Armored Thieves
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As the time has passed between days the weather has become warmer and more sunny

but today that has ended and we find ourselves running for shelter. I decided to leave

them for a bit so I can have some time to think of what just happened these past weeks.

We have had major battles before but this one was a battle royale. My traveling

companion Inuyasha has been known for hsi fights with his older brother. This time it

was a no holds barred. Sesshoumaru crafty as ever showed up for the prized

Tetsusaiga. He felt always that his puny sword as he deemed it was not enough. It saves

lives, it was more than enough. Even with one arm Sesshoumaru was a powerful foe. He

had easily had the advantage over Inuyasha. I decided I should show him the power of

my wind tunnel which I knew would do the trick. Inuyasha had wanted everyone to stay

back. Even Sango was eager to fight. Inuyasha would not let us help. Kagome of course

could not listen. She notched an arrow ever so diligently and shot it with the grace of a

professional. She hit her target as she did so many times before. This causing the great

Lord's armor to break as we had seen so many times. How much armor did he have I

wondered. He was most angry. "Call them off Inuyasha or you will be sorry."

Sesshoumaru had a way with words. "Everyone just get back unless you want to get

killed." Inuyasha too had a way. "Nice faith he has in our abilites." Sango had commented.

I asked Kagome, "Do you think it wise to involve yourself with such?" She just shrugged

me off. "Miroku, I have to help him." She was certainly brave. Much more so than most

of us. "Get down!!!!!!!" We heard Inuyasha yell as we seen another of Kagome's arrows

whiz past. Sesshoumaru was angry now. He unleashed a furious claw attack above our

heads. Surely if we did not duck I would not be here right now. Sango had managed so

unleash her hiraikotsu which almost hit Sesshoumaru. Kagome once again let her arrows

fly. I on the other hand waited for the time to be right then I would suck the demon

right in. Inuyasha managed to hold Sesshoumaru at bay while he yelled to us ,"Get out of

here and save yourselves." "We won't."Kagome said in responce. "How noble of you all to

die here with my worthless half brother." Sesshoumaru glared at us. We saw something

come over the horizon of the battle field. It looked like a child running and smiling.

"Someone there is a child."I yelled. "Kirara lets go."Sango got on and they went to

rescue this child. "Miroku can you back Sango?"Kagome asked. I prepared myself and

went charging after her. I was pretty fast and I know I could fight well but what could

I do with just my staff and wind tunnel? I wondered. Then something crashed in front

of me. A tree. Sesshoumaru whizzed past and soon he was gone. "Is the child safe

Sango?" I asked. "She has disappeared!!!"Sango was puzzled. She sure did look shocked.
We walked on towards a village but there was nothing in sight. It was as if everyone

disappeared. Inuyasha heard a strange noise comming at full speed ahead and behind us.

Our wonderment was met with demons swarming around. I knew exactly what to do.

"Everyone get back!!!" I screamed. "WIND TUNNEL!!!!" As so many other times I had

sucked them all in. Inuyasha was disappointed that he didn't get a chance to kill some.

Just like him to always want to cause death or destruction to run head first without

thinking. Then Kagome sensed shards comming rapidly. Kouga. Inuyasha could smell him.

"Kagome complains about me not bathing!!" Inuyasha has mumbled. "Hi Kouga."Kagome

had said as the wolf demon came to an abrupt stop. "My Woman I have been looking all

over for you. Are you well? Is this turd bothering you cause I could, you know....??"

