Finally! I've been wanting to write this chapter forever! HAHAH!!!
... by the way... is ANYONE reading this story? I really hope so! This story's my favorite of anything I've written... -=glare=- if you're not reading, I'll MAKE YOU!!! BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! --Dr. X
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Pokémon Alpha
by the Mysterious Dr. X
episode six
Mental Challenge of the Samurai
-=opening this week's episode is another scene in Viridian Forest. A surprisingly well-kept little log cabin in the middle of the forest, to be exact! The cliché panning close-up of said cabin begins as we hear...=-
Dexter: Hi-ho, everyone! Dexter the PokéDex here! The Narrator's out on his lunch break, so I'm filling in for him at the moment! Now, if you saw the previous episodes, you'll probably remember what happened, but I'm obliged to tell you anyway! So... Ash managed to catch another pokémon (a caterpie), Team Rocket hopped out at us, the caterpie used his string-shot attack, and... well, now we're all at this cabin. I think that pretty much sums it up, don't you? WAUGH!
-=we suddenly see Ash holding Dexter=-
Ash: Okay, Dexter. That's enough... -=reaches up to flip Dexter's power switch=-
Dexter: Wait! No! NO! Please! You don't want to do this! -=as Ash's finger approaches the switch far too slowly and dramatically=- WE WILL BURY YOUUUUUU-- -=click=- UuUuuuuuu.... urgh! -=Dexter shuts off=-
-=the camera pulls back more to show a really nice little room with two beds, a bathroom section, a little desk, some chairs... It looks like a log cabin hotel room. The unbelievable convenience of this is sickening. Ash is sitting on the side of one of the beds, holding Dexter. As Ash makes to return Dexter back to the pocket of his jacket (which is draped over one of the desk chairs), James enters from the bathroom, drying his hair, and shirtless. Several Pokémon Alpha fangirls ogle him and coo. Everyone else gags=-
James: -=obligatory l33t comment=- w00t! We most certainly were lucky to happen upon this astoundingly well-kept little log cabin!
Ash: Complete with hot and cold running water yet!
James: -=nods=- Mm-hmm. It would have been nearly impossible to get that caterpie silk off without it...
Ash: Yeah. Buttercup wanted to apologize for that, by the way...
James: -=smiles and laughs amiably=- Don't worry about it! -=Ash's hand (with Buttercup sitting upon it) cheezily rises up in front of James' face=- Hahaha! Get that thing out of my face...
Ash: Okay -=heaves Buttercup over his shoulder and out the window. You really have to wonder why the little bug likes Ash so much. James starts rummaging through his backpack (that for some reason, we never actually see). Ash, being a weird little schizo, suddenly changes the subject without warning=- Pfft. You know, I'll bet those dumb GIRLS are being all stupid... having a little tea party in their pajamas and stuff! -=James makes a little noise and we see him with a kind of pouty look in his face=-
Ash: What? - -; Do YOU wanna' have a pajama party now?
James: -=we now see him with his backpack. A teapot and pair of PJ's are sticking out of it=- ... n-no... I guess not... -=looks down, all ashamed of himself=-
-=now we're suddenly granted the wonderfully HORRIFYING image of Meowth's face close up as he hisses and snarls like a baby=-
Meowth: OWCH! OW! HEY! DAT HOITS!!!
Jessie: -=in her pajamas, hair wrapped in a towel, and working caterpie silk out of Meowth's fur=- Be quiet, Meowth! If you weren't such a little fraidy-cat, you could have just taken a bath and we wouldn't have to do this!
Meowth: -=wincing and pawing at her=- OW! Don't call me a "fraidy-cat"! It's a well-known fact dat all cats hate wata'! OW!
-=the camera does another pull-back to show Jessie, Misty, Meowth, and Roadkill in a room identical to the one James and Ash were in=-
Misty: -=sitting on one of the beds with Roadkill in her lap=- So, Jessie... Why exactly ARE you three stalking us now?
Jessie: -=sighs=- Oh, our boss told us... -=Meowth's paw comes up to swat at her and she smacks it away=- STOP IT! Anyway, our boss got all cryptic on us and told us to kidnap your pikachu or else...
