Author's notes – To everyone who's been reviewing so far, you're all totally sweet. I love every single review you've given me, it makes my day to see a new review-notice in my e-mail Inbox. A shout out to all of the online (and offline) readers of this fic! Now then, I need to get serious for a moment. Here's the deal, right now I'm under a crushing amount of pressure and stress from my high school newspaper (I'm the editor), math, and art (yes, you heard my right, art class). I'm trying to get these next few parts out as fast as I can, but for right now you all must bear with me. I'm sorry for the delays that will inevitably come up. I'm graduating in two weeks and combined with everything else that's going on, I'm currently in schedule hell.
Rated – R for swearing.
By – Merc
InuYasha – The Condensed Commentary Version
Author – InuYasha's indestructible and unbreakable sword was freakishly heavy until InuYasha went and beat the crap outta this one youkai that had sorta killed his dad. Then it got light, much to the satisfaction of InuYasha and Toto-Sai, and much to the dissatisfaction of Sesshomaru, Kouga, and Naraku. When we last left off, Kikyou got bitch-slapped by Tsubaki The Annoyingly Vain, who led everyone on a really annoying wild goose chase and in the end turned into Shrek…I mean an ogre and was eventually killed.
Kagome – Hooray, a filler episode!
InuYasha – It's getting late, let's turn in for the night.
*Miroku cons everyone into an inn*
Miroku – No need to thank me.
Shippou – Sweet digs.
Sango – Damn you and your horrible hypocritical ways.
*Later on that night, the door to Miroku's room opens*
Miroku – Why can't hotel cleaning ladies ever come at a decent hour?
*Sango walks in*
Miroku – Sango?
Sango - *COLD BLANK STARE*
Miroku – What are you doing here?
Sango - *COLD BLANK STARE*
Miroku – Ah, I see now. I see it in your eyes…
Sango - *COLD BLANK STARE*
Miroku – I knew you couldn't resist me for too long baby. Grab some bed and let's get it on!
*Sango attacks Miroku. She later gains back consciousness and doesn't remember anything. Later on Miroku attacks Sango. He then regains consciousness and doesn't remember anything. Then Kagome goes crazy and regains consciousness, blah blah blah, followed by Shippou. You all know where I'm going with this. Finally, InuYasha looses his mind.*
Shippou – What the crap?
InuYasha – Come on Shippou *starts to take off his clothes seductively* I'll give you my first time…tee hee!
Kagome – What the FUCK?!
Miroku – And you say I'm a pedophile!
Sango – Oh God the yaoi-ness! Somebody please stop the yaoi-ness!
Shonen-ai/Yaoi fanfic authors - *Begin writing furiously*
Shippou – GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!
Kagome – Stop it before the shonon-ai and yaoi authors get ahold of this!
Shonen-ai/Yaoi fanfic authors – Too late!
Kagome – Shit. OSUWARI!!!
*InuYasha comes back to reality*
InuYasha – Where am I?
Shippou – ANYTHING BUT INUYASHA LOVIN'!!! ANYTHING!!! SOMEBODY SAVE ME!!!
InuYasha – What's he going on about?
Miroku – You tried to have sex with him.
InuYasha - *Faints*
*Later on it's revealed that everyone went crazy because Myouga had some random fiancée from the boondocks and forgot to let everyone know. So the fiancée went and possessed everybody in an effort to find Myouga.*
Myouga – Crap, I thought I had gotten rid of her. *Runs away* BACHELOR FOREVER BABY!!!
*Some more really random stuff happens involving Kouga getting his crack stash…I mean jewel shards taken from him by Kagura. Kagura then tries to join forces with Sesshomaru.*
Kagura – Let's kill Naraku together.
Sesshomaru – *FRIGID-COLD SILENCE*
Kagura – Please?
Sesshomaru – *FRIGID-COLD SILENCE*
Kagura – Pretty please?
Sesshomaru – *FRIGID-COLD SILENCE*
Kagura – Pretty please with sugar on top?
Sesshomaru – *FRIGID COLD SILENCE*
Kagura – You know you wanna.
Sesshomaru – No.
Kagura – PLEASE?!
Sesshomaru – No.
Kagura – Come on, I'll sleep with you if you do. You know you want me baby.
Sesshomaru – How about I kill you and save Naraku the trouble.
Kagura – Fuck you.
Sesshomaru – *FRIGID-COLD SILENCE*
*Kouga and InuYasha and everyone else chase after Kagura for the shards. Kagura flips them the bird. InuYasha flips her his indestructible and unbreakable sword.*
Kagome – By the way, InuYasha, uh, just an FYI…
InuYasha – What?
Kagome – You're kinda, sorta, maybe…human.
InuYasha – Oh yeah, forgot about that.
Kouga – AH-HA!!! I found out your secret! I found out your secret, I found out your secret, nya nya nya nya nya!
Kagome – Please don't tell anyone Kouga-poo. *Makes big, loving, dough eyes.*
Kouga – Anything for you my darling Kagome-kins.
Sango – That was easy.
