Sen~ Sen here, with Miroku and Ryoko of course. We would like to thank you all for reading..... hey Ryo where is Miroku???
Ryoko+ He was right here a minute ago... you will never guess what I caught him doing earlier...... (hears a loud crash in the kitchen) Oh hold on.....
(Ryoko walks into the kitchen and finds Miroku with one leg in the dishwasher)
Miroku$Oh hi!!! You must be wondering what I am doing???
Ryo+ Oh my god you broke my dishwasher!!! What are you doing? Get your leg out of there!!!!
Miroku$ you mean I am too big for it?? Darn how am I supposed to bathe and get my robes cleaned.
Ryo+ You were trying to do what???? Who told you that would work???
Miroku$ you see in my travels with Kagome she would tell us of modern appliances in her time. One was a dishwasher, she said it would make anything you put in come out looking new and clean..... so I decided to try it.
Ryo+ Well now that you broke it and also didn't think to remember the name DISH washer. You now know its meant for dishes only!!!!!! (hears another noise, like screaming comming from the laundry room)
(Ryo walks into the laundry room and the screams are comming from the washer)
Ryo+Oh not again!!!! (opens lid to find a sick kitsune) Shippo!!! What on earth!!!
(Miroku and Sen walk in)
Ryo+ let me guess a washing machine does the same right? and you wanted to try it out? You didn't fit but Shippo needed a bath?
Shippo No I was hiding from Inuyasha but someone turned it on and I cried help but something caught in my mouth, oh here it is...(pulls out a pair of Sen's boxers)
Sen~(blushes) Oh.....heh....
Miroku$ I was wondering why your laundry room was screaming...... ghastly i say
Ryo+gross!!!!
Sen~Hey they are just underwear, its not like they are all staind or streaked!!!!!! Give me those......
(Ryo, Miroku and Shippo walk off)
Sen~Damn people always pissing me off!!!! (hears knocking from the dryer, opens door)
What the hell!!!!!
Inuyasha^ I think I am going to be sick!!! (swirly eyes) Where is that damn monk!!! He told me this was a well to get back in my time without using shards...........Oh ...blahhhhh
Sen~Gah!!!!!! I just cleaned these......(takes pants off and socks....... throws them in the washer...) Great now what am I going to wear... I cant walk around in my underwear...
Inuyasha^ who cares pal... mind giving me a hand (grumpy as ever)
(Sen helps Inu out of the dryer) ^Where is he?
Sen(points to the living room, watches Inu run off, then hears Miroku yelling thats what Sesshoumaru said)~ Interesting... what is this...(looks in dryer...) Oh some clean pants..... (puts them on, noticing they are a little big)
Sesshoumaru& Do you mind? I was waiting for them...... (Sen turns around and finds himself staring at Sesshoumaru... who is pantless, Sen quickly takes his pants off....) ~here dude!!! Man you should be introduced to my friend underwear........
Sesshoumaru& What is this underwear?
Sen~I am wearing them......... here i got an extra pair if you want to keep them..
Sesshoumaru& Should I trust you?
Sen~ Yes! Here go ahead, dont be afraid........
(Sesshoumaru puts them on then his pants) &Not bad at all.... Where do I aquire more?
Sen~ Well come back for christmas!!!! (smiles)
(Sesshoumaru takes off his pants... hands them to Sen)&here human man, take them you can think of it as my thanks.......(takes off)
Sen~Where the hell....? Nice pants though........ (hears Ryoko screaming , hey where are your pants freak!) Oh better get back there....... (walks into room, Sesshoumaru is about to kill Ryoko and Inuyasha is about to kill Sesshoumaru, Miroku and Shippo watch..... Then they all stop, turn and stare.....)
Ryoko+what the hell , where did you get those pants??? What were you doing back there?? Is there something you arent telling us Sen?
Sen~(looks stupified) What are you talking about? I don't know what you mean?
Miroku$ I think thats what they call a male partnership, yes thats what Kagome said.
Inuyasha^ I knew something was wrong when Sesshoumaru never found a mate.
Miroku$ hush this isnt something for children to hear.
Sen~I am not gay!!!! I just gave him my spare boxers and he gave me some pants as thanks..... I swear that is all.....
