God, this isn't over yet? Why are you people still reading?? Are you all very mad?? What? This is the last chapter? Yes!! I just have to get through this and I'll be done forever! Never getting a job from anyone named Lulu again!

Bob: "We still need a host…"

Trunks: "Come on! Somebody just be host. We only have two more questions left."

Rei: "Trunks, if it makes you happy, I'll host."

Lulu: "…"

Rei: "It's ok, Trunks. I'm a nice person. When I'm not mad, of course."

Nene: "Yeah, and she doesn't hit her friends, like some people… Lulu!!"

Thwack!

Nene: "Ow! Lulu!!"

Kick!

Lulu: "Rei! That was my shin!!"

Pull!

Rei: "Oh, that's it! Now you've gone and touched my hair! You're gonna die now!"

The three of them fought.

Bob: "That didn't help."

Bunny: "Here, I'll be host. Mihoshi, I'm assuming that you want the last question on the board?"

(AN: Not Bunny as in manga version of Serena, yet another one of Lulu's bizarre friends.)

Mihoshi: "Yeah."

Lulu: "Whoa, whoa, whoa. Rei, Nene, look. Bunny's being the sanest person of us all! We're gonna die!! Run!!!"

Lulu, Rei, and Nene ran away.

Trunks: "But I'm Mr. Apocalypse!!"

Bunne: "Ok, let's get back to the game. Main characters for $600: Gundam Wing."

Trunks looked around to make sure Lulu was out of earshot, then he rang in.

Trunks: "Who is the cutie pie, Heero (too bad he's taken by Duo)."

Bunny: "Uh-huh… That's right. Now, for the Final Jeopardy category. It is letters. Make your wagers. Remember, Trunks is in first with $2000, Mihoshi's in second with $800, and Veggie's in third with $600. We'll see the question when we get back from this commercial break."

The camera guy signaled that they were off air. After everybody made their wagers, Mihoshi noticed the camera and realized that she was on TV, and went into her own little world.

Trunks to himself: "She reminds me of Lulu…"

Vegeta looked like he was in deep thought until the camera guy signaled that they would be on air in a few seconds.

Vegeta: "Hey! That girl called me Veggie!!"

Destiny: "W-what??"

Vegeta: "That girl, Lulu, when she was talking to Trunks, she leaned in and whispered something that scared the shiznay out of him… What did she say?"

Trunks: "Uh… Eh heh heh, nothing, nothing at all."

Vegeta: "Anyway, then she told Trunks that he should take of Veggie's Ritalins."

Vegeta growled.

Vegeta: "I'll have to get her for that…"

Bunny: "Uh… Let's just get back to the Final Jeopardy question. It is: write a letter of the alphabet."

Trunks rolled his eyes and scribbled something down. Mihoshi and Vegeta both wrote the entire time.

Bunny: "There's really no need to be writing so much… It's a very simple task… Just write a letter of the alphabet… Whatever, time's up. Vegeta, since you're in third place, let's see yours first."

All across Vegeta's screen was: Die Katie Die Katie Die Katie.

Bunny: "…the judges will accept it, it's got quite a few letters. Let's your wager."

It showed $500.

Bunny: "Well, now you've got $1100, and are in second place. Mihoshi, let's se your answer."

There was a drawing of a rabbit.

Bunny: "I'm sorry, that's not right… Let's see your wager."
It showed $0.01.

Bunny: "Uh… I don't really think we can do that… you can just stay at $800. Trunks, it's your turn."

Trunks wrote a T.

Trunks: "'T' for Trunks."

Bunny: "Whatever you say, it's right. How much did you wager?"

It showed $200.

Bunny: "Well, Trunks, you win with $2200. He'll be back tomorrow with two new contestants."

Silence.

Bunny: "Ok… So how am I supposed to end the fic?"

Lulu: "I'm the author, I'll do it."

Vegeta: "No!!! Must kill the girl that called me Veggie!!!"

Lulu: "Oh, please."

Katie snapped her fingers. Vegeta stopped and started to look around.

