Author's Notes – Hehe, I had a lot of fun with this part of the chapter. This set of episodes is the most intensive until the Shichinin-Tai come. Just so everyone knows, I own episodes 1 through 107, so I do know what I'm talking about. LOL, also, to clear up any confusion, I have read the entire manga series so far, and I continue to follow it on the Sengoku o-Togi Zoushi web site. Anywho, enjoy this chapter, I had way too much fun writing it.

Rated – R for very intensive swearing

By – Merc

InuYasha – The Condensed Commentary Version

Author – Starting off from episode 35, Sango has been introduced, Kikyou annoyed the crap out of the cast five or six times, a side-story involving Sesshomaru meeting an adorable little girl took place, and Toto-Sai gave InuYasha hell for being such a jackass to his sword.

InuYasha – Everything in life is good, la ti da…

Kouga – Wazzaaaaaaaaap?

InuYasha – Who the hell are you?

Shippou – Dude, you're that one dude who rules those other dudes.

Kouga – Ph34r m3 d00d.

Shippou – You totally kicked my dad and I out of our home. You suck.

Kouga – Shut up you little pipsqueak.

*A bunch of stuff happens.*

Kouga – Allow me to introduce myself. I'm the rival of the other main character for the romantic interests' love. Oh yeah, I'm also a wolf youkai who just so happens to look very, VERY human.

Ginta and Hakkaku – Yeah, and we're the guys/youkai/wolves/whatever who follow him all over the place despite the fact that he treats us like crap.

*Kouga hits on Kagome. InuYasha hits on Kouga's head.*

InuYasha – Get off my girl!

Kagome – Lay off it InuYasha, I thought Kikyou was your girl.

InuYasha – I, uh, er…

Kagome – "I, uh, er…" is right you jerk.

Shippou – Wow, you mean this isn't a love-triangle anymore?

Miroku – Nope, now it's looking more or less like a love-square.

Sango – Somebody'd better stop Takahashi before there's a love-pentagon!

Kagome – Sorry Kouga, even though I'm sending you totally mixed signals, my heart belongs to InuYasha. However, I'll continue to lead you astray on this fact throughout the series by being so nice that you'll think that you have a chance with me when in fact you don't.

Kouga – Works for me.

Ginta and Hakkaku – Dude, Kouga, she totally doesn't dig you.

Kouga – What would you know you two dateless-wonders?

InuYasha – Get lost small-dick, Kagome's mine.

Kouga – Same do you dog crap, she's mine.

Kagome – You people talk about me like I'm property.

InuYasha and Kouga – Well DUH, it's only 500 years in the past!

Kagome – Fuck you both, I'm going home.

*Kagome leaves*

Sango – NOW look what you made her do!

InuYasha – ME?!

Kouga – It's all your fault InuYasha!

InuYasha – Now way man, it's totally yours.

Kouga – Your fault!

InuYasha – Your fault!

Kouga – Your's!

InuYasha – Your's!

Kouga – Your's!

InuYasha – Shut up before I break out my indestructible and unbreakable sword!

Kouga – Oh I'm so scared.

InuYasha – You should be.

Kouga – Like I'm afraid of you Dog Crap.

InuYasha – Butt-head!

Kouga – Poopy-pants!

Shippou – Thus a series-long rivalry begins.

*Some time later, Kagome cools off and comes back.*

Shippou – Hey, while you were gone I drew a bunch of pictures and showed the townsfolk your entire love-octagon or whatever story.

Kagome – Crap, guess I can't go back there for awhile.

Shippou – Why?

Kagome – Because thanks to you I'm probably the laughing stock of the neighborhood.

*A bunch more stuff happens involving the framing of InuYasha and co. for the deaths of some of Kouga's clan, etc. etc. etc.*

Kouga – InuYasha you stupid moron, what the HELL?!

InuYasha – Despite the fact I'm holding one of your comrade's stone-dead bodies and the entire Fellowship of the Jewel™ is covered in your comrade's blood, we didn't kill them.

Kouga – Like hell you didn't.

*Kagura appears*

Kagura – Bwahahahah! I am Kagura of the Wind, and if you haven't already guessed by now, I manipulate wind and do really cool stuff involving manipulating innocent corpses to make them seem alive.

Kagome – S'up?

Miroku – You set us up you bitch!

Kagura – But of course! Now I'll reveal my entire insidious plot to you and Kouga so that all of that work to frame you went to waste.

Kouga – Dude, you smell like Naraku.

Kagura – That's because Naraku gave birth to me.

*Everyone blanches.*

Sango – Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

Miroku – WHOA, back up a bit there hon. Naraku's a dude, yo.

Shippou – Wait, I don't get it.

Kouga – Wait, you mean this whole time Naraku was a chick?

Kagura – No! He's still the pimpingnest evil MAN you ever met.

InuYasha – Dudes don't give birth to other dudes.

Miroku – Yeah, where's the fun with that?

*Sango hits Miroku*

Kagome – Maybe Naraku's a-sexual?