Ryoko+Oh....... phewww for a minute there......
Inuyasha^ damn I was hoping to make fun of you guys
Miroku$ I dont know I am weary of this all........
Sen~Well at least I didnt climb in the dishwasher!!!!!
Sesshoumaru& What stupid pathetic lives you waste.....
Shippo what is gay?
(everyone looks at shippo)
Sen~It means when you are happy!
Shippo I am gay a lot then..... so is Miroku and once Inuyasha was......
(bonk) oowwwww Kagomeeeeeeeeee (Shippo runs off crying)
(Everyone stares at Inuyasha)
Inuyasha^ What? I am not gay!!!!
(everyone laughs)
Inuyasha^god you guys piss me off!!!!!
(Inuyasha crashes to the floor)
Kagome!Sit Sit Sit!!!!
Ryo+wow I wish i had that power over people.......
(floor cracks, Inu crashes through)
Ryo+ Nevermind, look at my floor!!!!! oh no!!!!! How am I going to fix that... first my dishwasher and now this!!!!!
Miroku$ I think we better leave....
Sen~ I agree.....
Kagome! Opps!!
(Sesshoumaru leaves)
Ryo+ Hey noone is leaving!!!!!
(Too late..... everyone is gone except Inuyasha)
Inuyasha^ Oh where did everyone go???
Ryo+ They left, so now you get to help me....
Inuyasha(gulps) ^Huh??? i aint helping you.
Ryo+ Oh yes you are... You can start by fixing the floor!!!!
Several hours later and an angry hanyou muttering.... the dishwasher was fixed and the floor good as new........
Ryo+ Hey are you hungry? I can make you some ramen?
Inuyasha^ Oh if you insist.
Ryo+ well its almost ready so sit.....
(Inu sits, Ryo puts it on the table and turns to get dishes out, turns around)
Inuyasha(slurp slurp, gobble gobble) ^ Yeah that was good..... thanks...
Ryo+ You pig, now what am I supposed to eat!!!!!!
Inuyasha (looks surprised) ^Oh that was for you too?????
Ryo+ Where does Sen find these people...... What the hell is wrong with you???
Inuyasha^ Whats wrong with you, it was an accident.....
Ryo+ I'll show you accident..... hey get back here........
Later that night Sen comes home......
Ryoko+Have fun brother???
(Sen turns a light on) ~Yeah I did..... Uh sorry about leaving but well....
Ryo+no its okay..... Inuyasha did some work for me....
Sen~ Yeah he finally caught up with us. Man I dont think Miroku can sit for a week Inuyasha for that matter..... he got sat so many times.....
Ryo+ Thats nice...... did you forget what you were doing...
Sen~ Oh yes..... Well I brought over someone who felt left out.......
Sango'Oh hello. (smiles) I hope the guys werent too much trouble. They can be a pain.
Ryo+tell me about it...... (laughs)
Sango' Well I just stopped in to thank everyone on behalf of Miroku, since he cant be here, he is a little incoherant right now.....
Sen~Yeah did you see that eye too......I am so glad I didn't go out with him that one time though.... you remember when he came back with that tattoo and a cast on his leg.... He is just a magnet for abuse.....
Sango'(giggles) yes thats Miroku for you.......
Ryoko+ Oh yeah, someone stopped by, he said he was returning a radio or something.....
Sen~(stops laughing....) What??? Oh not him........ when did he come over. where is it?
Naraku* Dont worry I am still here..... Hello Sango my dear.....
Sango(pulls out hiraikotsu)' Naraku, you will not leave........
Ryo+oh no, dont throw that....... (Sango throws her hiraikotsu at Naraku who dodges it and tosses Sen a stereo....... The hiraikotsu demolishes the kitchen and Naraku leaves)
Ryo+why.....brother...... why me???? (cries)
Sango' Oh my I am so sorry........
Sen~Damn and we just had it renovated........
Sango' I better go...(leaves)
Ryo+ why did you let her go, she should help clean up....... great now what am I going to do......
Sen~ We could always move....... or fix it.........
Ryo+ That is it, no more friends......
Sen~Whoa! you forget I am your older brother..... this is my house too last time I checked I put in more money than you!!!!
