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At the Capsule Corps complex

"Man this food is GREAT!" Goku said with his mouth full of rice.

"Goku!" Chi-Chi yelled. Everyone laughed.

Just then Gohan and the others arrived.

"Hello!" Gohan called.

"Big Brother!" Goten cheered with joy as he ran up to hug Gohan. He was wearing a birthday hat too.

"Hey squirt." Tom smiled.

"Hey Tom!" Goten smiled happily.

"How's it going Goten?" Videl laughed.

"Great Videl! Huh? Hey Gohan, who's the new girl?" Goten wondered. Everyone was at the door already when he asked that.

"Yeah Gohan, who is she?" Bulma smiled a devious smile like she wanted to get Gohan in trouble. "She sure is cute."

"Gohan! Why are you with THAT girl when Videl's RIGHT HERE!" Chi-Chi screamed.

"Uh, Chi-Chi . . ." Tom started, a little nervously.

"WHAT!" She roared.

"She's my sister." Tom grinned.

Chi-Chi looked at Laura, who smiled. "Oh." Chi-Chi realized she was mistaken.

"That's your sister Tom?" Master Roshi asked. Tom nodded. Master Roshi walked up. "Well I'm glad to meet my first normal girl in ages." He taps her chest with his cane.

She put her hand out. "I'm no normal than Tom is." She mumbled coldly and blasts him in the face. It was a weak blast though, enough to burn his face.

"I was goanna warn you Roshi, but oh well." Tom laughed. Then he introduced Laura to everyone

Later

"PRESENT TIME! PRESENT TIME!" Goten cheered.

"All right Goten settle down." Goku laughed, and then he picked up a gift from the pile that was made. "This ones from Mr. Satan." Goku read.

"Oh Dad, that's for Trunks too. At least that's what Mr. Satan told me." Gohan mentioned.

Trunks ran up and helped opening the present. In it was two halves of a championship belt. "Oh!" Goten was fascinated.

"Hey it's one of my dad's belts." Videl noticed.

"Hey there's something written on the back of both of them, but I can't make it out." Trunks pointed.

"Let me see." Bulma grabbed the belt and looked at it, and then she laughed. "That clever man, it's a message that's cut in half." She held it together in front of the boys.

"Separate you boys are great, but together you form a true champ!" Trunks read.

"I think he means you as Gotenks." Tom thought aloud.

"Man I never expected my dad to be THAT clever." Videl laughed.

"Yeah I know what you mean." Gohan laughed too.

"NEXT PRESENT!" Goten went back to Hyper mode.

"Okay Okay!" Goku laughed, he grabbed the next gift. He noticed there was a hole in it and wondered about it. However Goten was so excited he dismissed it as an accident and read the card. "To Gohan's brother, Happy Birthday! -Ranma and friends! Ranma? Who's he?" Goku was really confused.

"Oh he's a friend I made in Furinkan dad. He's a great guy, but he has the strangest friends." Gohan explained.

"Oh, I'd like to meet one of them." Goku chuckled as he handed the gift to Goten. "Here you go sport."

"Thanks dad." Goten was so happy, he opened his gift and screamed.

Everyone jumped; Goku was startled. "What is it Goten?" He moved over and looked in the box and saw a small, wrinkly, near death looking, old man. "WHA! What the . . . I mean, WHO is this?" Goku was surprised beyond belief/

Gohan, Tom, and Videl moved over to see what it was in the box. "Ah no! Happosai!" Videl said.

"Who?" Chi-Chi asked.

Suddenly Happosai awoke and saw Bulma, Chi-Chi, and 18. 'WOOO! Finally beautiful babes!' He thought happily. He jumped towards Bulma and grabbed her chest and shock around in it.

Everyone was shocked at him and Bulma was, obviously, furious! She tried to grab Happosai, but he was too quick. By the time her hand got to him, he moved to his back and then her leg, and so on and so forth. Then he jumped to Chi-Chi and did the same, although Chi-Chi did have more luck at almost grabbing the small sized pervert, he was still too quick.

"Who IS this guy?" Goku asked with that usual shocked look and voice he does. "Some kind of monster!"

"No, worse. He's Happosai. He's a martial artists from Ranma's town and, as you can see, a major pervert." Tom answered.

"Yeah, he always runs around the town hitting on girls and stealing their panties." Videl, angrily, responded.

Gohan kept on eyeing Happosai as he spoke next. "But he's not weak that's for sure. Our friend Ranma has always gotten some form of training out of it."

"Ha, I don't see a problem with this guy, I'll just destroy him." Vegeta declared.

"Uh Vegeta, I wouldn't . . ." Gohan tried to say. 'Wait, maybe this'll work, I mean Happosai's tricks are martial art yes, but they are meant for fighters like Ranma only right?' He wondered.

Vegeta walked up to and grabbed Happosai. "Look here you! Get out of my . . ." Vegeta was about to finish with House but Happosai seemed to disappear. "WHAT!" Vegeta growled.

Happosai was right behind him, at a good distance, with his pipe. "My my such a feisty man aren't you. What are you doing with those precious things?" He asked in his calm voice.

Vegeta looked and saw he had panties in his hands. Vegeta was, obviously, embarrassed and even more enraged. He threw the panties to the ground and ran towards Happosai with his fist in the air. "NO ONE DISGRACES THE PRINCE OF ALL SAYIANS AND LIVES TO . . ." Before Vegeta could finish, Happosai, who used just his pipe, tossed him into the air. Everyone was extremely shocked.

"Happosai, it IS you." Master Roshi said in a normal voice. Everyone stared at him. "I haven't seen you in ages."

"Roshi! How's it going?" Happosai asked happily.

"You mean to tell us you KNOW this guy!" Bulma yelled.

