Hi folks! So nice to do this again! school's coming up and I should really stop making fics now, but hey! I want to and no one's stopping meh!!! Oh, yeah! Review, minna-san!
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TOOTH –BunjyGuM_Boy
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"Manx, come-on! We have' tah know what HE is going through!"
"Ken, I'm really sorry but I'm afraid, you can't."
"And why is that?" [glares]
"Because… be-…"
"AHA! You're faking! So I knew…"
"Yohji- I…"
"You don't know what's wrong with Ran, ne?" [puffs a smoke]
Manx turned her head to look at Ran… she was cut between feeling sorry for him or laughing because he was playing with a paper plane while licking that awfully big Mickey mouse lollipop!
"Manx-san… if his brain falls further and we-…"
"Omi, it will not happen."
"You wouldn't even know if it won't or may happen!"
"Boys, just look at your leader… come on, look at him!"
Three heads fell on the floor where Ran was.
"So?"
"Yohji!"
"Manx, whatever you say, I know that Ran will die, sooner or later if THIS continues."
"Manx-san!"
A short man wearing a white robe came up to them and started talking… in scientific terms that no one can understand.
"Wow… wait, slow down, buddy! No one can get you!"
"Yah… [smoke… smoke…] what he said…"
"Ah, very well, gentlemen. [raises his eyeglasses] If I may explain… again, you were in a mission that had Mr. Fujimiya hurt so badly that night, am I correct?"
"Clear as snow, Mr. Science-man." [smoke…smoke…]
[gets the cigar and steps on it… to Yohji's horror] "Mr. Kudoh, may I advice you to stop smoking inside the Lab?!! [Yohji sticks out his tongue] Ehem…so, as I was saying, the chemical that blasted near Ran is a very delicate one. It can have different effects on people. Especially since Ran had a first degree contact with it."
"Are you sayin' that he's… like… a goner, and for sure?"
"No, Mr. Hidaka. Fujimiya, Ran is not a goner, so to speak."
"So, how can we cure him, then?"
"Mr. Tsukiyono, I…"
"Well?"
"I'm afraid… there is no cure."
"What?!!!!!!"
"Argh! You threw my last cigarette just to tell me you can't cure him, why I out'ta!!!" [tries to bring out his wire]
"Damn it! I'll give you a cure you can't resist!" [starts pouncing on him]
"Ken, Yohji! That's enough! [Mr. Scientist runs] He wasn't the one responsible for all this, now get yourselves straighten out."
"Manx-san… how will we deal with this, now? we can't go to a mission without Ran-kun… acting… like… a… hey!"
Omi caught sight of a red mass near his knees. He was to preoccupied to notice that there was something moving near it.
"Ew! Omi, are you bleeding?"
"Eh… Ken-ken… I think Omi's a… you know… girl. With all those monthly peri0ds they have and stuff…"
"SHUT-UP! I AM NOT A GIRL!!"
"Yicheee… defensive!"
"ARGH! YOHJI!"
"Okay… okay… anou, what's THAT then?"
Manx, Yohji, Ken and Omi started to move forward to the mass.
"Hey! Look at those clothes outside it… it looks, familiar."
"Not to mention the scent!"
"Wait, boys! Stay back…"
"Manx?!!"
"I know that smell… somehow… I know it…"
"Wait… [sniff…sniff…] I think I do too…"
"Let's move a little bit closer for… more evidence…"
All four moved an inch closer to the mass, ready to do something, until……………
'PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT'
"ARGHH!!!!!!!"
"Must…. Have…. Air…."
"Haay…" XD
"Heeelllp…. Mmmeeee….."
Everyone in that room were sentenced to death as a younger, more like baby-ish looking Ran, farted his way out of the clothes he shrunk on to.
[smile] "Tee-hee! I farted!!!" [crawls out of the clothes and farts his way through]
[People from the other rooms Ran walked through]
"Argh!!!"
"No!!! that smell!"
"Somebody save meh, please!!"
"Gas masks!!! Where are the gas masks!! We're being under-attack!"
"Please… I'm too young to die!"
"Ack, that smell!" [vomits]
"Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!" XD
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HAR-HAR! Is it too short? There will be more! *gringrin*