Roadkill: -=close up with drama-lines around him=- PikAA? O_O
Misty: Well that's kind of dumb. I mean... Pikachu are pretty common. Wouldn't he rather you steal something rare and elusive?
Meowth: -_-; Ya'd t'ink so... but our boss can be kinda' weird sometimes... OWCH!
Jessie: -_-; Yeah... he's a real weirdo...
Misty: -_-; He sounds like it...
Jessie: HEY! -=glares demonically at Misty=- NEVER speak badly of the Boss!!!
Misty: ... but you just did...
Jessie: Did I? -=blinks vacantly for a moment while still picking at Meowth's fur=-
Meowth: Meee-YOWCH!!! DAT REALLY HOIT!!! -=leaps up and starts scratching at Jessie. Jessie shrieks and grabs Meowth and the two of them fall on the floor, fighting like mad. Misty and Roadkill sigh=-
-=Now we see Ash and James again. They are in their pajamas and drinking tea=-
Both: -=putting their hands up to their mouths and giggling like little girls=- TEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!
Ash: -=wiggling his feet=- So come on, James! Whooooo do you like? =^_^= Teehee!!!
James: -=blushing=- No one!
Ash: Nuh-uh! -=holds up Dexter=- Dexter's match-maker program says you have a secret crush!
Dexter: -=painted pink, with a little heart on his screen=- ... -=sigh=- don't hate me for this, folks. i had no say in the matter...
James: -=fidgeting and rubbing his hands together=- Well... I... I... I guess I... kinda' like... Jessie! -=squeals and covers his face in embarrassment. Ash shrieks painfully loud and falls over, laughing and wiggling his feet. Dexter hovers momentarily after Ash collapses, sighs again, and falls down with a "SMACK!"=-
Ash: Ow!
-=we now see outside the cabin again. Through a clearing in the trees, we can see the sun shining down on the cabin. A gunshot is heard and the sun suddenly plummets out of sight and crashes. Then the moon springs up with a "BOIYOING!" sound=-
Dexter: Later that night! -=click=- Aarrrrgh... -=shuts down=-
-=Meowth, Dirty Bird, Roadkill, and Buttercup are all outside, sitting on a tree stump and looking up at the moon. They're all chugging PokéBeers and they're lying on their backs, with huge beer bellies=-
Roadkill: -=narrows his blood-shot eyes. He's very drunk=- PiiIIiIii...kachuuuu... [I don' like the way that mmmoon'sh lookin' at me...]
Dirty Bird: -=belches loudly and lets out a string of pidgey curse-words about the moon=-
Meowth: -=also very drunk with bloodshot eyes=- Stupid moon! T'inkin' it's betta' dan alla' us! I sssshay we go beat it up!!!
-=the pokémon all cheer for Meowth's brilliant plan=-
Buttercup: Squeeee~ SQUEE SQUEE!!! Squeee~eeeee? -=since, for some reason, we're not allowed to have a translation of what Buttercup ever says, we're just given this image of Buttercup as a beautiful butterfly, flying up to see the moon. It's all very touching and gives us the concept that Buttercup dreams of some day being a creature of beauty=-
Meowth: -=uninspired=- Yeah... dat's, uh... pretty heavy, dere, Buttacup... -=Dirty Bird bounces an empty beer can off Buttercup's head and they all laugh drunkenly=-
-=the next day, all of the humans wake up bright and early and head outside to start their journey anew=-
Ash: Now back to our Pokémon Adventure™!
Misty: Wow, Ash! You actually remembered what was going on for once!
Ash: -=nods=- The voices in my head reminded me!
Jessie: -=squeals=- You have voices in your head too! What do they sound like? Mine sound like Tony the Tiger and Cap'n Crunch!
Ash: Really? Mine sound like rampaging demons!
-=before we get a chance to be disturbed by this, James speaks up=-
James: Well, we'd better be on our separate way so we can pop up out of nowhere and surprise you and then fail miserably to steal your pokémon later on...
