Me-Rite-Much's ReTaRdEd Journey
By: Me-Rite-Much
A/n: Wow, what kind of stupid moron writes a pathetic attempt at a humor fic then comes back for more? *looks around*, hmmm, just me I guess. Oh well :)
WARNING: THIS FIC IS PURE STUPIDITY!!! THIS IS LIKE JAY AND SILENT BOB MEETS TELETUBBIES MEETS DIGIMON MEETS HALF-BAKED. THIS IS GARBAGE!!!! IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY CLUBBING SEALS THEN I DON'T CARE BECAUSE THIS FIC HAS NONE OF THAT!!!!!!! SO PLEASE REVIEW!!!
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"Ah, thank god, it feels so great to be out of that stooped digiworld and back in the regular world, nice and safe in this land full of disease, suffering, hate and war. Yep, life is great!" Me-Rite-Much sighed in relief as he sat back in his comfy chair.
Things had been going great since he escaped from the digital world fifteen minutes earlier. One of those things was that he found a penny on the floor. "Yep, that was a great adventure though. . ." Me-Rite-Much said to himself. "Yep, I met a bunch of people, saw some turnip things, and I killed a dude and got away with it!" he happily said.
"You aren't getting away from anything. . ." Me-Rite-Much heard from the computer screen.
"What the hell? Aw crap, stupid poltergeist infested gateway computers. Dude, I shoulda gotten a dell." Me-Rite-Much spoke in frustration. Just as he was about to package the computer in the box to return it, a blue flash covered the room and half-blinded me-rite-much. After about two seconds, the light disappeared, and a figure started to form in the middle of the room. "Shoot, I would call ghostbusters, but now I remember that they are still trying to bust the ghost of their dead acting careers, ahahahahaah." Me-rite-much joked to himself and laughed.
The figure in the room finally started to take shape. First all that was visible was a green shirt, then some pants, then a head, then the arms. "Oh crap! It's that girl I killed!" Me-Rite-Much panicked as tried to get out the room, but the door was locked.
"Girl!?!? What the hell!? I'm not no girl you fool!" Matt yelled in anger.
"Really? Oh shoot dude, with your skinny girly arms, and the sissy angst you pull off, hahah, I thought u were some flat-chested dyke(Dyke adj.: Man-hating lesbian. Sentence: Hey Tom, that dyke at the bar whooped my ass bad.). Sorry, my bad." Me-Rite-Much laughed in relief. "Seriously though dude, you really need to eat more, actually, a WHOLE lot more. I bet you can break your arms trying to pick up a remote, AHAHAHAHA" Me-Rite-Much rolled on the floor laughing.
"That's it!!!" Matt fumed in anger. His arm extended and reached over to strangle Me-Rite-Much. "All I need in order to come back to life and be with Tai, is to send you back to the digital world, and now you will pay!!" Matt tossed Me-Rite-Much to the wall on the other side, then Matt pulled out a small wallet sized picture. "Don't worry Tai-tai, I'll be with you sooooooooooon!"
"What the hell dude?" Mr-rite-much remarked. "Dude, your fawning over some guy just like little dateless wonder girls fawn over nsync and blonde Japanese kids that play harmonicas when they are little, and then guitars when they get older. I suggest you get a life." Me-rite-Much looked from this fanfic page, to the reader of this fic.
"What are you looking at?" Matt asked. Me-rite-much pointed to the other side of the computer screen where the reader of this fanfic is sitting in their chair. "Oh, ok then, well anyway, I have to send you back to the digiworld so that way I can come back to life and cuddle with tai- tai." Matt smiled and hugged the wallet-sized picture of tai.
"Oh crap, dude, you know what, I think next time I write a fic that has you in it, I think im gonna give you a girlfriend instead of tai, because your turning fruity, FAST." Me-rite-much noticed with fear.
"Never! IF I can't be with tai, then u will DIE!!" And with that, Matt picked up me-rite-much by the shirt collar, and tossed the noble fanfic author into the computer screen.
"Not agaaaaaaaiiiinnnnn!" Me-rite-much yelled as he was sucked back into the digital world. Me-rite-Much fell with a strong thud on the floor. "Aw crap, now I know how people who get sucked into vortexes then fall with thuds feel like.
"Yay! You're back!" the turnip-like digimon jumped around me-rite- much.
