Burning fires in the rain!!!!
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By SenRyoko-TaiHanyou
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Author notes: Hey please check out my fic Legend Of Masou under my pen name not this one...... Its about Sango and Kohaku and Naraku......
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Miroku$ I hope I don't get hurt in this one!
Ryoko+Don't worry about it!!!!
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"Inuyasha we have been walking day and night, when are we going to make camp."
"Cram it, Miroku. You know we are almost there."
"Yes but we are all exhausted. Can we just rest for a few minutes."
"No. If we don't make it there on time we will be in serious trouble. Are you prepared for whats in store monk?"

My mind flashed back to a few days ago when we treked accross the land in search on a fire god who was terrorizing vast amounts of villages. Why did the rain not come then? It reminded me though of the time we faced the imposter water god. I wondered why people could do such things as the imposters have.

"Sango, watch out!" I yelled. "Don't worry I've got it under control." she told me. Kirara had jumped into action. Fighting fire with fire. Sango's hiraikotsu was no match for fire. My wind tunnel just sucked in endless amounts of flames and Inuyasha was only able to cut through the fire. We didn't have much of an option, Shippo was already out of it and soon I would be too.

The ferocious demon attacked swiftly, I was able to dodge and smash it a good one with my staff. Inuyasha tried the wind scar but the demon easily escaped it. Soon Sango was out and now it was left to me and Inuyasha. Kagome yelled she sensed shards in the demons neck. We thought we were defeated as the demon knocked tetsusaiga away. With one hope left I reopend the wind tunnel. I stood my ground sucking the beast in. The I remembered the shards.

"Kagome, do you think you could shoot it with a purity arrow?"
"Oh Miroku, I almost forgot. Great idea."
"For once the useless monk becomes useful." Inuyasha crankily said.
It was obvious he was jealous he didnt think of it.
Kagome notched an arrow and shot.
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"Miroku, you will catch a cold."Kagome said walking up next to me. "I hope this rain ceases, its to cold." She shivered and ran back into a hut we borrowed. I had noticed everyone hudled in the hut around a nice warm fire. Even Inuyasha. "Hey Miroku, whats your problem? Why you always sitting alone outside when its raining out. Don't you know you're not immortal or even a demon. A cold would wipe you out, then you'd have no family line." Inuyasha grunted. "Maybe it would be for the better of mankind." Shippo laughed. Everyone laughed. "Oh lighten up Miroku, Shippo was only kidding," Kagome smiled. "Yes, you're right."

That night we all slept in nice warm sleeping bags, Kagome called them. It was nice to have such luxuries in a time where things were hard to come by. I wondered often what her world was like and what living there could do for me. It was a nice dream..........

"Hi Miroku, I'll bear you a child." "No Miroku let me." "No I want to." "No, its my turn."
"Ladies, ladies, there is plenty of me to go around." "Oh but Miroku, pick me." "No me." "No me." "No me." "Hmmm that is a hard choice but I think I'll try......" (Miroku is laying passed out on the ground.) "Try what, monk?"It was Sango and her hiraikotsu. "Oh why did you have to hit him like that?" "Yeah now he will never pick."

On second thought, the ending was a nightmare, but lately Sango entered all his dreams. He supposed ever since that high Lord asked her to marry him and Miroku thought he lost his chance..... lost what you don't have. Never will. I guess its like all women I meet though. Take Kagome for instance I did the same thing with her. With exception to the angry Sango being Inuyasha.
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When we awoke the rain was slowly fading and we decided to pack up. Our first stop was for the well. Kagome needed to return home so she could finish some work and drop the supplies off for fresh ones. It was amazing her mother and grandfather let her go back and forth. Even supplied her with stuff for us all. I wish I could thank them personally.

"Hey Miroku, you're slowing us down." Inuyasha ranted his usual. "Oh sorry I was just thinking." "Well its not time to think idiot. Its time to leave!" "Inuyasha, you're not being very polite. Say sorry." Kagome defended. "What for, he is slowing us down. Like I always said a useless monk." "Sit." We all laughed every time Kagome sat Inuyasha. It was getting less and less these days. I figure its because she thinks why would he love someone who was intent on hurting him. Not that she meant it. It was more or less to keep him in line. Like that would ever happen.

"Miroku, hello, earth to Miroku." Kagome waved a hand in my face. "Boy you sure are acting strange." "Tell me about it. I saw him standing in the river the other day. He wasn't moving." Sango told her. "Yeah he just sat on a rock for hours last night." Shippo added to the conversation. "I assure you I am just fine." "If you say so," Inuyasha always had to have the last word.