Ryo+ oh so that makes you better than me!!!!! Well you can clean it yourself #%^@$$^
Sen~ Hey, where did you learn such language...... they are your friends too you know!!! Hey get back here, I CANT DO THIS ALONE!!! (Swirly eyes)..........
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Miroku here, since I passed out I have had alot of thinking to do in the week I was laid out. I am slowly recovering infact Sango was able to wake me up. Since I missed a week and didn't get to properly thank you all for reading my small moment in the fan fiction spotlight. Sango informed me that Sen who finally fixed the kitchen has decided we can't hang out as much and his sister Ryoko who is now speaking to him again decided to move out. I should move in....... Oh anyways.....Sen thanks all the supporters for sticking with him and he wants you to know he does this all for you and the reviews.... mainly reviews though i think...... I had a chance to stroll down memory lane in my brief stay at the local hospital.... I would like to share a bit of that with you as my thanks to SenTaro and Sen-Ryoko...... and Lady Sephiroth whom was really the mattress theif......... well the master mind behind it anyways....... I remember it like it was yesterday......:
Miroku$Oh excuse me.... could you point me in the direction of Tokyo??
Sen~ Are you kidding man? Tokyo is over seas......
Miroku$ Oh, then i should have to suck this sea up. I am in a hurry.
Sen~ You can suck the sea up??? Cool!!!! Can I see?
Miroku$ Sure, stand back if you treasure your life...... (opens wind tunnel)
(Sen has stars in his eyes)~Wow that was so cool!!!! Name is SenTaro.. (extends hand)
Miroku$ Miroku here, so Tokyo is what way?
Sen~ Well I could get a map and show you, uh I live right over there (points to small yellow house)
Miroku$Okay, but keep in mind I am in a hurry....
Sen~ What is in Tokyo?
Miroku$ My friends, you see I was seperated somehow from them and wound up here. Now I need to find a way to get back...
Sen~ Do people there dress like that all the time? (points to robes) Oh yeah a plane is what you need to get on... do you have your friend phone numbers?
Miroku$ Phone???
Sen~ I guess not..... Well hmmmm..... I don't know what to say....
Miroku$ Well would you mind if I stayed here tonight.... I feel a dark presence here, perhaps in exchange I could perform an exorcism for you?
Sen~ Wow! I dont know I think you might have mistaken the dark presence for my sister.....
Miroku$ You have a sister? Tell me is she beautiful?
Sen~ (gags) Uh how would I know, she is my sister.......
Miroku$ right then.... well what do you say?
Sen~ Sure you can stay Miroku, but if you steal anything I will know..........
The next day when I awoke Sen my new friend here in this strange town was reading a newspaper with the look of shock on his face......
Sen~ World wide news...... Miroku, I think you are famous...... It says here half of Tacoma was sucked up my a mysterious wind....... Oh must've been from yesterday...
Miroku$ Ghastly I did that!!!!! All those people. What have I done!
Sen~ Dont worry about! It was the bad part of town, come to think of it Tacoma is just one bad town...... stinks too..... oh well
Miroku$ well if it was a good thing then.....
Sen~ Yeah sure, why not........(hears yelling outside)
Miroku$ that sounds like Kagome, and Shippo. Oh and Sango...
Sen~ Geez someone sounds mad, hey who is that guy running to my door?
Miroku$ you better watch our here come Inuyasha
(door slams open)
(Sen falls on the couch)
Inuyasha^ there you are! He's in here!!!! Where they hell have you been??
Miroku$ This nice guy you knocked down was kind enough to let me stay here...
Inuyasha^ let me guess, a black cloud or a dark presence, jeez Miroku we cant leave you alone for one minute....
(Kagome, Sango, and Shippo come in) !''!
Sen~ Uh come on in, have a seat...
Kagome! Inuyasha calm down, you should appologize to Sen, you nearly killed him
Inuyasha^ Yeah well not my fault he got in my way....
Sen(Laughs)~Its okay... kinda funny, my friends wont believe this!!!
Inuyasha^ where are we Kagome?
Kagome! this is america Inuyasha, I told you already....
Inuyasha^ man everywhere we go it always stinks!!!
Sango' Oh stop complaining..... Shippo Yeah... (bonk) Owwwww
Kagome! Sit boy!!