Jessie: -=nods=- You're right. -=turns to look at the pokémon, all hungover by the stump=- Come on, Meowth!
Meowth: -=clutching his head in pain=- Oyyyy... whut did I do last night? -=Jessie and James pick him up and dash off=-
Both: AWAY! -=James flings a rose behind him as they leave. Misty shakes her head=-
Misty: Idiots...
Ash: -=walks over to his pokèmon, clapping his hands=- Okay, everyone! Hop to it! Time to get back on the road!
Roadkill: PikaaaaAAaaAAaa... [Ohhh... my head...]
Dirty Bird: -=flailing around=- Pirdiee... pirrrrrrdie! [I'm DYYYYYIN'!]
Ash: That's nice. Now where's Buttercup? -=looks around=- Buttercup? Buuuuuttercu- -=gasp=- DEAR SWEET HEAVENLY ICTHUS NO!!!!
Misty: -=groans and looms over his shoulder=- What now, wonder-boy?
Ash: -=screams with tears running down his face and points to the stump, where there now sits a weird green shell=- BUTTERCUP'S BEEN EATEN BY A FOSSILIZED FROG TURD!!!
-=a very angry growl is heard from Ash's pocket=-
Dexter: Ash... that's a metapod... it's the cocoon stage of a caterpie... it turns into that BEFORE reaching its adult stage, you GREAT THUNDERING SIMPLETON!!!
Ash: -=picks up the metapod and shakes it vigorously, with a look of madness in his eyes=- WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH BUTTERCUP, YOU FIEND??? AH! WON'T TALK, EH? WELL WE'LL SEE HOW WELL YOU HOLD UP AGAINST THE AWESOME POWER OF MY MIND!!! -=he sticks his tongue out and narrows his eyes, trying to explode the thing with his imaginary psychic powers. Misty clocks him on the back of the head and Ash passes out=-
-=finally, our "heroes" are back on the road to Pewter City again=-
Ash: -=with Roadkill riding atop his head, as usual=- Hey, Misty... if Viridian Forest is so dangerous, why did we let Team Rocket just run off earlier? Wouldn't it be safer to stay together?
Misty: I never said Viridian Forest was dangerous.
Ash: Yes you did! -=flails his arms around again=- You said it was inhabited by really dangerous pokémon!
Misty: I never said that! Viridian Forest is perfectly safe, you little weirdo! GEEZE! What goes on in that demented little head of yours, anyway?
Ash: B-b-but... But I... -=his right eye twitches. Roadkill pats his head condescendingly. Suddenly, a mysterious voice causes Ash and Misty to stop in their tracks. (Roadkill, of course, tumbles off of Ash's head)=-
Voice: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, LLLLLLADIES!!!
-=the trio whirls around and stares in awe as a shamefully tubby little cartoon devil literally rolls out of the flora and onto the trail. He's your typical cartoon devil. Completely red. Little horns. Pot belly. No pants. His red, chunky butt is especially disturbing. He's also wearing a samurai helmet for no discernable reason=-
Misty: -=as Roadkill perches once more on Ash's head=- Who are YOU supposed to be?
Red Guy: -=places a hand on his chest, very pompous=- I am Samurai! -=hops up suddenly and shrieks at the top of his lungs=- LORD OF THE BEES!!! -=lands back on his feet and bats his wrist at Ash and Misty=- And I wish to challenge you to a -=very giddy=- POKéMON BATTLE! Oh yes!
Ash, Misty, and Roadkill: ...
Red Guy: -=bugs his yellowy eyes out and grins while biting his bottom lip. He looks extra-stupid. He then pulls a jar of bees out from behind his back and opens it=-
Ash, Misty, and Roadkill: ...
Red Guy: -=points wildly at our heroes=- BEEDRILL!!! -=sing-song=- Atta~aaaaaaack! -=laughs maliciously and bounces up and down on his butt=-
Ash, Misty, and Roadkill: ... -=blink=-
Red Guy: -=as the bees turn to look at him=- Hrmm? Whoa! Steady now, MEN! What are you doing??? -=they all swarm around him and attack him savagely=- AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! NO! NOOOOO!!! OOH! OH NO! PLEASE!!! AAARRGH!!! -=sounds like he likes it now=- oh... hmm... ooh...