"Damnit! Not you again!" Me-rite-much got up and dusted himself off. "Oh well, that dude who put me back in this world is gonna pay ten-fold!" the fanfic author promised himself. "Now all I gotta do is find that dude, kill him, eat his corpse so he won't be able to resurrect of course." Me- rite-much's digimon couldn't help but feel sick when it heard the last part that me-rite-much said. "And I know that im gonna have to make a death mask from his face, I will also have to make a small table out of his organs. . ."
"Um, ok, can you please stop talking like that now?" The turnip- digimon spoke up.
"Huh, oh sure, no problem." Me-rite-much started to formulate his plans. He laughed insanely for a few seconds until he was overcome with a coughing fit and had to drink some water.
"It's so great that you're back." Tai said as he sat, his head leaning on Matt's shoulders. They were both in a small part of the forest the group was in, and they had both walked out for a few seconds pretending that they were gonna get berries for the rest of the group.
"wow, this place is so beautiful, almost as much as you. . ." Matt told Tai. "All I had to do was bring that rite-moron back to this world, hes an idiot anyway, what can he do?" Matt laughed, then kissed Tai.
A few leaves fell from the tree above Tai and Matt, then some clicking sounds were heard. "What the?" Matt asked as he looked up. "Who the heck is up there?" Matt got up and kicked the tree hard. A person fell from the tree and into some bushes. "Ok, ok, it's me!" Kawaiiangel, said as she got up and brushed off some leaves.
"What the hell are you doing here? You aren't even co-writing this fic!" Tai asked while getting up.
"You know what. . ." Kawaiiangel said as she reloaded some more film into her camera. "I have no idea either, say cheese!" She quickly snapped some pictures and disappeared into the nothingness from where she came.
"Wow, what a pathetic attempt at filling in more space to make the fanfic a bit bigger." Matt remarked.
An arrow flew by his head and struck the tree where he had just kicked. "What the heck. . ." Matt and Tai both turn to see who had shot the arrow.
"It is meeeeeee-rite-much, hehe, get it?" me-rite-much said as he climbed out from the bushes. "Now you will die!" me-rite-much yells as he readied another arrow and fired. . .
To be continued, mauahahahahhahaah*cough*muahahahahhahahahhahahahha
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Wow, at least it was better than the first humor I did. Questions, comments, fan mail that directs worship to me can all be sent to quake3rox@aol.com Also, PLEASE REVIEW, it's really encouraging, plus, it lets me know that people are actually reading my stuff.
By: Me-Rite-Much
A/n: Wow, what kind of stupid moron writes a pathetic attempt at a humor fic then comes back for more? *looks around*, hmmm, just me I guess. Oh well :)
WARNING: THIS FIC IS PURE STUPIDITY!!! THIS IS LIKE JAY AND SILENT BOB MEETS TELETUBBIES MEETS DIGIMON MEETS HALF-BAKED. THIS IS GARBAGE!!!! IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY CLUBBING SEALS THEN I DON'T CARE BECAUSE THIS FIC HAS NONE OF THAT!!!!!!! SO PLEASE REVIEW!!!
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"Ah, thank god, it feels so great to be out of that stooped digiworld and back in the regular world, nice and safe in this land full of disease, suffering, hate and war. Yep, life is great!" Me-Rite-Much sighed in relief as he sat back in his comfy chair.
Things had been going great since he escaped from the digital world fifteen minutes earlier. One of those things was that he found a penny on the floor. "Yep, that was a great adventure though. . ." Me-Rite-Much said to himself. "Yep, I met a bunch of people, saw some turnip things, and I killed a dude and got away with it!" he happily said.
"You aren't getting away from anything. . ." Me-Rite-Much heard from the computer screen.
"What the hell? Aw crap, stupid poltergeist infested gateway computers. Dude, I shoulda gotten a dell." Me-Rite-Much spoke in frustration. Just as he was about to package the computer in the box to return it, a blue flash covered the room and half-blinded me-rite-much. After about two seconds, the light disappeared, and a figure started to form in the middle of the room. "Shoot, I would call ghostbusters, but now I remember that they are still trying to bust the ghost of their dead acting careers, ahahahahaah." Me-rite-much joked to himself and laughed.
The figure in the room finally started to take shape. First all that was visible was a green shirt, then some pants, then a head, then the arms. "Oh crap! It's that girl I killed!" Me-Rite-Much panicked as tried to get out the room, but the door was locked.
"Girl!?!? What the hell!? I'm not no girl you fool!" Matt yelled in anger.
