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Author: I'm sorry that I have kept you waiting for. Holy Cow! That is a long time! *Blushing* Sorry, any way, this episode is much longer than the others, back to the story.
Narrator: While all of this was happening in the forest, wouldn't you like to know what was happening in the town?
Author: I think they have waited long enough.
Narrator: As I was saying, let's see what's happening.
Scene-the Royal Courtroom
King Peapod: "Where are Lady Lila, Lord Arnie, and Count Arnold? You'd think they would be here since Miles and Stella can correct their problem?"
Nadine: "I have NO idea; King who just happened to overhear exactly where Lila and Arnie were going so there's a good chance that is where Arnold and Helga are."
Miles: "You know where are son is? Tell us!"
Stella: "You knew and didn't tell me! Where is my son? And I was afraid something like this would happen! You insisted that nothing was going to happen!"
Miles: "Clam down, Stella, we will Arnold, just relax."
Narrator: That's right folks! Miles and Stella had returned but Stella was so worried that no one was even going to try and ask about the arranged marriage.
Stella: "Clam down! Clam down! I'll clam down when Arnold is back complete with his little blue hat!"
Enter Oscar and Susie.
Oscar: "Where is my daughter? She didn't come home last night."
Susie: "How can you not be worried! You do not sound worried at all."
Narrator: Meanwhile in the forest.
Helga: *singing really crazy like* "I'm in a tree no one can find me, Up in a tree, no Arnold to bother me."
Arnold: "Helga. Where are you? I need to find you before Arnie find you. Lord knows what he will do."
Enter Arnie and Lila.
Arnie: "Arnold, where's Helga?"
Lila: "But I'm in love with you Arnie!"
Enter Rhonda and Harold.
Harold: "Mommy! Help! This woman is trying to kiss me!"
Rhonda: "I said I will do what you wish, not kiss!"
Enter Gerald and Phoebe (opposite sides).
Narrator: Watch out!
Gerald and Phoebe run into each other.
Gerald: "Ouch! Oh, I'm sorry my little flower! Are you okay?"
Phoebe: "Little flower?" *said with a smile.*
Gerald: *blushes* "So, are you okay?"
Phoebe: "I'm okay. Oh, the hour is almost up for Rhonda."
Rhonda (who had been hugging Harold): "I love you-UGH! Who are you! Get off of me! I hate you! OFF! OFF!"
Gerald: "The rugby headed kid's hour is up."
Arnie: "I love you too, Lila."
Lila: "What are you two talking about what hour?"
Gerald: "Well it all started with when Ruth tried to go out King Curly."
Helga: "King Curly of what?"
Gerald: ". of The Fairies, but he said no, so Ruth decided to get back at him. She created some incriminating photos which she showed to his wife, Queen Rhonda. Queen Rhonda did not take this very well-"
Phoebe: "-in fact she tried to divorce him but in order to divorce him, he would have to agree."
Narrator: And that's how they spent the next ten minutes.
Gerald: "And according to my watch, Arnold's hour should already be up."
All heads turn toward Arnold.
Arnold: "What?"
Helga: "Do you?"
Arnold: "Do I what?"
Helga: "You know damn well what I'm talking about!"
Arnold: "No I don't-!"
Helga: *slightly miffed* "that's all I needed to know"
Arnold: *low enough that Helga didn't hear* "I don't even know what I just answered."
Narrator: At that point who else should enter than Arnold's own parents!
Enter Miles and Stella.
Stella: *hugs Arnold.* "I was so worried about you. I came home and you weren't there."
Miles: "He's 23, Stella; you can stop hugging him now."
Lila: "Umm, Mrs.-"
Narrator: 23? I thought Arnold was 22! Holy French Fries!
Author: You're getting better at covering things up.
Narrator: Thanks.
Stella: "We still have to get you ready, for the wedding!"
Arnold: "Oh, yeah."
Miles: "Let's get you all back to town."
Slowly exiting Gerald and Phoebe.
Stella: "Weren't there two more?"
Narrator: The wedding that Arnold thought they were getting ready for was King Pea Pod and Nadine's but in reality.
Gerald: "Arnold, you can't leave this room."
Arnold: "But I need to go to the bathroom!"
Gerald: "Use that one." (to himself) "Pre-wedding jitters."
Arnold: "Why am I in this room? And what did you say about pre-wedding jitters? Where's King Pea Pod?"
Gerald: "Come on. Time to go down the aisle."
Arnold: "There is something funny about this."
Narrator: Meanwhile in another room.
Lila: "Don't you think that I will out shine Nadine in this beautifully done white dress."
Phoebe: "I don't know. I was just told to take make sure you didn't leave and to take you down to Oscar when it was time."
Lila: "What are you talking about Phoebe?"
Phoebe: "Oh, dear, it's time. Come on we have to take you to your father."
Enter Oscar: "Hurry up my little girl. We need to go inside the chapel. Hurry."
