A Cold Rain!!!!!!!!!!
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By Sen Taro-Taisensei
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Note: Due to lack of reviews I am afraid "we" can not finish this fic. I know I always threaten so and it back fires and then I end up writing more but this time I am serious. I know I shouldn't do it but I don't have a choice ^_^. I love hearing from you all. So tell all and review more and if you're good, really good. Then you will get a few more chapters......
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Would this infernal rain ever cease. It was cold and unbearable like no other rain fall has been. The group was struck with a cold. Well everyone but Inuyasha. We stayed at a hut in the village so Kagome could go back and forth with remedies for us. Her cold by now was gone, due to her advanced medics there. Her home I was told like a castle, she didn't have to worry about making fires.
I sneezed loud waking everyone. We were all weak and tired. Shippo was okay too, he took care of us. Even Kaede was down with a bad cold. Inuyasha kept joking it was death comming to collect. Even though we were weak we still laughed especially when Kagome came in and yelled sit a million times.
She wore a mask, she said to protect herself from the germs in the air. "Its raining Kagome, what germs would stick around in this cold weather?" I asked her.
"Don't be silly Miroku. Germs are all around us. I am surprised you guys came down sick though with your immune system." Kagome comforted me.
"Yes, I don't know how it could have happened." My mind wondered back to an angry hanyou yelling rain was nothing and we were lazy. We always wanted breaks.
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We all stared at Inuyasha angrily. "What are you all looking at?" He grumbled. He did look guilty. Good.
"Nothing much." Shippo giggled. "Why you.... come say that to my face!!!" Inuyasha howled as Shippo pinched his cheeks and said it again. "Shippo, you creep... you'll pay." Inuyasha hit Shippo a few times on the head. "Owww, Kagooooomeeeeeee." "SIT."
"Really you two. Its embarrasing. Take it outside." Kagome scolded.
Inuyasha looked demented for a second while he said," with pleasure." He picked up Shippo and headed outside. All day we heard screams of torture as Shippo was unmercifully beaten by Inuyasha.
Sango rolled over in her sleep. I noticed how lovely she was even if she was sick. One day she would admit her true feelings. One day I might too. "Miroku, quit staring at me, you're creeping me out."
We laid there and stared at each other for a while. "Sorry, I didn't mean to stare."
"Sure, next thing you will be saying sorry I didnt mean to touch you!!!"
"No need to be hostile *cough, cough* Owww this is painful." I felt like I was coughing my insides slowly up. Kagome handed me some candy looking things. "Here they are cough drops."
"Cough drops? What don't you have for a remedy in your era?" Sango asked. "Maybe some repellent for hentai monks?"
"Very funny, Sango. Perhaps you have love potions, Kagome?" I asked hope filling my mind. "Nope to both..... however some of this soup will make you feel all better." Kagome pulled out a thermos. It smelled so wonderful.
"MMM, yum, Kagome. What is it?" Sango asked. Inuyasha walked in. "Got enough for me?"
"Inuyasha its for sick people. You arent sick." Kagome told him.
"Yes I am sick." "Oh really? With?" "You not giving me any soup." We all had to laugh at the look on Kagome's face and then Inuyasha's as he was sat so many times. He didn't get back up. He did however end up with a bowl of the soup too.
"That was wonderful, Kagome. I do feel better. Thank you." Sango said lying back down. "Rest is the next best thing so all of you try to go to sleep. I am going to go home and get more soup and some flu medicine."
"We have the flu? I thought it was called a cold?" I asked Kaede. "I guess that is what they call it in her time." Kaede replied.
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I must have slept the cold off cause when I woke up I felt even better than normal.
Everyone did. "Kagome, that remedy was wonderful. I feel all better." I thanked her.
"Oh it was no problem besides I made the fire extra warm, you practically sweat your flu off."
"How is Sango doing? I havent seen her." I asked. "Oh she is bathing, have you noticed the great weather today?" Kagome pointed outside. I walked out and the sun was shining.
