Title: Five Galleons A Shag
Author: Vickie
Genre: Humor/ Romance
Notes: HP/RW, HG/RW. You don't read anything, it's just implied.
1- Five Galleons a Shag
Harry and Hermione were eating breakfast in the Great Hall when Ron walks in looking smashing in a brand new robe and brand new shoes. His other clothes were totally new too. Harry and Hermione noticed this immediately as it made a dramatic change in Ron's appearance. They stared at him curiously. "Hey Ron, what's with the new look?" asks Harry. "Oh, nothing I'm just a little better off now, financially," says Ron, casually. He grabs a bagel as he sits down and starts buttering it. "Well," says Hermione, "that's great Ron, really. But do you mind me asking 'how?" She looked at him hopefully. "Well, Hermione," began Ron as he took a bite of his bagel, "I've recently taken up gigolo-ing. It's really kind of fun and the money's great." Harry's and Hermione's jaws dropped simultaneously. "Are fucking kidding?" stammered Harry. Ron smiled and took another bite of his bagel. "Well, how much do you charge?" asked Harry. He was still in shock. Ron looked up thoughtfully and blankly replied. "Five galleons." Hermione stared at Harry with a confused expression on her face. "So are you saying that you'll just fuck anyone that has five galleons, no questions asked?" Ron chuckled. "Yeah, that pretty much sums it up." He returned to his bagel. Hermione was thoughtful. Then, without warning, she stood up, reached into her pocket and pulled out five galleons from her pocket. She tossed them on the table and grabbed Ron by the arm as he stuffed the rest of his bagel in his mouth. "Come on, lets go," she said as she dragged Ron away. Hermione quickly rushed him out of the Hall. Harry assumed that they were headed for Gryffindor tower. He looked around and thought about the odd scene he had just witnessed. He shrugged. "Oh well," he whispered to himself. Odd things were always happening at Hogwarts. Harry turned to his left and saw that Dean Thomas and Seamus Finnigan were eating breakfast and talking casually and an idea occurred to him. "Hey Dean," he called, "Can I borrow five galleons?"
The End.
Author: Vickie
Genre: Humor/ Romance
Notes: HP/RW, HG/RW. You don't read anything, it's just implied.
1- Five Galleons a Shag
Harry and Hermione were eating breakfast in the Great Hall when Ron walks in looking smashing in a brand new robe and brand new shoes. His other clothes were totally new too. Harry and Hermione noticed this immediately as it made a dramatic change in Ron's appearance. They stared at him curiously. "Hey Ron, what's with the new look?" asks Harry. "Oh, nothing I'm just a little better off now, financially," says Ron, casually. He grabs a bagel as he sits down and starts buttering it. "Well," says Hermione, "that's great Ron, really. But do you mind me asking 'how?" She looked at him hopefully. "Well, Hermione," began Ron as he took a bite of his bagel, "I've recently taken up gigolo-ing. It's really kind of fun and the money's great." Harry's and Hermione's jaws dropped simultaneously. "Are fucking kidding?" stammered Harry. Ron smiled and took another bite of his bagel. "Well, how much do you charge?" asked Harry. He was still in shock. Ron looked up thoughtfully and blankly replied. "Five galleons." Hermione stared at Harry with a confused expression on her face. "So are you saying that you'll just fuck anyone that has five galleons, no questions asked?" Ron chuckled. "Yeah, that pretty much sums it up." He returned to his bagel. Hermione was thoughtful. Then, without warning, she stood up, reached into her pocket and pulled out five galleons from her pocket. She tossed them on the table and grabbed Ron by the arm as he stuffed the rest of his bagel in his mouth. "Come on, lets go," she said as she dragged Ron away. Hermione quickly rushed him out of the Hall. Harry assumed that they were headed for Gryffindor tower. He looked around and thought about the odd scene he had just witnessed. He shrugged. "Oh well," he whispered to himself. Odd things were always happening at Hogwarts. Harry turned to his left and saw that Dean Thomas and Seamus Finnigan were eating breakfast and talking casually and an idea occurred to him. "Hey Dean," he called, "Can I borrow five galleons?"
The End.