Inuyasha^ Oww jeez, can we get out of here???
Miroku$ Well thanks again, Sen.....
Sen~ Yeah come back soon guys........ (waves)... wait a minute where did my couch go and my tv!!! Hey wait...........
Later while we stopped so I could sell the gifts Sen gave to me, I couldnt take them with me on the ride back home......
Sango' where did you get that?
Miroku$ Sen.... wasn't that kind?
Kagome! Miroku you stole them....
Miroku$ Steal, Kagome? I didn't steal.... I swear he gave them to me....
Inuyasha^ right monk! Next time we arent comming to get you.....
Kagome! Yeah and you will get arrested.....
Miroku$ arrested?
He was a nice guy and so I decided to return the next week. Of course I brought him a gift... He didn't answer the door so I let myself in. The window was unlocked I don't think he will mind. I waited on his new couch, I noticed he had a new tv too. When the front door unlocked Sen walked in....
Sen~ Gah!!!! how did you get in? Back to steal some more?
Miroku$ Here I brought you a gift, (I handed him an envelope)
Sen~ Money, what for?
Miroku$ Letting me stay, I never performed an exorcism, I noticed the demon must have taken over and made you delusional...
Sen~ What? I am not crazy!!!
Miroku$ Of course not..... so anything fun to do around here?
Sen~ Uh well I guess so. Anything in mind?
Miroku$ I hear there are beautiful women in America?!
Sen~ Right but not here, I guess road trip........
So we took a road trip after it Sen mumbled something about never doing that again. He kept asking me if my face still hurt..... What a good friend... He even took me to the emergency room as he called it. The stiches didnt hurt much..... We had a lot of fun that is all that mattered. We even took pictures. I hope that I get to work with him again. Even though now the restraining order prohibits me from seeing him I am sure we will remain good friends. Thank you for taking the time to read about my life and a little about his....... SAY perhaps one of you ladies can help me... I have a problem you see..... I need to quickly have a son..... Would any of you be willing to ...........
Sango' willing to what Miroku? Well I guess he won't be getting up anytime soon..... they werent kidding about his family line.....See you all later...(waves and smiles)
Ryoko+ He was right here a minute ago... you will never guess what I caught him doing earlier...... (hears a loud crash in the kitchen) Oh hold on.....
(Ryoko walks into the kitchen and finds Miroku with one leg in the dishwasher)
Miroku$Oh hi!!! You must be wondering what I am doing???
Ryo+ Oh my god you broke my dishwasher!!! What are you doing? Get your leg out of there!!!!
Miroku$ you mean I am too big for it?? Darn how am I supposed to bathe and get my robes cleaned.
Ryo+ You were trying to do what???? Who told you that would work???
Miroku$ you see in my travels with Kagome she would tell us of modern appliances in her time. One was a dishwasher, she said it would make anything you put in come out looking new and clean..... so I decided to try it.
Ryo+ Well now that you broke it and also didn't think to remember the name DISH washer. You now know its meant for dishes only!!!!!! (hears another noise, like screaming comming from the laundry room)
(Ryo walks into the laundry room and the screams are comming from the washer)
Ryo+Oh not again!!!! (opens lid to find a sick kitsune) Shippo!!! What on earth!!!
(Miroku and Sen walk in)
Ryo+ let me guess a washing machine does the same right? and you wanted to try it out? You didn't fit but Shippo needed a bath?
Shippo No I was hiding from Inuyasha but someone turned it on and I cried help but something caught in my mouth, oh here it is...(pulls out a pair of Sen's boxers)
Sen~(blushes) Oh.....heh....
Miroku$ I was wondering why your laundry room was screaming...... ghastly i say
Ryo+gross!!!!
Sen~Hey they are just underwear, its not like they are all staind or streaked!!!!!! Give me those......
(Ryo, Miroku and Shippo walk off)
Sen~Damn people always pissing me off!!!! (hears knocking from the dryer, opens door)
What the hell!!!!!
Inuyasha^ I think I am going to be sick!!! (swirly eyes) Where is that damn monk!!! He told me this was a well to get back in my time without using shards...........Oh ...blahhhhh
Sen~Gah!!!!!! I just cleaned these......(takes pants off and socks....... throws them in the washer...) Great now what am I going to wear... I cant walk around in my underwear...