"It seems the weather agrees with our moods." I smiled walking towards the woods.
Inuyasha cut me off. "I don't think so. I am not cleaning up after you again."
"What do you mean, Inuyasha?" "I mean all that blood and haveing to carry your useless body back into the hut." "Oh, no I was merely having to use the bathroom."
"My butt monk!" "Its true now if you don't excuse me, I will have no choice but to go right here, perhaps on you."
"Yeah, then I might still have to drag you back to the hut. I better not hear you walking towards the river." "I will be but a minute, if you will excuse me."
Of course I was headed towards the river, I myself needed to clean up. When I reached my destination I heard the water splashing. Sango must still be bathing. I better be quiet. I walked to a small clearing and peeked over a big rock. Thats when I came face to face with............
"What do you think you're doing!" *SMACK* *BOOM* For me the world slowly faded into darkness...... the last thing I heard was Inuyasha's voice," I told him not to go there."
Then Sango," I can't believe we can't bathe in peace. He actually was hiding behind a huge rock, like I wouldn't see him." Then Shippo," Wow, he won't be able to move for a while, look at that lump." "Did you have to hit him that hard, its going to take a while to clean the blood off." Kagome's voice faded..........
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Note: So what do you think???? ^_^. I want to take this small opportunity to plug a fan fic of my sister an author who has written a few of these chaps, her pen name is SenRyoko-TaiHanyou and her fic is titled Legend of Masou. Its a great fic and I hope you read it, she hasn't had any reviews and is bummed..... well bye bye then ^_^.
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SenTaro: Tedious. Thats the only word I can think of to explain writing this one.
Miroku: Really? Is it worth it?
Taro: Yeah you know it!
Miroku: I hear you have a small fan club of your own? Is that true, can I join, or at least come to your meetings.....
Taro: Why so I can get sued or something?? No way, besides you have to like me to join or come....
"Miroku: Well I do like you..... we're pals cmon let me go...... what is sued?
Taro: Its when someone doesnt like something you do so they take you to court and in your case you'd have to pay money to them.........
Miroku: Really? Well I don't like that you won't take me so can I sue you?
Taro: Uh no. Fine you can go but the first time you touch someone you're leaving. And you can pay for the lawyer.....
Miroku: Lawyer? Oh nevermind, okay I promise not to touch anyone. So these girls really like you? I wonder....
Taro: Don't get any ideas, although I am a little freaked out about it...... I have to admit I haven't been to a meeting but they keep sending me stuff, I think they have me mixed up with someone else.
Miroku: Like who? Oh whats this (picks up a letter and reads it) Wow where is the Shadow Gundam they keep talking about? I didn't know you had a Gundam. You never said anything before.....
Taro: What are you serious..... uh I don't own a Shadow Gundam. If I did I wouldn't tell you. Its bad enough you having that air rip. You have more bad luck than Vash the Stampede......
Miroku: No way, I have never been shot. Well almost but that doesnt count.
Taro: what do you mean it doesn't count? I was almost shot too, I had to replace my rear window!!!
Miroku: Well I couldn't help it, she said it was okay... but look we are fine now..
Taro: Yeah well if I ever have to go back to the hospital again, you're going with me.
Miroku: I will behave (remembering the nurse). No trouble not from me.....
********(at the club house, actually some girls house over on Yakima Ave.)
'Knock Knock' (Some large hunchback girl answers the door and whispers to her friends who look like her) I knew it he brought Miroku!
Miroku:(taps Taro's shoulder and whispers) I think we should pretend to be salesmen, look at them. I didn't know they would look like that... maybe we should run...
Taro: Uh hi, We are with mail order husband services, we understand you ordered a one Miroku. Well here he is...(throws Miroku in the door and runs to his car...)
Miroku(Looks scared) Hey what is that thing. Uh do you sense that, its an evil......
(All the girls scream and latch onto Miroku) Save us!!!
Miroku(cringes): Let me go first! (runs out the door upon being released, looks back to see the strange girls chasing him)
(All of them scream in unison) Come back Miroku!!!!
