CAPTAIN'S looooog: stardate: 2730: We are (dp) STUCK OOOON (dp) this freakish planet until (dp) Scotty somehow (dp) fixes the engines...
"Captain! Look what I found!"
Kirk leisurely strolled over to Sulu and Dr.McCoy.
"What did (dp) you find (dp) Sulu?"
Gracie came up from behind, "If it's a brain it belongs to Roper. He lost it along time ago."
"Hey!" Roper came from their left, wisely avoiding Gracie. He looked around, "Huh. Where's Mr.Spock?"
"I am right behind you, Mr.Roper." Under his breath he mumbled, "dumbass."
"Ahhh!" Roper jumped 10 feet into the air.
"What (dp) did yo-" Captain Kirk was cut off when Roper came crashing down onto him. Kirk rolled out from under Roper's fat ass. When Roper didn't get up, Dr.McCoy went and checked his vital signs.
"He's dead, Jim."
Roper groaned, "No I'm not, sir *cough*...ow..."
"Oh, get up you baby!" Gracie started chasing after him again.
"So..." Everyone looked around nervously until finally Sulu spoke up, "Anyway..."
Gracie appeared out of nowhere, "Back on the farm..." She disappeared just as suddenly.
"Ok...So any-" Sulu stopped short, not wanting Gracie to appear again, "Captain, we found a space craft that apparentlly crashed about five minutes ago."
"And how (dp) do you know that (dp) Mr. Sulu?"
"We watched it crashing, sir."
"...I see..."
Screams rang from the countryside. "Perhaps we should go help, sir!" Gracie yelled as she continued chasing Roper with a large mallet.
"(dp) Agreed, Ensign."
As they ran to go help, Roper suddenly burst into flames.
"Johnsen!"
Oops...
"Captain! Look what I found!"
Kirk leisurely strolled over to Sulu and Dr.McCoy.
"What did (dp) you find (dp) Sulu?"
Gracie came up from behind, "If it's a brain it belongs to Roper. He lost it along time ago."
"Hey!" Roper came from their left, wisely avoiding Gracie. He looked around, "Huh. Where's Mr.Spock?"
"I am right behind you, Mr.Roper." Under his breath he mumbled, "dumbass."
"Ahhh!" Roper jumped 10 feet into the air.
"What (dp) did yo-" Captain Kirk was cut off when Roper came crashing down onto him. Kirk rolled out from under Roper's fat ass. When Roper didn't get up, Dr.McCoy went and checked his vital signs.
"He's dead, Jim."
Roper groaned, "No I'm not, sir *cough*...ow..."
"Oh, get up you baby!" Gracie started chasing after him again.
"So..." Everyone looked around nervously until finally Sulu spoke up, "Anyway..."
Gracie appeared out of nowhere, "Back on the farm..." She disappeared just as suddenly.
"Ok...So any-" Sulu stopped short, not wanting Gracie to appear again, "Captain, we found a space craft that apparentlly crashed about five minutes ago."
"And how (dp) do you know that (dp) Mr. Sulu?"
"We watched it crashing, sir."
"...I see..."
Screams rang from the countryside. "Perhaps we should go help, sir!" Gracie yelled as she continued chasing Roper with a large mallet.
"(dp) Agreed, Ensign."
As they ran to go help, Roper suddenly burst into flames.
"Johnsen!"
Oops...