Kagura – What about me? I know your secret now too! HA HA!!!
InuYasha – Like I care? I'll declare it to the fuckin' world if I have to!
Miroku – Let's not but say we did.
*They fight. Kagura is injured and ends up letting go of Kouga's crack supply…I mean Shikon jewels. Everyone is happy.*
Kouga – I got my jewels back.
Kagome – Yay.
InuYasha – Damn.
Sango & Miroku – We'll just stand idly by like the unappreciated secondary characters that we are.
Shippou – What about me?
Sango & Miroku – Nobody cares about you.
*And indeed nobody does, as Shippou in the next wonderful filler episode goes on some wacky adventure that nobody cares about nor cares to remember.*
Shippou – Finally, an episode about me!
InuYasha – Nobody cares.
Shippou – Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
*Later on, a stark-naked dead dude falls out of Naraku.*
Shonen-ai/Yaoi fanfic authors - *Writes furiously*
* The Stark-Naked Dude™ turns around and is found to be faceless. From then on in Stark-Naked Dude™ runs around ripping people's faces off.*
InuYasha – Who the hell are you?
Kagome & Sango - *Whistle approvingly*
Miroku – My God man, put some clothes on!
Stark-Naked Dude™ - Make me.
Kagome – What's the matter InuYasha, afraid you can't compare? *Nudge*
InuYasha – I'm twice the size he is!
Kagome – Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure you are.
Miroku – He's not THAT big!
Sango – Whatever makes you feel better small-pants.
Guys of the group – Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…
InuYasha – Got a name?
Stark-Naked Dude™ - Musou
*InuYasha and Musou pull draw their swords.*
InuYasha – Ha! My sword's bigger than your sword, and you know what they say about men with big swords.
Kagome – That they're trying to compensate for something?
Shippou – BURN!!!
InuYasha – You all suck.
*A bunch of fighting over the next three episodes takes place. Everyone learns that Musou (a.k.a. Stark-Naked Dude™) is in fact the discarded human heart of Onigumo, who for those of you who can't remember, is the evil dude who had scary fantasies about Kikyou and ended up turning into Naraku. A bunch of background information is revealed about Onigumo that nobody really cares about. InuYasha hacks Musou into pieces multiple times, only have him regenerate.*
InuYasha - *Cut**Hack**Slice*
Miroku – You know what, this isn't working.
Sango – No shit Sherlock, I could've told you that an hour ago!
Kagome – Hey InuYasha, you think you might wanna stop hacking him up for a sec while we try to come up with a tactical plan?
InuYasha - *Blank stare*
Sango – Oy…
Kagome – Never mind, go back to hacking.
*Meanwhile in Narakuland…*
Naraku – Ow…
Kagura – What?
Naraku – I guess I still need Stark-Naked Dude™ in order to live.
Kanna The Albino Naraku-Slave™ – Uh, then you might wanna get him.
*Meanwhile, back at the hacking site…*
InuYasha – WHY *chop* WON'T *hack* YOU *cut* DIE *slice*?!
Musou - *Regenerates*
InuYasha – This sucks big hairy ass.
Musou - *Sticks out tongue*
Miroku – Hey InuYasha, while you were busy making an ass out of yourself, we all came up with a tactical plan.
InuYasha - *Blank stare*
Miroku – *Shaking his head* Just aim for the scar on his back.
InuYasha – Ok…
*Naraku comes and takes Musou away.*
Kagome – Nice timing.
InuYasha – WARGH!!!
*InuYasha follows Naraku, who has gone into a foreboding and obscure part of the forest. Naraku re-absorbs Musou.*
Shonen-ai/yaoi fanfic authors - *Writes furiously*
*InuYasha tries to kill Naraku, but is stopped by his impenetrably-strong and multi-colored barrier.*
Naraku – Nya nya nya nya nya nya!
InuYasha – Hey baboon-butt, quit hiding behind your impenetrably-strong and multi-colored barrier and fight me like a man…er, youkai…er, hanyou…er, just fight me!
*Naraku leaves.*
InuYasha – WUSS!!!
*InuYasha goes to Toto-Sai to see if he can upgrade his sword to version 4.0*
Toto-Sai – What do you want?
InuYasha – Make my sword stronger.
Toto-Sai – Why?
InuYasha – I need to break through an impenetrably-strong and multi-colored barrier.
Toto-Sai - Oh. Uh, what did you want again?
InuYasha – Make my sword stronger.
Toto-Sai – Why?
InuYasha – I need to break through an impenetrably-strong and multi-colored barrier.
*An entire episode composed of InuYasha becoming Toto-Sai's bitch…I mean lackey later…*
Toto-Sai – What did you want again?
InuYasha - Urge to kill…rising.
End of Commentaries for episodes 65 – 72
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Hehe, well I hope you liked this installment of the episodes. I understand that many of the readers here haven't seen this far into the series, so I've begun to slow down my episode ascent and put more detail (with added poetic license of course) into the ones that I'm commenting on. Please review, they're my incentive to keep writing. Reviews totally make my day.