Ash, Misty, and Roadkill: ... -=look at each other, raise their eyebrows in collective confusion, then turn and head toward Pewter City=-
Narrator: Man, good pizza. Okay, so where are we? Oh right! Um... -=panning shot of Pewter City, a nice-enough looking place even if it is all shades of grey=- And so our heroes have reached Pewter City! Soon, Ash will have succeeded in his first official pokémon victory! But what about Team Rocket? What sort of evil plans are they scheming?
-=Jessie, James, and Meowth's faces poke out of a tiny bush by the side of the road. The bush is really small and should barely be big enough for Meowth to hide behind, let alone all three of them=-
Meowth: -=as Ash walks past the "Welcome to Pewter City" sign=- Dat pikachu is ours! -=sneaky laugh=- Heh heh heh...
James: -=really goofy=- Eeeehehehehe...
Jessie: -=cackles=- Hahahahahahaaaa!~
Narrator: Tune in next week for more of Ash's exciting adventures in... Pokémon Alpha!!!
-=the scene fades out... then irises back in to show Red Guy, who is now grotesquely swollen=-
Red Guy: Ooooh... seems I'm a little... allergic to yellow jackets! -=giggles in a "silly me" way and the camera irises back out=-
To Be Continued...
-=Dragnet theme=-
Officer Jenny: Ash's third and fourth crimes were seen here... Breaking and entering of the log cabin, which was actually inhabited by a man named Flint Lee. Flint was merely out on business for the day and was none too happy about returning to a messy cabin, I can tell you! The other crime was allowing underage pokémon to drink!
-=little pause=-
Officer Jenny: -=sighs=- Sorry... I know those crimes weren't as funny as the last ones... I... I'm trying as hard as I can here... It's tough, you know? -=sniffles=- I'M SO SORRY!!! -=runs off, crying=-
Red Guy: END!!!
... by the way... is ANYONE reading this story? I really hope so! This story's my favorite of anything I've written... -=glare=- if you're not reading, I'll MAKE YOU!!! BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! --Dr. X
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Pokémon Alpha
by the Mysterious Dr. X
episode six
Mental Challenge of the Samurai
-=opening this week's episode is another scene in Viridian Forest. A surprisingly well-kept little log cabin in the middle of the forest, to be exact! The cliché panning close-up of said cabin begins as we hear...=-
Dexter: Hi-ho, everyone! Dexter the PokéDex here! The Narrator's out on his lunch break, so I'm filling in for him at the moment! Now, if you saw the previous episodes, you'll probably remember what happened, but I'm obliged to tell you anyway! So... Ash managed to catch another pokémon (a caterpie), Team Rocket hopped out at us, the caterpie used his string-shot attack, and... well, now we're all at this cabin. I think that pretty much sums it up, don't you? WAUGH!
-=we suddenly see Ash holding Dexter=-
Ash: Okay, Dexter. That's enough... -=reaches up to flip Dexter's power switch=-
Dexter: Wait! No! NO! Please! You don't want to do this! -=as Ash's finger approaches the switch far too slowly and dramatically=- WE WILL BURY YOUUUUUU-- -=click=- UuUuuuuuu.... urgh! -=Dexter shuts off=-
-=the camera pulls back more to show a really nice little room with two beds, a bathroom section, a little desk, some chairs... It looks like a log cabin hotel room. The unbelievable convenience of this is sickening. Ash is sitting on the side of one of the beds, holding Dexter. As Ash makes to return Dexter back to the pocket of his jacket (which is draped over one of the desk chairs), James enters from the bathroom, drying his hair, and shirtless. Several Pokémon Alpha fangirls ogle him and coo. Everyone else gags=-
James: -=obligatory l33t comment=- w00t! We most certainly were lucky to happen upon this astoundingly well-kept little log cabin!
Ash: Complete with hot and cold running water yet!
