Narrator: On the account that the writer is sick.
Author: Am *cough* not!
Narrator: Yeah, right. Well any way, I have to tell you that She does not own Hey Arnold, or A Midsummer's Night Dream. Any way, now that the disclaimer is done, let's get on with the story. We left of with Gerald.
Gerald: "How am I supposed to get this on Rhonda's eyes?"
Enter Phoebe.
Phoebe: "I think I could be of some service to you."
Gerald: "Phoebe? How?"
Phoebe: "I never liked how Rhonda treated me anyway. She is taking a nap near the north side of the forest. I could put it on her if you like, Gerald."
Gerald: "Thanks! You wouldn't happen to see a football head followed by a one eyebrow chick, followed by a rugby headed guy, followed by a red head?"
Phoebe: "Sure, they ran off to the west, they should be really tried right now."
Gerald: "I'll give you a powerful potion that lasts longer, angel."
Phoebe: (blushing) "Thank you, Gerald."
Narrator: Awe, she likes him! Any way, Gerald goes to the west, Phoebe to the north, to cast a spell on the people just mentioned.
Exit Gerald and Phoebe.
Narrator: Now let's go to the North to see Phoebe at work.
Phoebe: tip-toes toward the sleeping Rhonda. (Rhonda is sleeping on what appears to be sleeping on a giant flower.) "Stay asleep, stay asleep little Queen Bee." Succeeds to putting the potion on her eyes. "Some one is coming! I have to hide quickly!"
Enter Harold.
Harold: "Where did the other guys go? I want my mommy!!! WWWAAAHHHH!!!!"
Rhonda: (Wakes up.) "Who the Hell decided to disturb my slumber? Out with it!" (Looks over at Harold.) "Oh, it's only the most handsome man I've ever met!"
Harold: "What are you talking about? I'm hungry!"
Rhonda: "If you wait a sec, I could get some the fairies to bring you food, my Adonis. Oh, Ruth! Patty! Connie! Maria! Could you help."
Harold: "Harold."
Rhonda: "Harold to his every whim?"
Ruth, Patty, Connie, and Maria: "Yes your Majesty."
Narrator: How about that? Rhonda in love with Harold! Who would have thought. never mind, back to the story. Over in the West part of the forest.
Helga: "Why must the fates tease me so? I only loved him to be returned with a trick. How could they? Don't they know how much it hurts to be made fun of at this time? Why me?"
Arnold: "Wait! Helga!" (Falls over on a rock, falling unconscious)
Helga: "Arnold? What happened?" (Foot steps heard) "Oh, no! I better hide!" (Hides in some bushes)
Enter Gerald.
Gerald: "At last! Now to put some on your lids, so my master won't get mad at me." (Places some potion on Arnold's eyes.) "Sweet dreams while you can."
Exit Gerald.
Enter Arnie.
Arnie: "Helga? Where are *snort* you? Are you okay sweet thing?"
Helga: (stepping from out behind the bushes.) "As long as you stay away, you evil doer!"
Arnold: (Wakes up.) "Huh? What happened?"
Helga: "You fell and hit your hit, doi!"
Narrator: Now some thing amazing happened, because Gerald potion did not work. You see, you can't. hold on a sec. (Waves his arms around to pause the story.) You can't make a person fall in love with some one the already love. Now Gerald's potion makes Arnold realize this, but you have to watch the next scene to figure it out. And Action!
Characters start to move around again.
Arnold: "Wow."
Helga: "What football head?"
Arnold: "I never saw eyes that pretty before. I guess I never noticed."
Helga: "Arnold I- Wait a second! You guys are playing a trick on me! Grrr. do you guys ever stop!"
Arnie: "Besides, what would she do with you, anyway?"
Arnold: "Anything her heart desires."
Helga exits slowly and quietly.
Arnie: "I would to! *snort* Besides, you love Lila, leave Helga alone."
Arnold: "No offense Arnie, but don't you think that you're just the littlest bit jealous of me? I mean, not every one would go to the ends of the Earth for that special someone."
Arnie: "When ever I love some one, you just have to say something."
Arnold: "Excuse me, but I'm going to look for the one I love."
Arnie: "What do you mean, she's right-"
Exit Arnold.
Arnie: "What? Which way did you go? Helga? Helga? Helga!!!???"
Narrator: I think that is as much as I can do for today, without the Author.
Author: You didn't *cough* do it with out me!
Narrator: What ever! Tune in next time for part 6!!!