Inuyasha^ who cares pal... mind giving me a hand (grumpy as ever)
(Sen helps Inu out of the dryer) ^Where is he?
Sen(points to the living room, watches Inu run off, then hears Miroku yelling thats what Sesshoumaru said)~ Interesting... what is this...(looks in dryer...) Oh some clean pants..... (puts them on, noticing they are a little big)
Sesshoumaru& Do you mind? I was waiting for them...... (Sen turns around and finds himself staring at Sesshoumaru... who is pantless, Sen quickly takes his pants off....) ~here dude!!! Man you should be introduced to my friend underwear........
Sesshoumaru& What is this underwear?
Sen~I am wearing them......... here i got an extra pair if you want to keep them..
Sesshoumaru& Should I trust you?
Sen~ Yes! Here go ahead, dont be afraid........
(Sesshoumaru puts them on then his pants) &Not bad at all.... Where do I aquire more?
Sen~ Well come back for christmas!!!! (smiles)
(Sesshoumaru takes off his pants... hands them to Sen)&here human man, take them you can think of it as my thanks.......(takes off)
Sen~Where the hell....? Nice pants though........ (hears Ryoko screaming , hey where are your pants freak!) Oh better get back there....... (walks into room, Sesshoumaru is about to kill Ryoko and Inuyasha is about to kill Sesshoumaru, Miroku and Shippo watch..... Then they all stop, turn and stare.....)
Ryoko+what the hell , where did you get those pants??? What were you doing back there?? Is there something you arent telling us Sen?
Sen~(looks stupified) What are you talking about? I don't know what you mean?
Miroku$ I think thats what they call a male partnership, yes thats what Kagome said.
Inuyasha^ I knew something was wrong when Sesshoumaru never found a mate.
Miroku$ hush this isnt something for children to hear.
Sen~I am not gay!!!! I just gave him my spare boxers and he gave me some pants as thanks..... I swear that is all.....
Ryoko+Oh....... phewww for a minute there......
Inuyasha^ damn I was hoping to make fun of you guys
Miroku$ I dont know I am weary of this all........
Sen~Well at least I didnt climb in the dishwasher!!!!!
Sesshoumaru& What stupid pathetic lives you waste.....
Shippo what is gay?
(everyone looks at shippo)
Sen~It means when you are happy!
Shippo I am gay a lot then..... so is Miroku and once Inuyasha was......
(bonk) oowwwww Kagomeeeeeeeeee (Shippo runs off crying)
(Everyone stares at Inuyasha)
Inuyasha^ What? I am not gay!!!!
(everyone laughs)
Inuyasha^god you guys piss me off!!!!!
(Inuyasha crashes to the floor)
Kagome!Sit Sit Sit!!!!
Ryo+wow I wish i had that power over people.......
(floor cracks, Inu crashes through)
Ryo+ Nevermind, look at my floor!!!!! oh no!!!!! How am I going to fix that... first my dishwasher and now this!!!!!
Miroku$ I think we better leave....
Sen~ I agree.....
Kagome! Opps!!
(Sesshoumaru leaves)
Ryo+ Hey noone is leaving!!!!!
(Too late..... everyone is gone except Inuyasha)
Inuyasha^ Oh where did everyone go???
Ryo+ They left, so now you get to help me....
Inuyasha(gulps) ^Huh??? i aint helping you.
Ryo+ Oh yes you are... You can start by fixing the floor!!!!
Several hours later and an angry hanyou muttering.... the dishwasher was fixed and the floor good as new........
Ryo+ Hey are you hungry? I can make you some ramen?
Inuyasha^ Oh if you insist.
Ryo+ well its almost ready so sit.....
(Inu sits, Ryo puts it on the table and turns to get dishes out, turns around)
Inuyasha(slurp slurp, gobble gobble) ^ Yeah that was good..... thanks...
Ryo+ You pig, now what am I supposed to eat!!!!!!
Inuyasha (looks surprised) ^Oh that was for you too?????
Ryo+ Where does Sen find these people...... What the hell is wrong with you???
Inuyasha^ Whats wrong with you, it was an accident.....