"Know him? Sure I know him, he's the one who helped show me most of my martial arts skills. I just improved on his teachings to make them better." Roshi explained; everyone nodded. "He's also the one who introduced me to the greatness of GIRLS!" Everyone fell down.

"I KNEW IT!" Bulma yelled enraged. "This is all YOUR fault we have to deal with HIM everyday!"

"Hey, can we help it if you girls are irresistible." Happosai laughed and made a lunge to her only to get blasted by Vegeta, who had just landed back down, in Super Sayian 2.

"NOW YOU WILL DIE!" He yelled. He put his hands together. "FINAL FLASH!" He yelled.

"VEGETA NO!" Everyone yelled, but it was too late. He fired the energy beam at Happosai

Happosai jumped out of the way and the blast hit Roshi instead. "Feisty aren't you? HAPPO-FIRE BURST!" He yelled as he threw a firecracker at Vegeta. When the smoke cleared Vegeta didn't have a scratch on him.

"Was that supposes to do something?" Vegeta asked mockingly. Happosai was surprised, a little, and then he jumped back. All of the Z- Fighters were giving battle stances.

Meanwhile back at the Tendo Dojo

"Ranma, Akane there's a letter for you!" Kasumi called with a letter in her hand.

Ranma and Akane read the letter. "Dear Ranma and Akane, Thank you for the great gift for my brother. I hope to return the favor some how. From Gohan." Ranma read. "What is he talking about; we never knew anything about his brother having a birthday?"

"Nor would we have been able to get him a gift that quickly." Akane wondered.

"Well lookie here." Nabiki gasped. Everyone ran to Happosai's room where they found "Wrapping material?"

"You don't think?" Akane asked.

"That dirty lecherous old man!" Ranma growled. "We better head over to Gohan's house and help out."

"Ah but where does he live?" Akane asked. Ranma just stood still, embarrassed.

"Wait I know!" Tendo called. Everyone gasped that he actually knew. He ran back with a folder. "The school had given me this when those two boys started to live here. Lucky thing I saw this a few minutes ago." He smiled.

"Well well, so miracles DO happen." Nabiki smiled, Tendo twitched hard.

Back with the Z Fighters

Happosai looks bashed up. The Z-Fighters are standing above him. "Man, this guy sure is weak." Krillien laughed.

Vegeta growled at the old man. "Vegeta, let's just sat that was dumb luck earlier and leave it at that." Bulma sighed.

Happosai looked outside the window and his eyes bugged out. He jumped up and hopped out the window. "Hey where's he going?" Goku asked. Everyone ran outside and saw him on top of the laundry taking the panties; everyone sweet dropped.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Chi-Chi yelled.

"Time to end this." Tom growled. He leaped into the air and landed on his head, and then he grabbed him and threw him into the woods. Everyone clapped. Suddenly there was a loud rumbling. There was a flash in the forest, and then a giant sized Happosai appeared. Everyone gasped.

"ALL OF YOU! PREPARE TO FACE THE FINAL ATTACK OF THE ANYTHING GOES SCHOOL OF MARTIAL ARTS!" Happosai yelled.

"Heh, this is nothing!" Vegeta smirked. He dashed at Happosai and turned into a super sayian. As soon as he got close to him, he froze. Everyone gasped.

All the rest of the Z-Fighters tried to intervene, but they too froze. Suddenly Happosai whapped them to the side. He turned back to normal size. "Happo-Fire Burst!" He yelled, as he threw a firecracker at the Z- Fighters. There was an explosion. "Ha, you are all very strong, but great strength can also come from where it is put the best." Happosai laughed. Soon he gasped as the smoke cleared. "WHAT!"

"That the best you got old man." Goku smirked. There wasn't a scratch on them. He charged at Happosai and made a grab for him. Suddenly the old man vanished leaving a dumbfounded Goku looking back and forth. Just then, a giant firecracker was behind him. Goku gasped.

"HAPPO-FIRE BURST!" Happosai yelled. The giant fire cracker exploded sending everyone in all directions.

Just then, out of the house, 18 came out. She was inside watching Marron and got fed up with the noise. Just then, Happosai ran at her and grabbed her chest. Everyone gasped. "You are the most perfect.yes perfect." Happosai was mumbling such gibberish until 18 grabbed him, she was fast enough to do so, and squeezed his head hard.

"I can deal with that old perverted master of my husband but YOU!" 18 growled. "You're horribly worst!" She twisted his neck and rammed him into the ground, causing a huge crater to form. Everyone sighed relief and clapped.

Later after the party was over and everyone had left

Goku, Chi-chi, Goten, Gohan, Tom, and Videl are standing outside. Happosai is tied up and held in Tom's hands; he is still twirl-eyed.

"Well, we've got to get back. I'm sure we've missed enough school already." Gohan sighed.

"Thanks for everything Chi-chi." Videl smiled.

"See you later Goten." Tom said, happily rubbing his hair.

"Tom, quit it." Goten said annoyed. Everyone laughed.

"Take care you three." Goku said calmly.

They all nodded. Then they powered up a little and flew off. "Gohan! You keep up your studies!" Chi-chi called.

"Yeah mom, I know." Gohan sighed.

Soon the three (four really) were soon out of site.

Not far from Tokyo.

"How far is this place Ranma?" Akane wearily asked.

"About 48 more miles to go." Ranma energetically said. "Of course that shouldn't be too far for a tomboy like you." He gloated.

Akane punched him to the ground for that one. Suddenly something caught her eye. Ranma got up and saw it too. They saw three people FLYING! Ranma squinted his eyes and suddenly dropped his jaw.

"No way! That's Gohan and his friends. AND they have the old man!" Ranma was shocked.

"WHAT! No WAY!" Akane was really dumbfounded.

"What is up with those three." Was all Ranma could say.