Narrator: Oscar, being very greedy had not told Stella or Miles about Lila and Arnie. Lila and Arnold didn't figure this out until Arnold looked down the aisle and saw Lila in a white gown.
Arnold: *thinking* That explains a lot. I can't get married. Why can't I speak?
Narrator: Oscar had paid extra to make sure that Arnold and Lila didn't speak before hand. Potions can do many things.
Priest: "Do ye Arnold, wait the name is smudged I can't read it."
Oscar: "There are no other 'Arnold's here."
Priest: "Thank you. Do ye Arnold take Lila to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, to love and to cherish, through sickness and in health, for richer and for poorer, as long as you both shall live."
Arnold: "I don't."
Priest: "Do ye Li- wait a sec, you don't? Well I don't see any problem with that. Who else wants to get married? I was paid to do a wedding and I want to get paid, old guy gotta make a living."
Arnie: "I do! I do!"
Priest: "To who?"
Lila: "to me!"
Priest: "You are just begging to get married."
Narrator: It was a beautiful wedding. Oh look! I can go now and join the reception! See ya, it's been great narrating.
Helga: "Arnold why did you say no?"
Arnold: "What?"
Helga: "Why did you say no?"
Arnold: "I was in love with some one else."
Helga: "And what makes you think that that some one else will even go-"
Arnold bends down on one knee, Helga doesn't notice.
Helga: "-Out with you football head! Sometimes I just don't get you at-"
Arnold: *gets really nervous* "Helga."
Helga: "What geek bait?"
Arnold: "Would you please-"
Phil formally the Narrator: "Hey Arnold come quick!"
Arnold: "-Hold on for a second." *gets up and goes to Phil.* "What do you need grandpa?"
Phil: "Here." *Hands Arnold a ring.* "Now you may go on."
Arnold: "Thanks Grandpa." *walks over to Helga, and Bends down, on one knee again.*
Helga: "Spit it out!"
Arnold: "Would you please marry me?"
Helga faints.
Arnold: "Helga?"
Helga: *wakes up* "My dreams keep getting weirder and-" *gets cut off because Arnold shut-up very pleasantly* "Yes, yes, and a thousand times yes!"
Stella: "My little boy is growing up."
Miles: "Our little boy is growing up."
Stella: "It was just so cute."
Arnold: "You watching the whole time?!?"
Stella: "You would be worried to if you were me and saw your father-in-law give your son a ring too!"
Author: AWWW! How Cute! Well that ends this story.
Author: I'm sorry that I have kept you waiting for. Holy Cow! That is a long time! *Blushing* Sorry, any way, this episode is much longer than the others, back to the story.
Narrator: While all of this was happening in the forest, wouldn't you like to know what was happening in the town?
Author: I think they have waited long enough.
Narrator: As I was saying, let's see what's happening.
Scene-the Royal Courtroom
King Peapod: "Where are Lady Lila, Lord Arnie, and Count Arnold? You'd think they would be here since Miles and Stella can correct their problem?"
Nadine: "I have NO idea; King who just happened to overhear exactly where Lila and Arnie were going so there's a good chance that is where Arnold and Helga are."
Miles: "You know where are son is? Tell us!"
Stella: "You knew and didn't tell me! Where is my son? And I was afraid something like this would happen! You insisted that nothing was going to happen!"
Miles: "Clam down, Stella, we will Arnold, just relax."
Narrator: That's right folks! Miles and Stella had returned but Stella was so worried that no one was even going to try and ask about the arranged marriage.
Stella: "Clam down! Clam down! I'll clam down when Arnold is back complete with his little blue hat!"
Enter Oscar and Susie.
Oscar: "Where is my daughter? She didn't come home last night."
Susie: "How can you not be worried! You do not sound worried at all."
Narrator: Meanwhile in the forest.
Helga: *singing really crazy like* "I'm in a tree no one can find me, Up in a tree, no Arnold to bother me."
Arnold: "Helga. Where are you? I need to find you before Arnie find you. Lord knows what he will do."
Enter Arnie and Lila.
Arnie: "Arnold, where's Helga?"
Lila: "But I'm in love with you Arnie!"
Enter Rhonda and Harold.
Harold: "Mommy! Help! This woman is trying to kiss me!"
Rhonda: "I said I will do what you wish, not kiss!"
Enter Gerald and Phoebe (opposite sides).
Narrator: Watch out!
Gerald and Phoebe run into each other.
Gerald: "Ouch! Oh, I'm sorry my little flower! Are you okay?"
Phoebe: "Little flower?" *said with a smile.*
Gerald: *blushes* "So, are you okay?"
Phoebe: "I'm okay. Oh, the hour is almost up for Rhonda."
Rhonda (who had been hugging Harold): "I love you-UGH! Who are you! Get off of me! I hate you! OFF! OFF!"
Gerald: "The rugby headed kid's hour is up."
Arnie: "I love you too, Lila."
