A/N: I am seriously sorry for the extremely long update. I've had... complications that couldn't bestopped. (picture me doing so much homework, I fall asleep on the computer while I'm trying to update)
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Chapter 2: Exactly how much did Kaiba spend?
^In game shop^

Mai: Oooohhh... so your all playing Duel Monsters? Do you mind if I give it a try?

Grandpa: Yes! Why of course young lady. Why don't you come over here and see what I have and tell me if you find something that interests you.

Mai: Okay. *Starts walking around and looking at random boxes*

Joey: Oh... Right... now where was I? Oh right. Hey Tristan!

Tristan: Yes Joey? If it's about that bet, then I was just kidding! Really Joey... if you come within ten feet of me with that suit...

*Tea laughs*
Tea: It's okay Tristan. I don't think that the little puppy dog will bother you *starts acting as if she was talking to a baby when all of a sudden...* coochy coochy coo!

Suddenly, Gumo burts through the door causing a huge gust of wind that causes things to move and shake.

Gumo: Alright! Where is *gasp* Yugi Moto?!?! I have orders from Mast*gasp*er Kaiba that he should tr*gasp*y out his latest invention. I have *gasp* been through this *gasp* entire city *gasp*

Joey: Don't trust him Yug! I bet that slimy sleazball is gonna mug ya in an alley.

Tea & Trisan: Yeah!

*Grandpa gets a broom and starts making stabbing motions with it at Gumo*

Grandpa: No fighting! Especially at what I've heard from Yugi and his gang from what you've done to Mokuba. I don't want something like that happening to him.

Gumo: It's not that gramps. I've been asked to invite ALL of you to try out his invention. Everyone is allowed to come. Except for old people.

Mai: *Yawns and comes down the stairs* (what she was doing up there I don't know) What's everybody screaming about? *looks at Gumo and screams* Ahhhh! It's that pointy haired creep! What's he doing here yugi?

Yugi: I di...

Mai: you didn't invite him here yugi did you?

Yugi: No, I di...

Mai: get out! you creep! Get out! Yugi! what... *yells out muffled things but couldn't be heard thanks to the courtesy of Tea*

Tea: Okay Mai... were gonna have a little... Talk. (put your favorite horror movie laugh here)
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^Mean while at Seto Kaiba's room^

Seto pushes a button on the speaker phone at his desk

Seto: Send in... K.

Secretary: Yes Mister Kaiba.

A moment later, a young 15 or so teenage girl comes in wearing what people would say were "stylish"

K: Yah? What you need Kaiba?

Seto: Yes... I want you to go to Solomon Moto's Game shop and figure out what is taking Gumo so long.

K: Yes sir! *and walks out the door*

Seto: yes.... everything is working out perfectly...

Suddenly an alarm goes off on his computer and Seto switches it on. 3 teenagers (age 14, 14, and 15) are creeping towards the Holo-projector room.

Seto: Hmmmmm... some un-expected guests... How perfect. Hmmm... better yet, K is on her way down there. (place another one of you favorite horror movie laughs here)
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^A hallway that is dimly lit^

Anthony: Alright... we found it! *gives high five to Joe but Joe not seeing Anthony's hand get's slapped in the face*

Joe: Yow! What was that for?!?! I havn't done anythin' stupid or anything yet!

Josh: Shh! Do you hear that? footsteps!

Sure enough, guess who's foot steps were coming. You guessed it. K's footsteps.

Everyone jumped into a small broom closet just as K came on by.
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^in the closet^

Joe: Hey wow... check this out. No way is this a closet.

Josh: of course it is. *is about to sneeze thanks to a mop on his face* Ahh... Ahh... ACHOOOOO!!!

Joe: Well it's very well lit for a broom Closet.

Anthony: ARGH!!!

Everybody inside spills onto the hallway.
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Meanwhile, out side...

K: hmmm... now what would Kaiba want with a short, pointy haired kid? *hears the sneeze and runs towards the sound but since it's very dark, didn't see the shapes (or kids) on the floor and trips on Josh.

Josh: Ow! Achoo! Ooohh... that (Achoo) hurt.

K: Hey! What're you kids doing here?! come here right now so I can report you Seto Kaiba.

Joe: Coooool! Were gonna meet the meathead seto Kaiba!

*K sniggers a little bit* Alright! No one insults Kaiba and gets away with it!

Anthony: I don't think so you... (I can't say anything...) and kicks K right in the shin causing her to bend down to rub the spot where Anthony kicked her.

K: Why you little brat!

Anthony: Who you calling little, shorty? (Anthony is 15 and is pretty tall to my standards)

K: I am! *picks up a stun gun from her back pocket and starts moving towards Anthony*

Josh: hey wow. I didn't think girls carried those things around with them. *combes hair* Ooohhh right... (like that guy from Family Guy)

Joe: Uhm... don't you think we should help Anthony?

Josh: Heck no. I've seen Anthony take out better chicks with his dashing good looks than with his fists.