James: -=nods=- Mm-hmm. It would have been nearly impossible to get that caterpie silk off without it...
Ash: Yeah. Buttercup wanted to apologize for that, by the way...
James: -=smiles and laughs amiably=- Don't worry about it! -=Ash's hand (with Buttercup sitting upon it) cheezily rises up in front of James' face=- Hahaha! Get that thing out of my face...
Ash: Okay -=heaves Buttercup over his shoulder and out the window. You really have to wonder why the little bug likes Ash so much. James starts rummaging through his backpack (that for some reason, we never actually see). Ash, being a weird little schizo, suddenly changes the subject without warning=- Pfft. You know, I'll bet those dumb GIRLS are being all stupid... having a little tea party in their pajamas and stuff! -=James makes a little noise and we see him with a kind of pouty look in his face=-
Ash: What? - -; Do YOU wanna' have a pajama party now?
James: -=we now see him with his backpack. A teapot and pair of PJ's are sticking out of it=- ... n-no... I guess not... -=looks down, all ashamed of himself=-
-=now we're suddenly granted the wonderfully HORRIFYING image of Meowth's face close up as he hisses and snarls like a baby=-
Meowth: OWCH! OW! HEY! DAT HOITS!!!
Jessie: -=in her pajamas, hair wrapped in a towel, and working caterpie silk out of Meowth's fur=- Be quiet, Meowth! If you weren't such a little fraidy-cat, you could have just taken a bath and we wouldn't have to do this!
Meowth: -=wincing and pawing at her=- OW! Don't call me a "fraidy-cat"! It's a well-known fact dat all cats hate wata'! OW!
-=the camera does another pull-back to show Jessie, Misty, Meowth, and Roadkill in a room identical to the one James and Ash were in=-
Misty: -=sitting on one of the beds with Roadkill in her lap=- So, Jessie... Why exactly ARE you three stalking us now?
Jessie: -=sighs=- Oh, our boss told us... -=Meowth's paw comes up to swat at her and she smacks it away=- STOP IT! Anyway, our boss got all cryptic on us and told us to kidnap your pikachu or else...
Roadkill: -=close up with drama-lines around him=- PikAA? O_O
Misty: Well that's kind of dumb. I mean... Pikachu are pretty common. Wouldn't he rather you steal something rare and elusive?
Meowth: -_-; Ya'd t'ink so... but our boss can be kinda' weird sometimes... OWCH!
Jessie: -_-; Yeah... he's a real weirdo...
Misty: -_-; He sounds like it...
Jessie: HEY! -=glares demonically at Misty=- NEVER speak badly of the Boss!!!
Misty: ... but you just did...
Jessie: Did I? -=blinks vacantly for a moment while still picking at Meowth's fur=-
Meowth: Meee-YOWCH!!! DAT REALLY HOIT!!! -=leaps up and starts scratching at Jessie. Jessie shrieks and grabs Meowth and the two of them fall on the floor, fighting like mad. Misty and Roadkill sigh=-
-=Now we see Ash and James again. They are in their pajamas and drinking tea=-
Both: -=putting their hands up to their mouths and giggling like little girls=- TEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!
Ash: -=wiggling his feet=- So come on, James! Whooooo do you like? =^_^= Teehee!!!
James: -=blushing=- No one!
Ash: Nuh-uh! -=holds up Dexter=- Dexter's match-maker program says you have a secret crush!
Dexter: -=painted pink, with a little heart on his screen=- ... -=sigh=- don't hate me for this, folks. i had no say in the matter...
James: -=fidgeting and rubbing his hands together=- Well... I... I... I guess I... kinda' like... Jessie! -=squeals and covers his face in embarrassment. Ash shrieks painfully loud and falls over, laughing and wiggling his feet. Dexter hovers momentarily after Ash collapses, sighs again, and falls down with a "SMACK!"=-
Ash: Ow!
