Last time on Anime Jeopardy!! Um, they answered questions... and stuff. Oh! And they went to a commercial break and they're coming back! Yeah... hehe... probably saved my job there...
Alex: "Hello, and welcome back to Jeopardy! We're going to meet our contestants now. Mihoshi, it says here that you are a lazy, incompetent bum."
Mihoshi: "Yup!! Wait a second… isn't that bad?"
Kione in the audience: "Hehehe."
Alex: "Right. Let's move on to Vegeta."
Vegeta: "What!?"
Alex: "Uh-huh… You… say that you're the prince of an alien race called the Saiya-jins…"
Vegeta: "I don't say I am, I know I am the prince of--"
Trunks: "King, you mean?"
Vegeta: "What do you mean 'king'?"
Trunks: "I mean, your father's dead, you should be the king now."
Vegeta: "You mean… I am the king of the Saiya-jins?? Wait a second, if I am the king of the Saiya-jins, and Kakarotto is a Saiya-jin… That means that I am the king of Kakarotto!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! He must bow down to me like the lowly subject he is!!!"
Trunks begins to worry about his father becoming even more power hungry and egotistical.
Trunks: "Uhh… April fools!! Yeah, April fools…"
Vegeta: "Nani?? It's June!"
Trunks: "I guess that makes it June fools…"
Vegeta: "But that still doesn't makes sense…"
Alex: "Can we get back to the game now?? Thank you. Let's see, Trunks was in control of the board, pick a category."
Trunks: "I'll take animation for $300."
Alex: "It's the color of Trunks' hair."
Vegeta rings in.
Vegeta: "What is green?"
Alex: "Uh, no."
Mihoshi rings in.
Mihoshi: "What is green??"
Alex: "That would also be wrong seeing as it's what Vegeta just said."
Trunks glances at his hair and rings in.
Trunks: "What is purple?"
Alex: "Judges? We'll accept it. We were looking for lavender, but purple will work."
Trunks: "Yes! I'll take Japanese animation for $100."
Alex: "Kusao Takeshi does this character in the Japanese version of DBZ."
Silence. Mihoshi rings in.
Mihoshi: "Who is that scary man over there?"
Alex: "…Vegeta?"
Mihoshi: "Yeah."
Alex: "That's wrong anyways."
Trunks rings in.
Trunks: "Who is me?"
Alex: "Uh, you need to give us a name."
Trunks: "Come on, you know my name."
Alex: "I'm sorry, but you need to give us the name."
Trunks: "Fine, who is Trunks?"
Alex: "That's correct! Trunks, pick another category."
Trunks: "I'll take animation for $200."
Alex: "In this anime, there's a person named Mihoshi."
Silence again. Vegeta leans over and whispers to Mihoshi.
Vegeta: "What anime are you from, anyway?"
Mihoshi: "Uhh… I think it's Blue Seed."
Vegeta rings in.
Vegeta: "What is Blue Seed?"
Alex: "That's not correct."
Vegeta: "Mihoshi!"
Mihoshi: "Oops… I remember now."
Mihoshi rings in.
Mihoshi: "What is Tenchi Muyo?"
Alex: "That's right, Mihoshi, pick another category."
Mihoshi: "I'll take people for $200."
Alex: "That's our Daily Double!"
Trunks: "Didn't we already have a Daily Double?"
Alex: "…Uh… Oh well. You can wager up to $500."
Mihoshi: "Ok, I'll wager $500."
Alex: "It's Vegeta's father's name."
Mihoshi leans back to ask Trunks the answer to the question.
Mihoshi: "What's Vegeta--"
Alex: "That's correct!!"
Vegeta: "*Sniff* Now I'm the only one with a negative number…"
Trunks: "Lulu? Are you ever gonna end this thing?"
Lulu: "Oh my God, I'm delusional! My fic's talking to me!! And it's Trunks, nonetheless!"
Trunks: "Lulu! Lulu! It's ok, you're not delusional."
Lulu: "…Yes I am…"
Trunks: "No you're not…"
Lulu: "Yes I am."
Trunks: "No, you're not!!!"
Lulu: "…ok…"
Trunks: "Back to what I was saying. This is going kind of slow, don't you think?"
Lulu's eyes light up and she begins to nod and repeat "uh-huh" since she realizes that she was talking to Trunks.
Lulu: "Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh…"
Trunks: "Are you even paying attention to me?"
Lulu: "Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh…"
Trunks: "Lulu, hello? Pay attention."
Lulu: "Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh…"
Trunks: "Pay attention!!!!!"
Lulu: "Uh-huh, uh--"
Lulu screams.
Lulu: "Don't yell like that!! You almost made me have a heart attack!!"
Trunks: "…wouldn't want that to happen…"
Lulu: "Huh?"
Trunks: "Nothing."
Lulu: "So what were you saying?"
Trunks: "I was saying that we're not even half-way done with Jeopardy, we still have Double Jeopardy, and it obvious I'm gonna win against these two dolts."
Trunks jerks his thumb in the direction of Mihoshi and Vegeta.
Trunks: "So, can't we just skip ahead a bit?"
Lulu: "How much?"
Trunks: "Oh, I dunno, just out of the Jeopardy round?"
Lulu: "…I am running out of ideas for questions…"
Trunks: "So you'll do it??"
Lulu: "Oh my… nice way to put it…"
Trunks: "Huh?"
Lulu: "Nothing."
Trunks: "Will you?"
Lulu snickered.
(AN:DN- We do not own any snickers or Lulus... wait...)
Lulu: "Yeah."
Trunks: "Cool!"
Lulu snickers again.
::10 minutes into the future.::
Vegeta and Mihoshi have $100, and Trunks has -$500. Trunks: "What the…??"
Lulu: "What?"
Trunks is speechless. He motions to the scores.
Lulu: "What about the scores?"
Trunks: "How am I losing like this??"
Lulu: "I dunno, it's just the future. Plus, it's what you get for wanting to skip part of the game and insulting me."
Trunks: "You heard that??"
Lulu: "I am the author of this fic."
Trunks: "Uhh… I didn't mean it."
Lulu: "Sure… Now I'm gonna make you lose this for lying to me."
Trunks: "Eek!! Sorry!"
Lulu: "There is one way you can redeem yourself…"
Trunks: "What is it? I'll do anything!!"
Lulu: "You have to go out with me."
Trunks: "Yuck!! I'm not that desperate to win!!"
Lulu: "Ohh… That's it. Just for that, I'm having Vegeta kill you."
Vegeta goes limp and turns to Trunks. He begins to monotonously repeat, "I must kill the boy." Trunks begins to back away.
Trunks: "Ok, ok, you win!! I'll go out with you!!"
Lulu: "Aw… you're so sweet."
Lulu snaps her fingers and Vegeta goes back to his senses.
Trunks: "Uh… I have another question."
Lulu: "What is it?"
Trunks: "Can I get some more points?"
Lulu: "Ok, but you have to do something else for me…"
Trunks: "I'm almost afraid to ask… What is it?"
Lulu leans in and whispers something to Trunks. When she finishes, Trunks starts to scream at the top of his lungs, trying to get away from her and Lulu is just giggling.
Lulu: "I'm joking, I'm joking. It's ok, chill out. You need to take one of Veggie's Ritalins."
(AN:DN-We do not own any Veggies or Ritalins.)
Trunks is huddled in a corner, rocking back and forth.
What did Lulu do to Trunks?? Will he ever be sane again? This narrator doesn't think so. How many questions was that... Dang, just two... Uh... Be sure to catch the next chapter of Anime Jeopardy!!