***********(Back at Taro's house, No he doesnt live with his parents either)
Taro: Hey Ryoko, you will never guess what I just did!!!
Ryoko: Whats that bro?
Taro: You know those wierd girls who keep sending me stuff saying they are my fan club, well I took Miroku over there and threw him at them... boy they were hideous looking (laughs hard) then I drove off!!!!
Ryoko:(laughs even harder) Wow! I wish I was there.... oh my isnt that him right now(looking out the window)......
Taro: Darn I was hoping that salesmen pitch would've worked..... You can answer it....
(Ryoko opens the front door, Miroku runs past her and shouts): Get out of the way, run!!! They're comming!!!!
(Ryoko sees a herd of large funny looking women running towards the house, its too late to close the door so Ryoko runs, Taro is confused as he walks from the kitchen)
Taro: Hey whats go........ AHHHHHHH HELP SOMEONE HELP THEYVE GOT ME (is bombarded by tons of "the fan club girls")
(Fan club): Oh Kyoji, you didn't fool us... you're so funny... can we see the Shadow Gundam....
Taro: What no... I don't have one... please go away (looks green) I am SenTaro..... SOMEONE HELP!!!!!!!! (the girls surround him)
Fan club: You can't fool us, we know you are him now all we need is your brother Domon....
Taro: What, I have a sister!!!!! Gah!!!!!
Fan club leader: Tie him up good so he won't escape.... I just saw Domon at the door so someone find him!!!
Taro: No dont touch me.... noooooo...... ahhhhhhhh, damn you Miroku.... DAMNNNNNN YOUUUUUUU!!!!!!! ( A girl from the club stuffs a sock in his mouth not to mention she got it from the dirty clothes pile) (Taro passes out with a swirly eyed expression)
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DISCLAIMER: Yeah well in this fic Inuyasha and G Gundam do not belong to me, but in my dreams well.......Oh yeah and well I belong to myself and Ryoko my dear twin sister is my slave (yank yank) owww my hair..... i was just kidding jeez...........
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By Sen Taro-Taisensei
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Note: Due to lack of reviews I am afraid "we" can not finish this fic. I know I always threaten so and it back fires and then I end up writing more but this time I am serious. I know I shouldn't do it but I don't have a choice ^_^. I love hearing from you all. So tell all and review more and if you're good, really good. Then you will get a few more chapters......
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Would this infernal rain ever cease. It was cold and unbearable like no other rain fall has been. The group was struck with a cold. Well everyone but Inuyasha. We stayed at a hut in the village so Kagome could go back and forth with remedies for us. Her cold by now was gone, due to her advanced medics there. Her home I was told like a castle, she didn't have to worry about making fires.
I sneezed loud waking everyone. We were all weak and tired. Shippo was okay too, he took care of us. Even Kaede was down with a bad cold. Inuyasha kept joking it was death comming to collect. Even though we were weak we still laughed especially when Kagome came in and yelled sit a million times.
She wore a mask, she said to protect herself from the germs in the air. "Its raining Kagome, what germs would stick around in this cold weather?" I asked her.
"Don't be silly Miroku. Germs are all around us. I am surprised you guys came down sick though with your immune system." Kagome comforted me.
"Yes, I don't know how it could have happened." My mind wondered back to an angry hanyou yelling rain was nothing and we were lazy. We always wanted breaks.
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We all stared at Inuyasha angrily. "What are you all looking at?" He grumbled. He did look guilty. Good.
"Nothing much." Shippo giggled. "Why you.... come say that to my face!!!" Inuyasha howled as Shippo pinched his cheeks and said it again. "Shippo, you creep... you'll pay." Inuyasha hit Shippo a few times on the head. "Owww, Kagooooomeeeeeee." "SIT."
"Really you two. Its embarrasing. Take it outside." Kagome scolded.
Inuyasha looked demented for a second while he said," with pleasure." He picked up Shippo and headed outside. All day we heard screams of torture as Shippo was unmercifully beaten by Inuyasha.