Kouga was a bit annoying but I guess anyone in love like he was could be. He didn't leave

us alone ever. Any chance he had to see or talk to Kagome and bother us he would. Like

we didn't have enough to deal with. "Hey who you calling your woman whimp, you better

back off!!" Inuyasha was rearing to fight. Kagome intervened. As usual. "Now now no

fighting. We just battled and we are too tired for another one." Kagome always knew

how to be sweet but it wasn't enough for Inuyasha. Kouga on the other hand. "Are you

alright my woman? Kagome tell me are you hurt?" "Just fine." Kagome said to him

noticably scurrying behind Inuyasha. She was blushing. My wasn't she lovely. "Kouga

what do you want?"Kagome asked. She looked as if she wanted him to hurry and say it

then leave as he had done so in the past. "I wanted you to come back with me. I think

you're ready." My wasn't be straight and to the point. "Well Kouga I can't say that I

am. You know I have a job to do." Kagome waited. "Besides don't you have your

fiancee?" "Don't be silly woman, you are my fiancee. I don't see why you want to hang

with this turd when I could help you. Its faster." "Yeah till the shards come out of your

legs whimp." Inuyasha was growling. Kouga decided to jump on Inuyasha's head. "Hey

get off me, gee you stink." Inuyasha gagged. Sango whispered to me,"Think we should

help him?" I reponded," Do you think it wise? It is rather amusing to see Inuyasha

bested for once." "HEY YOU WORTHLESS JERKS, I HEARD THAT." Inuyasha was

back on his feet ready to strick us down. "SIT BOY." We watched him fall hard.

"Inuyasha you should be more nice."Kagome suddenly shrieked as Kouga held her hand.

"Uh what are you doing." She was blushing again. "Get your filthy hands off her you

bastard!!!" Inuyasha pounced. Kouga was gone. "Damn whimp." "Inuyasha!" Kagome

always scolded him. His ears turned down in embarrasment. I just laughed. Of course it

got me a stare or two. "And what's so funny monk?"Inuyasha asked me. "Oh nothing. I

was just remembering that time when....." I ran as he chased me.
Suddenly someone tapped on my sleeve and I was brought from my reverie. "Miroku

there you are." It was Shippo. The smallest companion in our group. "Kagome says its

time for dinner." "Thank you Shippo. Tell her I will be right there." "You know you

shouldn't be out here in the rain you could catch a cold and you know how Inuyasha

feels about them." "Yes Shippo I do know......" "Hey what are you talking about over

there......" Inuyasha walked over he whacked Shippo a good one. "Owww why did you do

that." Shippo ran off crying for Kagome. "Its not nice to talk about people behind their

backs." Inuyasha grunted. I just looked at him. We stood in silence. "Inuyasha tell me, do

you always have to resort to a violent act? I wonder what you would do were you to

become demon. You talk about protecting Kagome and you even protect Shippo but you

become violent in your actions towards them." Inuyasha just snorted. "Its not your

business monk." "Perhaps it is not but I am concerned for them just as you. I am

concerned for you too." I wondered about the out come of this all the time. "Quit

worrying, I won't be evil and kill you all. Not everyone demon is bad you know." Inuyasha

had tried to convince me that all the time. "Maybe." I decided I should walk to the camp

set up for dinner. Inuyasha was not far behind. Sango came running."Miroku watch out

for Kagome, she looks mad and... uh oh." We saw Kagome come out of the make shift

tent. "Where is Inuyasha??" she asked us. We both pointed beind us. "Inuyasha you dirty

thieving....." Kagome began. Inuyasha looked at her dumbfounded. "What now?" He asked

her. I wondered did he steal from her bag again. "SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT." Inuyasha hit

the floor hard. When he was able to pick himself up again he yelled. "What did I do?"

Kagome told him. "You know what you did. I told you to stay out of my bag. Where is it

Inuyasha??" She started searching him. "Kagome what are you looking for?" Sango

asked. "Yes Kagome perhaps we could help you find it." I told her. She blushed furiously.

"Thats okay I will find it later besides dinner could burn." She walked back to the tent.
I asked Inuyasha what exactly he took. He didn't answer me. So we all ate in silence.