Kagura – NO!!! Argh, never mind, you guys don't get it.

Audience – OBVIOUSLY!!!

Kagura – Naraku's pretty fly for a baboon guy.

*InuYasha attacks Kagura*

InuYasha – Just in case you forgot, I learned this new kick-ass attack a few episodes back called the Kaza no Kizu (Wind Scar) that I unleash courteously of my indestructible and unbreakable sword. Since you manipulate the wind, it shouldn't be that difficult to blow your ass from here to Shanghigh.

Kagura – Bwahaha, says you!

*A lot more unnecessary fighting occurs. Kagura blocks the Kaze no Kizu multiple times. Kagome shoots the air with an arrow. That's right, she shoots THE AIR. Kagura is pushed back. Later on…*

Koharu – Hey Miroku! I'm an under-aged, statutory 14 year old girl who wants to bear your child! Remember, you asked me if I would bear your child when I was 11. Remember? Remember? Huh? Huh? WELL GUESS WHAT!? I'm physically able to now!

Entire cast – Miroku…you…pedophile…

Miroku – Aw crap.

*More stupid stuff happens afterwards. The group meets Kanna the Albino Naraku-Slave and her really annoying mirror. The group sort-of beats Kanna the Albino Naraku-Slave and her really annoying mirror. But of course, not before InuYasha gets hurt. *

InuYasha – Ow, ever since we ran into Kanna the Albino Naraku-Slave, I've been in a lot of pain.

Kagome – Geez, you're only half-dead after all.

InuYasha – I guess it's time for an overdue and well-deserved break. *Goes to recover*

Goshinki – Not so fast InuYasha! I'm another one of Naraku's offsprings here to make your life a living hell by fighting you and spouting out crap about wanting to kill you.

Sango – This is getting ridiculous.

Miroku – Sucks to be InuYasha.

InuYasha – Aw HELL, I can't take a break for 5 fucking MINUTES without somebody chasing my ass down! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGHHHHH!!!

Kagome – If this keeps up he's gonna get a peptic ulcer.

Shippou – This totally sucks, InuYasha's trying to fight with a giant hole in his body.

InuYasha – Ain't no biggie, I'll just open a can of feudal whoop-ass with my indestructible and unbreakable sword.

Goshinki – Whatever.

*Fighting ensues. InuYasha loses for awhile.*

InuYasha – What the hell?

Kagome – This is bad.

Goshinki – Oh, did I forget to tell you? I can read minds. Bwahahaha!

InuYasha – So? Kaze no Kizu!

Goshinki - *Dodges*

InuYasha – Why you little! *Tries to stab him with his indestructible and unbreakable sword.*

*Goshinki chomps down on the indestructible and unbreakable sword, breaking it into two.*

InuYashaGREAT MERCIFUL CRAP!!! MY SWORD!!!

Kagome – What the hell? He just BROKE the indestructible and unbreakable sword!

Sango – Plot twist!

InuYasha - *Insert long continuous string of swear-words here*

Goshinki – Now to kick your ass you little hanyou.

Miroku – What's he gonna do now? The not-so-indestructible and not-so-unbreakable sword was the only thing that he could use against that youkai.

InuYasha – Shit shit shit shit shit…

Goshinki – Bwahahaha!

InuYasha – Don't laugh, I'm not screwed just yet!

Kagome – Well…

Miroku – What do you mean, "Well…"? He's totally screwed.

Kagome – No he's not! Sango, tell him!

Sango – He's screwed.

Kagome – What? Shippou…?

Shippou – He's royally screwed.

Kagome – Some companions you are.

Goshinki – *Attacks InuYasha, nearly killing him.*

InuYasha – Fuck me, I'm totally screwed.

*Suddenly InuYasha turns full youkai and rips Goshinki to pieces. Goriness ensues. Later on…*

Sesshomaru – Idea!

*Takes tooth of Goshinki to a swordsmith, who (plot twist) was once an apprentice to Toto-Sai. He makes a new sword for Sesshomaru. He then goes crazy from the sword. A bunch of insane Slayers-esque fighting ensues. The sword possesses a bunch of people. Finally Sesshomaru gets ahold of it. All the meanwhile, InuYasha gets his indestructible and unbreakable sword fixed by Toto-Sai.*

Sesshomaru – This sword is so totally cool!

Rin – Neato!

InuYasha – Does it have a name?

Sesshomaru – Yup, Toukijin.

Kagome – What do you people name swords? That's like me naming my kitchen knife!

Sesshomaru – Ph34r th3 sw0rd d00d.

Miroku – L33t.

InuYasha – So what're'ya gonna do with it?

Sesshomaru – What else?

*Yet ANOTHER brother-vs.-brother feud breaks out.*

Kagome – Not again!

Sango – Do they always fight like this?

Miroku – Yes.

Sango – I swear, those guys don't have blood in their veins. It's all Testosterone.

Kagome – Argh, this place is totally overrun with Testosterone.

