Disclaimer: a/n: I DON' WANNA WRITE IT!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
a/n: The play starts here! ^-^ Enjoy!
Chapt. 5: The Play Starts
Okay, we now continue from where we last left off...Man, I'm tired of sayin' this! Ah, heck, never mind...
Everybody has already rehearsed. They are now ready to set up the stage...
Sebastian: *painting a huge sheet of plywood* Ahhh...Isn't this relaxing, Harry?
Benjamin: *gives Harry a "look"* Oh, I'll bet it's relaxing.
Harry: *painting a blob that vaguely resembles Leena* Ahhh...Leenaaaa...
Elsewhere...
Bit: *cutting out a Liger Zero from a huge sheet of cardboard while glancing at his script from time to time* Mmmm...surrender all your money...blah blah...it's me...blah blah...
*he suddenly realizes his scissors isn't cutting through anything*
Bit: Huh...? *sees that he has accidentally cut off one of the liger's legs*
Bit: O.O Liger!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Brad: T-~;; *looks up* Get a life, Bit.
Meanwhile, the rest of the guests are arriving...
*a black Whale King descends*
Layon: Ah, Toros! Good to see you again!
Toros: You seem to have recovered, Layon! But what about your, erhm, revenge...?
Layon: *casual wave* Revenge can wait. We'll call it a truce for a while, okay?
Toros: *extends his right hand* Okay. Let's shake on it.
*they shake hands and end up arm-wrestling instead*
Oscar (Jaime's dad): *snicker, snicker, snort*
Finally, everything is in place. The stage has been set, the costumes have been made, and the actors and actresses are ready. The play starts...
Sanders: *enters stage and sits down cross-legged on one side (a/n: He's wearing his usual outfit)* Good evening, ummm...*notices that there are no women in the audience (which, by the way, consists of Layon, Toros, and Oscar) *...gentlemen. *takes out his script and clears his throat* Tonight, we would like to present a play to the, um, three of you. We decided to dedicate it to Dr. Toros. So, happy birthday, Doc. *clears his throat again* And now, we start...
*the curtain goes up and the stage is lit. Bit, hidden behind the liger cutout, emerges on stage (the cutout has wheels attached to its feet, and Bit has taped the leg on)*
Sanders: Once upon a time, on Planet Zi, there lived a man named Bit Cloud.
Bit: *pops out from behind the cutout and waves* Hi!
Sanders: He lived with his wife named Pierce.
Pierce: *enters wearing an apron over her usual outfit and holding a rolling pin* BIT CLOOOOOUUD!!!
Sanders: Bit was a nice guy, but like most people, he had a flaw. And his flaw was...*pauses dramatically*...STEALING!
Toros: *in audience* *gasps!*
Sanders: But Bit was also very kind. He stole money from the rich and gave it to the poor.
*Bit goes back behind the cutout and rolls it toward Pierce. He emerges from behind it holding a sack filled with "money".*
Sanders: Too bad his wife didn't approve of it...
Pierce: HOW DARE YOU GO BEHIND MY BACK TO STEAL!!! *bonks Bit on the head with the rolling pin*
Bit: Ow!
Sanders: *snickering slightly* For you see, Pierce loved (a/n: Note his emphasis on the word "loved") Bit, and she didn't want to see him get hurt. *chuckles*
Pierce: *soft, sweet voice* Bit, honey, you shouldn't steal. You might get caught someday, or worse.
*Sanders is laughing out loud by this time, as are some of the actors and actresses backstage*
Bit: *stands up and puffs out his chest* I'm sorry, Pierce, but the world needs me. *hangs his head* Goodbye...
*Pierce pretends to cry as Bit gets back behind the liger cutout and rolls it past her*
Sanders: *still laughing* And so *hee-hee* it was that Bit *snicker* Cloud decided to go off *giggle* and rob somebody else...*laughs some more*
*Pierce exits and the liger cutout emerges from the left wing. A Command Wolf AC cutout emerges from the opposite side with Brad behind it*
Brad: *muttering* This is so lame...Grrrrr...Of all the dumb ideas...
Leena: *behind right wing of stage* Shut up, Brad!
Brad: *rolls his eyes*
Sanders: *has recovered* Bit also had another flaw. Oftentimes, whenever he robbed people...