Ryo+ I'll show you accident..... hey get back here........
Later that night Sen comes home......
Ryoko+Have fun brother???
(Sen turns a light on) ~Yeah I did..... Uh sorry about leaving but well....
Ryo+no its okay..... Inuyasha did some work for me....
Sen~ Yeah he finally caught up with us. Man I dont think Miroku can sit for a week Inuyasha for that matter..... he got sat so many times.....
Ryo+ Thats nice...... did you forget what you were doing...
Sen~ Oh yes..... Well I brought over someone who felt left out.......
Sango'Oh hello. (smiles) I hope the guys werent too much trouble. They can be a pain.
Ryo+tell me about it...... (laughs)
Sango' Well I just stopped in to thank everyone on behalf of Miroku, since he cant be here, he is a little incoherant right now.....
Sen~Yeah did you see that eye too......I am so glad I didn't go out with him that one time though.... you remember when he came back with that tattoo and a cast on his leg.... He is just a magnet for abuse.....
Sango'(giggles) yes thats Miroku for you.......
Ryoko+ Oh yeah, someone stopped by, he said he was returning a radio or something.....
Sen~(stops laughing....) What??? Oh not him........ when did he come over. where is it?
Naraku* Dont worry I am still here..... Hello Sango my dear.....
Sango(pulls out hiraikotsu)' Naraku, you will not leave........
Ryo+oh no, dont throw that....... (Sango throws her hiraikotsu at Naraku who dodges it and tosses Sen a stereo....... The hiraikotsu demolishes the kitchen and Naraku leaves)
Ryo+why.....brother...... why me???? (cries)
Sango' Oh my I am so sorry........
Sen~Damn and we just had it renovated........
Sango' I better go...(leaves)
Ryo+ why did you let her go, she should help clean up....... great now what am I going to do......
Sen~ We could always move....... or fix it.........
Ryo+ That is it, no more friends......
Sen~Whoa! you forget I am your older brother..... this is my house too last time I checked I put in more money than you!!!!
Ryo+ oh so that makes you better than me!!!!! Well you can clean it yourself #%^@$$^
Sen~ Hey, where did you learn such language...... they are your friends too you know!!! Hey get back here, I CANT DO THIS ALONE!!! (Swirly eyes)..........
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Miroku here, since I passed out I have had alot of thinking to do in the week I was laid out. I am slowly recovering infact Sango was able to wake me up. Since I missed a week and didn't get to properly thank you all for reading my small moment in the fan fiction spotlight. Sango informed me that Sen who finally fixed the kitchen has decided we can't hang out as much and his sister Ryoko who is now speaking to him again decided to move out. I should move in....... Oh anyways.....Sen thanks all the supporters for sticking with him and he wants you to know he does this all for you and the reviews.... mainly reviews though i think...... I had a chance to stroll down memory lane in my brief stay at the local hospital.... I would like to share a bit of that with you as my thanks to SenTaro and Sen-Ryoko...... and Lady Sephiroth whom was really the mattress theif......... well the master mind behind it anyways....... I remember it like it was yesterday......:
Miroku$Oh excuse me.... could you point me in the direction of Tokyo??
Sen~ Are you kidding man? Tokyo is over seas......
Miroku$ Oh, then i should have to suck this sea up. I am in a hurry.
Sen~ You can suck the sea up??? Cool!!!! Can I see?
Miroku$ Sure, stand back if you treasure your life...... (opens wind tunnel)
(Sen has stars in his eyes)~Wow that was so cool!!!! Name is SenTaro.. (extends hand)
Miroku$ Miroku here, so Tokyo is what way?
Sen~ Well I could get a map and show you, uh I live right over there (points to small yellow house)
Miroku$Okay, but keep in mind I am in a hurry....
Sen~ What is in Tokyo?
Miroku$ My friends, you see I was seperated somehow from them and wound up here. Now I need to find a way to get back...
Sen~ Do people there dress like that all the time? (points to robes) Oh yeah a plane is what you need to get on... do you have your friend phone numbers?
Miroku$ Phone???
Sen~ I guess not..... Well hmmmm..... I don't know what to say....