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Kagome was well gone into her era as we all sat down for dinner. We all noticed Inuyasha was a little restless. We knew he would try to sneak back towards the well. He always tries to drag Kagome back and ends up getting stuck there doing something crazy. Then again its normal for him. "Say would there happen to be anymore ramen?" I asked. "Yeah right. Not when Inuyasha's around. See look at the mess he made." Shippo said as everyone looked at him. He was covered in ramen. "What, what did I do?" Inuyasha asked. "What a pig. Here we thought Miroku was a pig!" Sango said. "No he is still a pig not the same as Inuyasha." Shippo stated.

"Man that food was good," I said rubbing my stomach as I laid down for the night. "Thanks Sango, thanks Kaede." "Your welcome." They said in unison. "Yeah well I am still hungry." Shippo whined. "Well if you didn't rub it in to Inuyasha that you had more ramen left he wouldn't have taken it and eaten it." I explained. "It's just not fair, wait til Kagome comes back." "As amusing as it will be Shippo, tell me when will you learn to defend yourself?" "What do you mean Miroku?" "Shippo, Shippo, Shippo, its embarassing for a male to depend on a female so much, how do you expect to find a mate later in life." "I am sure I would have a better chance than you. Who wants to get beat up all the time by women." "Uh, thats not what I meant." "Why are you giving him advice, monk? Like you know what you're talking about."

"Thats right, you know everything." "What's that supposed to mean? Are you picking a fight." "Go to bed Inuyasha, its a waste of time explaining anything to you." Inuyasha was ready to punch Miroku when Sango came up. "Do you mind not arguing for one day? You should rest so when Kagome comes back we will all be at our best." Shippo fell fast asleep as well as Sango. Inuyasha just walked off. I however wasn't quite tired. I listened to the noises all around me and relaxed. I decided to go for a short walk. As I walked towards the forrest I hear someone crying for help. I ran as fast as I could. Where was Inuyasha? Down the well I suppose.

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Miroku$ Very nice, a little serious and less pain.
Ryoko+Yeah I thought you suffered enough for once.
Miroku$ Are you suggesting?
Ryoko+ Suggesting what?
Miroku$ I was merely wondering if it was for personal interest....
Ryoko+ Huh what?
Miroku$ I see, so it is?
Ryoko+ What are you talking about?
Miroku$ Are you finally ready to............
Sen~ (slaps Miroku in the back of the head) You really are a pig! Can't leave you alone for one minute......

Miroku$ Oh hey pal, I was just going to ask her if she was ready to tell me what happens in the next chapter.....

Sen~ Right and I am secretly Miss America....
Ryoko+Well I dont know......
Miroku$ Yeah I bet you could enter.... you could take me with you as a coach
Sen~ Great you too!!!
Miroku$ Try a bathing suit on.......
Sen~ Try getting a date!

Ryoko+ guys guys, no need to argue. It was a joke Sen....
Sen~ Yeah, sure. Next thing I know I am going to be tied up and in a bathing suit on my way to compete........
Miroku$ Do you know if they need judges?
Ryoko+ Yeah, just explain it to Sango... she knows what to do
Miroku$ now why would she keep that a secret... oh well (looks around for Sango and spots her talking with Shippo) Hey Sango, can we speak in private for a moment.
(They walk into the kitchen, then we hear yelling and a loud crash)
Sango' What a perv!!!! (drags Miroku's unconcious body towards the couch.) The nerve of him asking me about women in bathing suits!!!!

Sen~ I thought you said he suffered enough?
Ryoko+ Well whats a little white lie between friends. besides we all know it wouldn't be much of a story unless he suffered a little.
Sen~ Well I guess you're right he is a magnet for abuse after all. I wonder what they taught him during his training or maybe it comes natural......
Ryoko+ Its like how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop... the world may never know....

Sen~ One... two.... three..... (crunch...) Oh took me three... I guess it depends on how much you like them? (Throws the stick away)
Ryoko+ Hey where did you get that, I want one!
Sen~ (Waves a bunch in her face) ha ha ha ha ha....
Ryoko+(gets mad) OOO thats it (yank, yank yank yank)
Sen~ Owwwwwww.... why did you do that?
Ryoko+( grabs the bunch and runs off) Wouldnt be much of a conversation unless you got hurt to...... (throws a tootsie pop and nails Sen in the head)

(Sen lays on the floor with swirly eyes) OrOoOoOoOoOoO