Sango rolled over in her sleep. I noticed how lovely she was even if she was sick. One day she would admit her true feelings. One day I might too. "Miroku, quit staring at me, you're creeping me out."
We laid there and stared at each other for a while. "Sorry, I didn't mean to stare."
"Sure, next thing you will be saying sorry I didnt mean to touch you!!!"
"No need to be hostile *cough, cough* Owww this is painful." I felt like I was coughing my insides slowly up. Kagome handed me some candy looking things. "Here they are cough drops."
"Cough drops? What don't you have for a remedy in your era?" Sango asked. "Maybe some repellent for hentai monks?"
"Very funny, Sango. Perhaps you have love potions, Kagome?" I asked hope filling my mind. "Nope to both..... however some of this soup will make you feel all better." Kagome pulled out a thermos. It smelled so wonderful.
"MMM, yum, Kagome. What is it?" Sango asked. Inuyasha walked in. "Got enough for me?"
"Inuyasha its for sick people. You arent sick." Kagome told him.
"Yes I am sick." "Oh really? With?" "You not giving me any soup." We all had to laugh at the look on Kagome's face and then Inuyasha's as he was sat so many times. He didn't get back up. He did however end up with a bowl of the soup too.
"That was wonderful, Kagome. I do feel better. Thank you." Sango said lying back down. "Rest is the next best thing so all of you try to go to sleep. I am going to go home and get more soup and some flu medicine."
"We have the flu? I thought it was called a cold?" I asked Kaede. "I guess that is what they call it in her time." Kaede replied.
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I must have slept the cold off cause when I woke up I felt even better than normal.
Everyone did. "Kagome, that remedy was wonderful. I feel all better." I thanked her.
"Oh it was no problem besides I made the fire extra warm, you practically sweat your flu off."
"How is Sango doing? I havent seen her." I asked. "Oh she is bathing, have you noticed the great weather today?" Kagome pointed outside. I walked out and the sun was shining.
"It seems the weather agrees with our moods." I smiled walking towards the woods.
Inuyasha cut me off. "I don't think so. I am not cleaning up after you again."
"What do you mean, Inuyasha?" "I mean all that blood and haveing to carry your useless body back into the hut." "Oh, no I was merely having to use the bathroom."
"My butt monk!" "Its true now if you don't excuse me, I will have no choice but to go right here, perhaps on you."
"Yeah, then I might still have to drag you back to the hut. I better not hear you walking towards the river." "I will be but a minute, if you will excuse me."
Of course I was headed towards the river, I myself needed to clean up. When I reached my destination I heard the water splashing. Sango must still be bathing. I better be quiet. I walked to a small clearing and peeked over a big rock. Thats when I came face to face with............
"What do you think you're doing!" *SMACK* *BOOM* For me the world slowly faded into darkness...... the last thing I heard was Inuyasha's voice," I told him not to go there."
Then Sango," I can't believe we can't bathe in peace. He actually was hiding behind a huge rock, like I wouldn't see him." Then Shippo," Wow, he won't be able to move for a while, look at that lump." "Did you have to hit him that hard, its going to take a while to clean the blood off." Kagome's voice faded..........
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Note: So what do you think???? ^_^. I want to take this small opportunity to plug a fan fic of my sister an author who has written a few of these chaps, her pen name is SenRyoko-TaiHanyou and her fic is titled Legend of Masou. Its a great fic and I hope you read it, she hasn't had any reviews and is bummed..... well bye bye then ^_^.
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SenTaro: Tedious. Thats the only word I can think of to explain writing this one.
Miroku: Really? Is it worth it?
Taro: Yeah you know it!
Miroku: I hear you have a small fan club of your own? Is that true, can I join, or at least come to your meetings.....
Taro: Why so I can get sued or something?? No way, besides you have to like me to join or come....
"Miroku: Well I do like you..... we're pals cmon let me go...... what is sued?
Taro: Its when someone doesnt like something you do so they take you to court and in your case you'd have to pay money to them.........
