A/N: This is not a fluffy romance fic, otherwise it'd be in the romance
section. So those who want fluffy romance, go away! This is kick-butt
action and stuff like that!
Disclaimer: Would I be doing this if I owned Artemis Fowl? Really, would I? Exactly.
Summary: Artemis has become #1 on the hit list of the Russian mafia after the 'Arctic Incident' because of the dissapearing money, so now he's being hunted down, meanwhile underground, Holly and Root are being victims to freak accidentsand barely getting away alive. I'm so evil!
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Artemis Fowl: Enemies' Revenge
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A/N: Corny title huh?
*Fowl Manor, Dublin, Ireland;10:09 p.m.*
Artemis sat in his comfortable, black, leather chair as he reminisced about his latest excursion with the fairies. He, Butler, Holly, Root, Foaly, Trouble, and Chix called it simply, 'The Arctic Incident' but LEP rules forced them to file it as, 'Project X196847636AFFIR-LZ42-SRDF856' for no apparent reason, the LEP's downfall was a lack of organization, although AFFIR meant, 'Artemis Fowl's Father In Russia' which made some sense, but who cares? Artemis didn't. After the Arctic Incident, Artemis got one of those home gyms as a way to keep his promise from on the train about working out. Artemis now had a well-toned body and was working on a six- pack, but he was still pale as ever. He was unkowingly playing around with the medalion Holly had given him, Artemis never took it off, not even in the shower, and Artemis decided to take a relaxing bath just then. "Butler! If anyone calls for me I'm not available! I'm taking a bath!" Artemis called out.
"Yes, Master Artemis." Butler replied.
"Thank you Butler! And just say Artemis!" Artemis yelled back, they weren't in the same room after all.
It was about 8 months after the Arctic Incident, Artemis's father was back, although he had to get a prosthetic leg. He and Angeline, Artemis's mom, were almost never apart. As of now, they and Juliet were in China to visit the hot springs and were going to be gone for a month. So it was just Butler and Artemis. Artemis picked out a change of clothes and proceeded to his extravagantly designed and extremely large, private bathroom. It had a tub that was probably nearly 4 feet dee, and it was about 7 feet long, a hot tub the size of your average wading pool, marble flooring, and the best soaps and shampoos, not to mention a large stereo system to listen to classical music, Artemis always went out of his way to sit in the lap of luxury. He stripped down and took a bath. He was glad that the LEP pulled security, otherwise he would be a bit nervous about taking a bath, he would probably have had a bubble bath to conceal his, yeah.
*LEP HQ's, Haven; 6 minutes earlier*
"Commander! Why do we have to watch Fowl! We were supposed to have pulled security from Fowl Manor! I feel so dirty about the whole thing of putting that microcam in the coin!" Holly yelled at Commander Root.
"I know you feel bad about the whole thing but the Council has ordered it, they think Fowl's been to quiet lately and they don't believe he's as reformed as we do." Root replied.
"He's right Holly, you might as well, don't want to get in the Council's bad book again do you?" Foaly said.
"Grrr...Fine, but only for a few minutes." Holly sighed, giving in.
"Good, otherwise I'd have strapped you to a chairand forced you to watch it." Root said and walked off.
Foaly and Holly went to the Ops booth and turned on the cam, then he walked off to the bathroom. Holly sat in the chair thinking over the latest excursion with the 'Fowl Boy' again. Then she was snapped out of her reverie when she heard, "I'm taking a bath!"
"Oh crap! How do I turn it off!" Holly groaned. She searched frantically over all 15 square feet of the control panel for the button to kill the connection.
"Stupid Foaly, not labeling all of the god damn buttons. Grrrr, when I get my hands on him! How long does it take to go to the bathroom!" Holly complained. She looked up at the screen, then promptly got a nosebleed and looked back down, finding some tissues and plugging her nose.
"FOALY! GET YOUR HAIRY BEHIND OVER HERE!" Holly screeched. She heard the pneumatic doors hiss when they opened then closed. "WHERE'S THE SWITCH TO TURN IT OFF D'ARVIT!"
"Oh my..." Foaly said when he saw the screen and promptly lookeddown at the control panel and flipped the bright, neon pink, flashing button in the middle of the control panel. He saw the semi-bloody tissue in Holly's nose and couldn't help but giggle a little and received a quick jab in the stomach and he couldn't help but grunt in pain.
"Never. Tell. Anyone. Got it?" Holly said angrily, but still pink in the cheeks.
"Crystal." Foaly said and grabbed his stomach.
She went to walk out the doors and when she was about to get out of the hallway a runaway cart came out of nowhere and struck her down and her world went black.