-=we now see outside the cabin again. Through a clearing in the trees, we can see the sun shining down on the cabin. A gunshot is heard and the sun suddenly plummets out of sight and crashes. Then the moon springs up with a "BOIYOING!" sound=-
Dexter: Later that night! -=click=- Aarrrrgh... -=shuts down=-
-=Meowth, Dirty Bird, Roadkill, and Buttercup are all outside, sitting on a tree stump and looking up at the moon. They're all chugging PokéBeers and they're lying on their backs, with huge beer bellies=-
Roadkill: -=narrows his blood-shot eyes. He's very drunk=- PiiIIiIii...kachuuuu... [I don' like the way that mmmoon'sh lookin' at me...]
Dirty Bird: -=belches loudly and lets out a string of pidgey curse-words about the moon=-
Meowth: -=also very drunk with bloodshot eyes=- Stupid moon! T'inkin' it's betta' dan alla' us! I sssshay we go beat it up!!!
-=the pokémon all cheer for Meowth's brilliant plan=-
Buttercup: Squeeee~ SQUEE SQUEE!!! Squeee~eeeee? -=since, for some reason, we're not allowed to have a translation of what Buttercup ever says, we're just given this image of Buttercup as a beautiful butterfly, flying up to see the moon. It's all very touching and gives us the concept that Buttercup dreams of some day being a creature of beauty=-
Meowth: -=uninspired=- Yeah... dat's, uh... pretty heavy, dere, Buttacup... -=Dirty Bird bounces an empty beer can off Buttercup's head and they all laugh drunkenly=-
-=the next day, all of the humans wake up bright and early and head outside to start their journey anew=-
Ash: Now back to our Pokémon Adventure™!
Misty: Wow, Ash! You actually remembered what was going on for once!
Ash: -=nods=- The voices in my head reminded me!
Jessie: -=squeals=- You have voices in your head too! What do they sound like? Mine sound like Tony the Tiger and Cap'n Crunch!
Ash: Really? Mine sound like rampaging demons!
-=before we get a chance to be disturbed by this, James speaks up=-
James: Well, we'd better be on our separate way so we can pop up out of nowhere and surprise you and then fail miserably to steal your pokémon later on...
Jessie: -=nods=- You're right. -=turns to look at the pokémon, all hungover by the stump=- Come on, Meowth!
Meowth: -=clutching his head in pain=- Oyyyy... whut did I do last night? -=Jessie and James pick him up and dash off=-
Both: AWAY! -=James flings a rose behind him as they leave. Misty shakes her head=-
Misty: Idiots...
Ash: -=walks over to his pokèmon, clapping his hands=- Okay, everyone! Hop to it! Time to get back on the road!
Roadkill: PikaaaaAAaaAAaa... [Ohhh... my head...]
Dirty Bird: -=flailing around=- Pirdiee... pirrrrrrdie! [I'm DYYYYYIN'!]
Ash: That's nice. Now where's Buttercup? -=looks around=- Buttercup? Buuuuuttercu- -=gasp=- DEAR SWEET HEAVENLY ICTHUS NO!!!!
Misty: -=groans and looms over his shoulder=- What now, wonder-boy?
Ash: -=screams with tears running down his face and points to the stump, where there now sits a weird green shell=- BUTTERCUP'S BEEN EATEN BY A FOSSILIZED FROG TURD!!!
-=a very angry growl is heard from Ash's pocket=-
Dexter: Ash... that's a metapod... it's the cocoon stage of a caterpie... it turns into that BEFORE reaching its adult stage, you GREAT THUNDERING SIMPLETON!!!
Ash: -=picks up the metapod and shakes it vigorously, with a look of madness in his eyes=- WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH BUTTERCUP, YOU FIEND??? AH! WON'T TALK, EH? WELL WE'LL SEE HOW WELL YOU HOLD UP AGAINST THE AWESOME POWER OF MY MIND!!! -=he sticks his tongue out and narrows his eyes, trying to explode the thing with his imaginary psychic powers. Misty clocks him on the back of the head and Ash passes out=-
-=finally, our "heroes" are back on the road to Pewter City again=-
Ash: -=with Roadkill riding atop his head, as usual=- Hey, Misty... if Viridian Forest is so dangerous, why did we let Team Rocket just run off earlier? Wouldn't it be safer to stay together?