Miroku: Really? Well I don't like that you won't take me so can I sue you?
Taro: Uh no. Fine you can go but the first time you touch someone you're leaving. And you can pay for the lawyer.....
Miroku: Lawyer? Oh nevermind, okay I promise not to touch anyone. So these girls really like you? I wonder....
Taro: Don't get any ideas, although I am a little freaked out about it...... I have to admit I haven't been to a meeting but they keep sending me stuff, I think they have me mixed up with someone else.
Miroku: Like who? Oh whats this (picks up a letter and reads it) Wow where is the Shadow Gundam they keep talking about? I didn't know you had a Gundam. You never said anything before.....
Taro: What are you serious..... uh I don't own a Shadow Gundam. If I did I wouldn't tell you. Its bad enough you having that air rip. You have more bad luck than Vash the Stampede......
Miroku: No way, I have never been shot. Well almost but that doesnt count.
Taro: what do you mean it doesn't count? I was almost shot too, I had to replace my rear window!!!
Miroku: Well I couldn't help it, she said it was okay... but look we are fine now..
Taro: Yeah well if I ever have to go back to the hospital again, you're going with me.
Miroku: I will behave (remembering the nurse). No trouble not from me.....
********(at the club house, actually some girls house over on Yakima Ave.)
'Knock Knock' (Some large hunchback girl answers the door and whispers to her friends who look like her) I knew it he brought Miroku!
Miroku:(taps Taro's shoulder and whispers) I think we should pretend to be salesmen, look at them. I didn't know they would look like that... maybe we should run...
Taro: Uh hi, We are with mail order husband services, we understand you ordered a one Miroku. Well here he is...(throws Miroku in the door and runs to his car...)
Miroku(Looks scared) Hey what is that thing. Uh do you sense that, its an evil......
(All the girls scream and latch onto Miroku) Save us!!!
Miroku(cringes): Let me go first! (runs out the door upon being released, looks back to see the strange girls chasing him)
(All of them scream in unison) Come back Miroku!!!!
***********(Back at Taro's house, No he doesnt live with his parents either)
Taro: Hey Ryoko, you will never guess what I just did!!!
Ryoko: Whats that bro?
Taro: You know those wierd girls who keep sending me stuff saying they are my fan club, well I took Miroku over there and threw him at them... boy they were hideous looking (laughs hard) then I drove off!!!!
Ryoko:(laughs even harder) Wow! I wish I was there.... oh my isnt that him right now(looking out the window)......
Taro: Darn I was hoping that salesmen pitch would've worked..... You can answer it....
(Ryoko opens the front door, Miroku runs past her and shouts): Get out of the way, run!!! They're comming!!!!
(Ryoko sees a herd of large funny looking women running towards the house, its too late to close the door so Ryoko runs, Taro is confused as he walks from the kitchen)
Taro: Hey whats go........ AHHHHHHH HELP SOMEONE HELP THEYVE GOT ME (is bombarded by tons of "the fan club girls")
(Fan club): Oh Kyoji, you didn't fool us... you're so funny... can we see the Shadow Gundam....
Taro: What no... I don't have one... please go away (looks green) I am SenTaro..... SOMEONE HELP!!!!!!!! (the girls surround him)
Fan club: You can't fool us, we know you are him now all we need is your brother Domon....
Taro: What, I have a sister!!!!! Gah!!!!!
Fan club leader: Tie him up good so he won't escape.... I just saw Domon at the door so someone find him!!!
Taro: No dont touch me.... noooooo...... ahhhhhhhh, damn you Miroku.... DAMNNNNNN YOUUUUUUU!!!!!!! ( A girl from the club stuffs a sock in his mouth not to mention she got it from the dirty clothes pile) (Taro passes out with a swirly eyed expression)
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DISCLAIMER: Yeah well in this fic Inuyasha and G Gundam do not belong to me, but in my dreams well.......Oh yeah and well I belong to myself and Ryoko my dear twin sister is my slave (yank yank) owww my hair..... i was just kidding jeez...........