Bit: *shouting through cardboard megaphone* Surrender all your money, and I'll let you go!
Brad: *also shouting through cardboard megaphone* Never! It's my money, and I won't let you have it!
Jaime: *backstage* *snickers* Typical Brad.
*the two cutouts charge each other, and the liger cutout backs off as soon as it makes contact*
Sanders: *continuing*...he ended up killing them instead.
*Brad shoves his cutout so that it topples onto its side, exposing him to the audience*
Brad: AIEGH! *clutches his chest, falls down and "dies".*
Bit: *pretends to be stupid and scratches his head* Ummm...oops...?
*the leg of the cutout (the one that Bit lopped off earlier) breaks off like a cookie crumb*
Toros: *elbows his buddies* Musta been some battle, eh, guys?
Layon and Oscar: ..........
Toros: *disappointed*
Sanders: When his wife heard of this, she refused to let him back into the house...
Bit: *rushes out from behind the liger cutout and pounds on a door painted on the background* Hey, open up, Pierce! It's me! Bit! *suddenly notices that the paint is still wet* Ewww...
Sanders: And so, Bit Cloud rode off into the sunset, never to be seen by his beloved wife again...
*an Elephander cutout, with Stoller hidden behind it, emerges onstage*
Sanders: *continuing*...until that fateful day...
Bit: Hey, you! Gimme all your money, and I'll let you pass!
Stoller: Afraid not...Now please let me go. *recognizes Bit* Hey, you're that bandit who's been robbing everybody! I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I'll have to take you in.
Bit: Never! You can...*suddenly forgets his lines*...um...You can make me eat broccoli and cream cheese, but I'll never surrender! YAAAAAGH!
Actors, actresses, narrator and crewmen: . *sweatdrop*
Audience: ^____________________^;;
*the two cutouts charge each other, but this time, it is the Elephander that backs off. Bit shoves the liger cutout, (same thing as Brad)*
Bit: AAAAAGH! *(same thing as Brad)*
Sanders: Fortunately for Bit, the pilot of the Elephander was none other than...*pauses dramatically*...DR. STOLLER!!!
Toros: *in audience* *stands up and pumps his fist in the air* YAAAY! Go, Captain Stoller!
Sanders: Ummm...that's Doctor Stoller, Mister Toros.
Toros: Oh. *suddenly realizes something* And that's Doctor Toros to you, too, junior!
Sanders: My name is Sanders. Now please keep quiet and leave me alone.
*Stoller, wearing one of the doc's spare lab coats over his usual outfit, runs over to Bit and kneels beside him*
Stoller: Oh no! Are you alright?! Don't worry, I'm a doctor. I can help.
Sanders: And so, good doctor Stoller took Bit to the hospital.
*Benjamin and Sebastian slide the hospital background in place. Naomi enters*
Naomi: *wearing another one of the doc's lab coats over her usual outfit* Doctor, what happened?! Is he okay...?
Toros: *has a sudden flash of realization* Hey, those are my clothes you're weaing!
Stoller: *ignoring Toros* This man needs immediate medical attention. Call the orderlies.
*Benjamin and Sebastian enter with a gurney. They place Bit on top of it*
Bit: *weak, pathetic voice* Doctor...
Stoller: Hang in there, son.
Bit: Doctor...I'm sorry...Tell my wife I love her...*he then, um, "expires"*
Stoller: *pretends to check Bit's pulse and shakes his head* No...I'm afraid we've lost him...
To Be Continued...
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A/N: What's gonna come next?! Will Bit live...?!
OF COURSE HE'LL LIVE!!! It's a play, and he's the
MAIN CHARACTER! Duh!
Do you write fanfics, too, Wolfpup? You ought to post
some of them on FF.net. I'm sure they're not so bad!
Just wonderin'...you said something about writing fanfics
in your review once...
By the way, I gave Sanders a huge part here because
his part in the show wasn't very important. In other
words, I feel sorry for him. I'm sure most of you feel the
same way about a few other characters...
By the way, has anyone noticed that I seem quite fond
of the phrase "by the way"?
Not much to say here. Thanks to those who reviewed.
Review and I'll continue! ^-^;;
