Author's notes – Hey everybody! Sorry for the delay, I'm working on two school newspapers at the exact same time, and they both have the same deadline. Ack! Oh well, that's what I get for being the editor. Anywho, I did manage to find time to write this, so I hope you enjoy it. If you've noticed that I've slowed down (instead of 17 episodes I only managed to get through 11 this time), it's because the episodes are becoming much more intricate. The middle of the series is the most important and detailed part, and I'm right in the heart of it. Actually, I downplayed the last few episodes (chapter 2).

Rated – R for frequent swearing

By – Merc

InuYasha – The Condensed Commentary Version

Kagome – InuYasha sure has been turning full-youkai lately.

*Toto-Sai appears out of nowhere*

Toto-Sai – That's because his indestructible and unbreakable sword is actually a triple threat. It protects InuYasha, it's made as a balance between brothers, AND it constrains his full-youkai blood. So InuYasha, you idiot, when you throw the damn indestructible and unbreakable sword away like that, you let loose your inner demon.

InuYasha – You say that like it's a bad thing.

Toto-Sai – You'll kill yourself eventually.

InuYasha – So?

Toto-Sai – Just fight with the damn sword.

InuYasha – But the thing is so fucking HEAVY! See?

*Pulls out indestructible and unbreakable sword, his arm promptly crashing to the ground with its weight.*

InuYasha - How do I fix this?

Toto-Sai – Become stronger.

InuYasha – We no DUH!

Toto-Sai – No, I mean, uh…here, just fight this dude named Ryuukossei. Beat him and your indestructible and unbreakable sword will go back to a normal weight.

InuYasha – That's it? Sweet!

*Runs off to kill Ryuukossei.*

Toto-Sai – Shit. WAIT INUYASHA!!! I forgot to tell you that your father DIED trying to beat this guy!

*InuYasha's out of earshot. Toto-Sai freaks out and goes to tell the group.*

Kagome – Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?! You mean that suicidal idiot went off to do battle with the very guy that killed his dad?

*Myouga pops out of nowhere*

Kagome – Can't you suck on somebody else's neck for a change?

Mygouga – Hm, let me think about that. No.

Kagome – Damn.

Sango – Why are you here?

Myouga – To tell you guys the story of InuYasha's father.

Shippou – Oh boy…

*Five hours later*

Myouga – And that's the end of that.

Sango – You suck at telling stories.

Miroku – So this Ryuukossei is a real bad ass eh?

Toto-Sai – Pretty much. Ryuukossei's got some mad skillz on him.

Miroku – Well InuYasha's not exactly the worst fighter in the world.

Toto-Sai – Yeah but his skillz aren't as mad as Ryuukossei's.

Sango – That idiot.

*Miroku gropes Sango. Sango slaps Miroku.*

Miroku – There's got to be a better way to flirt than this.

*InuYasha finds Ryuukossei. He frees him from this random tree that his father stuck him to with his tooth. That's right, his tooth. Kikyou can stick InuYasha to a tree with something cool like an arrow, but InuYasha's dad had to use his tooth. Anywho, a bunch of gloating, male posturing, threatening, swearing, and posing later, Ryuukossei proceeds to beat the living crap out of InuYasha. Meanwhile the rest of the group shows up on Kirara, but being the helpful people that they are, they all just sit there like bumps on a log and watch.*

InuYasha – Uhhhhhhhhh…*Lays comatose on the ground.*

Shippou – Sucks to be him.

Kagome – GET UP INUYASHA!!!

*InuYasha gets up, throws the indestructible and unbreakable sword away, and tries to fight. He suppresses his demon blood. By some Weird Twist of Miraculous Fate™, InuYasha picks up the indestructible and unbreakable sword again and magically learns how to use its ultimate attack.*

InuYasha – Ryuukossei, you've got mad skillz, but not as mad as mine! BAKURYUU!!!

*InuYasha blasts Ryuukossei into next Tuesday.*

Toto-Sai – D00d, he totally just learned the most powerful attack possible courtesy of indestructible and unbreakable sword.

Miroku – W00t!