Author: Am *cough* not!
Narrator: Yeah, right. Well any way, I have to tell you that She does not own Hey Arnold, or A Midsummer's Night Dream. Any way, now that the disclaimer is done, let's get on with the story. We left of with Gerald.
Gerald: "How am I supposed to get this on Rhonda's eyes?"
Enter Phoebe.
Phoebe: "I think I could be of some service to you."
Gerald: "Phoebe? How?"
Phoebe: "I never liked how Rhonda treated me anyway. She is taking a nap near the north side of the forest. I could put it on her if you like, Gerald."
Gerald: "Thanks! You wouldn't happen to see a football head followed by a one eyebrow chick, followed by a rugby headed guy, followed by a red head?"
Phoebe: "Sure, they ran off to the west, they should be really tried right now."
Gerald: "I'll give you a powerful potion that lasts longer, angel."
Phoebe: (blushing) "Thank you, Gerald."
Narrator: Awe, she likes him! Any way, Gerald goes to the west, Phoebe to the north, to cast a spell on the people just mentioned.
Exit Gerald and Phoebe.
Narrator: Now let's go to the North to see Phoebe at work.
Phoebe: tip-toes toward the sleeping Rhonda. (Rhonda is sleeping on what appears to be sleeping on a giant flower.) "Stay asleep, stay asleep little Queen Bee." Succeeds to putting the potion on her eyes. "Some one is coming! I have to hide quickly!"
Enter Harold.
Harold: "Where did the other guys go? I want my mommy!!! WWWAAAHHHH!!!!"
Rhonda: (Wakes up.) "Who the Hell decided to disturb my slumber? Out with it!" (Looks over at Harold.) "Oh, it's only the most handsome man I've ever met!"
Harold: "What are you talking about? I'm hungry!"
Rhonda: "If you wait a sec, I could get some the fairies to bring you food, my Adonis. Oh, Ruth! Patty! Connie! Maria! Could you help."
Harold: "Harold."
Rhonda: "Harold to his every whim?"
Ruth, Patty, Connie, and Maria: "Yes your Majesty."
Narrator: How about that? Rhonda in love with Harold! Who would have thought. never mind, back to the story. Over in the West part of the forest.
Helga: "Why must the fates tease me so? I only loved him to be returned with a trick. How could they? Don't they know how much it hurts to be made fun of at this time? Why me?"
Arnold: "Wait! Helga!" (Falls over on a rock, falling unconscious)
Helga: "Arnold? What happened?" (Foot steps heard) "Oh, no! I better hide!" (Hides in some bushes)
Enter Gerald.
Gerald: "At last! Now to put some on your lids, so my master won't get mad at me." (Places some potion on Arnold's eyes.) "Sweet dreams while you can."
Exit Gerald.
Enter Arnie.
Arnie: "Helga? Where are *snort* you? Are you okay sweet thing?"
Helga: (stepping from out behind the bushes.) "As long as you stay away, you evil doer!"
Arnold: (Wakes up.) "Huh? What happened?"
Helga: "You fell and hit your hit, doi!"
Narrator: Now some thing amazing happened, because Gerald potion did not work. You see, you can't. hold on a sec. (Waves his arms around to pause the story.) You can't make a person fall in love with some one the already love. Now Gerald's potion makes Arnold realize this, but you have to watch the next scene to figure it out. And Action!
Characters start to move around again.
Arnold: "Wow."
Helga: "What football head?"
Arnold: "I never saw eyes that pretty before. I guess I never noticed."
Helga: "Arnold I- Wait a second! You guys are playing a trick on me! Grrr. do you guys ever stop!"
Arnie: "Besides, what would she do with you, anyway?"
Arnold: "Anything her heart desires."
Helga exits slowly and quietly.
Arnie: "I would to! *snort* Besides, you love Lila, leave Helga alone."
Arnold: "No offense Arnie, but don't you think that you're just the littlest bit jealous of me? I mean, not every one would go to the ends of the Earth for that special someone."
Arnie: "When ever I love some one, you just have to say something."
Arnold: "Excuse me, but I'm going to look for the one I love."
Arnie: "What do you mean, she's right-"
Exit Arnold.
Arnie: "What? Which way did you go? Helga? Helga? Helga!!!???"
Narrator: I think that is as much as I can do for today, without the Author.
Author: You didn't *cough* do it with out me!
Narrator: What ever! Tune in next time for part 6!!!