Lila: "What are you two talking about what hour?"
Gerald: "Well it all started with when Ruth tried to go out King Curly."
Helga: "King Curly of what?"
Gerald: ". of The Fairies, but he said no, so Ruth decided to get back at him. She created some incriminating photos which she showed to his wife, Queen Rhonda. Queen Rhonda did not take this very well-"
Phoebe: "-in fact she tried to divorce him but in order to divorce him, he would have to agree."
Narrator: And that's how they spent the next ten minutes.
Gerald: "And according to my watch, Arnold's hour should already be up."
All heads turn toward Arnold.
Arnold: "What?"
Helga: "Do you?"
Arnold: "Do I what?"
Helga: "You know damn well what I'm talking about!"
Arnold: "No I don't-!"
Helga: *slightly miffed* "that's all I needed to know"
Arnold: *low enough that Helga didn't hear* "I don't even know what I just answered."
Narrator: At that point who else should enter than Arnold's own parents!
Enter Miles and Stella.
Stella: *hugs Arnold.* "I was so worried about you. I came home and you weren't there."
Miles: "He's 23, Stella; you can stop hugging him now."
Lila: "Umm, Mrs.-"
Narrator: 23? I thought Arnold was 22! Holy French Fries!
Author: You're getting better at covering things up.
Narrator: Thanks.
Stella: "We still have to get you ready, for the wedding!"
Arnold: "Oh, yeah."
Miles: "Let's get you all back to town."
Slowly exiting Gerald and Phoebe.
Stella: "Weren't there two more?"
Narrator: The wedding that Arnold thought they were getting ready for was King Pea Pod and Nadine's but in reality.
Gerald: "Arnold, you can't leave this room."
Arnold: "But I need to go to the bathroom!"
Gerald: "Use that one." (to himself) "Pre-wedding jitters."
Arnold: "Why am I in this room? And what did you say about pre-wedding jitters? Where's King Pea Pod?"
Gerald: "Come on. Time to go down the aisle."
Arnold: "There is something funny about this."
Narrator: Meanwhile in another room.
Lila: "Don't you think that I will out shine Nadine in this beautifully done white dress."
Phoebe: "I don't know. I was just told to take make sure you didn't leave and to take you down to Oscar when it was time."
Lila: "What are you talking about Phoebe?"
Phoebe: "Oh, dear, it's time. Come on we have to take you to your father."
Enter Oscar: "Hurry up my little girl. We need to go inside the chapel. Hurry."
Narrator: Oscar, being very greedy had not told Stella or Miles about Lila and Arnie. Lila and Arnold didn't figure this out until Arnold looked down the aisle and saw Lila in a white gown.
Arnold: *thinking* That explains a lot. I can't get married. Why can't I speak?
Narrator: Oscar had paid extra to make sure that Arnold and Lila didn't speak before hand. Potions can do many things.
Priest: "Do ye Arnold, wait the name is smudged I can't read it."
Oscar: "There are no other 'Arnold's here."
Priest: "Thank you. Do ye Arnold take Lila to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, to love and to cherish, through sickness and in health, for richer and for poorer, as long as you both shall live."
Arnold: "I don't."
Priest: "Do ye Li- wait a sec, you don't? Well I don't see any problem with that. Who else wants to get married? I was paid to do a wedding and I want to get paid, old guy gotta make a living."
Arnie: "I do! I do!"
Priest: "To who?"
Lila: "to me!"
Priest: "You are just begging to get married."
Narrator: It was a beautiful wedding. Oh look! I can go now and join the reception! See ya, it's been great narrating.
Helga: "Arnold why did you say no?"
Arnold: "What?"
Helga: "Why did you say no?"
Arnold: "I was in love with some one else."
Helga: "And what makes you think that that some one else will even go-"
Arnold bends down on one knee, Helga doesn't notice.
Helga: "-Out with you football head! Sometimes I just don't get you at-"
Arnold: *gets really nervous* "Helga."
Helga: "What geek bait?"
Arnold: "Would you please-"
Phil formally the Narrator: "Hey Arnold come quick!"
Arnold: "-Hold on for a second." *gets up and goes to Phil.* "What do you need grandpa?"
Phil: "Here." *Hands Arnold a ring.* "Now you may go on."
Arnold: "Thanks Grandpa." *walks over to Helga, and Bends down, on one knee again.*
Helga: "Spit it out!"
Arnold: "Would you please marry me?"
Helga faints.
Arnold: "Helga?"
Helga: *wakes up* "My dreams keep getting weirder and-" *gets cut off because Arnold shut-up very pleasantly* "Yes, yes, and a thousand times yes!"
Stella: "My little boy is growing up."
Miles: "Our little boy is growing up."
Stella: "It was just so cute."
Arnold: "You watching the whole time?!?"
Stella: "You would be worried to if you were me and saw your father-in-law give your son a ring too!"
Author: AWWW! How Cute! Well that ends this story.