"Really? Oh shoot dude, with your skinny girly arms, and the sissy angst you pull off, hahah, I thought u were some flat-chested dyke(Dyke adj.: Man-hating lesbian. Sentence: Hey Tom, that dyke at the bar whooped my ass bad.). Sorry, my bad." Me-Rite-Much laughed in relief. "Seriously though dude, you really need to eat more, actually, a WHOLE lot more. I bet you can break your arms trying to pick up a remote, AHAHAHAHA" Me-Rite-Much rolled on the floor laughing.
"That's it!!!" Matt fumed in anger. His arm extended and reached over to strangle Me-Rite-Much. "All I need in order to come back to life and be with Tai, is to send you back to the digital world, and now you will pay!!" Matt tossed Me-Rite-Much to the wall on the other side, then Matt pulled out a small wallet sized picture. "Don't worry Tai-tai, I'll be with you sooooooooooon!"
"What the hell dude?" Mr-rite-much remarked. "Dude, your fawning over some guy just like little dateless wonder girls fawn over nsync and blonde Japanese kids that play harmonicas when they are little, and then guitars when they get older. I suggest you get a life." Me-rite-Much looked from this fanfic page, to the reader of this fic.
"What are you looking at?" Matt asked. Me-rite-much pointed to the other side of the computer screen where the reader of this fanfic is sitting in their chair. "Oh, ok then, well anyway, I have to send you back to the digiworld so that way I can come back to life and cuddle with tai- tai." Matt smiled and hugged the wallet-sized picture of tai.
"Oh crap, dude, you know what, I think next time I write a fic that has you in it, I think im gonna give you a girlfriend instead of tai, because your turning fruity, FAST." Me-rite-much noticed with fear.
"Never! IF I can't be with tai, then u will DIE!!" And with that, Matt picked up me-rite-much by the shirt collar, and tossed the noble fanfic author into the computer screen.
"Not agaaaaaaaiiiinnnnn!" Me-rite-much yelled as he was sucked back into the digital world. Me-rite-Much fell with a strong thud on the floor. "Aw crap, now I know how people who get sucked into vortexes then fall with thuds feel like.
"Yay! You're back!" the turnip-like digimon jumped around me-rite- much.
"Damnit! Not you again!" Me-rite-much got up and dusted himself off. "Oh well, that dude who put me back in this world is gonna pay ten-fold!" the fanfic author promised himself. "Now all I gotta do is find that dude, kill him, eat his corpse so he won't be able to resurrect of course." Me- rite-much's digimon couldn't help but feel sick when it heard the last part that me-rite-much said. "And I know that im gonna have to make a death mask from his face, I will also have to make a small table out of his organs. . ."
"Um, ok, can you please stop talking like that now?" The turnip- digimon spoke up.
"Huh, oh sure, no problem." Me-rite-much started to formulate his plans. He laughed insanely for a few seconds until he was overcome with a coughing fit and had to drink some water.
"It's so great that you're back." Tai said as he sat, his head leaning on Matt's shoulders. They were both in a small part of the forest the group was in, and they had both walked out for a few seconds pretending that they were gonna get berries for the rest of the group.
"wow, this place is so beautiful, almost as much as you. . ." Matt told Tai. "All I had to do was bring that rite-moron back to this world, hes an idiot anyway, what can he do?" Matt laughed, then kissed Tai.
A few leaves fell from the tree above Tai and Matt, then some clicking sounds were heard. "What the?" Matt asked as he looked up. "Who the heck is up there?" Matt got up and kicked the tree hard. A person fell from the tree and into some bushes. "Ok, ok, it's me!" Kawaiiangel, said as she got up and brushed off some leaves.
"What the hell are you doing here? You aren't even co-writing this fic!" Tai asked while getting up.
"You know what. . ." Kawaiiangel said as she reloaded some more film into her camera. "I have no idea either, say cheese!" She quickly snapped some pictures and disappeared into the nothingness from where she came.
"Wow, what a pathetic attempt at filling in more space to make the fanfic a bit bigger." Matt remarked.
An arrow flew by his head and struck the tree where he had just kicked. "What the heck. . ." Matt and Tai both turn to see who had shot the arrow.
"It is meeeeeee-rite-much, hehe, get it?" me-rite-much said as he climbed out from the bushes. "Now you will die!" me-rite-much yells as he readied another arrow and fired. . .
To be continued, mauahahahahhahaah*cough*muahahahahhahahahhahahahha
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Wow, at least it was better than the first humor I did. Questions, comments, fan mail that directs worship to me can all be sent to quake3rox@aol.com Also, PLEASE REVIEW, it's really encouraging, plus, it lets me know that people are actually reading my stuff.