Later before bed Kagome was rummaging in her things still mumbling about that damn

Inuyasha. Inuyasha was no where to be found. Sango had decided to take Shippo and

Kirara on a short walk. "Kagome I could help get back whatever he took."I asked. "Well

I guess since you wont know what its used for I could tell you. He took a bag of pads."

She was blushing again. I smiled. "Pads is that all, we could get you more in the next

village." "Miroku these are special, you only get them in my era. They are softer and

made of cotton." She blushed again. "It's okay Kagome perhaps I can get them back for

you. What are they used for?" She just looked at me. Afraid to say I guess. What a

mystery this is. "I will go find Inuyasha and ask him." I walked to the stream and found

him sitting in a tree. The rain was a small drizzle now. I asked him." Inuyasha do you

have these things called pads?" I noticed he was paying attention to something else but

what? "Hey Miroku check these out, you don't need anything to attach them. They stick

by themselves." Inuyasha looked like a kid. He was attaching what I assumed were

Kagome's pads all over his nude upper half as if it was armor. "You know she might be

mad you're using them all." I told him. "Oh well she can get more." Inuyasha said. "Here

try some." He threw the bag down at me. I looked it over. The writing was different but

Kagome had taught me some of the new words they used in her era. Immediately I

noticed the instructions. Ghastly, they were for the menstural cycle. You put them in

your undergarments. "Inuyasha I think you should stop and listen." He looked up curious.

"These are pads for your undergarments." He looked at me strangly. "What the hell do

you need those for? Oh I get it so it won't hurt if you get kicked in the groin?" I wanted

to laugh at him. "They are soft and are used for absorption."I told him. "You mean I am

supposed to bleed or pee on them???" He asked in wonderment. "Not you but women."

"Ewww gross......." Inuyasha quickly said ripping them off. "Gah!!!! They sting." He nearly

fell from the tree. Just then Kagome decided to join us. She saw Inuyasha throwing the

pads down. "I KNEW IT, SIT BOY!" She was mad but then she saw I had the bag. "Uh,

give met that." She said running off. Obviously she was embarrased. "Wait Kagome.

What are undergarments?"I asked her. She stopped turned around. I saw her hand

rising up. Then it grew dark.
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Notes: Ah!!!!! another chapter. Miroku decided to rejoin me. Although he thought it would

help him with Sen-Ryoko till she took her frying pan and slapped him a good one. So he

got lost on the way and ended up with a stolen mattress and some dominatrix. He wont

tell me about it. He looks kind of scared but thats okay. He is fine now. As you can see
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Miroku$Your sister isn't around is she?$

Sen~No I think she stepped out.~

Miroku$Noone stopped by for me?$

Sen~No, oh wait yeah. The police~

Miroku$Police?$

Sen~Yeah they said there has been a wave of mattress related crimes. They said
someone was stealing them and returning them beat up.~

(Miroku gulped)

Sen~Say you wouldn't know anything about that would you?~

Miroku$Of course not. Why would you think such a thing?$

Sen~Seeing how you stole mine and it ended up down the street all beat up. Now they
think I did it. Until I said why the hell would I do that to my own mattress!!!~

Miroku$Yes good point. What do these police do?$

Sen~They arrest theives.~

Miroku$Oh like guards do.$

Sen~Yeah sorda but you cant fight back with them they have guns~

Miroku$I should aquire a gun, where can i find one?$

Sen~Hey pal I don't think so remember the last time I introduced you to something.~

Miroku$ Oh right I nearly burned your arm off, say have you seen that blow torch
anywhere. I think I lost it.$

Sen-Ryoko+Nope you didn't I locked it away. (walking over to the boys) Welcome back
to the living Miroku.+

(Miroku grins) Miroku$ Thank you oh lovely one.$ (tries to reach for her)

(Ryoko slaps him good and we watch him faint)

Sen~You know that wasn't neccesary, (sighs) just like Inuyasha~

Sen-Ryoko+What, why you .......(Slaps Sen with her frying pan too, watches as Sen joins
Miroku)