Vegeta: "Oohh… Look at all the pretty colors!"

Mihoshi: "Wow! You're right!"

Vegeta and Mihoshi stood in a trance looking around. Trunks got a sweat drop.

Trunks: "…I'm surrounded by morons. Lulu, why'd you do that to Mihoshi too?"

Lulu: "I didn't. Apparently, she's really fascinated by the colors."
Mihoshi just stood there, wide-eyed.

Lulu: "Now, to end this thing… How do you end it? I'll figure it out. Let's see… is there some kind of magic word? End! Uh… Open sesame, Ali Baba? Good-bye! Sayonara! No? Let's see…"

Lulu looked around and saw Vegeta. He was infatuated with his hands.

Vegeta: "Ooh! I have two hands. On each hand, I have… one, two, three, four… Five fingers!! So, that means that on both hands together, I have…"

One could almost see the wheels turning in his head.

Lulu: "Moron…"

Trunks: "If it bothers you so much, you could always change him back."

Lulu: "This is true. Oh well. What was I doing again?"

Bunny: "I think you were trying to figure out how to end the fic."

Lulu: "Oh yeah! Ok, so… Oh! Buttons. Maybe one will end the fic…"

Boom!!!

Everything was black and charred.

Lulu: "I guess that wasn't the right button…"

Trunks: "Apparently not."

Vegeta: "Ten!!"

Everybody: "What?"

Vegeta: "I have ten fingers! Look!! One, two, three, four, five, six, uh… eight, ten, two… no, this is two… I'm confused!!!"

Trunks: "Lulu! Can you make Tou-san just a little bit smarter?"

Lulu: "Well, it is funny to watch him… But since you asked so nicely."

Lulu snapped her fingers. Vegeta dropped his hands from in front of his face.

Vegeta: "29.45 to the third power is 25541.895652"

Everybody looked at him strangely.

Everybody: "What??"

Washuu in the audience.: "25541.958625! Duh!"

Vegeta: "Hold on a second… carry the one… times forty-five hundred… plus four… Ah! I'm sorry, you're right. Thank you for correcting me."

Lulu: "…I seriously doubt that he originally knew that… Trunks? He's scaring me! Can I change him back??"

Trunks was backing away from Vegeta.

Trunks: "Please do…I think he knows more than me now which kind of scares me…"

Lulu snapped her fingers. Vegeta fell over dead and started to twitch.

Lulu: "…I think I killed him."

Trunks kneeled down to Vegeta.

Trunks: "…You killed Tou-san!! No!! Tou-san!!!"

Lulu started to back away from Trunks.

Lulu: "Uh… Now, let's not jump to conclusions…"

Trunks: "It's all your fault!! You killed Tou-san!!! Die!!!"

Lulu snapped her fingers just before Trunks attacked her. Vegeta got up and started to rub his head.

Lulu: "Look! Vegeta's alive!"

Trunks stopped and looked at his father.

Trunks: "Tou-san! You're alive!!"

Vegeta looked at Lulu.

Vegeta: "You little son of a --"

Lulu: "Hey! I could kill you and not bring you back…"

Vegeta mumbled.

Lulu: "That's what I thought. Now, if all of you people will leave me alone. Trunks, remember our date on Saturday…"

Trunks cringed. Lulu snapped her fingers and everyone except her was gone.

Lulu: "Alright, now I can figure out how to get this fic over with."

There was a creepy echo because of the lack of people. Lulu shuddered.

Lulu: "Creepy…"

Lulu sat down and thought for a while.

Lulu: "I've got it!!"

She snapped her fingers. A big piece of paper and a pen appeared in front of her. She scribbled something on it. When she finished, she held it up. In big, bold letters it said: The End

Ah. It's beautiful, isn't it? It's over… What? Why do you want me to tell them that? "Stick around for Anime Jeopardy 2"? Oh God, no!! Not another one! That's it, I'm taking my wife and children and were moving to Nicaragua! You'll never hear from this narrator again! *Sniff* I need a hug…