Miroku$ Well would you mind if I stayed here tonight.... I feel a dark presence here, perhaps in exchange I could perform an exorcism for you?
Sen~ Wow! I dont know I think you might have mistaken the dark presence for my sister.....
Miroku$ You have a sister? Tell me is she beautiful?
Sen~ (gags) Uh how would I know, she is my sister.......
Miroku$ right then.... well what do you say?
Sen~ Sure you can stay Miroku, but if you steal anything I will know..........
The next day when I awoke Sen my new friend here in this strange town was reading a newspaper with the look of shock on his face......
Sen~ World wide news...... Miroku, I think you are famous...... It says here half of Tacoma was sucked up my a mysterious wind....... Oh must've been from yesterday...
Miroku$ Ghastly I did that!!!!! All those people. What have I done!
Sen~ Dont worry about! It was the bad part of town, come to think of it Tacoma is just one bad town...... stinks too..... oh well
Miroku$ well if it was a good thing then.....
Sen~ Yeah sure, why not........(hears yelling outside)
Miroku$ that sounds like Kagome, and Shippo. Oh and Sango...
Sen~ Geez someone sounds mad, hey who is that guy running to my door?
Miroku$ you better watch our here come Inuyasha
(door slams open)
(Sen falls on the couch)
Inuyasha^ there you are! He's in here!!!! Where they hell have you been??
Miroku$ This nice guy you knocked down was kind enough to let me stay here...
Inuyasha^ let me guess, a black cloud or a dark presence, jeez Miroku we cant leave you alone for one minute....
(Kagome, Sango, and Shippo come in) !''!
Sen~ Uh come on in, have a seat...
Kagome! Inuyasha calm down, you should appologize to Sen, you nearly killed him
Inuyasha^ Yeah well not my fault he got in my way....
Sen(Laughs)~Its okay... kinda funny, my friends wont believe this!!!
Inuyasha^ where are we Kagome?
Kagome! this is america Inuyasha, I told you already....
Inuyasha^ man everywhere we go it always stinks!!!
Sango' Oh stop complaining..... Shippo Yeah... (bonk) Owwwww
Kagome! Sit boy!!
Inuyasha^ Oww jeez, can we get out of here???
Miroku$ Well thanks again, Sen.....
Sen~ Yeah come back soon guys........ (waves)... wait a minute where did my couch go and my tv!!! Hey wait...........
Later while we stopped so I could sell the gifts Sen gave to me, I couldnt take them with me on the ride back home......
Sango' where did you get that?
Miroku$ Sen.... wasn't that kind?
Kagome! Miroku you stole them....
Miroku$ Steal, Kagome? I didn't steal.... I swear he gave them to me....
Inuyasha^ right monk! Next time we arent comming to get you.....
Kagome! Yeah and you will get arrested.....
Miroku$ arrested?
He was a nice guy and so I decided to return the next week. Of course I brought him a gift... He didn't answer the door so I let myself in. The window was unlocked I don't think he will mind. I waited on his new couch, I noticed he had a new tv too. When the front door unlocked Sen walked in....
Sen~ Gah!!!! how did you get in? Back to steal some more?
Miroku$ Here I brought you a gift, (I handed him an envelope)
Sen~ Money, what for?
Miroku$ Letting me stay, I never performed an exorcism, I noticed the demon must have taken over and made you delusional...
Sen~ What? I am not crazy!!!
Miroku$ Of course not..... so anything fun to do around here?
Sen~ Uh well I guess so. Anything in mind?
Miroku$ I hear there are beautiful women in America?!
Sen~ Right but not here, I guess road trip........
So we took a road trip after it Sen mumbled something about never doing that again. He kept asking me if my face still hurt..... What a good friend... He even took me to the emergency room as he called it. The stiches didnt hurt much..... We had a lot of fun that is all that mattered. We even took pictures. I hope that I get to work with him again. Even though now the restraining order prohibits me from seeing him I am sure we will remain good friends. Thank you for taking the time to read about my life and a little about his....... SAY perhaps one of you ladies can help me... I have a problem you see..... I need to quickly have a son..... Would any of you be willing to ...........
Sango' willing to what Miroku? Well I guess he won't be getting up anytime soon..... they werent kidding about his family line.....See you all later...(waves and smiles)