Sango – Wow, it's so bright and loud.

InuYasha – And you guys thought I was screwed. Keh.

Kagome – Quit while you're ahead.

*Everything goes back to normal. InuYasha brags for awhile, but is eventually subdued by a PMSy Kagome. Shippou falls in love, but nobody cares.*

Sango – Ok, seeing as how the producers of this series went completely, 100% out of order from the manga, I'm going to conveniently leave for three days to fix my big-ass boomerang while you guys go on some random hyginx which took place before my appearance in the manga. Have fun! *Flies off*

Miroku – Woohoo, a break!

Shippou – Oh sure, nobody cares when I fall in love, but everybody's all eying Miroku to see how he handle's his crush's absence! I hate my life.

Miroku – And to think we don't even get together until volume 30 in the manga.

*A bunch of stuff involving a really ugly dude who looks like he gorges on McDonalds five times a day happens. The guy for one reason or another is really, REALLY obsessed with peaches.*

Peach Man – I need to feed my peaches of immortality…with HUMANS! BWAHAHAHA!!!

Miroku – Why are humans always subjected to this?

Kagome – Good thing we get our revenge when we emerge the dominant species later on.

Shippou – Ha ha, sucks to be Miroku and Kagome.

Kagome – Shaddap.

Miroku – InuYasha's human too right now.

InuYasha – Shaddap.

Peach Man – Because this is anime, I'll only take the main character/babe of the bunch.

*Peach Man takes Kagome to what looks like a hot tub*

Male Audience – ALL RIGHT, GRATUITOUS BATH SCENE™!!!

Kagome – Damnit, why can't these people ever leave my frickin' clothes on?

InuYasha – I'm here to save you from the Gratuitous Bath Scene™.

Kagome – About damn time. *Eyes male audience disapprovingly*

*Kagome stands up completely nude, thus giving InuYasha the full benefit of the Gratuitous Bath Scene™.*

InuYasha – *Ahem*

*InuYasha, being the she-male that he is, turns around without even oogling. Kagome hugs him for some strange reason. She then finds Miroku and Shippou staring at her.*

Miroku – It's times like these that I'm happy to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Shippou – Must…avert…eyes…

Kagome – HENTAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Later on, InuYasha fights Peach Man and gets thrown off a cliff in his human form.*

InuYasha – Hey, I just had a startling realization. I love Kagome.

Miroku – Of COURSE he figures this out as he flies down the side of a cliff in a 2,000 foot death-plunge.

Shippou – You know he'll live. The Laws of Anime™ state that the main character will never die until the end of the series, if at all. And even if he did then he'd probably come back to life.

Author – Yeah *glares at Neo-Genesis Evangeleon, 3x3 Eyes, and Excel Saga.*

*Everyone eventually defeats the fatty Peach Man. A bunch of filler stuff happens to Sango and she eventually comes back.*

Sango – I'm back!

Everyone – Yay!

*Later on…*

Tsubaki – Hello everyone!

Kaede – WHAT THE CRAP?! You're still alive?

Kagome – I'm lost.

Sango – Goes double for me.

Tsubaki – Yo, what's shakin' bacon? I am/was Kikyou's rival.

InuYasha – It shows in your use of 50-year-old vocabulary.

Tsubaki – Groovy disco-dawg.

Kagome – AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, SOMEBODY STOP THE HORRIBLE SLANG!!!

Miroku – So who are you again?

Tsubaki – Well jeepers, my name's Tsubaki, or Lady Tsubaki to you. If you think Kikyou's a bitch, take a look at me. I'm so bitchy that my name is synonymous with PMS. Also, I'm unbelievably vain. I was supposed to get the Shikon no Tama to guard over 50 years ago but nooooooooooooooooooooo, that stupid warthog of a miko Kikyou got it.

Kaede – Well of COURSE she got the damn jewel. You were already dabbling in the black arts by then!

