The Smashers Take Canada Ch3

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Ch3:On da Plane. Note:Any action will now be displayed in bold,Got it.If you don't I'll hunt you down and gut you like a fish.

Flight Attendant: Rule Number 1 on Smashers Airlines plane #666 is too never say b-o-m-b on the plane, Ok?

C. Falcon: You mean bomb?

FA(Flight Attendant):DUCK!

C. Falcon:It's just a question!But why can't we say bomb?

FA: DUCK!

D.K.: grabs c.falcon away You never say bomb on a plane.They get scared.

HITC(Hobo in the cornor):This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends.Some people started singing it not knowing what it was but they will keep on singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends!

Ice Climbers: SHUT UP!

GWL(guy with labtop):Everquest is fun.Sweet!I hit a guard for 20 points of damage.He now has 12 percent of his hp left! (I just got everquest.it's very addictive.!)

Peach:I shall listen to some calming and relaxing music.

Mario:So shall I!listens to music.Shake your azz watch urself!

Peach:You rude little plumber!smashes Mario to TimBuckTwo

D.K.: I shall read a book.The Artemis Fowl series is good.I have all 3.Artemis Fowl, Artemis Fowl and the Artic Incident and Artemis Fowl and the Eternity code. (that's the AF book)

Ness:Listen g we do not care bout some guy wit a girls names.Lets have rap battles ya'll!

Kirby: YA!

Ness:... SFX ribbit ribbit

Kirby:Ness Il a un grand plainte. (that's French 4 those four ppl who didn't know.it means ness is a big female dog.)

Kirby:I win!Je parle en francious!

Zelda:Were did you learn to speak French.

Kirby:I have no idea!But I win.It didn't rhyme but he didn't talk so I win!

Y Link: It's a conspiracy I tell ya!Sleep with one eye open!!!!!!!! gets taken away by the metal institution

Mewtwo: Nous et idiotes !

Kirby: That's French for we are idiots!Hey were here!

FA: We are here in the glourious country of CANADA!

C. Falcon:bomb.

FA:AHHHHHHHHH EVERY DUCK!

Everyone: everone leaves the plane and enters the rich Canadian soil!