Joe: That's because the girls were making a move on him! And now, this girl isn't making a move on him, she's making a move on him! And you know what? She's...

*While Joe was making this stupid statement, K was attacking Anthony. They were both attacking each other as if they were on the Matrix*

Josh: Wait, don't tell me. This girl ain't makin' a move on him, she making a move on him! right?

Joe: (*.*) wow. How did you know?

Anthony: Hey you stupid morons! Seriously! Give me a hand with her! Help me find some rope or something. We need to tie her up.

K: (*_*)~*

Joe and Josh: Hey wow. How'd you do that? *stare at each other* This is cool. Stop saying what I'm saying! Okay. we'll find some rope. *gives each other glares* Not if I find some first!

Anthony slaps his head, kicks K (she's unconcious) and sighs.

Anthony: Jeeeez. theres some rope right there.

(Now, as this gang tries to find a place for K, we now go to the Game shop.)
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Yugi: Okay Gumo. I'll go.

Everyone in Game shop except for Yugi: What? Don't go! Hey! Stop copying me! Hey! were in a rut! In a rut! in a rut!

Gumo: I can't even concieve on what Kaiba would want from you carnie folk.

EIGSEFY: Hey! Were not carnie!

Gumo: Okay, I'm already past my deadline. You should all come with me.

Mai: Okay. As far as I'm concerned, you might want to bring a mirror and a comb.

Gumo: Why?

Mai: Becuase I am definitely going to change your hair-style.

Everyone: *falls into the street* Argh!!!
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^In Seto Kaiba's Office^

Kaiba: Hmm... this isn't right. *looks over at the computer monitors* I havn't seen head nor tails of K of Gumo. *punches button on the monitor* (and I DO mean punch) "Bring me Mokuba!"

Secretary on the other line: Yes sir mister Kaiba.

*5 minutes pass*

SOTHOL: I'm sorry mister Kaiba, but Makuba can't be reached at the moment.

Kaiba: Why not? (during the 5 minutes, Kaiba had his coffe and was watching all the times Joey was in his dog suit, so that's why he is unusually calm)

Secretary: We can't find heads or tails of him. Apparently, he was playing and walked into a broom closet in the East Wing.

Kaiba: WHAT?!?!?!? That's... that shouldn't have happened?!?! Why didn't you tell me?

Secretary: Why? It's just a broom closet. I just assumed that he fell asleep or something. Is there something you havn't told anyone? *stands up and places hands onto her desk* (Kaiba's looking through a monitor and seeng the secretary) Is there something that I should tell the board?

Kaiba: No. *thinks about his "project"* //No... I let out too much already. I have to figure out a way to get to Mokuba without Lucy figuring out where one hundred and fifty million dollars went\\ Heh-heh! Hahaha! (nervous laughing) It was a joke! I was just checking to see if you really were the best choice for the job I have given you. you get a raise!

Secretary: Hey! thanks. *sits down at the desk and stares hard at a blank piece of paper*

Kaiba: //Smooth move Kaiba\\
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^The hall^

Joe: Dude, I'm serious, I really think that we should go back to that broom closet.

Anthony: What is it with you and broom closets? What is in there that interests you so much, that you'd be willing to have a stomach with a fist shaped dent in it?

Josh: Yeah. *nods head and acts like a body guard*

Anthony: shut up.

Joe: Theres a dueling system in there...

Anthony drags all of them (including the still uncouncious K) the the broom closet.

Joe: Watch out for that...!

*Anthony jumps over a pile of bricks (why they're there I have absolutely NO idea) lettging everybody smash squarely into it. Starting with K. "ooowww" next Josh "Anthony you mo...*smash*" finally Joe, probably the heaviest of them all (by about 50 lbs.) "pile of *smash! Crunch!*bricks..."

K: My nose!

Josh: My face!... is in... AHH! No wonder it was squishy.

Joe: My Integrity!

K: Get out of there! *slaps Josh silly*

Anthony: My patience!

Joe: Were here!

Anthony: Ahhh... so where's this system?

Josh: Open the door stupid.

Anthony: Man, don't you ever call me stupid. *punches Josh's ribs*

Josh: Ow!

K: ^.^; you people are way to much.

Joe: JUST OPEN THE DANG DOOR ALREADY!!!

Anthony: Okay. *opens the door then walks in* hey wow. This is... great!

Joe: Uhm... guys? AHHH!!!! *WHAM!* gu........ *WHAM!* rrgghhh... *WHAM!*

Josh: Joe? The hel...*WHAM!* unggghhh... *WHAM! WHAM WHAM WHAM* rrrghhh... * WHAM WHAM WHAM!!!!!!!!*

Anthony: What? *spins around in battle ready position*

WHAM!!
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Author's Note
heh... a cliffhanger. Or maybe yet a hill hanger because I don't think it was that sudden.
Okay, uhm... sorry for the long update, blah blah blah.

Anyways, Lucy is Kaiba's secretary.
Uhm... chapter 3 should be coming along in a day now.