Disclaimer: a/n: I...own...nothing...AIIIIEEEEGH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! runs out the door screaming

a/n: I decided to break the story into acts. For example, Act 1 is in Chapter 5, Act 2 is Chapter 6, etc.

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Chapt. 6: Bit In Heaven

We now continue---Ah, for cryin' out loud! Let's just get on with this!

It is Dr. Toros' birthday, and the Blitz Team and their friends have already started the play...So, let's continue...Wait a minute, did I say that already...?

"NOOOOO!" Toros dropped to his knees with a scream. "My top warrior---VANQUISHED! IT CAN'T BE!"

Bit popped up like a zombie on the gurney. "I'm not dead, doc!" Nearly everyone else slapped their foreheads, groaned, ground their teeth, and wished they could bite Bit's head off. Sanders rolled his eyes. "A-hem..."

"Huh?" Bit and Toros traded glances. "Sorry...," Toros muttered as he sat down; Bit flopped back onto the gurney.

"Thank you." Sanders smiled and went on, "Even though Bit is dead, the show must go on! For life doesn't end with death, people! In fact, it's a new beginning..."

Stoller, Naomi, Benjamin and Sebastian wheeled the gurney, with Bit still on top of it, backstage. Bit dashed off to the other wing as soon as he is safely hidden from view and prepared to make his entrance.

"You see, first you have to be judged. You know, Heaven and Hell and all that. Bit decided to go to Heaven first."

The crewmen slid the background for Heaven in place. Bit entered from the right wing; Leon entered from the left. Leon was carrying a huge book (that said "dictionary" on the front) and wearing a white robe. He had on a silver foil halo over his head and angel wings made out of paper-mache. "Oh? Are you new here?" He smiled and shut his book. "Welcome to Heaven, son. I'm St. Peter. Who might you be?"

"Hi! I'm Bit Cloud! Am I dead?" Bit was grinning, and Leon arched an eyebrow. "Technically, yes. You're dead."

"Oh. Sooo...Can I come in?"

"Just a minute, sir." Leon flipped the book open and ran a finger down the page, muttering to himself. "Hm. Bit... What was it again? Bit Claude?"

"Cloud, sir. Bit Cloud."

"Yes, I—"

"Leon! Hey, Leon, remember to wash that bedsheet you're wearing and your underwear when you're done!" Toros yelled from the audience. Everyone else glowered at him and sweatdropped as Leon's face went from tan to crimson. "Um...yes...I see...," he murmured, shutting the book. Bit grinned. "Well...?"

"The Book of Life says that you must see our Master first."

"That's a dictionary, Leon...Oops...!"

The actresses growled. The actors sweatdropped. The audience went, "Huh?"

"Never mind!" Bit yelped, waving his hands madly. "So where do I see this master of yours?"

"Right this way, sir." Leon pointed to the right wing of the stage, and the crewmen wheeled in a metal frame with a shower curtain attached to it. Jamie was hiding behind it, biting his nails and shivering in his white robe. "Ohmanohamnohmanohmanohmanohman..."

Bit gawked at the shower curtain and quavered, "Are you sure he's not naked!"

Jamie choked on one of his fingernails.

" Ummm...no, sir. I assure you he is not naked," Leon said, giving Bit a weird look. "I'll leave you now, sir."

"Yeah, bye!" Bit gave Leon a final wave before turning to tap the shower curtain lightly. "Hello, anybody home?"

A whispery voice came from behind the curtain: "En-teeeerrrr..."

The shower curtain rustled as Bit pulled it open and grinned. Jamie was sitting on a cushion, his legs crossed in a meditating position. "Hello. Are you the Master?"

"Ah...You must be Bit Cloud..." Jamie gestured around him in an airy sort of way. "...Welcome to Heaven, Bit Cloud...I...am...God..."

"Hello, God. Can you tell me where I should stay for all eternity?"

"That decision...is for you to make..."

Bit frowned. "How come?"

"You have...equal odds...for Heaven...and for Hell..."

"Why? What does that mean?"

"When you were alive...you used to rob from the rich...and give to the poor...Am I correct?"

"Yes, but what does that have to do with anything?"

"Since you were bad...and good at the same time...you can choose where to go...Both Heaven...and Hell...will suit you..."

"Hmmm...I'll have a look around here first."

"Alright..." Jamie waved his hand again. "Visit Head Angel Mary...She'll show you around..."

Mary entered wearing a cream-colored robe with gold trimming, paper-mache angel wings and a gold tinfoil halo. "Must...resist...Bit's good looks... and charm...for the sake...of this show..." she thought furiously, batting her eyelashes at Bit.

"HI!" Bit grinned again. "Are you the Head Angel, or the Big Toe?"

"Yes, I'm Head Angel Mary." Mary sighed as she looked up into Bit's earnest face. "What can I do for you?"

"Can you show me around Heaven?"

"Oh, sure!" Mary gushed, batting her eyelashes again. As she, Jamie, and Bit exited, Bit was starting to wonder if her eyelashes would fall off if she fluttered them hard enough...

Sanders raised his voice: " While Mary shows Bit around Heaven, let's take a break, shall we?"

To Be Continued...as usual...


A/N: Once again, our story ends at a cliffie.

Sorry, guys...

You're soooo lucky, Wolfpup! Over here,

school will start in 2 weeks! I can't believe yours

is just ending!

I think I know your age...You gave me a hint in

the review...Anyway, I look forward to seeing

your stories soon!

Thanks, liger! And ummm...Naomi and Nikita, too!

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Oh, what would I do without you er... three!

I'm glad you liked the last chapter, Maelgwyn,

and I'm also glad I'm getting better at this!

I hope this has satisfid you!

Hmmm... there isn't much to say here, except

thanks to those who reviewed last time. I said it

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Many thanks indeed.

Please review and I'll continue. I mean, I haven't

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