Sango – I say we name them Testo-maru and Steron-asha.  

*A big ugly pointless battle later.*

Sesshomaru – Hahahaha, I rule! W00t!
InuYasha – Not really, I'll just use the Kaze no Kizu on you again and…

*InuYasha lifts up his sword, only to realize that it's so heavy that it weighs down his arm.*

InuYasha – What the hell? Toto-Sai, you blow at fixing swords!

Sesshomaru – Up high! *Jumps*

*InuYasha swings slowly*

Sesshomaru – Down low! *Jumps*

*InuYasha swings slowly.*

Sesshomaru – Too slow! *Bats the indestructible and unbreakable sword away.*

*InuYasha turns full youkai*

InuYasha – I'm full youkai again. Nya nya!

Sesshomaru – For once I actually fear him. Crap, I must be getting soft. *Runs away*

InuYasha – Damn straight.

Shippou – He's full youkai, this could be a problem.

Kagome – Osuwari!

InuYasha - *Smack*

Kagome – Not anymore. =3

*More episodes pass by. InuYasha and Co. do battle with their hormones as well as more of Naraku's babies named Juuroumaru and Kageroumaru. InuYasha can't fight worth crap because he can't even lift his own indestructible and unbreakable sword. He tries to practice with it and use it, but to no avail. All the meanwhile, Sango finds Kohaku. In accordance with The Laws of Anime ™ he has amnesia. Sango tries to remind him of his past. Kohaku tries to figure out why Sango is being so lovey-dovey towards him.*

Sango – Do you remember who I am Kohaku?

Kohaku – Damn you're hot, so I hope my girlfriend.

Sango – Try sister.

Kohaku – Aw yuck! *Wipes away previous thoughts*

Sango – I love you little brother. *Hugs*

Kohaku – Who are you again? *Blushes*

Sango – I think I'm going to cry.

InuYasha – I think I'm going to puke.

*Stuff involving running happens. Kohaku tries to kill Kagome. Sango tries to kill Kohaku, and in a state of utter teenaged-suicidal-angst, herself as well.*

Sango – I'll kill you, then myself!

Kohaku – Whatever.

InuYasha – Now wait just a goddamned minute!

*Everyone lives thanks to InuYasha. Sango cries over the loss of her brother. She then recovers. Everyone travels to a village. They save a grandson and grandfather from a youkai who had killed everyone else. InuYasha fights the youkai who killed everyone in the village named Gatenmaru. Gatenmaru beats the crap out of InuYasha because he STILL can't lift his heavy indestructible and unbreakable sword. InuYasha throws aside the sword and turns full demon and beats the crap out of Gatenmaru…then everyone else. *

Kagome – Down boy!

Sango – Whoa, InuYasha's going on a killing spree.

InuYasha – Blood, blood, bloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood….

Shippou – Ack!

Kagome – Stop!

InuYasha – Roar!

Shippou – Waaaaaaaaaaaa!

Grandson – Waaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Miroku – That dead chick has a nice ass…

Sango – Bad idea…*smack*

Miroku – Point taken.

Sesshomaru – Hello everyone! I'm conveniently here to (what else?) beat the crap outta my little brother!

Kagome – *Throws up hands in exasperation* OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD…!!!!

Sango – Not again…

Miroku – We'd need to fucking castrate them in order to get them to stop fighting!

Kagome – Sesshomaru, you suck!

InuYasha – I agree, roar!

*More fighting ensues. Sesshomaru beats the crap out of InuYasha. InuYasha beats the crap out of Sesshomaru. Eventually InuYasha is knocked out cold.*

Sesshomaru – I'm outie!

Kagome – I really hate the fact that he's gonna be one of my in-laws…

Sango – Sucks to be you.

Kagome – Really. At least you won't have any in-laws.

Sango – Does a drunken old Buddhist monk count?

Kagome – I don't know.

Shippou – Kagome your track record with boys really sucks.

Kagome – So when I marry him I'll have a Testosterone-run brother-in-law. Woohoo.

InuYasha – I'm awake!

Kagome – How ya doin'?

InuYasha – DAMN THIS SWORD TO HELL!!! *Chucks indestructible and unbreakable sword*

Miroku – Maybe you should see Toto-Sai about that.

InuYasha – Ya think?

Miroku – Only trying to help.

InuYasha - *Stares at indestructible and unbreakable sword * Fuck you sword.

Kagome – Now now InuYasha, what did it ever do to you?

InuYasha – It BROKE!

Kagome – Besides that.

InuYasha – It's HEAVY!

Kagome – Give the poor thing a break.

Shippou – He treats his sword the same way as he treats little innocent children like me.  *Cries*

End of Commentaries for episodes 36 - 52

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So how did you all like it? Hee, I had waaaaaaaaay too much fun writing this. These are the intense episodes of the series, so I'm going at a slower pace (not by much but still…). Anywho, PLEASE REVIEW!!! I love reviews so much, and I always take suggestions!