Misty: I never said Viridian Forest was dangerous.
Ash: Yes you did! -=flails his arms around again=- You said it was inhabited by really dangerous pokémon!
Misty: I never said that! Viridian Forest is perfectly safe, you little weirdo! GEEZE! What goes on in that demented little head of yours, anyway?
Ash: B-b-but... But I... -=his right eye twitches. Roadkill pats his head condescendingly. Suddenly, a mysterious voice causes Ash and Misty to stop in their tracks. (Roadkill, of course, tumbles off of Ash's head)=-
Voice: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, LLLLLLADIES!!!
-=the trio whirls around and stares in awe as a shamefully tubby little cartoon devil literally rolls out of the flora and onto the trail. He's your typical cartoon devil. Completely red. Little horns. Pot belly. No pants. His red, chunky butt is especially disturbing. He's also wearing a samurai helmet for no discernable reason=-
Misty: -=as Roadkill perches once more on Ash's head=- Who are YOU supposed to be?
Red Guy: -=places a hand on his chest, very pompous=- I am Samurai! -=hops up suddenly and shrieks at the top of his lungs=- LORD OF THE BEES!!! -=lands back on his feet and bats his wrist at Ash and Misty=- And I wish to challenge you to a -=very giddy=- POKéMON BATTLE! Oh yes!
Ash, Misty, and Roadkill: ...
Red Guy: -=bugs his yellowy eyes out and grins while biting his bottom lip. He looks extra-stupid. He then pulls a jar of bees out from behind his back and opens it=-
Ash, Misty, and Roadkill: ...
Red Guy: -=points wildly at our heroes=- BEEDRILL!!! -=sing-song=- Atta~aaaaaaack! -=laughs maliciously and bounces up and down on his butt=-
Ash, Misty, and Roadkill: ... -=blink=-
Red Guy: -=as the bees turn to look at him=- Hrmm? Whoa! Steady now, MEN! What are you doing??? -=they all swarm around him and attack him savagely=- AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! NO! NOOOOO!!! OOH! OH NO! PLEASE!!! AAARRGH!!! -=sounds like he likes it now=- oh... hmm... ooh...
Ash, Misty, and Roadkill: ... -=look at each other, raise their eyebrows in collective confusion, then turn and head toward Pewter City=-
Narrator: Man, good pizza. Okay, so where are we? Oh right! Um... -=panning shot of Pewter City, a nice-enough looking place even if it is all shades of grey=- And so our heroes have reached Pewter City! Soon, Ash will have succeeded in his first official pokémon victory! But what about Team Rocket? What sort of evil plans are they scheming?
-=Jessie, James, and Meowth's faces poke out of a tiny bush by the side of the road. The bush is really small and should barely be big enough for Meowth to hide behind, let alone all three of them=-
Meowth: -=as Ash walks past the "Welcome to Pewter City" sign=- Dat pikachu is ours! -=sneaky laugh=- Heh heh heh...
James: -=really goofy=- Eeeehehehehe...
Jessie: -=cackles=- Hahahahahahaaaa!~
Narrator: Tune in next week for more of Ash's exciting adventures in... Pokémon Alpha!!!
-=the scene fades out... then irises back in to show Red Guy, who is now grotesquely swollen=-
Red Guy: Ooooh... seems I'm a little... allergic to yellow jackets! -=giggles in a "silly me" way and the camera irises back out=-
To Be Continued...
-=Dragnet theme=-
Officer Jenny: Ash's third and fourth crimes were seen here... Breaking and entering of the log cabin, which was actually inhabited by a man named Flint Lee. Flint was merely out on business for the day and was none too happy about returning to a messy cabin, I can tell you! The other crime was allowing underage pokémon to drink!
-=little pause=-
Officer Jenny: -=sighs=- Sorry... I know those crimes weren't as funny as the last ones... I... I'm trying as hard as I can here... It's tough, you know? -=sniffles=- I'M SO SORRY!!! -=runs off, crying=-
Red Guy: END!!!