*Fowl Manor, Dublin, Ireland; 10:13*
Artemis jerked all of a sudden and a feeling of dread came over him. Artemis decided on not getting his bath robe on, feeling that something bad was going to happen, Artemis prepared for the worst. He put on sweat pants and a blue tank top on. He tucked a .50 Desert Eagle fully loaded into the pocket on his right side. He found Butler in the main hall.
"Butler, I think something bad is going to happen." Artemis said.
"Me too Artemis." Butler replied.
How right they were. Because just then, six figures burst through the window over the main door. When they landed, Artemis could see that the figures were dressed in all black, black combat boots, black pants, black gloves, black turtlenecks, black skullcaps, and they wore night vision goggles over their eyes and the lenses glowed red, giving them a very intimidating feel, not to mention that they had 9 inch daggers strapped to their ankles and they were holding what appeared to be M-4 Carbine Shotguns. It also looked like they had body armor on as well. Artemis and Butler weren't afraid, the body armor would work as well as butter against a hot knife.
"Surrender now and you'll die a quick and painless death." said one of the six.
"How about I introduce you to my little friend I like to call, 50 caliber Desert Eagle?" said Artemis and right on cue, Artemis and Butler opened fire on the surprised terrorists. One took a shot in the face from the .50 Desert Eagle, blowing a 6 inch hole right in the middle of his face going all the way through, a gush of blood flying forwards and back, not to mention sending him flying back about 2 feet. Another was taken down by Butler's Sig Sauer after being shot in the shoulder sending him spinning full circle. By that time the opposing force opened fire to, but Artemis and Butler had taken cover behind two columns on the opposite side of the room. The M-4's were on burst shooting 4 or 5 rounds per pull. One was shot by Artemis in the place no man wants to be hit and his crotch was replaced by thin air and blood and he had done half a front flip, landing on his head, snapping his neck and fracturing his skull. Another got a head shot from Artemis. Then Artemis got clipped on the shoulder, making him let loose a yelp of pain and grab his shoulder, hiding behind the column. The guy who shot Artemis lost his life by a bullet that found its way through his head, sending brain matter over the two remaining terrorists, who were promptly shot by two neutrino shots from behind the door. Knock knock.
"Ah, the LEP, come in, make yourselves at home, and please tell me, what's my crime this time?" Artemis said, clutching his bleeding shoulder.
~FIN~
A/N: So, what do you think? Tell me if it was good or bad, remember, this is my first fic in the Artemis Fowl fandom so be nice please. Read my other stories too!
Disclaimer: Would I be doing this if I owned Artemis Fowl? Really, would I? Exactly.
Summary: Artemis has become #1 on the hit list of the Russian mafia after the 'Arctic Incident' because of the dissapearing money, so now he's being hunted down, meanwhile underground, Holly and Root are being victims to freak accidentsand barely getting away alive. I'm so evil!
__________________________________________
Artemis Fowl: Enemies' Revenge
______________________________
A/N: Corny title huh?
*Fowl Manor, Dublin, Ireland;10:09 p.m.*
Artemis sat in his comfortable, black, leather chair as he reminisced about his latest excursion with the fairies. He, Butler, Holly, Root, Foaly, Trouble, and Chix called it simply, 'The Arctic Incident' but LEP rules forced them to file it as, 'Project X196847636AFFIR-LZ42-SRDF856' for no apparent reason, the LEP's downfall was a lack of organization, although AFFIR meant, 'Artemis Fowl's Father In Russia' which made some sense, but who cares? Artemis didn't. After the Arctic Incident, Artemis got one of those home gyms as a way to keep his promise from on the train about working out. Artemis now had a well-toned body and was working on a six- pack, but he was still pale as ever. He was unkowingly playing around with the medalion Holly had given him, Artemis never took it off, not even in the shower, and Artemis decided to take a relaxing bath just then. "Butler! If anyone calls for me I'm not available! I'm taking a bath!" Artemis called out.
"Yes, Master Artemis." Butler replied.
"Thank you Butler! And just say Artemis!" Artemis yelled back, they weren't in the same room after all.
It was about 8 months after the Arctic Incident, Artemis's father was back, although he had to get a prosthetic leg. He and Angeline, Artemis's mom, were almost never apart. As of now, they and Juliet were in China to visit the hot springs and were going to be gone for a month. So it was just Butler and Artemis. Artemis picked out a change of clothes and proceeded to his extravagantly designed and extremely large, private bathroom. It had a tub that was probably nearly 4 feet dee, and it was about 7 feet long, a hot tub the size of your average wading pool, marble flooring, and the best soaps and shampoos, not to mention a large stereo system to listen to classical music, Artemis always went out of his way to sit in the lap of luxury. He stripped down and took a bath. He was glad that the LEP pulled security, otherwise he would be a bit nervous about taking a bath, he would probably have had a bubble bath to conceal his, yeah.
