Okay this is kinda short, but I just thought I would explain what's going on with Jesse while he is in Paul's evil clutches MUAH HA HA!!!! *ahem * right I'm sorry It keeps taking me so long to update I will try harder in the future.

By the way FanFiction.net should have a 1-800-Where-R-You (it's another series by Jenny Carroll) section. If anyone knows a place on the internet where they got them, let me know.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Jesse is so hot! Wait, wasn't I supposed to say something else? Oh yeah. If I owned Suze I'd make her stop being a girlie girl, if I owned Jesse I'd hug him for all eternity, and if I owned Paul I'd kick his arse and tell him to get his own girlfriend. Unfortunately, I don't own anything from the Mediator, but I can still hope. *sigh*
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Chapter 4

We Got BIG Problems
*Previous, Still in Jesse's Point of View*

When I finally woke up, I was chained to a rather unpleasant wall in an unplesanter looking medieval-like dungeon. And then Paul Slater's face loomed out of the darkness.

"Well," he said with a sneer, "hello Jesse."

"Slater," I growled, shaking the chains that shackled me to the wall, my dead fingers itching to rap around his throat, "I am going to kill you."

"Well I knew you were stupid, that's obvious since you thought your relationship(which he spat out like poison, his voice full of malice) with Suze would work, but I didn't know you were that stupid. Do you honestly think your going to get free? Your chained to a freakin (only he didn't say freakin) wall in my dungeon. I rather torture you for all eternity then let you go. No Jesse, you are the object of my revenge.

Nombre de Dios, he is such an idiot, "Paul, I'm already dead; there isn't too much that you can do too hurt me."

"Oh really," he drawled. Suddenly his eyes went a demonic red...wait... demonic? *Flashback to a barely conscious moment: "My name is Rowan, the demonslayer."* Okay, demonslayer after Paul. The only reason that a demonslayer would go after Paul would be if he was a... demon. Nombre de Dios! (No that's not good enough for this, how about...) CRAP!!(much better).

"So now you begin to understand," Paul continued. "I made a bargain with a demon: your damnation and Suze...for my soul. I think I got the better half of the deal. Plus, now I have all sorts of useful gifts." A blinding light, like the flash of a million cameras, pierced the air. When the dots cleared from my vision, a new figure was standing next to Paul; it was... Susannah. No it wasn't Susannah; the girl looked like her, only with Paul red eyes. "It not her," Slater said, stroking her cheek, "but it will be soon."

And then he kissed her.

NOMBRE DE DIOS! I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!!!!!! Okay, calm down Jesse. It's not Susannah, it's not Susannah, it's not Susannah, he is just trying to get under your skin. It's not Susannah, it's not Susannah, it's not Susannah, it's not...okay why is Paul kissing her so hard? "HEY!!! DON'T PUT YOUR HAND THERE!! SLATER!!!!!!!!!!"
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