of King Pea Pod and Nadine.

Tucker: "I think we should do something for the Wedding."

Harold: "We could play a basketball game!"

Sid: "Do we have enough people for a basketball game?"

Tucker: "We could do synchronized swimming again."

Stinky: "We could play basketball-synchronized-swimming!"

Eugene: "That's a great idea!" (Trips on a banana.) "I'm okay."

Harold: "Then we would be girly!"

Sid: "But girls like guys who are 'sensitive'."

Stinky: "He is right, and I heard some of the girls like guys who are creative, like the guy who invented lemon puddin'!"

Narrator: So it was decided, they were going to basketball-synchronized- swimming. Oh, and later they decided to practice at the pond in the forest where Lila and Arnie were going to meet. Now that we are done with that scene we can get on to more important things, like Fairy Queens and Kings. Look! We went to the forest to spy on them!

Phoebe: "I better not meet up with any of Curly's crew while scouting out for the Queen."

Narrator: Look, you know and I know that you want to see if Gerald is here so you have an excuse to talk with him. Speak of the devil, there he is now.

Gerald: "Excuse me fine fairy, but I was wondering if you know of Rhonda, Queen of the Fairies. My master doesn't want to tangle up with his all too knowing wife."

Phoebe: "I was sent to see if Curly, the King of the Fairies, even dared to cross her path."

Gerald: "Well, it looks like they are going to fight."

Phoebe: "How can you tell?"

Gerald: "Look over at them, they, or at least she, is shooting daggers out of her eyes."

Narrator: Yes, Gerald had noticed that Queen Rhonda had entered the clearing at the same time King Curly did, but Curly had more of a loving look in his eyes.

Curly: "You are never going to believe me that I didn't sleep with Ruth?"

Rhonda: "When I have proof."

Curly: "I'll be going now, see you on the flip side Rhonda."

Rhonda: "That's Queen Rhonda to you."

Curly: "To think I freed all the animals at the zoo for her."

Exit Curly

Rhonda: "Come on Phoebe, don't hang around that thing."

Exit Rhonda

Phoebe: "Got to go."

Gerald: "Yeah, see ya."

Exit Phoebe and Gerald, opposite ways.

Narrator: Ohh, did you see the sparks fly! I'm not only talking about Rhonda's rage. Is that Lila and Arnie? Who else?"

Lila: "How is this going to take?"

Arnie: *snort* "We'll have to sleep here tonight."

Narrator: Yeah, I'm going to stop here for now. My mouth is tried.

Author: You can't stop now!

Narrator: Not if I change your words.

Author: Fine. Well, tune in next time. I got to work on Lila's story anyway.