Disclaimer: I don't own Hey Arnold! I only own this can of Pepsi, one measly can of Pepsi.

Narrator: Welcome back! Last time we were spying on Lila and Arnie.

Arnie: "Don't worry *snort* I'll find a way for us to get through this forest. Even if the King and Nadine told Helga and she probably told *snort* Arnold."

Lila: "How do you know, Arnie? When did you find out?"

Narrator: I never told you two! *ZAP!* that should erase it from your minds.

Lila: "I am so tried, can't I sleep now? I've been traveling all day to be with you and I'm ever-so tried."

Author: Ain't she a whiney one, huh Narrator? (No response) Narrator!

Narrator: Wha.?

Author: Do your job.

Narrator: erasing some one's mind is a lot of energy!

Author: Get back to the story.

Narrator: Okay.

Arnie: "I'm tried too. Let's sleep besides the lake so that we hide under the trees over there and still be able to drink in the morning."

Lila: "Just as long as I get to sleep."

Arnie and Lila lie down under the trees.

Arnie: "Lila?"

Lila: "Yeah?"

Arnie: "I think I hear some one coming. Stay quite."

Narrator: Yes, some one was coming, in fact, two some ones were coming!

Arnold: "Are you sure that they went in here?"

Helga: "I heard them talk about it this morning, football head! They had come out to the streets, saying that the King and Nadine might overhear them."

Arnold: "You better be sure."

Helga: (to herself) "As sure as my love for-"

Arnold: "Huh?"

Helga: "Nothing you dumb football head!"

Narrator: To show how mad he was making her for not believing, she threw a heart-shaped spitball at him.

Arnold: "Heart- *splat* Shaped?"

Helga: "Got to do what the Narrator says, density boy!"

Arnold: "Why do you call me dense?"

Narrator: Cause you're denser then a lead elephant!

Arnold: "Am not!"

Helga: "Are too!"

Arnold: "Oh yeah!?! Prove it!"

Helga: "You can't even realize that-"

Narrator: Just then the Author yelled out a bunch of gibberish!"

Author: a;sldsldkhg;alsfhf;lsdkfal;skdghkrhpoqweiyrpqoiyclnvx,!

Helga: slaps herself. "Thank you! A big ol' secret was saved!"

Author: Couldn't you just yell out a bunch of gibberish?

Narrator: I was making it up as I go.

Helga: "Thank goodness for Arnold's density! He'll never figure it out!"

Arnold: "Figure out what?"

Helga: "Oh, nothing Yellow haired shrimp." (Mumbling to herself) "Think I went to the jungle just to save his parents and he ends up loving that stupid little dumb red-head-"

Arnold: "Okay, I may be dense, but I am not hard-of-hearing. Did I just hear you say 'stupid little dumb red-head'?"

Helga: "I could have been talking of a shallow auburn-head whose name is Ruth."

Arnold: "You are so annoying. I'm going to look around for my wife-to-be if my-parents-don't-get-back."

Helga: "Why don't you fall in love with some one who loves you, football head!"

Arnold: "Like who? You?" Laughs hysterically.

Helga: "Fine! Go find your stupid LI-La with out some one who loves you stupid!"

Helga exits, running

Arnold: "Did she just say Love?"

Narrator: Thankfully, the Narrator had found some leath water to pour on Arnold so that he hopefully forgot. (Misses.) Stupid wind!

Arnold: "Helga, wait!"

Exit Arnold.

Enter Curly and Gerald.

Curly: "You know, I think we should have some fun with this love potion."

Gerald: "Keep talking, keep talking."

Curly: "I have the feeling that the guy that was just here really loves that chick but doesn't know it yet."

Gerald: "I didn't see him."

Curly: "Don't worry, he is a football headed guy with blonde hair, the potion will only work if the girl is the first person he sees. It will only work for so long, like an hour, so make sure he awakes quickly."

Gerald: "Okay, whatever you say"

Narrator: Little did they know that there was two football heads in the region, though one looked more like a rugby ball.

Author: This is getting good, how long do you think the readers can wait?

Narrator: Depends on how many reviews get sent in.

Author: Until next time, adios!