Tsubaki – Shut up, I'm telling the story. Anywho, I tried to curse-kill that f-ugly Kikyou but it didn't work because she batted away the demon I sent after her. That jerk sent my demon straight for my eye, and now my face is scarred, although you can't tell thanks to the wonders of Revlon and Cover Girl. Even when I did try to get back at her later on, she had some stupid hanyou-thing guarding her.

InuYasha – That would be me.

Tsubaki – You're still alive?

InuYasha – I could ask the same of you.

Tsubaki – You haven't aged a bit.

InuYasha – Oh, what, and you have? You don't look a day over 17!

*A bunch of fighting and cursing happens.*

Tsubaki – I curse you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you…

Kagome – Hey, don't curse-kill me! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Sango – DAMNIT WOULD YOU STOP IT ALREADY?!

Tsubaki – And you and you and you and you…

*Suddenly Kikyou comes*

Kikyou – Wazzup Tsubaki?

Tsubaki – Hey great, I was just trying to curse-kill your reincarnation.

Author – Can I add a suggestion? How about curse-killing Kikyou while you're at it.

Kikyou – Can I help?

Tsubaki – Hope you don't mind that I was also trying to kill your ex-boyfriend.

Kikyou - *Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl*

*A major miko cat-fight ensues. *

Miroku – Add a tub of mud and put those two in bikinis and I'd swear I was in heaven.

Shippou – Do you have an eternal boner or something? Sheesh!

*Meanwhile…*

Sango – Hang in there Kagome.

Tsubaki – Glad to see my curse-killing is working.

Kagome – THIS FUCKING HURTS!!!

*Kagome has a bunch of curse-induced dreams involving everyone living in her time.*

Miroku – Crap, she's starting to show the side-effects of (smoking too much pot) Tsubaki's curse.

Tsubaki – Hahahaha, I'm having fun killing your boyfriend.

Kikyou – Fuck you.

Kagome – This sucks.

*More cat-fighting ensues. Tsubaki has a big snake-thing thrown at her eye and it makes her face look like its got varicose veins.*

Tsubaki – MY FACE!!! You shit heads, that was my FACE!!!

InuYasha – Funny, I thought it was your ass.

*Tsubaki runs away*

Kikyou – Straight up 'ho, there's only room for one bitchin' miko in this world, yo.

Kagome – I would hate you but that would entail having to hate myself and then that would entail that I'd have self-esteem issues and…

*The group recuperates and goes after Tsubaki. Along the way they meet two mikos who are of no importance to the storyline at all. After a typical Miroku-fondling, the group manages fight them off. They then go after Tsubaki some more.*

Tsubaki – You people have no lives, do you?

Kagome – Besides chasing you, at the moment, no.

Sango – Don't you have tests or something back home Kagome?

Kagome – Screw school, I'll just mooch off my friends when I get back.

*Tsubaki turns into an ogre.*

Tsubaki – BWAHAHAHA!!! You can't beat me now that I'm an ogre!

Miroku – This from the chick that was freaking out over a little ink-spill on her face?

Shippou – Ok, at first you looked hot, but now you're just f-ugly!

*Tsubaki attacks Kagome.*

InuYasha – Hey Shrek, pick on somebody your own size.

*InuYasha beats Tsubaki with his indestructible and unbreakable sword.*

Tsubaki – Ow…

InuYasha – Who da man? Uh-huh, InuYasha in da house!

*Kagura comes and steals a Shikon fragment which Tsubaki apparently had in her back.*

Kaede – So THAT'S why you never grew old.

Kagome – Ew, well she is now.

*Tsubaki turns freakishly old and disintegrates.*

Kaede – One down, one to go.

Kikyou – Now wait a minute!

Kagome – Can I do it?

Kikyou – Bite me.

Miroku – Gladly.

Sango – I still don't understand why I fall for you. *bonk*

End of Commentaries for episodes 53 - 64

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Yup, only 11 episodes covered in this one. That's because the series is the most intricate right here. Well, it is until episode 101 I should say. Anywho, I have to slow down because there's a lot of important info that might have people lost if I didn't cover. Please review, because I really love the motivation. I don't get many reviews, so I seriously appreciate each and every one. Please? Pretty please with sugar on top?