Last time on Anime Jeopardy! Rei and Nene just joined Lulu in wreaking havoc upon the poor, defensless characters on Jeopardy. How many more of these "friends" does Lulu have? How many more of these "friends" can Lulu have? Erm… wait. Can we ignore that last comment? No? …there goes my career.
Alex: "Pick another category."
Mihoshi: "Let's finish up aliens."
Alex: "That's our Daily Double!"
Trunks and Vegeta roll their eyes.
Alex: "How much would you like to wager?"
Mihoshi: "$100."
Alex: "It's the planet Piccolo's from."
Mihoshi: "Um… what is the Green People Planet?"
Alex: "No, the answer is Earth."
Mihoshi: "…but he's green."
Alex shrugs.
Alex: "I don't get it either. It's just what the card says. Pick another category, Mihoshi."
Mihoshi: "Main character for $200."
Alex: "Speed Racer."
Vegeta rings in.
Vegeta: "Who is Speed?"
Alex: "That's correct. Pick another category."
Vegeta: "Seiyuus for $600."
Alex: "It's Mihoshi's seiyuu."
Nobody rings in. The time runs out.
Vegeta: "Who Iis/I your seiyuu, Mihoshi?"
Trunks: "Yeah."
Mihoshi: "…I don't know. Alex? Who's my seiyuu??"
Alex: "I don't know either, the card doesn't say… Oh well, pick another category."
Vegeta: "My anime for $800."
Alex: "Misty."
Contestants: "Who??"
The time runs out.
Alex: "Ick, I fell sorry for her, the answer was Pokemon. Vegeta, pick yet another category."
Vegeta: "Main characters for $400."
Alex: "Big O."
Vegeta: "These are just crappy-anime-questions, aren't they?"
Nobody rings in and the time runs out.
Alex: "Roger Smith."
Lulu: "Ah hahah!! Smith is Nene's last name!! Ha ha Nene."
Trunks: "Oh no, not her again…"
Lulu: "Hey now, you remember what I can do at the snap of my fingers, don't you?"
Trunks: "Eek! Yes, I remember, sorry."
Lulu smirks.
Lulu: "Good. Now, when should we have our little date?"
Trunks cringes.
Trunks: "Eh hehe… I'm… free this weekend…"
Lulu: "Ok, how about Saturday?"
Trunks: "O…K"
Nene: "Lulu, are you making fun of me again?"
Lulu: "No! I was talking about a different Nene."
Nene: "But the nickname Nene and the last name Smith probably aren't too common."
Lulu: "Uh… No! It's just… the same… Yeah… That's it."
Nene: "Lulu!"
Rei: "Lulu, quit tormenting Nene or I'll rip your fic apart!!"
Lulu: "Nooo!!! Not the fic!! Please! I'll stop torturing Nene!"
Rip, rip, rip.
Lulu: "No!!! Not three whole pages!!! N-- Wait a second, there isn't anything written on these. Rei!!"
Rei: "What?"
Nene drags them out.
Alex: "Riiight… Let's get back to the game now. Vegeta, you have control of the board."
Vegeta: "AAAHHHHH!!!! My hair is in my eyes!!!"
Everybody: "What??"
Trunks: "Your hair doesn't move…"
Vegeta: "I don't know why I just said that… It must be Lulu…"
Lulu: "Yeah, sorry, it's windy."
Nene: "Didn't I drag you out?"
Nene drags Lulu out again.
Alex: "Let's try this again. Vegeta, pick a category."
Vegeta: "Seiyuus for $400."
Alex: "It's the character that Christopher Sabat does in the English version of DBZ."
Vegeta rings in.
Vegeta: "…who is me?"
Alex: "Again, we need a name."
Vegeta: "…who is Vegeta: "
Alex: "I'm sorry, that's not the name we're looking for."
Trunks rings in.
Trunks Who is Piccolo?"
Alex: "That's not who we're looking for…"
Mihoshi rings in.
Mihoshi: "Who is Jeice?"
Alex: "That's correct!"
Trunks: "…but Christopher Sabat does all of those… never mind, I don't care anymore. Mihoshi, just pick another category."
Alex: "That's my line!"
Trunks: "Shut up."
Mihoshi: "Ok. I'll take main character for $400."
Alex: "Cyber City Oedo 808."
Contestants: "What?"
The time runs out.
Alex: "The answer was Shin Goku."
Trunks: "Wait a second! Son Goku, Shin Goku… Son Goku, Shin Goku… Son Goku, Shin Goku… Hey!! They're making fun of Goku-san!"
Alex: "Riiight… Mihoshi, pick a category."
There was one category left: Main Character for $600.
Mihoshi: "I want that one."
Alex: "Which one?"
Mihoshi: "That one right there."
Mihoshi points toward the board.
Alex: "I don't get it! which one?"
Mihoshi sighed.
Mihoshi: "The last one. It's under main character."
Alex: "That's it! I quit!! I've had enough of all of you… especially you, Vegeta!!"
Vegeta: "What?"
Alex: "You heard me!"
Vegeta: "What??"
Alex ran away laughing maniacally.
(AN: The announcer guy's name is going to be Bob.)
Bob: "Uhh… What are we going to do now? We need a host. Can anybody from the audience host?"
Nobody volunteered.
Bob: "Oh, come on! You'll only have to do like two questions and we'll pay $100."
Gohan: "I'll be host."
Trunks' eyes lit up.
Lulu: "No, no, no, no. Gohan, I'm sorry, but you are so not hosting. Trunks is gay, you're a guy, and what's worse is that he likes you. What we need for the host is an it… Furiza!"
Furiza: "*sniff* I'm so tired of being called an it… If you guys will stop, I'll confess. I'm a woman… well, I was born a woman at least."
Lulu, Nene, and Rei: "Uh… we didn't need to know that."
Serena: "I'll be host."
Katie: "Hmm… Ok. You'll be fine."
Serena went to the place that Alex always stands.
Serena: "Ok, so do I read from the card-thingy or the board-thingy?"
Bob: "Either is fine. It's on both."
Serena: "But which one? Now I know how Alex felt. I don't wanna do this anymore."
Serena left.
Bob: "Ok, we still need a host."
Aeka: "I'll host it."
Ryoko: "Well, wouldn't you want a pretty girl like me to host instead of an old hag like Aeka?"
Aeka: "E-excuse me, but did you just call me an old hag?"
Ryoko: "What's the matter? Is your hearing going away like your looks did, but, then again, you never really had much going for you in the looks department."
Aeka: "Oh! That's it! I'm getting sick of this! I'm going to have to defeat you once and for all and prove to you that Tenchi is mine."
Ryoko: "Fine by me, hag. But it seems that you're a little confused, you see, I can beat you anytime I want, and Tenchi's mine."
Mihoshi: "Uhh, girls, there's no need to fight, girls, please stop, are you even listening to me?"
Aeka and Ryoko seemed to notice Mihoshi for the first time. Then they noticed that she was in second place with a score of $800.
Aeka and Ryoko: "Oh my God! Mihoshi's in second! It's the Apocalypse! We're all gonna die!!"
They ran off the set screaming.
Trunks: "That's my line!!"
Look at me! I'm still here! They tried to kick me out, but I just gave them the ol' one-two and they let me stay. Yep, that's what I love about TV. Nobody knows if you're lying. What?? Were still recording? This just isn't my day…