*LEP HQ's, Haven; 6 minutes earlier*
"Commander! Why do we have to watch Fowl! We were supposed to have pulled security from Fowl Manor! I feel so dirty about the whole thing of putting that microcam in the coin!" Holly yelled at Commander Root.
"I know you feel bad about the whole thing but the Council has ordered it, they think Fowl's been to quiet lately and they don't believe he's as reformed as we do." Root replied.
"He's right Holly, you might as well, don't want to get in the Council's bad book again do you?" Foaly said.
"Grrr...Fine, but only for a few minutes." Holly sighed, giving in.
"Good, otherwise I'd have strapped you to a chairand forced you to watch it." Root said and walked off.
Foaly and Holly went to the Ops booth and turned on the cam, then he walked off to the bathroom. Holly sat in the chair thinking over the latest excursion with the 'Fowl Boy' again. Then she was snapped out of her reverie when she heard, "I'm taking a bath!"
"Oh crap! How do I turn it off!" Holly groaned. She searched frantically over all 15 square feet of the control panel for the button to kill the connection.
"Stupid Foaly, not labeling all of the god damn buttons. Grrrr, when I get my hands on him! How long does it take to go to the bathroom!" Holly complained. She looked up at the screen, then promptly got a nosebleed and looked back down, finding some tissues and plugging her nose.
"FOALY! GET YOUR HAIRY BEHIND OVER HERE!" Holly screeched. She heard the pneumatic doors hiss when they opened then closed. "WHERE'S THE SWITCH TO TURN IT OFF D'ARVIT!"
"Oh my..." Foaly said when he saw the screen and promptly lookeddown at the control panel and flipped the bright, neon pink, flashing button in the middle of the control panel. He saw the semi-bloody tissue in Holly's nose and couldn't help but giggle a little and received a quick jab in the stomach and he couldn't help but grunt in pain.
"Never. Tell. Anyone. Got it?" Holly said angrily, but still pink in the cheeks.
"Crystal." Foaly said and grabbed his stomach.
She went to walk out the doors and when she was about to get out of the hallway a runaway cart came out of nowhere and struck her down and her world went black.
*Fowl Manor, Dublin, Ireland; 10:13*
Artemis jerked all of a sudden and a feeling of dread came over him. Artemis decided on not getting his bath robe on, feeling that something bad was going to happen, Artemis prepared for the worst. He put on sweat pants and a blue tank top on. He tucked a .50 Desert Eagle fully loaded into the pocket on his right side. He found Butler in the main hall.
"Butler, I think something bad is going to happen." Artemis said.
"Me too Artemis." Butler replied.
How right they were. Because just then, six figures burst through the window over the main door. When they landed, Artemis could see that the figures were dressed in all black, black combat boots, black pants, black gloves, black turtlenecks, black skullcaps, and they wore night vision goggles over their eyes and the lenses glowed red, giving them a very intimidating feel, not to mention that they had 9 inch daggers strapped to their ankles and they were holding what appeared to be M-4 Carbine Shotguns. It also looked like they had body armor on as well. Artemis and Butler weren't afraid, the body armor would work as well as butter against a hot knife.
"Surrender now and you'll die a quick and painless death." said one of the six.
"How about I introduce you to my little friend I like to call, 50 caliber Desert Eagle?" said Artemis and right on cue, Artemis and Butler opened fire on the surprised terrorists. One took a shot in the face from the .50 Desert Eagle, blowing a 6 inch hole right in the middle of his face going all the way through, a gush of blood flying forwards and back, not to mention sending him flying back about 2 feet. Another was taken down by Butler's Sig Sauer after being shot in the shoulder sending him spinning full circle. By that time the opposing force opened fire to, but Artemis and Butler had taken cover behind two columns on the opposite side of the room. The M-4's were on burst shooting 4 or 5 rounds per pull. One was shot by Artemis in the place no man wants to be hit and his crotch was replaced by thin air and blood and he had done half a front flip, landing on his head, snapping his neck and fracturing his skull. Another got a head shot from Artemis. Then Artemis got clipped on the shoulder, making him let loose a yelp of pain and grab his shoulder, hiding behind the column. The guy who shot Artemis lost his life by a bullet that found its way through his head, sending brain matter over the two remaining terrorists, who were promptly shot by two neutrino shots from behind the door. Knock knock.
"Ah, the LEP, come in, make yourselves at home, and please tell me, what's my crime this time?" Artemis said, clutching his bleeding shoulder.
~FIN~
A/N: So, what do you think? Tell me if it was good or bad, remember, this is my first fic in the Artemis Fowl fandom so be nice please. Read my other stories too!
