CAPTAIN'S looooooog: stardate: 2731: I have (dp) left Ensigh (dp) Gracie back at the shiiiiiiip to (dp) try and see how it (dp) works. I have also (dp) left Mr. Roper with her (dp) as they seem to (dp) get along so well. (dp) I do not (dp) UNDERSTAAAAAAND (dp) Miss. Gracie's evil laugh (dp) when I (dp) LEFT HIM THERE (dp) though...
"Sar! Vhat time is it?" Kirk checked his wat ch.
"1650, Ensign (dp) Chekov."
Chekov grinned maniacally.
Music was coming from a home on the hillside. Spock suddenly brightened and dashed into the home.
"Huh...Weird..."
Approximately 2.4 seconds later, he came out with a 'fro', a tye-dyed t-shirt, platform shoes, and a tye-dyed headband, "'Sup dudes?"
Sulu looked at him, blinking, "So...anyway-"
"Back on the farm..." Gracie appeared and disappeared once more.
"I have GOT to stop doing that...so...moving on..."
They started walking once more.
"It iiiis (dp) 1700 (dp) Mr. Chekov..." He looked around, "Mr. (dp) Chekov?" He was already gone.
"Dr.McCoy (dp) can you tell (dp) WHAT'S (dp) going ooooon?"
"Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor, not Spock!"
Everyone looked at him and blinked, "Well...at least he made sense this time..." Sulu said.
They continued, "Jeez! How high up is this hill?!"
A penguin appeared on the horizon. "Look Captain!" Sulu yelled and pointed, "A penguin!"
"Thank you, Captain Obvious."
Spock told him.
"Hey! I just got promoted! I'm going to go order people to build me the biggest, nicest spinny chair in the known universe!" He rushed off.
"Dammit, Spock! Stop (dp) giving promotions (dp) like that!"
Spock just giggled insanely.
Suddenly, the penguin burst into flames.
"Johnsen!"
Oops...
"Sar! Vhat time is it?" Kirk checked his wat ch.
"1650, Ensign (dp) Chekov."
Chekov grinned maniacally.
Music was coming from a home on the hillside. Spock suddenly brightened and dashed into the home.
"Huh...Weird..."
Approximately 2.4 seconds later, he came out with a 'fro', a tye-dyed t-shirt, platform shoes, and a tye-dyed headband, "'Sup dudes?"
Sulu looked at him, blinking, "So...anyway-"
"Back on the farm..." Gracie appeared and disappeared once more.
"I have GOT to stop doing that...so...moving on..."
They started walking once more.
"It iiiis (dp) 1700 (dp) Mr. Chekov..." He looked around, "Mr. (dp) Chekov?" He was already gone.
"Dr.McCoy (dp) can you tell (dp) WHAT'S (dp) going ooooon?"
"Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor, not Spock!"
Everyone looked at him and blinked, "Well...at least he made sense this time..." Sulu said.
They continued, "Jeez! How high up is this hill?!"
A penguin appeared on the horizon. "Look Captain!" Sulu yelled and pointed, "A penguin!"
"Thank you, Captain Obvious."
Spock told him.
"Hey! I just got promoted! I'm going to go order people to build me the biggest, nicest spinny chair in the known universe!" He rushed off.
"Dammit, Spock! Stop (dp) giving promotions (dp) like that!"
Spock just giggled insanely.
Suddenly, the penguin burst into flames.
"Johnsen!"
Oops...
